Post by maggs on Mar 29, 2021 18:02:26 GMT -5
Handler Preferred Nickname: Maggs
Social Media Contact Info:
Wrestler Name: Turista Americano
WHO does your Wrestler Look Like?: Canek
Wrestler Age: ? (40s)
Wrestler Height: 6'1"
Wrestler Weight: 250lbs
Wrestler's Hometown: US'n'A
Wrestler Entrance:
"Here To Go" by Devo plays as JUSHIN THUNDER LIGER peaks out from behind the curtains. Very exciting. The cheers turn to groans as Turista Americano steps through, apparently sporting a Liger mask he picked up as a souvenir in Japan. The Hawaiian shirt clad luchador is sporting enough lays to let people knows he means business. Making his way down the aisle, Americano whips beads at busty audience members. They hurt. With his free hand the luchador uses his iPhone to take selfies with the less ugly fans. These will make his friends jealous when posted to Instagram.
MEGA DEATH MOVE : Third World Memories
Mega Death Move Description: Senton Splash while filming self with iPhone.
Set-Up Maneuver (if applicable):: Americano gives opponent 50 in local currency to lay down. Opponent is lucky to get it.
Signature Moves:
*1 Star Yelp Review: Slap to the face
*Slide Show - Stiff face wash, but in between thrust kicks Americano throws photographic slides of his trip to Ibiza, which are driven into opponent's mind.
*German Suplex - Regular Suplex that Americano learned in Germany
*Gota Americano - Samoan Drop that Americano culturally misappropriated
*Derecho '16 - lazy pin
*Directions - Americano distracts referee asking how he gets to his hotel while poorly paid street urchins beat up opponent for him.
*Ayuda Externa - Missile Dropkick
*Beads - Throws beads at opponent
*Lay'd to Rest - gives opponent a lay, then chokes them with it.
*Disease - will cough on people
Other Moves:
*Látigo Americano - Irish whip
*Brazo Americano - Japanese Armdrag
*Uppercut Americano - European Uppercut
*Backbreaker Americano - Argentinian Backbreaker Rack
*Ponche - eye gouge
*Sloppy Neckbreaker
*Arrogant wristlock
*Slow Kneelift
*Half-assed Piledriver
*Weak palm strike
*Unprofessional DDT
*Dangerous Waistlock
*Negligent backdrop
*Inappropriate clawhold
*Ineffective Northern Lights Suplex
*Reloj de Pulsera - Low blow
*SO MANY Hip attacks
*Breath Taking Hiptoss
*Endorsing suicide dive
*Crossbody Block that reminds TA of his time in Tibet.
*Long Reach short arm closeline
*Now the Standard American Terrier is a real dog breed Running Bulldog
*Meant to be an Atomic Drop
*Gassed Chokeslam
*Call this coffee? Throws hot coffee to the face
Wrestler Style: Rudo
Manager: no
Alignment: Depends on venue
Gimmick: American tourist. The luchador wears cheap masks of popular luxhadors bought at merchandise stands, but still puts a visor on them. He wrestles in a Hawaiian shirt, and shorts. His wrestling boots look like sandals with socks.
How Did You Hear About the XHF Network?: Twitter
Sample Roleplay:
SETTING: Shady Gift shop.
A rotund luchador in a cheap Blue Demon mask thumbs through postcards of naked ladies. He is eating churros. Sugar from his fried dough snack is smeered across the unmentionables of the women on the cards, effectively ruining them. Rather than pay for his cheap thrill, the masked man shoves the girls back onto the rack, contaminating more merchandise. There goes the store's profits for the week.
🎵 WHO LET THE DOGS OUT 🎵
The Baha Men chime informs of a text message. Rubbing his filthy hands on a nearby Mexican flag to clean grubby digits, the masked figure then reaches into the breast pocket of his Hawaiian shirt, yanking out a smart phone.
(Text): What kind of souvenir?
(Response Text From BnC): He was asking for-
A pudgy thumb scrolls down to the answer. The masked man turns the phone sideways, as if that will make the request more sensible. Puzzling. Shoving the rest of the churro into the Blue Demon hole, the horrible man chews with his mouth open while pushing the phone at the shopkeeper.
Masked Man: "DO. YOU. CARRY. THIS?"
Instead of learning other languages, the masked man yells English slower at foreigners like they were mentally handicapped.
The clerk gives him a blank expression.
This reinforces the stereotype to the ugly American.
Masked Man: "Where'm I supposed to an X crown?"
Social Media Contact Info:
Wrestler Name: Turista Americano
WHO does your Wrestler Look Like?: Canek
Wrestler Age: ? (40s)
Wrestler Height: 6'1"
Wrestler Weight: 250lbs
Wrestler's Hometown: US'n'A
Wrestler Entrance:
"Here To Go" by Devo plays as JUSHIN THUNDER LIGER peaks out from behind the curtains. Very exciting. The cheers turn to groans as Turista Americano steps through, apparently sporting a Liger mask he picked up as a souvenir in Japan. The Hawaiian shirt clad luchador is sporting enough lays to let people knows he means business. Making his way down the aisle, Americano whips beads at busty audience members. They hurt. With his free hand the luchador uses his iPhone to take selfies with the less ugly fans. These will make his friends jealous when posted to Instagram.
MEGA DEATH MOVE : Third World Memories
Mega Death Move Description: Senton Splash while filming self with iPhone.
Set-Up Maneuver (if applicable):: Americano gives opponent 50 in local currency to lay down. Opponent is lucky to get it.
Signature Moves:
*1 Star Yelp Review: Slap to the face
*Slide Show - Stiff face wash, but in between thrust kicks Americano throws photographic slides of his trip to Ibiza, which are driven into opponent's mind.
*German Suplex - Regular Suplex that Americano learned in Germany
*Gota Americano - Samoan Drop that Americano culturally misappropriated
*Derecho '16 - lazy pin
*Directions - Americano distracts referee asking how he gets to his hotel while poorly paid street urchins beat up opponent for him.
*Ayuda Externa - Missile Dropkick
*Beads - Throws beads at opponent
*Lay'd to Rest - gives opponent a lay, then chokes them with it.
*Disease - will cough on people
Other Moves:
*Látigo Americano - Irish whip
*Brazo Americano - Japanese Armdrag
*Uppercut Americano - European Uppercut
*Backbreaker Americano - Argentinian Backbreaker Rack
*Ponche - eye gouge
*Sloppy Neckbreaker
*Arrogant wristlock
*Slow Kneelift
*Half-assed Piledriver
*Weak palm strike
*Unprofessional DDT
*Dangerous Waistlock
*Negligent backdrop
*Inappropriate clawhold
*Ineffective Northern Lights Suplex
*Reloj de Pulsera - Low blow
*SO MANY Hip attacks
*Breath Taking Hiptoss
*Endorsing suicide dive
*Crossbody Block that reminds TA of his time in Tibet.
*Long Reach short arm closeline
*Now the Standard American Terrier is a real dog breed Running Bulldog
*Meant to be an Atomic Drop
*Gassed Chokeslam
*Call this coffee? Throws hot coffee to the face
Wrestler Style: Rudo
Manager: no
Alignment: Depends on venue
Gimmick: American tourist. The luchador wears cheap masks of popular luxhadors bought at merchandise stands, but still puts a visor on them. He wrestles in a Hawaiian shirt, and shorts. His wrestling boots look like sandals with socks.
How Did You Hear About the XHF Network?: Twitter
Sample Roleplay:
SETTING: Shady Gift shop.
A rotund luchador in a cheap Blue Demon mask thumbs through postcards of naked ladies. He is eating churros. Sugar from his fried dough snack is smeered across the unmentionables of the women on the cards, effectively ruining them. Rather than pay for his cheap thrill, the masked man shoves the girls back onto the rack, contaminating more merchandise. There goes the store's profits for the week.
🎵 WHO LET THE DOGS OUT 🎵
The Baha Men chime informs of a text message. Rubbing his filthy hands on a nearby Mexican flag to clean grubby digits, the masked figure then reaches into the breast pocket of his Hawaiian shirt, yanking out a smart phone.
(Text): What kind of souvenir?
(Response Text From BnC): He was asking for-
A pudgy thumb scrolls down to the answer. The masked man turns the phone sideways, as if that will make the request more sensible. Puzzling. Shoving the rest of the churro into the Blue Demon hole, the horrible man chews with his mouth open while pushing the phone at the shopkeeper.
Masked Man: "DO. YOU. CARRY. THIS?"
Instead of learning other languages, the masked man yells English slower at foreigners like they were mentally handicapped.
The clerk gives him a blank expression.
This reinforces the stereotype to the ugly American.
Masked Man: "Where'm I supposed to an X crown?"