Post by Jesse Jamester on Jun 20, 2021 21:04:11 GMT -5
“Mayonnaise on fries? No, what is wrong with you!?”
Sitting outside a restaurant on the patio, was Julius Fristik and his dad Jesse Jamester. The spot on this father’s day was a BBQ joint in Toronto, Canada. The patio provided a little shade but some comfort for the father and son duo, as privacy was hard to get as Canadian wrestlers.
Jesse: What?
Julius: I thought you were Canadian, like poutines, not mayonnaise!
Giving his dad a face of disgust as he dips french fries in mayonnaise and munches on them, getting some mayo in the mustache of his beard.
Jesse: So? This is common in Belgium and the Netherlands. Never been?
Julius: Nope, and from the sounds of it, I don’t wanna.
Jesse: Oh you’re missing out, it’s better than ranch.
Julius: (gags) You’re gross.
Jesse: Shut up and eat your (air quotes with his fingers, which have mayo on them) “wrap.”
Julius: I’m eating healthy, I don’t wanna be fat when I’m working an intergender match with Kirsty.
Shaking his head, the Canadian Nightmare was realizing his son had no focus.
Jesse: Already let her get in your head. Just work the match like it was another guy. You’re making it too big of a deal.
Julius: What, you didn’t treat Isabel Rios differently because shes a woman?
The left eyebrow raises, as Jesse Jamester finishes chewing his mayo fries.
Jesse: Rios is all woman, and damn good looking son; she’d distract a moose in the middle of the forest.
A slight pause as both father and son take a bite of their meals, before they both start snickering and laughing. Julius can’t control himself at the comment, and sits back setting his meal down as he howls with laughter, before he swallows and begins to choke on the bite of food he had in his mouth.
Jesse: Breath my boy, breath!
Swigging his drink, Julius stops the choking and catches his breath.
Julius: Thanks for the instructions, wouldn’t have thought of that DAD.
Jesse: I do what I can.
Julius: I need to use the bathroom, don’t leave me like last time.
Jesse: Huh?
Standing up from his chair, Julius pushes the shades up out of his eyes and walks into the building. From the street we see a group of people walking up towards the building. Two women and a nerdy looking guy with black rimmed glasses. The guy looks over and then double takes, seeing Jesse Jamester alone on the patio.
Guy: Is that-- are you---
Jesse: Yeah, I am.
Guy: NOOO WAY!
Taking a gulp from his beer, Jesse leans back as the trio of fans come closer to him from the street side of the patio.
Guy: Could I get a picture Jesse, uuuuh, Mister Jamester sir?
Jesse shrugs, pushes his chair back and stands up, now grabbing the women’s attention. The height difference was massive, and the guy might have been 5’9” or so, but the girls were 5’2” and maybe 5’ at best, as Jesse took to standing behind them inside the patio. The guy grabs his phone out as the girls go to each side, the guy in the middle, and Jesse behind all three of them.
Guy: Could you take it? You got a wingspan like an eagle.
Jesse: Uh, sure, what do I hit here?
Guy: This one.
Indicating the red button on his phone screen, the guy points it as Jesse raises the camera up and finds the right position. Julius comes walking out as the phone snaps the photo and we see the finished product, with two girls foreheads and hairline, and then the guy smiling ear to ear with Jesse giving a mean mug behind him and lifting his fist up.
Jesse: What’s your names?
Guy: Kyle, Kyle Derrick.
Jesse: Thanks for being a fan Kyle. And you two?
Girl: You can call me anything you want daddy.
Girl #2: Your sooo nasty Jennifer, he’s like ancient.
Jennifer: Maybe I like them older Megan, not everyone can have Pokemon Ash as their boyfriend.
Megan: Whatever you weirdo.
Rubbing Jesse’s shoulder, the young blonde girl named Jennifer has her hand go over his chest and down his abs, as he raises an eyebrow at her. Coming up behind him, Julius snickers, and sits down at the table sipping his drink.
Megan: Come on we need to go, our reservation is in two minutes!
Winking at Jesse, Jennifer walks off with the group, glancing back as she does. Scratching his beard, Jesse returns to his seat.
Julius: Old man has game!
Jesse: Huh?
Julius: You got women over there hitting on you.
Jesse: Was she?
Julius: Dude, she called you daddy.
Jesse: Yeah, I don’t know what she was talking about. Up until I met you I was only the dad of one female, and she’s in England in school.
Julius: Oh no, it’s a kink dad.
Jesse: Just stop, please.
Julius: Your loss then. Probably would’ve been a great father’s day gift.
Finishing his meal, Jesse pushes the tray forward and sips his beer.
Jesse: So are you ready to tear it down on Honor? You’re moving up the card with your experience.
Julius: I’m as ready as ever pops.
Jesse: Well remember what we talked about, you have to stand apart from the rest. Don’t be doing these flippity-flops and jumps off the top rope like everyone else here does. Be you, be grounded and sound.
Julius: I will. I’ve been putting the time in the gym, I’m ready dad, I got this.
Jesse: Good.
Julius: But seriously, no more mayonnaise with fries when we go out.
Jesse: Don’t knock it until you try it.
Sitting outside a restaurant on the patio, was Julius Fristik and his dad Jesse Jamester. The spot on this father’s day was a BBQ joint in Toronto, Canada. The patio provided a little shade but some comfort for the father and son duo, as privacy was hard to get as Canadian wrestlers.
Jesse: What?
Julius: I thought you were Canadian, like poutines, not mayonnaise!
Giving his dad a face of disgust as he dips french fries in mayonnaise and munches on them, getting some mayo in the mustache of his beard.
Jesse: So? This is common in Belgium and the Netherlands. Never been?
Julius: Nope, and from the sounds of it, I don’t wanna.
Jesse: Oh you’re missing out, it’s better than ranch.
Julius: (gags) You’re gross.
Jesse: Shut up and eat your (air quotes with his fingers, which have mayo on them) “wrap.”
Julius: I’m eating healthy, I don’t wanna be fat when I’m working an intergender match with Kirsty.
Shaking his head, the Canadian Nightmare was realizing his son had no focus.
Jesse: Already let her get in your head. Just work the match like it was another guy. You’re making it too big of a deal.
Julius: What, you didn’t treat Isabel Rios differently because shes a woman?
The left eyebrow raises, as Jesse Jamester finishes chewing his mayo fries.
Jesse: Rios is all woman, and damn good looking son; she’d distract a moose in the middle of the forest.
A slight pause as both father and son take a bite of their meals, before they both start snickering and laughing. Julius can’t control himself at the comment, and sits back setting his meal down as he howls with laughter, before he swallows and begins to choke on the bite of food he had in his mouth.
Jesse: Breath my boy, breath!
Swigging his drink, Julius stops the choking and catches his breath.
Julius: Thanks for the instructions, wouldn’t have thought of that DAD.
Jesse: I do what I can.
Julius: I need to use the bathroom, don’t leave me like last time.
Jesse: Huh?
Standing up from his chair, Julius pushes the shades up out of his eyes and walks into the building. From the street we see a group of people walking up towards the building. Two women and a nerdy looking guy with black rimmed glasses. The guy looks over and then double takes, seeing Jesse Jamester alone on the patio.
Guy: Is that-- are you---
Jesse: Yeah, I am.
Guy: NOOO WAY!
Taking a gulp from his beer, Jesse leans back as the trio of fans come closer to him from the street side of the patio.
Guy: Could I get a picture Jesse, uuuuh, Mister Jamester sir?
Jesse shrugs, pushes his chair back and stands up, now grabbing the women’s attention. The height difference was massive, and the guy might have been 5’9” or so, but the girls were 5’2” and maybe 5’ at best, as Jesse took to standing behind them inside the patio. The guy grabs his phone out as the girls go to each side, the guy in the middle, and Jesse behind all three of them.
Guy: Could you take it? You got a wingspan like an eagle.
Jesse: Uh, sure, what do I hit here?
Guy: This one.
Indicating the red button on his phone screen, the guy points it as Jesse raises the camera up and finds the right position. Julius comes walking out as the phone snaps the photo and we see the finished product, with two girls foreheads and hairline, and then the guy smiling ear to ear with Jesse giving a mean mug behind him and lifting his fist up.
Jesse: What’s your names?
Guy: Kyle, Kyle Derrick.
Jesse: Thanks for being a fan Kyle. And you two?
Girl: You can call me anything you want daddy.
Girl #2: Your sooo nasty Jennifer, he’s like ancient.
Jennifer: Maybe I like them older Megan, not everyone can have Pokemon Ash as their boyfriend.
Megan: Whatever you weirdo.
Rubbing Jesse’s shoulder, the young blonde girl named Jennifer has her hand go over his chest and down his abs, as he raises an eyebrow at her. Coming up behind him, Julius snickers, and sits down at the table sipping his drink.
Megan: Come on we need to go, our reservation is in two minutes!
Winking at Jesse, Jennifer walks off with the group, glancing back as she does. Scratching his beard, Jesse returns to his seat.
Julius: Old man has game!
Jesse: Huh?
Julius: You got women over there hitting on you.
Jesse: Was she?
Julius: Dude, she called you daddy.
Jesse: Yeah, I don’t know what she was talking about. Up until I met you I was only the dad of one female, and she’s in England in school.
Julius: Oh no, it’s a kink dad.
Jesse: Just stop, please.
Julius: Your loss then. Probably would’ve been a great father’s day gift.
Finishing his meal, Jesse pushes the tray forward and sips his beer.
Jesse: So are you ready to tear it down on Honor? You’re moving up the card with your experience.
Julius: I’m as ready as ever pops.
Jesse: Well remember what we talked about, you have to stand apart from the rest. Don’t be doing these flippity-flops and jumps off the top rope like everyone else here does. Be you, be grounded and sound.
Julius: I will. I’ve been putting the time in the gym, I’m ready dad, I got this.
Jesse: Good.
Julius: But seriously, no more mayonnaise with fries when we go out.
Jesse: Don’t knock it until you try it.
