Post by Timeless on Jun 18, 2021 23:02:15 GMT -5
We see a motel room, its dark and the moonlight is coming thru a crack in the drapes to show Timeless and Roxylishus in deep sleep on their King size bed. Timeless sits up with a start and it wakes Roxlyishus.
Timeless : I just had a terrible nightmare. I was teamed with all the do gooders of NPW in some Call To Arms cluster and I was on board with them and helping them and sacrificing myself for them and …. ACK … (he almost dry reaches) … I was being a team player and ended up getting slaughtered by my mentor Mad Dog Paul Soutter.
Roxylishus : (rubbing her eyes, her bosom bursting from the red lingerie she is wearing) That was a real life nightmare.
Timeless flings the sheets off him angrily and his genitals are pixelated and he grabs a gold Hugh Hefner robe and puts it on, tying it at the waist
Timeless : See what happens? See what happens when you be who you are not?
Never!
Never again will I dishonour myself and lay down with the vermin I despise.
Roxylishus : But you just won the Imperial Crown belts with Primal. Prime Time is the most over team on the network and talk of the wrestling world.
Timeless : I’m not talking about him. He and I are different. We have a respect forged in war. I’m talking about that runt LD and that vagina named Jay Jay. That blow hard Cav and his never ending wind bag diatribes.
Roxylishus : Yeah, well, of course. So long as its not Primal, that furball has really grown on me.
Timeless : I have his back and he has mine. The next time they see Sir Winsalot it will be standing across the ring from them and ready to show them who is the true man at NPW.
Roxylishus : Yeah yeah. (dismissing him and rolling over) Come back to bed. It’s late.
Timeless : Forget bed!
He tips a chair over over dramatically.
I have heads that need to be cracked!
Roxylishus : Do that at Honor.
Timeless : Oh! I intend to! PJL is next on the Timeless Try out Tour!
Moose got a first class ticket to a hip toss smorgasbord! I got something special planned for Logan.
Take note NPW! This is MY show! The most honourable man in the game. Everything I say and do, it comes from the heart. I don’t pander to minorities and cry babies. I tell you how it is, shoot from the hip!
He pretends has a gun and holsters it in his invisible holster
One move. That’s all it took for the Moose. I am calling it right now, one move is all it will take for PJL also, or anyone else for that matter.
Timeless snaps his fingers.
I can turn your lights out just like THAT!
Roxylishus : Turn these lights out and go back to sleep!
Timeless : I’m coming. (to the camera) And NPW! I’m coming for YOU!
Timeless : I just had a terrible nightmare. I was teamed with all the do gooders of NPW in some Call To Arms cluster and I was on board with them and helping them and sacrificing myself for them and …. ACK … (he almost dry reaches) … I was being a team player and ended up getting slaughtered by my mentor Mad Dog Paul Soutter.
Roxylishus : (rubbing her eyes, her bosom bursting from the red lingerie she is wearing) That was a real life nightmare.
Timeless flings the sheets off him angrily and his genitals are pixelated and he grabs a gold Hugh Hefner robe and puts it on, tying it at the waist
Timeless : See what happens? See what happens when you be who you are not?
Never!
Never again will I dishonour myself and lay down with the vermin I despise.
Roxylishus : But you just won the Imperial Crown belts with Primal. Prime Time is the most over team on the network and talk of the wrestling world.
Timeless : I’m not talking about him. He and I are different. We have a respect forged in war. I’m talking about that runt LD and that vagina named Jay Jay. That blow hard Cav and his never ending wind bag diatribes.
Roxylishus : Yeah, well, of course. So long as its not Primal, that furball has really grown on me.
Timeless : I have his back and he has mine. The next time they see Sir Winsalot it will be standing across the ring from them and ready to show them who is the true man at NPW.
Roxylishus : Yeah yeah. (dismissing him and rolling over) Come back to bed. It’s late.
Timeless : Forget bed!
He tips a chair over over dramatically.
I have heads that need to be cracked!
Roxylishus : Do that at Honor.
Timeless : Oh! I intend to! PJL is next on the Timeless Try out Tour!
Moose got a first class ticket to a hip toss smorgasbord! I got something special planned for Logan.
Take note NPW! This is MY show! The most honourable man in the game. Everything I say and do, it comes from the heart. I don’t pander to minorities and cry babies. I tell you how it is, shoot from the hip!
He pretends has a gun and holsters it in his invisible holster
One move. That’s all it took for the Moose. I am calling it right now, one move is all it will take for PJL also, or anyone else for that matter.
Timeless snaps his fingers.
I can turn your lights out just like THAT!
Roxylishus : Turn these lights out and go back to sleep!
Timeless : I’m coming. (to the camera) And NPW! I’m coming for YOU!
