Post by Timeless on May 19, 2021 4:05:03 GMT -5
[We see a lush baseball ground in Halifax. Seated on the bleachers are Timeless and Roxylishus. They look amazing. Timeless wearing an unbuttoned ‘Timeless’ baseball style guernsey, his golden tanned body oiled and glistening in the sun. Roxylishus looks just as goog, a baseball cap on backwards and a NPW boob tube trying ever so hard to keep them huge mountain melons contained.]
Timeless : So its Official. Prime Time is in business.
Roxylishus : I have the best feeling about this. He sorta grows on you, doesn’t he?
Timeless : All I know is if he can’t beat me, and I cant beat him, then together, NO ONE can beat US!
[They look on as a young kid swings at a ball in the batting cage and misses, his mother encouraging him on with the ‘good try’ supportive message.]
Good Try. Bah. That’s what todays world is. Bumbling incompetent fools being told its good enough to just try. That they belong on the team just as much as the real players with the real talent. Getting their participation ribbons. Ugh. It makes me sick.
[The kid swings again and misses again. Timeless rolls his eyes.]
He kind of looks like one of the Untouchables.
Roxylishus : Swings like them too.
Timeless : See them prattling on and cracking them eggs, I will crack their god damn heads. Cave their skulls into a pancake.
Roxylishus : This kid hits worse than Van Zandt and J Mac.
Timeless : J Mac has crack at least. He went ok when he was on team Timeless with Little D and Sir Winsalot and we took out the Syndicate.
Roxylishus : They didn’t last too long, did they?
Timeless : Nope. Just like the rest of the world, short attention span, can’t wait for anything and as soon as it goes against them, jump ship and high tail it.
[The kids swings and misses again. Timeless groans.]
These places used to bring me solace. When I came here, it was like coming home.
Roxylishus : Why don’t you go down there and give him a few pointers?
Timeless : You know what, I think I will.
[Timeless jumps the fence with one hand on it and struts into the cage. The mother yells at him what is he doing and he winks at her and she swoons and forgets her son even exists. Timeless helps the kid change his grip and turns him so he is lined up correctly and shows him how to have his stance. Then helps him swing the bat a few times, then moves out of the net. First ball, the kid connects. It doesn’t go far, but it was a hit. Then another hit and another. Timeless turns his back and heads back to the bleachers, he looks proud as punch, the mother is beaming and thanking him and he waves her off.]
Roxylishus : Beat it scrag. He’s mine!
Timeless : (putting his feet up on the back of the chair in front of him, folding his hands behind his head) You know, he may just stand a chance now.
Roxylishus : (laughing) Maybe he is the next Babe Ruth.
Timeless : (scoffs) I doubt it. We are going to destroy all these other teams on the 25th. Primal and I have worked too hard and come too far to get to where we are now not to come out with the Gold.
Roxylishus : It’s time for Prime Time.
Timeless : What’s the go with your sister? I heard you set Trixie up with Eddie D?
Roxylishus : The poor loveable oaf needs a leg up. And the world knows she likes to get the leg over.
Timeless : What are you talking about? She is like a nun.
Roxylishus : She is the complete opposite of me. She is as easy as they come and will give it up for anyone who shows her a minute degree of interest.
Timeless : Yeah. Right. I don’t know what it is with you two, but she is not like that at all. Women.
[Timeless shakes his head.]
Roxylishus : I think I will start messing with the Colossus again. He was ripe for the taking last time, but Dane had him on too short a leash. Now with this weasel. I can wrap him around my little finger in an instant.
Timeless : Weasels the one that needs wrapping around fingers. Hook him and then Colossus will do our biding anyway.
Roxylishus : He is a monster of a man and the biggest concern going into the battle royal.
Timeless : He could powerbomb a third world country and end world hunger in one fell swoop.
Roxylishus : Why is it a battle royal anyway?
Timeless : Gus protecting his boys. Jesse and Colossus are about to implode after losing Dane’s leadership they can’t stay on the same path, so instead of having us take the belts from them, they don’t have to take the pin here and can just go over the top rope.
Roxylishus : Typical.
Timeless : They’ll get there’s. So will the rest of the teams in this match. The tag team scene here at NPW is unsurpassed and Prime Time is the top of the list.
Roxylishus : (spice girls singing voice) ‘So what you think about that?’
Timeless : I am Sir Winsalot.
The recognised symbol of excellence in sports entertainment today!
Together with my Prime Time tag team partner Primal, we are going to become the Imperial Crown Tag Team Champions.
Roxylishus : Sounds like a Star Wars title.
Swish swish mother fucka.
Timeless : So its Official. Prime Time is in business.
Roxylishus : I have the best feeling about this. He sorta grows on you, doesn’t he?
Timeless : All I know is if he can’t beat me, and I cant beat him, then together, NO ONE can beat US!
[They look on as a young kid swings at a ball in the batting cage and misses, his mother encouraging him on with the ‘good try’ supportive message.]
Good Try. Bah. That’s what todays world is. Bumbling incompetent fools being told its good enough to just try. That they belong on the team just as much as the real players with the real talent. Getting their participation ribbons. Ugh. It makes me sick.
[The kid swings again and misses again. Timeless rolls his eyes.]
He kind of looks like one of the Untouchables.
Roxylishus : Swings like them too.
Timeless : See them prattling on and cracking them eggs, I will crack their god damn heads. Cave their skulls into a pancake.
Roxylishus : This kid hits worse than Van Zandt and J Mac.
Timeless : J Mac has crack at least. He went ok when he was on team Timeless with Little D and Sir Winsalot and we took out the Syndicate.
Roxylishus : They didn’t last too long, did they?
Timeless : Nope. Just like the rest of the world, short attention span, can’t wait for anything and as soon as it goes against them, jump ship and high tail it.
[The kids swings and misses again. Timeless groans.]
These places used to bring me solace. When I came here, it was like coming home.
Roxylishus : Why don’t you go down there and give him a few pointers?
Timeless : You know what, I think I will.
[Timeless jumps the fence with one hand on it and struts into the cage. The mother yells at him what is he doing and he winks at her and she swoons and forgets her son even exists. Timeless helps the kid change his grip and turns him so he is lined up correctly and shows him how to have his stance. Then helps him swing the bat a few times, then moves out of the net. First ball, the kid connects. It doesn’t go far, but it was a hit. Then another hit and another. Timeless turns his back and heads back to the bleachers, he looks proud as punch, the mother is beaming and thanking him and he waves her off.]
Roxylishus : Beat it scrag. He’s mine!
Timeless : (putting his feet up on the back of the chair in front of him, folding his hands behind his head) You know, he may just stand a chance now.
Roxylishus : (laughing) Maybe he is the next Babe Ruth.
Timeless : (scoffs) I doubt it. We are going to destroy all these other teams on the 25th. Primal and I have worked too hard and come too far to get to where we are now not to come out with the Gold.
Roxylishus : It’s time for Prime Time.
Timeless : What’s the go with your sister? I heard you set Trixie up with Eddie D?
Roxylishus : The poor loveable oaf needs a leg up. And the world knows she likes to get the leg over.
Timeless : What are you talking about? She is like a nun.
Roxylishus : She is the complete opposite of me. She is as easy as they come and will give it up for anyone who shows her a minute degree of interest.
Timeless : Yeah. Right. I don’t know what it is with you two, but she is not like that at all. Women.
[Timeless shakes his head.]
Roxylishus : I think I will start messing with the Colossus again. He was ripe for the taking last time, but Dane had him on too short a leash. Now with this weasel. I can wrap him around my little finger in an instant.
Timeless : Weasels the one that needs wrapping around fingers. Hook him and then Colossus will do our biding anyway.
Roxylishus : He is a monster of a man and the biggest concern going into the battle royal.
Timeless : He could powerbomb a third world country and end world hunger in one fell swoop.
Roxylishus : Why is it a battle royal anyway?
Timeless : Gus protecting his boys. Jesse and Colossus are about to implode after losing Dane’s leadership they can’t stay on the same path, so instead of having us take the belts from them, they don’t have to take the pin here and can just go over the top rope.
Roxylishus : Typical.
Timeless : They’ll get there’s. So will the rest of the teams in this match. The tag team scene here at NPW is unsurpassed and Prime Time is the top of the list.
Roxylishus : (spice girls singing voice) ‘So what you think about that?’
Timeless : I am Sir Winsalot.
The recognised symbol of excellence in sports entertainment today!
Together with my Prime Time tag team partner Primal, we are going to become the Imperial Crown Tag Team Champions.
Roxylishus : Sounds like a Star Wars title.
Swish swish mother fucka.
