Post by Dave D-Flipz on May 8, 2021 9:28:22 GMT -5
"You liked that did you? Seeing the truth of humanity laid bare before you? Seeing the perfect human specimen dominating everyone in his way? Well then you are in for a treat... Keith Williams ..."
*We open up in a Canadian forest ... or woods ... it's hard to tell. Primal is being flanked by his loyal and vicious companion, Buttons the War Corgi. They are both glistening with sweat in their majestic fur coats. How the corgi learned to defy biology and sweat is anyone's guess but it's likely some side effect of exposure to whatever Primal is. It appears this is taking place at the conclusion of their walk back to Canada from the Rumble in Missouri. How the hell they managed to cross the border is anyone's guess. Probably involved some hair based stealth suit.*
: "At the rumble ... nine wrestlers ... NINE ... went over the ropes as a result of crossing the ultimate human. NINE bodies ragdolled to the floor. NINE bodies crushed into the empty abyss. Nine people who will never be the same again ... my mark will stain them forever. Also it's very hard to stop my hair from clinging to every part of your body BAHAHAHAHA!"*He stops walking and belly laughs. ... How did he get his hands on a camera ... and why is it on a roomba following him through the woods? Why hasn't Buttons killed it? Questions for another day ... maybe ...*
: "The funny part is Keith? That was me messing around. That was a lark, a spot of fun. That was me out trying to just entertain myself. I know this is hard for you to understand but ... that was me adding a little chaos to the mix. If I won? Great. If not? Oh well I got a good laugh out of it. And the best part was watching you manage to get yourself beaten to a pulp ... by Jason Long. My God man, I found it hilarious to get duped by a coward like Copycat but you hit the bottom of the barrel. That sore on your ass is likely a side-effect of the shame from losing to that joke. BAHAHAHAHA"
: "BORF BORF BOW WOW *whimper, whine*": "Buttons ... how can you be a Jason Long fan? Even he isn't a Jason Long fan. Jason Long murdered himself you know."*He uses his hair to form two puppets of Maverick and has one kill the other before letting the hair settle back onto his chest.*
: "*whimper whimper*": "Don't cry for the stupid you'll die of dehydration from the constant tears."*He turns back to the camera roomba*
: "Keith, I'm glad you can appreciate what I put down. Because it was an appetizer for the main course. But I feel the need to correct a few misconceptions you may have about me. As a show of respect for admitting your own humanity to me. For realizing that I am the peak human that we all should strive to be. First of all ... society never shunned me. I was a philosophy teacher after all. No I shunned society. It is ugly and wretched, a pox on the humanity we should be displaying. And if society dislikes me now? So what? Civilization is all an illusion anyhow. It doesn't matter. It's holding us all back."*He gestures to his current location in the wilds where he belongs*
: "I am much more at home here. Your reaction to my hygienic choices is what I feel whenever I am forced to play with the rules of modern society. Second ... this ... alliance of sorts ... with Alex Turner is on my terms. I am fully aware the man cannot be trusted. But then neither can I. I will throw him to the wolves if I feel he isn't holding up his own end of the fight. It's survival of the fittest and Timeless gets that. But I am nothing if not a team player! And it is easy to work with people when you know if they betray you ... you still win. I think I've proven he is not a threat to me if I get serious."*He holds up a finger*
: "Oh and speaking of serious. This is not a mask. This is my true face. The mask is the one we wear to interact with polite society. I am choosing NOT to hide who I really am behind a facade. A grody porno stache and a false bravado. You see Keith ... you and I COULD have been friends ... cohorts ... something. But you made a giant mistake when you ruined my fun that I had been building to for months. You blue balled me of my payoff."*DON'T PICTURE THAT IMAGE OH GOD WHY!?*
: "Keith ... what I did at the rumble, eliminating the most people of anyone ... was a joke. What I did to your little bosom buddy from SWAT? That was playing. And what you get from me on May 11 is going to be rough and tumble. But if that rumble is me messing around ... what do you think I could do to just three men like you, Rob, and Neo ... if I decide to play serious? Keep fucking around and you may find out."*Buttons finally gives in to his desires and attacks the roomba cutting the feed*
