Post by Dave D-Flipz on May 8, 2021 9:02:02 GMT -5
*Primal recklessly charges to annihilate the bug known as Copycat. He barrels in with the force of a hairy freight train. And then ... he hits nothing and goes flying over the ropes like a hairy seagull diving for a less hairy french fry. As he tumbles over the ropes he catches a glimpse of the horrified Copycat. THUD. He hits the grass, feet brushing the water. Bonnie Jenkins signals Primal has been eliminated at #7 in the rumble final standings. He stands up and brushes himself off ... and glares into the ring ... for a second. Then he cracks a smirk and starts to belly laugh like a psychotic maniac. He slaps his leg in amusement. His hearty chuckles confuse Randy Angel and Joey Hawke. He then turns and continues laughing as he disappears into the tree line nearby the ring.*
: "Oh that's funny. That was fun. I think everyone gets the picture. HAHAHAHA oh my what a laugher that was."
*He passes through the woods as we hear the bustle of the final six playing out behind him. He enters the clearing from his previous promotional videos. Bonnie Jenkins announces he elimination of Jesse and Misha ... and then Adrien ...making Dylan the winner again.*
: "I knew I should have strapped some hair gloves on him, short circuit his accursed metal limbs."
*A corgi sprints up to him with a dead hawk in his mouth. Yes he killed a hawk. He's a war hound. Buttons is a master of death. Buttons leaps up and down at his master's feet and drops the hawk for a moment.*
: "BORF WOOF WOOF BOW BARK!"
: "BAHAHAHAHAHA yes, oh that is a good one Buttons. But yes, I do think we should probably begin finding our way back to Canada ... it's a long walk. And we have business to attend to. Still ... the next time we step on the global stage ... I think we should try to win instead."
*He walks away leaving us with that statement.*
: "Oh that's funny. That was fun. I think everyone gets the picture. HAHAHAHA oh my what a laugher that was."*He passes through the woods as we hear the bustle of the final six playing out behind him. He enters the clearing from his previous promotional videos. Bonnie Jenkins announces he elimination of Jesse and Misha ... and then Adrien ...making Dylan the winner again.*
: "I knew I should have strapped some hair gloves on him, short circuit his accursed metal limbs."*A corgi sprints up to him with a dead hawk in his mouth. Yes he killed a hawk. He's a war hound. Buttons is a master of death. Buttons leaps up and down at his master's feet and drops the hawk for a moment.*
: "BORF WOOF WOOF BOW BARK!": "BAHAHAHAHAHA yes, oh that is a good one Buttons. But yes, I do think we should probably begin finding our way back to Canada ... it's a long walk. And we have business to attend to. Still ... the next time we step on the global stage ... I think we should try to win instead."*He walks away leaving us with that statement.*
