The Last Mission: Part 2 (The Exciting Conclusion!)
Apr 12, 2017 8:46:29 GMT -5
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Wentworth Miller: Previously on Prison Break Xtreme…
*The camera opens up on Nelly Angel and his brother Randy in prison jumpsuits, apparently in jail. Nelly is sitting on a bench looking at his brother, who is standing before him.*
Nelly: Man, what are you even doing here?
Randy: I’m here to break you out.
Nelly: Break out? Where are you going to get a map for that?
Randy: No worries Nel…
*The camera switches to behind Randy as he takes off his jumpsuit revealing…a naked and completely normal back (we can see from his lower back up). Nelly, who is in the somewhat background now looks at his brother, confused.*
Randy: …I am the map.
Nelly: I’m…I’m not seeing anything here.
Randy: Well duh, I had to be sneaky about it. And remember how we were sneaky as kids?
*There’s a pause while Nelly thinks.*
Nelly: You, you mean-
Randy: That’s right, invisible ink. Lemon juice baby!
Nelly: So you rubbed a map of the prison all over your body in lemon juice?
Randy: You’re darn right Nel!
Nelly: Even…
*Nelly looks down, presumably at his brother’s groin area.*
Randy: Especially there, we’re gonna Shawshank our way out my urethra.
*There’s a short pause while Nelly recollects his thoughts.*
Nelly: Wait, didn’t they make you take a shower when they brought you in?
Randy: Yeah, so?
*Suddenly it dawns on Randy.*
Randy: …wait, no, I got it.
*He hits his head.*
Randy: Man, that was really stupid, I should have used something that wasn’t water soluble! Like a permanent marker or something.
*Before Nelly can say anything, a prison guard off-camera yells.*
Guard: Hey you! Stop exposing yourself to your brother!
Randy: Screw you! Take your CIS relationships and shove them up your rear!
*Randy leans in towards Nelly, nodding with satisfaction.*
Randy: I learned that one from the Tumblr.
Nelly: I think you just implied we have an incestuous homoerotic relationship.
*Randy leans back up, still naked mind you.*
Randy: Nelly I love you…but not in an incestuous way. I’m all about that filial piety crap.
Nelly: Well that’s a relief.
Randy: Ok, let’s Game of Thrones this bitch.
*Randy does the side-mouth whisper.*
Randy: That’s popular these days, right?
*Nelly blinks.*
Nelly: Um, Randy, please stop talking until we can get some prison moonshine into your system.
*Quick cut to black!*
Wentworth Miller: …Um…uh…and previously on The Last Mission…
*The camera re-opens on Nelly Angel sitting at his desk at XHF Headquarters.*
Nelly: Why can’t I shake these feelings of dread?
*Suddenly, an old and grizzled voice answers him.*
Stranger: I can answer that.
*Nelly spins around in his chair and finds himself nose to nose with what appears to be an untransformed Megatron toy- um, er….I mean a totally legitimate laser gun- yeah, that’s what it is. Nelly looks up at the gunman.*
Stranger: You see; I’m here to kill you.
*Really dramatic string music plays as we fade into part two!*
*Nelly still has the gun in his face.*
Nelly: Wh- who are you?
Stranger: Me? Why I’m from…
*He pulls back, looking like he’s going to pose, but then quickly retrains the gun on Nelly’s face.*
Stranger: It doesn’t matter where I’m from; all that matters is your…ffffinal moments, which happen to be now!
*Suddenly though, a revolver gun-arm slams the assailant’s arms down.*
*The camera zooms out to reveal Shogon-Tron and Lazor-Tron are on the scene! They have come to help Nelly in this time of need!*
Lazor-Tron: Don’t worry Nelly, this AWESOME ASSASSIN is no match for the power of…
*Both Lazor and Shogun jump toward the camera and pose*
Team Tron: TEAM TRON!
*Lazor-Tron takes a swing at the stranger, but the punch is quickly turned into a flip. That is to say, the paper-mached headed guy flipped Lazor-Tron over.*
Stranger: You fool! I know all your moves.
Shogun-Tron: That you may, but nobody knows what’ll come out of my CYBER SIX SHOOTER!
*Shogun-Tron takes aim, some dramatic beeping accompanies it, and then he fires! …..out a small stream of water that splashes the giant head.*
Stranger: Are you done, I have more important things to attend to…
*The mysterious murderer raises the laser gun back at Nelly.*
Shogun-Tron: FIRE TWO!
*Before anyone can react, the dramatic beeping that represents the randomizer built into Shogun-Tron’s six shooter beeps up again before winding down and shooting!..............a Nerf arrow? The yellow spongy projectile hits its mark, the wet spot from before and due to the masked man’s mask being made of paper the arrow goes through!*
Stranger: GAH!
*As he stumbles around with a giant yellow safe toy sticking from his head, Team Tron regroups and poses.*
Team Tron: COMBAT MODE, ACTIVATE!
*The punches fly, there are some kicks too, mostly from Shogun-Tron. However, the assailant seems to have all of their moves scouted. Even the two-on-one advantage is lost on this strange figure. Finally, with a well timed kick-reversed-into-a-flip, Shogun-Tron is floored. Lazor-Tron goes for a heroic haymaker, but it is sidestepped and sucker punch to the mask takes him down as well!*
Stranger: Now Nelly…
*He raises the laser gun back up toward Nelly, unwavering in his commitment to end everyone’s favorite interviewer (besides Funaki). Nelly’s brain hasn’t really caught up with anything and he just stares in terror.*
Stranger: …You die.
*As his finger pulls the trigger Lazor-Tron, in a last burst of energy leaps up and everything is in slow motion.*
Lazor-Tron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*It keeps going for a while because we’re talking like super slow motion.*
Lazor-Tron: NOOOOOOOOO-uh.
*The laser pierces Lazor-Tron, who crumples to the floor, motionless. The stranger, in shock, drops the laser gun to the floor. Nelly jumps to the floor and cradles Lazor-Tron in his hands. Shogun-Tron stands up to aim his six-shooter for another round, but as he does, the stranger drops to one knee and grabs his head. There is silence.*
Nelly: Lazor-Tron…
*Suddenly, quietly at first but growing, the stranger laughs. He laughs more and more as he stands up, talking to himself.*
Stranger: Lazor-Tron, you old fool you. Haha, why didn’t I think of that?
*Obviously, Shogun-Tron can’t facially emote, but he gives off the vibe of being confused and enraged. Nelly just cradles his friend’s head. Soon Lazor-Tron’s body begins to dissipate, y’know, like it starts turning into sparkles and disappearing. It’s a slow process, starting at the end of his limbs and slowly works towards the center- you’ve seen it in fantasy and sci-fi movies. They look to the stranger, he too is beginning to sparkle-out.*
Shogun-Tron: Wha- What’s going on you FOUL FOE?!
Stranger: Isn’t it obvious?
*The camera moves to behind the stranger as he reaches up and removes the paper mache head. Quickly shocked zoom ins of Nelly, Shogun-Tron (with a post-production “!” added in), and Lazor-Tron (with a post-production skull and crossbones added in) fill the screen anime/manga style. Gasps are heard as the camera wheels around to reveal…..*
Shogun-Tron: LAZOR-TRON?!
*Indeed, the visage is that of Lazor; but not the Lazor we know. This is a rugged, beaten, perhaps old Lazor-Tron. -One who appears to have been consumed by a great darkness.*
Lazor-Tron(?): Indeed, it is I, Lazor-Tron. I am from….THE FUTURE….ER.
*Shogun-Tron gasps again.*
Shogun-Tron: Why would you try to HORRIBLY HARM Nelly!?
Old Lazor: It was the only way! We both know Nelly’s destiny…
Shogun-Tron: Yes, the HORRIBLE UNSPEAKABLY AWFUL DEATH that awaits him.
Nelly: What’s going on?
Old Lazor: Well, let me start from the beginning. Nelly, Shogun, I’ve always known about Nelly’s death.
Shogun-Tron: Yes! Because it is writ-
Old Lazor: No, I saw it with my own visor.
*Shogun-Tron gasps more. This is a very shocking day for him.*
Old Lazor: You see, the reason Nelly dies the way he does in…..THE PAST BUT IS NELLY’S FUTURE is my fault.
*Nelly and Shogun-Tron gasp. The two Lazor-Trons continue to sparkle into nothingness.*
Old Lazor: On one of my first missions, I helped stop a gang of space pirates. Many years later they would come for their revenge. Knowing a frontal attack would be of no use they went after the one person I have always been closest to.
Shogun-Tron: Me?!
Old Lazor: Besides you.
Nelly: I think he means me.
Old Lazor: Indeed. They traveled to…THE PAST (YOUR FUTURE, NELLY)! And kidnapped Nelly. I was unable to stop them in time and Nelly was killed.
Shogun-Tron: I thought he was TORTUROUSLY TORTURED until his body and spirit could no longer hold up and he expired.
*Old Lazor twitches a little.*
Old Lazor: SHOGUN-TRON! What in God’s name, or some godlike deity’s name-
Shogun-Tron: Or pure luck’s name for atheists-
Old Lazor: Does the phrase UNMENTIONABLY UNSPEAKIBLY HORRIFINGLY AWFUL DEATH makes you think it’s ok to talk about?!
Nelly: Holy crap!
Old Lazor: See what you’ve done! You TERRIFYINGLY TRAUMATIZED him!
Shogun-Tron: You were going to kill him!
Old Lazor: Yes! Because it was the only way, or so I thought!
*He slowly, and dramatically waves his hand as though initiating a flashback, but there’s no flashback, just him talking.*
Old Lazor: I spent every moment of my free time since meeting Nelly secretly trying to prevent his death. But no matter what I did, the space pirates were always able to exact their REVOLTING REVENGE! So I came to the only logical conclusion left. I had to kill my best friend.
Shogun-Tron: Me?
Old Lazor: My other best friend.
Nelly: I think he’s still talking about me.
*Shogun-Tron gasps.*
Old Lazor: Yes, if Nelly had to die- and our mortality is inescapable, even in…..THE FUTURE! If Nelly had to die, it would be by my own hand, painless, and instant.
Shogun-Tron: Painless and instant….YOU MEAN-
Old Lazor: Yes, I used the FORBIDDEN FIREARM OF XALFORN 6!
Shogun-Tron: But that gun is just a legend!
Old Lazor: No, it’s real; I searched the stars and ages specifically for this day. And, it seems, it has served its purpose.
*Old-Lazor stomps his foot down on the laser gun, destroying it.*
Nelly: But you didn’t kill me!
*Old Lazor nods. Looking on as his younger self slowly disappears, as he is also doing.*
Old Lazor: I spent my life trying to save you, but it never once occurred to me that the only way I could truely save you would be to offer my own life. Without me, the space pirates will have no need to reap their revenge. Do you feel it Shogun-Tron?
*He looks to his comrade, who gently touches his head, thinking. And then the nod of understanding.*
Shogun-Tron: You did it.
Old Lazor: No, I did it. Nelly, you are free to live and die a natural life free of an awful and previously thought inescapable end.
*Both Lazor-Trons are almost totally gone now.*
Old Lazor: Go, live your life, and enjoy every moment of it. But when you have the…TIME…remember me, remember the good times and know that you are and always will be my friend.
*Nelly is crying now as Shogun-Tron puts his hand on his shoulder for moral support. Lazor-Tron disappears from Nelly’s arms, and his older self is gone as well. There are sniffles and a few latent gasps as the camera fades.*
*The camera opens up on a line of helmeted figures standing straight. Shogun-Tron walks past them as though inspecting them. Finally he turns and barks out to them*
Shogun-Tron: That is all for….TODAY recruits, dismissed!
*They file out but one stops in front of the Tron.*
???: Thank you, sir.
Shogun-Tron: What is your name, recruit?
???: I’m the Nano Ranger, sir.
Shogun-Tron: You’re not a ranger any more, kid. Welcome to the team……..
*The really sweet guitar solo of the Team-Tron theme “Seven Nation Army” by the White Stripes blasts as everything stops, then fades to black.*
*The camera opens up on Nelly Angel and his brother Randy in prison jumpsuits, apparently in jail. Nelly is sitting on a bench looking at his brother, who is standing before him.*
Nelly: Man, what are you even doing here?
Randy: I’m here to break you out.
Nelly: Break out? Where are you going to get a map for that?
Randy: No worries Nel…
*The camera switches to behind Randy as he takes off his jumpsuit revealing…a naked and completely normal back (we can see from his lower back up). Nelly, who is in the somewhat background now looks at his brother, confused.*
Randy: …I am the map.
Nelly: I’m…I’m not seeing anything here.
Randy: Well duh, I had to be sneaky about it. And remember how we were sneaky as kids?
*There’s a pause while Nelly thinks.*
Nelly: You, you mean-
Randy: That’s right, invisible ink. Lemon juice baby!
Nelly: So you rubbed a map of the prison all over your body in lemon juice?
Randy: You’re darn right Nel!
Nelly: Even…
*Nelly looks down, presumably at his brother’s groin area.*
Randy: Especially there, we’re gonna Shawshank our way out my urethra.
*There’s a short pause while Nelly recollects his thoughts.*
Nelly: Wait, didn’t they make you take a shower when they brought you in?
Randy: Yeah, so?
*Suddenly it dawns on Randy.*
Randy: …wait, no, I got it.
*He hits his head.*
Randy: Man, that was really stupid, I should have used something that wasn’t water soluble! Like a permanent marker or something.
*Before Nelly can say anything, a prison guard off-camera yells.*
Guard: Hey you! Stop exposing yourself to your brother!
Randy: Screw you! Take your CIS relationships and shove them up your rear!
*Randy leans in towards Nelly, nodding with satisfaction.*
Randy: I learned that one from the Tumblr.
Nelly: I think you just implied we have an incestuous homoerotic relationship.
*Randy leans back up, still naked mind you.*
Randy: Nelly I love you…but not in an incestuous way. I’m all about that filial piety crap.
Nelly: Well that’s a relief.
Randy: Ok, let’s Game of Thrones this bitch.
*Randy does the side-mouth whisper.*
Randy: That’s popular these days, right?
*Nelly blinks.*
Nelly: Um, Randy, please stop talking until we can get some prison moonshine into your system.
*Quick cut to black!*
Wentworth Miller: …Um…uh…and previously on The Last Mission…
*The camera re-opens on Nelly Angel sitting at his desk at XHF Headquarters.*
Nelly: Why can’t I shake these feelings of dread?
*Suddenly, an old and grizzled voice answers him.*
Stranger: I can answer that.
*Nelly spins around in his chair and finds himself nose to nose with what appears to be an untransformed Megatron toy- um, er….I mean a totally legitimate laser gun- yeah, that’s what it is. Nelly looks up at the gunman.*
Stranger: You see; I’m here to kill you.
*Really dramatic string music plays as we fade into part two!*
*Nelly still has the gun in his face.*
Nelly: Wh- who are you?
Stranger: Me? Why I’m from…
*He pulls back, looking like he’s going to pose, but then quickly retrains the gun on Nelly’s face.*
Stranger: It doesn’t matter where I’m from; all that matters is your…ffffinal moments, which happen to be now!
*Suddenly though, a revolver gun-arm slams the assailant’s arms down.*
“NOT SO FAST…KNAVE!”
*The camera zooms out to reveal Shogon-Tron and Lazor-Tron are on the scene! They have come to help Nelly in this time of need!*
Lazor-Tron: Don’t worry Nelly, this AWESOME ASSASSIN is no match for the power of…
*Both Lazor and Shogun jump toward the camera and pose*
Team Tron: TEAM TRON!
*Lazor-Tron takes a swing at the stranger, but the punch is quickly turned into a flip. That is to say, the paper-mached headed guy flipped Lazor-Tron over.*
Stranger: You fool! I know all your moves.
Shogun-Tron: That you may, but nobody knows what’ll come out of my CYBER SIX SHOOTER!
*Shogun-Tron takes aim, some dramatic beeping accompanies it, and then he fires! …..out a small stream of water that splashes the giant head.*
Stranger: Are you done, I have more important things to attend to…
*The mysterious murderer raises the laser gun back at Nelly.*
Shogun-Tron: FIRE TWO!
*Before anyone can react, the dramatic beeping that represents the randomizer built into Shogun-Tron’s six shooter beeps up again before winding down and shooting!..............a Nerf arrow? The yellow spongy projectile hits its mark, the wet spot from before and due to the masked man’s mask being made of paper the arrow goes through!*
Stranger: GAH!
*As he stumbles around with a giant yellow safe toy sticking from his head, Team Tron regroups and poses.*
Team Tron: COMBAT MODE, ACTIVATE!
*The punches fly, there are some kicks too, mostly from Shogun-Tron. However, the assailant seems to have all of their moves scouted. Even the two-on-one advantage is lost on this strange figure. Finally, with a well timed kick-reversed-into-a-flip, Shogun-Tron is floored. Lazor-Tron goes for a heroic haymaker, but it is sidestepped and sucker punch to the mask takes him down as well!*
Stranger: Now Nelly…
*He raises the laser gun back up toward Nelly, unwavering in his commitment to end everyone’s favorite interviewer (besides Funaki). Nelly’s brain hasn’t really caught up with anything and he just stares in terror.*
Stranger: …You die.
*As his finger pulls the trigger Lazor-Tron, in a last burst of energy leaps up and everything is in slow motion.*
Lazor-Tron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*It keeps going for a while because we’re talking like super slow motion.*
Lazor-Tron: NOOOOOOOOO-uh.
*The laser pierces Lazor-Tron, who crumples to the floor, motionless. The stranger, in shock, drops the laser gun to the floor. Nelly jumps to the floor and cradles Lazor-Tron in his hands. Shogun-Tron stands up to aim his six-shooter for another round, but as he does, the stranger drops to one knee and grabs his head. There is silence.*
Nelly: Lazor-Tron…
*Suddenly, quietly at first but growing, the stranger laughs. He laughs more and more as he stands up, talking to himself.*
Stranger: Lazor-Tron, you old fool you. Haha, why didn’t I think of that?
*Obviously, Shogun-Tron can’t facially emote, but he gives off the vibe of being confused and enraged. Nelly just cradles his friend’s head. Soon Lazor-Tron’s body begins to dissipate, y’know, like it starts turning into sparkles and disappearing. It’s a slow process, starting at the end of his limbs and slowly works towards the center- you’ve seen it in fantasy and sci-fi movies. They look to the stranger, he too is beginning to sparkle-out.*
Shogun-Tron: Wha- What’s going on you FOUL FOE?!
Stranger: Isn’t it obvious?
*The camera moves to behind the stranger as he reaches up and removes the paper mache head. Quickly shocked zoom ins of Nelly, Shogun-Tron (with a post-production “!” added in), and Lazor-Tron (with a post-production skull and crossbones added in) fill the screen anime/manga style. Gasps are heard as the camera wheels around to reveal…..*
Shogun-Tron: LAZOR-TRON?!
*Indeed, the visage is that of Lazor; but not the Lazor we know. This is a rugged, beaten, perhaps old Lazor-Tron. -One who appears to have been consumed by a great darkness.*
Lazor-Tron(?): Indeed, it is I, Lazor-Tron. I am from….THE FUTURE….ER.
*Shogun-Tron gasps again.*
Shogun-Tron: Why would you try to HORRIBLY HARM Nelly!?
Old Lazor: It was the only way! We both know Nelly’s destiny…
Shogun-Tron: Yes, the HORRIBLE UNSPEAKABLY AWFUL DEATH that awaits him.
Nelly: What’s going on?
Old Lazor: Well, let me start from the beginning. Nelly, Shogun, I’ve always known about Nelly’s death.
Shogun-Tron: Yes! Because it is writ-
Old Lazor: No, I saw it with my own visor.
*Shogun-Tron gasps more. This is a very shocking day for him.*
Old Lazor: You see, the reason Nelly dies the way he does in…..THE PAST BUT IS NELLY’S FUTURE is my fault.
*Nelly and Shogun-Tron gasp. The two Lazor-Trons continue to sparkle into nothingness.*
Old Lazor: On one of my first missions, I helped stop a gang of space pirates. Many years later they would come for their revenge. Knowing a frontal attack would be of no use they went after the one person I have always been closest to.
Shogun-Tron: Me?!
Old Lazor: Besides you.
Nelly: I think he means me.
Old Lazor: Indeed. They traveled to…THE PAST (YOUR FUTURE, NELLY)! And kidnapped Nelly. I was unable to stop them in time and Nelly was killed.
Shogun-Tron: I thought he was TORTUROUSLY TORTURED until his body and spirit could no longer hold up and he expired.
*Old Lazor twitches a little.*
Old Lazor: SHOGUN-TRON! What in God’s name, or some godlike deity’s name-
Shogun-Tron: Or pure luck’s name for atheists-
Old Lazor: Does the phrase UNMENTIONABLY UNSPEAKIBLY HORRIFINGLY AWFUL DEATH makes you think it’s ok to talk about?!
Nelly: Holy crap!
Old Lazor: See what you’ve done! You TERRIFYINGLY TRAUMATIZED him!
Shogun-Tron: You were going to kill him!
Old Lazor: Yes! Because it was the only way, or so I thought!
*He slowly, and dramatically waves his hand as though initiating a flashback, but there’s no flashback, just him talking.*
Old Lazor: I spent every moment of my free time since meeting Nelly secretly trying to prevent his death. But no matter what I did, the space pirates were always able to exact their REVOLTING REVENGE! So I came to the only logical conclusion left. I had to kill my best friend.
Shogun-Tron: Me?
Old Lazor: My other best friend.
Nelly: I think he’s still talking about me.
*Shogun-Tron gasps.*
Old Lazor: Yes, if Nelly had to die- and our mortality is inescapable, even in…..THE FUTURE! If Nelly had to die, it would be by my own hand, painless, and instant.
Shogun-Tron: Painless and instant….YOU MEAN-
Old Lazor: Yes, I used the FORBIDDEN FIREARM OF XALFORN 6!
Shogun-Tron: But that gun is just a legend!
Old Lazor: No, it’s real; I searched the stars and ages specifically for this day. And, it seems, it has served its purpose.
*Old-Lazor stomps his foot down on the laser gun, destroying it.*
Nelly: But you didn’t kill me!
*Old Lazor nods. Looking on as his younger self slowly disappears, as he is also doing.*
Old Lazor: I spent my life trying to save you, but it never once occurred to me that the only way I could truely save you would be to offer my own life. Without me, the space pirates will have no need to reap their revenge. Do you feel it Shogun-Tron?
*He looks to his comrade, who gently touches his head, thinking. And then the nod of understanding.*
Shogun-Tron: You did it.
Old Lazor: No, I did it. Nelly, you are free to live and die a natural life free of an awful and previously thought inescapable end.
*Both Lazor-Trons are almost totally gone now.*
Old Lazor: Go, live your life, and enjoy every moment of it. But when you have the…TIME…remember me, remember the good times and know that you are and always will be my friend.
*Nelly is crying now as Shogun-Tron puts his hand on his shoulder for moral support. Lazor-Tron disappears from Nelly’s arms, and his older self is gone as well. There are sniffles and a few latent gasps as the camera fades.*
EPILOGUE
*The camera opens up on a line of helmeted figures standing straight. Shogun-Tron walks past them as though inspecting them. Finally he turns and barks out to them*
Shogun-Tron: That is all for….TODAY recruits, dismissed!
*They file out but one stops in front of the Tron.*
???: Thank you, sir.
Shogun-Tron: What is your name, recruit?
???: I’m the Nano Ranger, sir.
Shogun-Tron: You’re not a ranger any more, kid. Welcome to the team……..
NANO-TRON!
*The really sweet guitar solo of the Team-Tron theme “Seven Nation Army” by the White Stripes blasts as everything stops, then fades to black.*
