Post by Soutter on Jun 25, 2021 20:14:03 GMT -5
[We see a mid twenties guy, sitting in his car playing with his phone, he presses a button and a podcast comes over the radio, he is wearing an NPW t-shirt and heads down the highway. ]
Kyle Callaghan : Yo yo yo! I’m DJ Kyle Callaghan and your tuned into the Wrestle Radio podcast. Tonight I’m joined by the Founder of SWAT. Mad Dog Paul Soutter. Mad Dog. Thanks for joining me today.
Soutter : It’s a pleasure Kyle. Does this podcast go out to Canada?
Kyle Callaghan : Well, yeah. It goes to the whole internet and they do have that in Canada.
Soutter : Don’t smart up to me pal. I’ll end this interview right now and your life along with it.
Kyle Callaghan : Ummm. O_k. So, you are headed to Canada to represent the KGB with Armand von Krauss and Eddie D in the XHF Trios qualifying matches.
Soutter : Damn straight we are and I will give you a little spoiler Kyle, them Trios belts are coming to Bandit land.
Kyle Callaghan : Well, there is a lot of competition in the way of that.
Soutter : You know it! This is the XHF and we are chock o block with talent here. You got the Fairtex clan along with that mad man Goth. You got their opponents, Jay Stevens, Ronnie Long and Gordon Carlson, three legit contenders right there.
Then you got the ReV’s. (Suit spits the name in disdain) These jokers have been running around the network claiming to be the best thing going for far too long. They are going to find out first hand that the Bandits is where the power lies here!
[The driver cracks open a soft drink and gulps some down]
Kyle Callaghan : What about your opponents for Shockwave? Donzig, Freakke and Takura?
Soutter : Well. They be something all right. The thing is, they are not US!
THE Big Deal Eddie D!
Armand Freakin von Krauss!
And The Big Bad Bustling Bandit! Mad Dog Paul Soutter!
The Kross Global Fucking Bandits!
We set the standard!
You think you know what we bring? You think one mishap at Call to Arms will throw us off our game? We don’t give up after a loss. We come back ten times harder. We don’t stop. Ever.
These turkeys are really good wrestlers. I give them that. Thing is, we are a brotherhood. We are Outlaws. We have no regard for Authority or the well being of our opponents and we will do anything to win. ANYTHING!
Kyle Callaghan : You may need to, Donzig is at the top of his game. He has taken the network by storm ….
Soutter : (interrupting him) He could be one of the greats. We got something special lined up for him though, that I promise you here and now!
Kyle Callaghan : What would that be?
Soutter : You like everyone else in Network land will just have to wait and see now, wont you.
Kyle Callaghan : Intriguing.
[The driver overtakes another car.]
Soutter : This is my first taste of Northern Pro, let me tell you something, they are about to find out what the rest of the wrestling world has known forever, that when the Bandits are in town, shit gets REAL!
This is their first taste of US here also, but it won’t be the last, see this territory holds something we want.
That being them Trios Titles.
And what we want, we GET!
So get ready NPW! XHF!
Strap yourselves in and buckle up for the ride of your life because the Bandits are about to steam roll thru this place like a god damn freight train!
Kyle Callaghan : What made you go with the combination of yourself Eddie and Armand?
[The driver exits the hwy.]
Soutter : Good question. We run deep in the KGB! Real deep. We could have had the Cold Hearted Bastard Frostbite on the team, he will be at a later date, at the moment he just suffered an injury in the Anzac Cup but he will be back better than ever in no time.
We could have gone with the Don Joanne Canelli also, but she has a big showdown set with Isabel Rios for the Amazons Championship, and will bring that back to SWAT, mark my words on that.
Make no mistake. Whoever we decide to represent the KGB, we set the tone.
NPW has some of the best wrestlers in the world right here in this fed and now that the Bandits have arrived, this joint is going to truly explode.
I am the Founder!
The Center of Attention!
The Big Bad Bustling Bandit!
The Suit!
Mad Dog Paulie Fucken Soutter!
I got the Skill to Thrill!
The Name to Entertain!
I’m Loud and Proud and well Endowed!
We are coming to Canada and win them Trios Championships and I like it like that!
[The driver smiles in anticipation as we fade]
Kyle Callaghan : Yo yo yo! I’m DJ Kyle Callaghan and your tuned into the Wrestle Radio podcast. Tonight I’m joined by the Founder of SWAT. Mad Dog Paul Soutter. Mad Dog. Thanks for joining me today.
Soutter : It’s a pleasure Kyle. Does this podcast go out to Canada?
Kyle Callaghan : Well, yeah. It goes to the whole internet and they do have that in Canada.
Soutter : Don’t smart up to me pal. I’ll end this interview right now and your life along with it.
Kyle Callaghan : Ummm. O_k. So, you are headed to Canada to represent the KGB with Armand von Krauss and Eddie D in the XHF Trios qualifying matches.
Soutter : Damn straight we are and I will give you a little spoiler Kyle, them Trios belts are coming to Bandit land.
Kyle Callaghan : Well, there is a lot of competition in the way of that.
Soutter : You know it! This is the XHF and we are chock o block with talent here. You got the Fairtex clan along with that mad man Goth. You got their opponents, Jay Stevens, Ronnie Long and Gordon Carlson, three legit contenders right there.
Then you got the ReV’s. (Suit spits the name in disdain) These jokers have been running around the network claiming to be the best thing going for far too long. They are going to find out first hand that the Bandits is where the power lies here!
[The driver cracks open a soft drink and gulps some down]
Kyle Callaghan : What about your opponents for Shockwave? Donzig, Freakke and Takura?
Soutter : Well. They be something all right. The thing is, they are not US!
THE Big Deal Eddie D!
Armand Freakin von Krauss!
And The Big Bad Bustling Bandit! Mad Dog Paul Soutter!
The Kross Global Fucking Bandits!
We set the standard!
You think you know what we bring? You think one mishap at Call to Arms will throw us off our game? We don’t give up after a loss. We come back ten times harder. We don’t stop. Ever.
These turkeys are really good wrestlers. I give them that. Thing is, we are a brotherhood. We are Outlaws. We have no regard for Authority or the well being of our opponents and we will do anything to win. ANYTHING!
Kyle Callaghan : You may need to, Donzig is at the top of his game. He has taken the network by storm ….
Soutter : (interrupting him) He could be one of the greats. We got something special lined up for him though, that I promise you here and now!
Kyle Callaghan : What would that be?
Soutter : You like everyone else in Network land will just have to wait and see now, wont you.
Kyle Callaghan : Intriguing.
[The driver overtakes another car.]
Soutter : This is my first taste of Northern Pro, let me tell you something, they are about to find out what the rest of the wrestling world has known forever, that when the Bandits are in town, shit gets REAL!
This is their first taste of US here also, but it won’t be the last, see this territory holds something we want.
That being them Trios Titles.
And what we want, we GET!
So get ready NPW! XHF!
Strap yourselves in and buckle up for the ride of your life because the Bandits are about to steam roll thru this place like a god damn freight train!
Kyle Callaghan : What made you go with the combination of yourself Eddie and Armand?
[The driver exits the hwy.]
Soutter : Good question. We run deep in the KGB! Real deep. We could have had the Cold Hearted Bastard Frostbite on the team, he will be at a later date, at the moment he just suffered an injury in the Anzac Cup but he will be back better than ever in no time.
We could have gone with the Don Joanne Canelli also, but she has a big showdown set with Isabel Rios for the Amazons Championship, and will bring that back to SWAT, mark my words on that.
Make no mistake. Whoever we decide to represent the KGB, we set the tone.
NPW has some of the best wrestlers in the world right here in this fed and now that the Bandits have arrived, this joint is going to truly explode.
I am the Founder!
The Center of Attention!
The Big Bad Bustling Bandit!
The Suit!
Mad Dog Paulie Fucken Soutter!
I got the Skill to Thrill!
The Name to Entertain!
I’m Loud and Proud and well Endowed!
We are coming to Canada and win them Trios Championships and I like it like that!
[The driver smiles in anticipation as we fade]
