XHF Tag Team Championship announcement! (CotI Edition)
Jun 23, 2021 20:26:42 GMT -5
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Jun 23, 2021 20:26:42 GMT -5
*We open on Sico rolling up to a podium again.*
: Hello flesh buckets. I am here to inform you that, as the Clash of the Icons card clearly states according to my database, Card ABSOLUTELY subject to fucking change. The change is unfortunately to the XHF Tag Team Championship match. To speak further on this, is former President of humans, but certainly no master of mine, one-half of the XHF Tag Team Champions, Curtis D. Kanyon. Happy Birthday Paulie.
*Sico backs up and rolls away as “Don’t Tread on Me” plays over the speaker in the press conference room. Curtis Kanyon walks out wearing four titles, two tag titles around his waist, one XHF and one Fireside. And then holding each one of the other two titles on his shoulders.*
: It is with a heavy heart that I must report that my awesome, amazing, obviously some day to be X*Crown champion but preferably not until after I hold it again, tag team partner will not be able to defend the tag team titles with me at AWF Clash of the Icons. I mean, I get it, I don’t want to go to that smelly VFW hall either. But no, the grossness of AWF alone is not the reason. His reasons are his own, and I will let him address those when he’s ready. But in the meantime, I have an obligation to defend these belts to the best of my ability. And I was ready to go in there and wreck Betsy and Adam all by myself. But on my way out here, I ran into a friend in the halls. That friend will be stepping in for Donny at Clash of the Icons, an Icon in his own right. A fellow former X*Crown champion, and a man I hope to be beating up at Night of Champions in the X*Crown match should we both prove victorious at Overheated. We rode into battle together at CT…
*Curtis’s assistant walks up and whispers in his ear.*
: Serious? He got all that? I literally just saw him two minutes ago… okay. Eh-hem… sorry. Apparently my partner has already set up his own introduction, so without further adu…
*Curtis steps back from the podium. The lights go out. A drumroll plays as spotlights search the conference room. You occasionally get glances of Curtis looking confused. The spotlights focuses on the entrance curtain as the drum roll turns into a bunch of ladies screams of adulation. Then we hear an explosion and out comes… STEVE AWESOME! He walks to the podium in slow motion as his hair flows majestically behind him. He gets to the podium and the lights turn back on, where we see Curtis’s assistant pointing a fan at him. She quickly darts away when she realizes she’s on camera.*
: Ooh yeah baby! It’s me! The Face of the Franchise! I’m going to be stepping into the ring inside AWF for the last show ever to help my boy Curtis Kanyon defend the XHF Tag Team Titles. When Curtis asked me for help, I jumped at the chance. I mean, aside from being the former president of the USA and an X*Crown champion, he is one of the most prolific tag team partners of all time. You just can’t go wrong being in a tag team with Curtis Kanyon. I mean look at us! We became the tag team champions on our first night as a team!
*Steve flashes a cocky grin.*
: Betsy Granger. You might have pinned me at Call to Arms with help from Adrien, but this time sweetheart, It's my turn to be on top.”
*He pulls his sunglasses down and gives a little sleazy wink.*
: And Adam Sanders. Well let’s just say I’m bound and determined to make sure your last day employed at AWF is as awkward as it gets. AWF, Clash of the Icons. XHF Tag team Championships. Shit just got Awesome.
*Curtis walks over to Steve and takes the XHF Tag Team Title from his shoulder and hands it to Steve Awesome, then Curtis raises Steve’s arm in celebration. The reporters take tons of pictures as we fade out.*
: Hello flesh buckets. I am here to inform you that, as the Clash of the Icons card clearly states according to my database, Card ABSOLUTELY subject to fucking change. The change is unfortunately to the XHF Tag Team Championship match. To speak further on this, is former President of humans, but certainly no master of mine, one-half of the XHF Tag Team Champions, Curtis D. Kanyon. Happy Birthday Paulie.
*Sico backs up and rolls away as “Don’t Tread on Me” plays over the speaker in the press conference room. Curtis Kanyon walks out wearing four titles, two tag titles around his waist, one XHF and one Fireside. And then holding each one of the other two titles on his shoulders.*
: It is with a heavy heart that I must report that my awesome, amazing, obviously some day to be X*Crown champion but preferably not until after I hold it again, tag team partner will not be able to defend the tag team titles with me at AWF Clash of the Icons. I mean, I get it, I don’t want to go to that smelly VFW hall either. But no, the grossness of AWF alone is not the reason. His reasons are his own, and I will let him address those when he’s ready. But in the meantime, I have an obligation to defend these belts to the best of my ability. And I was ready to go in there and wreck Betsy and Adam all by myself. But on my way out here, I ran into a friend in the halls. That friend will be stepping in for Donny at Clash of the Icons, an Icon in his own right. A fellow former X*Crown champion, and a man I hope to be beating up at Night of Champions in the X*Crown match should we both prove victorious at Overheated. We rode into battle together at CT…
*Curtis’s assistant walks up and whispers in his ear.*
: Serious? He got all that? I literally just saw him two minutes ago… okay. Eh-hem… sorry. Apparently my partner has already set up his own introduction, so without further adu…
*Curtis steps back from the podium. The lights go out. A drumroll plays as spotlights search the conference room. You occasionally get glances of Curtis looking confused. The spotlights focuses on the entrance curtain as the drum roll turns into a bunch of ladies screams of adulation. Then we hear an explosion and out comes… STEVE AWESOME! He walks to the podium in slow motion as his hair flows majestically behind him. He gets to the podium and the lights turn back on, where we see Curtis’s assistant pointing a fan at him. She quickly darts away when she realizes she’s on camera.*
: Ooh yeah baby! It’s me! The Face of the Franchise! I’m going to be stepping into the ring inside AWF for the last show ever to help my boy Curtis Kanyon defend the XHF Tag Team Titles. When Curtis asked me for help, I jumped at the chance. I mean, aside from being the former president of the USA and an X*Crown champion, he is one of the most prolific tag team partners of all time. You just can’t go wrong being in a tag team with Curtis Kanyon. I mean look at us! We became the tag team champions on our first night as a team!
*Steve flashes a cocky grin.*
: Betsy Granger. You might have pinned me at Call to Arms with help from Adrien, but this time sweetheart, It's my turn to be on top.”
*He pulls his sunglasses down and gives a little sleazy wink.*
: And Adam Sanders. Well let’s just say I’m bound and determined to make sure your last day employed at AWF is as awkward as it gets. AWF, Clash of the Icons. XHF Tag team Championships. Shit just got Awesome.
*Curtis walks over to Steve and takes the XHF Tag Team Title from his shoulder and hands it to Steve Awesome, then Curtis raises Steve’s arm in celebration. The reporters take tons of pictures as we fade out.*