First time for everything (Shockwave 2021)
Jun 28, 2021 20:22:15 GMT -5
Roy "The Sorrow" Harlowe (NJC), Kyle, and 1 more like this
Post by Rob Garcia on Jun 28, 2021 20:22:15 GMT -5
Day: Monday
Time: 4:30pm
Location: The backyard of The Garcia Estate.
It's a hot 95° sunny afternoon in Beverly Hills California! We find ourselves poolside in Rob's luxurious backyard. Jeff Noon is laid out in a lounge chair with a piece of tin foil to reflect sun onto his pale body. Except Jeff’s pasty white skin is covered in layers of thick sunblock, there's no way he's getting a tan today. Floating on a raft with his arms behind his head is Rob Garcia. He looks as relaxed as he could possibly be. Let's listen in and see what these two are talking about.
Jeff I don't know what the hell Keiths so mad about!
Rob let's out a slight sigh.
Rob: Jeff… He lassoed that banker and you ran! You gave him all the heat, instead of backing him up in a shootout!
This sounds absolutely terrible! Did Jeff and Keith rob a bank?!
Jeff Rob! He knows the rules of Red Dead Redemption 2. I’m not trying to get anymore negative bad guy points! Every time I play with you guys, especially you! I end up getting a ton of negative points.
Jeff says with frustration in his tone. Thankfully, they’re only talking about video games, or I, the narrator would’ve had to report them.
Rob: Jeff, I’m a good guy in real life. I’m the hero of the XHF network. I saved the world from AWF and now I will save the world from NPW.
Rob says with pride. He is clearly delusional on his stance of who’s the hero and who isn’t.
Jeff We! We are! We’re doing it as a team. And speaking of teams, we got the best team in the Trios tournament!
Rob smirks and agrees.
Jeff Joesph Mack, Leon Van Zandy and H, N, D, R and three X’s...
Jeff is quickly cut off by Rob.
Rob: I think he calls himself Hendrix. But spells it in a cool hipstery way.
On a rare occasion, Rob is correct. Jeff shakes his head disagreeing.
Jeff No, that doesn’t make any sense. There are no vowels in his name. But we can call him that for now.
Rob: Look, I don’t know much about those 3, but what I do know is there's no way possible they have the connection the Revenants have. We’ve been riding together for 10 plus years. Everywhere we go we wreak havoc on the promotion and take all the gold we want. We are now here in NPW, where we are treated like rockstars, and like the stars we are, we will rock the house every night we hit the ring.
Jeff nods his head, impressed with what Rob just said.
Jeff That was cool, you should use that line in your promo later.
Rob looks up at Jeff with a smile.
Rob: Thanks, I thought that was pretty cool. But as cool as it is, it’s true. The Trios titles were made for The Revenants. We have an opportunity here to leave our mark in the pro wrestling business forever! This ain’t no rag tag, boring ass backyard shit show. This is NPW, and we need to smash on these three jack off’s, He-dicks, Leon Van Bamn and Joseph Parks and then we can run through the rest in this tournament!
Rob sits up on the raft, his legs dunking in the pool now. He looks at Jeff with a grin and raises up his sunglasses.
Rob: This is our time, Jeff. This is a championship that will give the Revs the ability to outshine everyone else.
Jeff turns to Rob, with sun block smeared all over his face, he smiles in a sinister manner and nods.
Jeff All things are falling into place just as we planned since we got to the XHF network.
Rob nods with a shrug.
Rob: Me and Neo destroyed the washing machine guys and that was only two of us. Now we add in Keith, and it’s a wrap. Keith’s already pissed off cuz you let his ass get shot up in Red Dead. So now he gets to let that anger out in the ring. Keith, Neo and I actually have a lot of aggression we need to be released on the 3 Jack Off’s team. We’ve been putting up with so much bullshit and political crap since we got here to XHF. And I for one am taking it out on the 3 Jack Off’s.
Jeff chuckles.
Jeff Just make sure you guys focus on the prize at hand. We’re in line to be the first trios champs in NPW, maybe even XHF!
Jeff sits there thinking about it. He then places down his tin foil sheet and grabs his phone to check the XHF title history.
Rob: And what a better team. I could hear it now. The world's first Trios Champions, The Revenants! Has a nice ring to it.
Jeff looks up confused.
Jeff Well, I'll be damned. Not only is this for the first Trios champions of NPW, it's the first Trios champs in the whole XHF-
Rob: The first Trios champions in existence! That has a ring to it, doesn’t it, Jeff?! Me, Neo, Keith all holding those titles. And you will be holding your best manager ever championship! Os… We can get him a title down the line as well, but DAMN! How good does that sound. Revenants Trios Presidential Heavyweight World Champions of the world! This needs to happen. By GOD this is gonna happen!
Rob with excitement jumps off the raft and into the pool, he splash up out the water celebrating as he is ready for war, and ready to take the next step in their journey to become Trios champions.
/\/\/The scene fades out\/\/\
Time: 4:30pm
Location: The backyard of The Garcia Estate.
It's a hot 95° sunny afternoon in Beverly Hills California! We find ourselves poolside in Rob's luxurious backyard. Jeff Noon is laid out in a lounge chair with a piece of tin foil to reflect sun onto his pale body. Except Jeff’s pasty white skin is covered in layers of thick sunblock, there's no way he's getting a tan today. Floating on a raft with his arms behind his head is Rob Garcia. He looks as relaxed as he could possibly be. Let's listen in and see what these two are talking about.
Jeff I don't know what the hell Keiths so mad about!
Rob let's out a slight sigh.
Rob: Jeff… He lassoed that banker and you ran! You gave him all the heat, instead of backing him up in a shootout!
This sounds absolutely terrible! Did Jeff and Keith rob a bank?!
Jeff Rob! He knows the rules of Red Dead Redemption 2. I’m not trying to get anymore negative bad guy points! Every time I play with you guys, especially you! I end up getting a ton of negative points.
Jeff says with frustration in his tone. Thankfully, they’re only talking about video games, or I, the narrator would’ve had to report them.
Rob: Jeff, I’m a good guy in real life. I’m the hero of the XHF network. I saved the world from AWF and now I will save the world from NPW.
Rob says with pride. He is clearly delusional on his stance of who’s the hero and who isn’t.
Jeff We! We are! We’re doing it as a team. And speaking of teams, we got the best team in the Trios tournament!
Rob smirks and agrees.
Jeff Joesph Mack, Leon Van Zandy and H, N, D, R and three X’s...
Jeff is quickly cut off by Rob.
Rob: I think he calls himself Hendrix. But spells it in a cool hipstery way.
On a rare occasion, Rob is correct. Jeff shakes his head disagreeing.
Jeff No, that doesn’t make any sense. There are no vowels in his name. But we can call him that for now.
Rob: Look, I don’t know much about those 3, but what I do know is there's no way possible they have the connection the Revenants have. We’ve been riding together for 10 plus years. Everywhere we go we wreak havoc on the promotion and take all the gold we want. We are now here in NPW, where we are treated like rockstars, and like the stars we are, we will rock the house every night we hit the ring.
Jeff nods his head, impressed with what Rob just said.
Jeff That was cool, you should use that line in your promo later.
Rob looks up at Jeff with a smile.
Rob: Thanks, I thought that was pretty cool. But as cool as it is, it’s true. The Trios titles were made for The Revenants. We have an opportunity here to leave our mark in the pro wrestling business forever! This ain’t no rag tag, boring ass backyard shit show. This is NPW, and we need to smash on these three jack off’s, He-dicks, Leon Van Bamn and Joseph Parks and then we can run through the rest in this tournament!
Rob sits up on the raft, his legs dunking in the pool now. He looks at Jeff with a grin and raises up his sunglasses.
Rob: This is our time, Jeff. This is a championship that will give the Revs the ability to outshine everyone else.
Jeff turns to Rob, with sun block smeared all over his face, he smiles in a sinister manner and nods.
Jeff All things are falling into place just as we planned since we got to the XHF network.
Rob nods with a shrug.
Rob: Me and Neo destroyed the washing machine guys and that was only two of us. Now we add in Keith, and it’s a wrap. Keith’s already pissed off cuz you let his ass get shot up in Red Dead. So now he gets to let that anger out in the ring. Keith, Neo and I actually have a lot of aggression we need to be released on the 3 Jack Off’s team. We’ve been putting up with so much bullshit and political crap since we got here to XHF. And I for one am taking it out on the 3 Jack Off’s.
Jeff chuckles.
Jeff Just make sure you guys focus on the prize at hand. We’re in line to be the first trios champs in NPW, maybe even XHF!
Jeff sits there thinking about it. He then places down his tin foil sheet and grabs his phone to check the XHF title history.
Rob: And what a better team. I could hear it now. The world's first Trios Champions, The Revenants! Has a nice ring to it.
Jeff looks up confused.
Jeff Well, I'll be damned. Not only is this for the first Trios champions of NPW, it's the first Trios champs in the whole XHF-
Rob: The first Trios champions in existence! That has a ring to it, doesn’t it, Jeff?! Me, Neo, Keith all holding those titles. And you will be holding your best manager ever championship! Os… We can get him a title down the line as well, but DAMN! How good does that sound. Revenants Trios Presidential Heavyweight World Champions of the world! This needs to happen. By GOD this is gonna happen!
Rob with excitement jumps off the raft and into the pool, he splash up out the water celebrating as he is ready for war, and ready to take the next step in their journey to become Trios champions.
/\/\/The scene fades out\/\/\
