Shiny, Shiny, Not Shiny?
May 26, 2021 8:10:01 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, SWAT Team, and 1 more like this
Post by Dave D-Flipz on May 26, 2021 8:10:01 GMT -5
*We open in the gorilla position after the main event. Primal bursts through the curtain with a sick grin on his distorted face.*
: "Well this was a certainty. But it feels better than I expected. Yes I can get used to this."
: "Bork!"
: "Why yes my canine companion. This is my first title. I've tried for others but honestly I've never REALLY cared. It's all in the fun of destroying the expectations of people. Destabilizing civilized society. Making people think. But this ... I could get used to this. Accomplishment ... respect ... shiiiiiiiiiinyyyyyyyy..."
*He looks at the title the way Frostbite looks at his phone...*
: "YIP YIP!"
: "Ah right ... sorry. Tag team champion ... and soon we will destroy the world in Call to Arms and I can lay claim to another title ... no ... over TWENTY titles."
*Roxylishus runs up to greet Timeless as he follows Primal through. Primal ponders for a minute.*
: "Hmmm ... if we are a unit ... we must match ..."
*Half an hour later and Timeless and Roxy are about to leave their locker room for the night when Primal busts in.*
: "AHA! Prime Time are the Imperial Crown champions. We must look the part!"
*He holds up Buttons in front of him who has his own title belt, or rather a gold wrapper from one of those chocolate coins with Champion scribbled on it in sharpie attached to his collar to make a title. Roxy and Timeless don't know how to react to the image of this adorable dog with this cute belt next to this ugly ass hairball. Until Primal makes his next move.*
: "It is only fair we all match!"
*He tosses a title belt to Roxy, who catches it ... and looks at it ... it looks like he stole some of the silver plating from the catering area and made a title out of it ... and of course the belt it is attached to is made of hair ... because play to type.*
: "Now let us go celebrate together! Dinner is on me!"
: "WOOF!"
: "Money? No I'm going to intimidate the wait staff until they give us free food!"
: "Well this was a certainty. But it feels better than I expected. Yes I can get used to this.": "Bork!": "Why yes my canine companion. This is my first title. I've tried for others but honestly I've never REALLY cared. It's all in the fun of destroying the expectations of people. Destabilizing civilized society. Making people think. But this ... I could get used to this. Accomplishment ... respect ... shiiiiiiiiiinyyyyyyyy..."*He looks at the title the way Frostbite looks at his phone...*
: "YIP YIP!": "Ah right ... sorry. Tag team champion ... and soon we will destroy the world in Call to Arms and I can lay claim to another title ... no ... over TWENTY titles."*Roxylishus runs up to greet Timeless as he follows Primal through. Primal ponders for a minute.*
: "Hmmm ... if we are a unit ... we must match ..."*Half an hour later and Timeless and Roxy are about to leave their locker room for the night when Primal busts in.*
: "AHA! Prime Time are the Imperial Crown champions. We must look the part!"*He holds up Buttons in front of him who has his own title belt, or rather a gold wrapper from one of those chocolate coins with Champion scribbled on it in sharpie attached to his collar to make a title. Roxy and Timeless don't know how to react to the image of this adorable dog with this cute belt next to this ugly ass hairball. Until Primal makes his next move.*
: "It is only fair we all match!"*He tosses a title belt to Roxy, who catches it ... and looks at it ... it looks like he stole some of the silver plating from the catering area and made a title out of it ... and of course the belt it is attached to is made of hair ... because play to type.*
: "Now let us go celebrate together! Dinner is on me!": "WOOF!": "Money? No I'm going to intimidate the wait staff until they give us free food!"
