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Post by edwarddubin0604 on Apr 10, 2021 19:18:36 GMT -5
(Psychotic Goth and Vampira are walking through the Botanical Garden enjoying the beauty and magnificence of the garden as they look around the place that shall be the battleground known as the XHF Rumble.)
Vampira: "The Botanical Gardens of St. Louis, Missouri has all the beauty and splendor of the most magnificent gardens of both the ancient and modern world. Yet in all gardens there is always a serpent and that serpent is going to be my husband Psychotic Goth."
Psychotic Goth: "Yes I am the great serpent, who shall stalk these gardens and at the XHF Rumble I shall haunt everyone I encounter. I shall be the ultimate nightmare in their dreams. I shall be the venom that shall penetrate and poison those who shall stand in my way. I shall be the ultimate sin that shall make all the competitors stray to their ultimate demise in the Rumble."
(Psychotic Goth roars in an ancient accent.)
Psychotic Goth: "I am the serpent who is going to corrupt the competitors as I eliminate them. I shall be the darkness that shall spread throughout the event and I shall continue to spread my darkness everywhere in this garden of beauty until I am the last man standing. Nobody shall stand in my way as I do it without any remorse or regrets."
(He bellows in an ancient accent.)
Psychotic Goth: "I remember what happened last year as I got close to winning if it wasn't for one Tarrasque."
(Psychotic Goth bursts out in maniacal laughter.)
Psychotic Goth: "I practically loved the fact that the XHF Rumble was set on a barge and everyone was flying into the water and I mean everyone literally. Those idiots the, Trons, sent one of their own into the water. There was some stupid little doll named Charlie who couldn't win either. They must have been desperate for combatants. How pathetically laughable."
(He laughs even louder.)
Psychotic Goth: "Yet the true highlight of the XHF Rumble was when myself and Tarrasque almost killed each other during and after we were eliminated. Oh the enjoyment it was when we splashed into the water. It was just like old times when we were trying to kill each other in Hardkore World. Now who will I get to have fun with when if I get eliminated which shall not happen this year."
(Psychotic Goth continues to laugh maniacally.)
Psychotic Goth: "So Adrien Cochrane rules the XHF at the moment and the key word is 'moment' but when this event is over. When this war is over and the dust is cleared. I, 'The Psychotic One,' the 'King of the Goths' shall be the one who shall be left standing and I shall be the new ruler of The XHF. I shall be the new XHF Champion and I shall be on the throne defending my kingdom."
(He laughs demonically.)
Psychotic Goth: "I shall be the second wrestler from SWAT who shall take back the XHF X-Crown home. The first was Anthony Caffrey, who showed no true loyalty to SWAT, and left for this new fed called Fireside. He dropped the title intentionally with any remorse and then fled SWAT. Well this time SWAT shall have a true X-Crown Champion who shall be loyal always to his fed and won't ever leave on any whim."
(Psychotic Goth roars in an ancient dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "I shall lead my gothic armies into the XHF Rumble and I shall not show any mercy towards anyone whether Keith Williams or Adrien Cochrane. I back down from no one and I show no qualms to hurt anyone and sink my poisonous fangs into the flesh of my victims. As I said I'm going to be the serpent of the garden who shall be stalking my victims and corrupting their souls on my way to the XHF X-Crown. It's going to be my time and I shall rule the XHF."
(He roars even louder in an ancient dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "I shall continue to spread my terror and evil and my darkness shall spread. When I am crowned champion I shall make sure that my championship reign shall be long it shall be memorable."
(Psychotic Goth lowers his head and raises his arms before flinging his head back revealing his pale handsome goth like looks.)
Psychotic Goth: "Time winds down as the XHF Rumble approaches and everyone shall do everything in their power to eliminate each other. I shall be the serpent who shall slither all over the garden stalking and striking when the chance arises. I shall eliminate all who stand in my way and I shall be the new XHF X-Crown Champion. Thus I have spoken and thus I shall fulfill my proclamation."
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Post by Dave D-Flipz on Apr 11, 2021 23:04:26 GMT -5
*The scene opens on Primal still in the forest from his jaunt about Armand. It appears SWAT is on his mind tonight. He spits out some blood and bone and roars in an ancient primal dialect. Huh... the echo suggests he may actually be hiding WITHIN the garden near Goth. How quaint!* : "Well after dinner it is only fitting to have a little dessert. And what a gorgeous hunk of cake you are. Mister SWAT world champion, do you know the cult following you've developed with your appearance and penchant for weaponry? Oh it's quite funny to observe. Everyone is just so eager to see Goth on screen. Tossing that wanna be emo vampire Draven out last year? Brilliant."*Primal laughs in an ancient uWu dialect* : "But ... I'm not here to stroke your ego. No I think it's time for you to come to your senses my friend. A little primal reversion if you will. To help unleash the storm clouds within you and drown out this false hope in a 7/10 too much water kind of way."*Primal thinks about it ... in a way that I can't figure out how to lovingly mock the promos I'm replying to ...* : "Or maybe it'll inspire you to take it to a new level. Ignite the fires of the sun within your black heart. All this biblical imagery being thrown around by people. It's so passe! Let's try something different. Like ... let's take a page from you and forget about the man who dominated everyone's wrestling screens for the first quarter of last year ... and ... maybe the last quarter? Details are still out on that. I seem to recall a man who was running your company. A man who I very much respected and wanted to meet in person. I quite liked his 'fuck it all' attitude. See he and you share a bit in common. You only care about your own interests and don't give a damn who you step on ... or how ... to get what you want. Perhaps you should take a page out of his book and use one of those nice creative weapons in the rumble to stab Adam Sanders and Bloodied Fox. No wait wait they aren't around. Ok two random names to stab ... uh ... Misha COnstantine and ... hmm ... Adrien Cochrane! Yes they seem like they could really use a good stabbing."*Beat* : "Mister Goth I have followed your work and I must say I am impressed. You've been everywhere on this network and somehow turned everyone's attitudes around. At first it was mocking, but now they all seem enamored with you. And I am glad they've turned around. And a world champion to boot. You have certainly earned your keep. But ... I think you misjudge your chances at the rumble. See ... I'm in it. And that right there is really all you need to know!"*He sits back on his little thicket of grass as Buttons approaches the camera to sniff it while wearing a squirrel tail as a hat, still in his Cake Boss sweater.* : "You may be acquainted with such horrible monsters as Armand von Krauss, Dinosaur Bones, Rally Jackson, and scariest of all ... whatever Tuxedo Mask is ... but you have never seen a monster like me. I am the face of true humanity, the inner workings of every human that represses their base urges and silences the voice inside them that makes them do things that society doesn't agree with. No, I am no serpent. I don't come to this match to tempt people or spread anything ... other than clothing made of hair ... and scabies ..."*He scratches at his chest and Buttons scratches at his ears* : "I a just a man ... perfected. I am the true darkness in men's hearts. And if you just ask the loving folks over at NPW ... who aren't Lord Diminuitive, who seems to busy to remember I exist ... you'd know what an unstoppable force I am. You can't corrupt what's already rotted from the inside. These fools in this match are beneath men like us. But by the same process of thinking ... you aren't going to corrupt my perfection either. In fact, it'll be a notch in my cap to press slam you into the water, the SWAT champ and evil mastermind, the gothic good looks ... destroyed by the tangled matte of hair that is ... Primal. It seems I am almost completed with my own primal reversion. Back to the form I had when champions cried for fear of facing down the monster man. Something has awoken in me Goth. And you should be ecstatic you get to witness me when I actually give a shit! But sure, until then, you enjoy your romp in the flowers with your bride. Nothing strikes fear into the foes like hydrangeas ..."*Fade out*
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 16, 2021 21:06:37 GMT -5
*No, this location and this scene is not done yet! We open again on the botanical grounds in St. Louis, watching Psychotic Goth and Vampira….but not up close. This is definitely the creepy voyeur angle of the promo. It’s too far away to hear them, but not too far away to hear…*
LD: Yessss, we made it! I knew that getting #GothWatch trending would help me keep track of him!
*Lord Dominicus, looking around a little nervously but trying to hide it slides into the frame. He’s wearing a new triple-decker crown along with the NPW North American Double Crown and Cruiserweight championship bandoleered across his chest.*
LD: Now, I may be the DARK LORD OF NPW and the most EVIL being in existence. But even I can respect those who came before me. Just look at him over there!
*Goth is walking and talking to the camera*
LD: Amazing right? He’s been doing this forever, and sure enough it has paid off. Psychotic Goth might low-key be the smartest guy on the Network, he certainly knows history. He always tries to show the viewers at home different locations and even gives a sampling of an ancient language that’s largely unheard in today’s world.
*Goth throws his head back and does something.*
LD: Oooh, see that? He’s probably bellowing in some language I’ll never understand! You see, a lot of the guys in this Rumble are trying to figure out Aiden or Caffrey or even Rat Bastard. But, as an UBER champion myself, you gotta look at all the current champions in the match. Psychotic Goth has clawed and scratched and laughed maniacally all the way to the coveted SWAT Championship! Anyone who’s ignoring that is making one heck of a mistake!
*A roar in an ancient language is lightly heard, Dominicus shivers.*
LD: Oh man, that sends a shiver down my spine! People say a lot of things about Goth- not these days, these days they’ve kept their mouths shut. But they have. That he’s repetitive, that he seems to use a small collection of settings and styles for his promos, that he’s a weirdo who once ate poop. But me? I know the DARK truth. Goth is hardcore, like real super hardcore. And he is the real threat in the Ru- wait, here it comes…
*Dominicus watches along with us as Psychotic Goth flings back his hair and reveals his pale, gothic looks*
LD: SQUEE! YEEESSSSSSSSSS! Oh man you could set your watch to that thing. His promo must be ending. See that’s the thing right there man. No Hot Topic WalMart-level Goth could pull that off quite the same. Or at such an exact moment in every promo. Amazing. Who’s got those kind of looks? Dylan? Nope, he looks like a drowned rat. Armand von Krauss? Nope, he…also looks sort of like a drowned rat now that I think about it? Dane is a living body horror. Keith Williams looks like he wants to sell me a car. Copycat…he seems like he takes dieting very seriously. I wonder if I could pull off “the Goth.”
*He puts his head down, and then throws it up, moving his hand across his mask revealing his…mask? Look there’s not even hair there, it’s all mask bro*
LD: Well, I mean, he’s had a lot of practice. By my count he probably does it well over a hundred times a year.
*Suddenly the Gothic gushing is interrupted by a bellow that sounds not unlike Primal but legally we cannot confirm nor deny that but…y’know…DominiWink. Dominicus instinctively scratches his undercarriage, likely because he’s wearing the “lucky” underwear that Primal gifted him.*
LD: Oh man! I totally forgot Primal was in the Rumble until this exact moment when I heard what sounded like his voice
*…But for legal reasons we cannot confirm nor deny*
LD: Man, Primal is a real enigma. Sure, he’s a body horror on the level of Eric Dane and “Antiquated” Alex Turner- maybe even more because I don’t think he bathes frequently. But at the same time deep down under all that grease, hair, more hair, undercoat, skin, fat, hatred, and bones there’s an artist. A man who takes pride in his work even though it makes people want to vomit.
*He DominiThinks.*
LD: I respect that. Although I don’t officially support benevolent things, what with being EVIL- even though I’m considering embracing the heroic side of villainy more- he does care about the arts. Hand-made clothing is hard to come by in this day and age but here’s Primal giving away high quality products AND offering advice on how to care for them for maximum comfort!
*Dominicus nods.*
LD: Man, there’s so many cool people in this Rumble, right? I mean Dane is there too but its fine, he is really good at sticking his head in places where it doesn’t belong- like a Championship match or discussions on wrestling post-1985. Primal is absolutely a guy who’s worth making evil friends with. Plus, after the whole “crashing a giant floating airship” thing I’ll probably need as many friends as I can get.
*The NPW Triple Crown champion crosses his arms.*
LD: I wish he had a phone though so I could reach out to him. How does one get a hold of a beasty man like that with such a vicious war corgi as Buttons. Hmmmm, I’ll probably have to try to build these relationships within the Rumble match itself! And then we can all eliminate the lesser serfs and I can stab my new friends in the back at just the right moment and become X*Crown Champion myself! It’s what Psychotic Goth would do, right?
*Lord Dominicus throws his head back and bellows in….completely normal English. He returns to a normal pose.*
LD: This is going to take more practice….
*He skitters off*
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Post by edwarddubin0604 on Apr 24, 2021 21:43:15 GMT -5
(Psychotic Goth and Vampira are standing in a graveyard amongst the crypts and tombstones of the dead enjoying the site of the dead. The storm clouds threaten rain and the winds whips their hair but they seem to be taking the bad weather in stride and are enjoying it.)
Vampira: "There is a saying that someone once said and it goes 'Silent but violent.' Yes Primal Psychotic Goth is that and then some."
Psychotic Goth: "Yes Primal I am both 'Silent but Violent' and I don't care who is in the XHF Rumble. I talk the darkest places of man's innermost souls and I create hell that nobody has ever seen before. I don't care what it takes as long as I break those who I face in the ring."
(He roars in a Native-American dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "You see my tortured soul demands sacrifices and in the XHF Rumble there shall be many who shall be on my alter. In this graveyard there is souls who are both dead and remembered as well as many who are lost souls long forgotten. They also demand sacrifice. Now Primal you mentioned that loser Misha Constantine who fled SWAT after a pathetic three matches."
(Psychotic laughs maniacally as thunder is heard and lightning is seen in the background lighting the sky up.)
Psychotic Goth: "He couldn't take the fact he had to work for his victories and not get them by snapping his fingers. At least my loyalty is never in question and I earned the respect of all of SWAT's roster. I don't care about anything or what anyone says, because I'm loyal to what I am and who I am."
(He bellows in a Native-American dialect as thunder and lightning crash together and it begins to rain but Psychotic Goth and Vampira aren't bothered by the downpour.)
Psychotic Goth: "It's like I said whenever someone leaves and then returns allegedly new and improved with a new gimmick and then has a few matches. Some change their images and say they are new and improved. Some even turn on their fans and join factions and then make excuses as if anyone is going to believe that or anything else they say."
(Psychotic Goth roars as lightning and thunder crashes again lighting up the sky and their hair is matted to their faces.)
Psychotic Goth: "Many a times I was courted to turn my back on my fans and many a times I refused. Many a times I was courted to change my image but I remained true to myself because I was a true gothic warrior. I was the 'King of the Goths' and 'The Psychotic One' and never do I sellout. I walk alone and fight alone and shall always do so unless it was to help someone out if it was convenient to me."
(He bellows again in a Native American dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "Like the serpent I stalk my prey but unlike the serpent I don't shed my skin. The serpent is always a loner and I intend to be spreading my darkness as this storm spreads the rain to flood the rivers, streams and creeks of this area and beyond. When I become the XHF X-Crown Champion the darkness shall spread beyond my kingdom. Everyone shall know who Psychotic Goth is and the terror I shall spread. I am maniacal, demented and insane beyond all reality. Believe me Primal I am all that and then some."
(Psychotic Goth laughs demonically.)
Psychotic Goth: "Yes you are a bloodthirsty competitor but so am I. I have bloodthirsty and savage instincts that even you don't even have. You see I have that inner darkness that when unleashed can be quite uncontrollable. It is the inner tortured soul of all mankind. Yes even in you Primal there is that darkness that epitomizes your name and against Alex Turner you showed just that. Forget him and unleash it for the unworthy like Eric Dane or whoever is going to be the next champion in NPW."
(He roars maniacally in a Native American dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "At Least Lord Dominicus earns my respect because he has earned his championships and defends against everyone compared to all the failures who called themselves champions. Look at lazy Eric Dane in SWAT. He loses to Lord Dominicus and then joins the KGB for the money and convenience. Lord Dominicus needs nobody and that's what I admire about him. Yes I earned my championship victory and I shall make sure all face my terror for my scepter and crown. I shall defend my kingdom from all who dare come against me."
(He lowers his head and spreads his arms before flinging his head back revealing his pale handsome gothlike looks.)
Psychotic Goth: "At the XHF Rumble over fifty wannabe competitors shall be vying for the XHF X-Crown championship but only one shall come out the champion. This serpent shall be slithering and striking at each of it's prey. I shall be striking and striking until I am crowned the XHF X-Crown Champion and then the whole XHF shall know what 'Silent but Violent' really means. Then I shall make sure my darkness and terror spreads as my gothic armies raid, pillage and plunder your feds. Thus my kingdom shall prove how powerful it is and SWAT shall share in this victory as well. Thus I have spoken and thus I shall make my vow come true."
(Psychotic Goth roars as lightning and thunder crash and light up the sky as the scene slowly fades to black.)
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