FWA Presents: Ultimate Survival

[Solomon Graham]

Live from U of T Scarborough
June 30th, 2021

[Solomon Graham]

::JAMES WILLIS::
Salutations wrestling fans, and welcome to the latest FWA event, Ultimate Survival! I’m joined, as always, by my broadcast partner, the always amazing, “Late Night” Allen Graham!!!

::LATE NIGHT::
You’re Goddamn right, Jimmy! As always, this event is gonna be good shit, pal! The only reason it may suffer is because that damn investor of ours gave the champ the night off.

::JAMES WILLIS::
A controversial move indeed. I’d bet the fans might’ve been looking forward---

Just then, he is cut off, as “Man On The Moon” plays out the Gender Non-Specific Champion of the world.

::JAMES WILLIS::
What the hell?!

Andrew Jefferson Coughman emerges from the entrance curtain, his torso wrapped in bandages and wearing a neck brace around his neck. He braces his neck and ribs as he walks down to the ring, much to the anger of the audience. He climbs up the ring steps and wipes his feet before entering the ring. He requests a mic and receives one.

:::ANDREW JEFFERSON COUGHMAN:::
Y’know something? It is absolutely DISGUSTING that I, THE HARDWORKING Gender Non-Specific Champion of the world, Andrew Jefferson Coughman, am being FORCED to defend MY championship while INJURED!!! Do you see my ribs?! Adrien Cochrane caved these poor guys in when he dropkicked me! You see my neck? That’s the result of that Adrien Cutter! I should be sitting at home with my feet up, resting!!!

The fans boo him as he goes on. He then turns his attention on them.

:::ANDREW JEFFERSON COUGHMAN:::
OH SHUT UP!!!! You inbreeds are the very reason that I’m even here defending my belt!!! You ALL paid to see ME tonight, not that stupid @#$%^& SOLOMON GRAHAM!!!!

::JAMES WILLIS::
HEY!!!!!

::LATE NIGHT::
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY SON!!!! I SHOULD KILL YOU FOR THAT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

The fans are about to riot… when Jobber Joe emerges from the curtain and runs down to the ring! AJC can’t escape from the ring, because if he does, he’s gonna have a lynch mob waiting for him on the outside of the ring. Joe slides into the ring and starts laying those punches in and finishes it off with an elbow to the head! He then grabs Coughman by the collar and… CHARGING UPPERCUT!!!!! CHARGING UPPeRCUT!!!! HE GOT ALL OF IT, AND COUGHMAN GETS SENT TO THE MAT!!!

::LATE NIGHT::
YEEEESS!!!!!! YEESS!!!!!

::JAMES WILLIS::
Jobber Joe getting a measure of justice from his previous encounters with Coughman!!

::LATE NIGHT::
Kick his ass, Josepher!!! KICK. HIS. ASS!!!!

Coughman is now merely laying there, and the fans are going wild! At that point, Joe starts selling his own injuries from his previous [three] matches. He collapses, right on top of AJC… his balls resting right on his face.

::LATE NIGHT::
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

::JAMES WILLIS::
How [accidentally] vulgar!

Referee Georgia Whittmaier then runs down to the ring and slides in, calling for the bell.

DING DING DING

Opening Match
Gender Nonspecific championship of the World
Jobber Joe vs. Andrew Jefferson Coughman
Official: Georgia Whittmaier

Georgia slides into position and goes for the count!

1.

2.

3!!!

DING DING DING

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
Here is your winner, AND THE NEW GENDER NON-SPECIFIC CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, JOBBER JOE!!!!!!

The fans are going wild, as Georgia nabs the championship belt and hands it to the unconscious Jobber Joe! She then helps him to his feet and carries him to the back to celebrate, meanwhile the stagehands come out once again with brooms to sweep AJC’s carcass out of the ring.

::LATE NIGHT::
THAT’S IT!!! WE NO LONGER HAVE TO SUFFER THAT ASSHOLE ANYMORE!!!!

::JAMES WILLIS::
Yeeeah… but you can bet that Solomon will drag AJC, scratching, clawing and squealing back here, to kick his ass for the awful things that he’s said here tonight!

::LATE NIGHT::
I’m looking forward to that!

[Solomon Graham]

The scene turns to backstage where the resident skater rebel Casey Iarossi is standing against a wall decked out in attire she’s known for with her skateboard in hand.

Casey: Ok good you’re here! Alright we don’t have much time…

Casey cleared her throat leading the camera down the hall to the men’s backstage bathroom.

Casey: Ok… 3… 2… 1…

Casey said, flinging back her hair.

Casey: What is up FWA! It’s your girl Casey Iarossi! That’s Eye Uhhhh Ross Eeee! Don’t ya forget it! And today…. Well… You saw how I was treated by a certain giant who clearly doesn’t appreciate the art of skateboarding! And well poor Sasquatch ended up in the trash for his troubles!

A picture is shown on screen showing Marcellus with a very unamused look on his face covered in trash.

Casey: Oooooo weeee I know that must have stunk! Well stinky thinks that he’s going to teach me a lesson because I’m such an oh so bad bad girl!

Casey rolled her eyes.

Casey: Well little does he know I learned a thing or two about him. One thing is that he drinks a pot of coffee every day…. I’m talking that strong black coffee that tastes like motor oil and goes through you like a torpedo! I guess that’s all giants who wear a shirt a size or two smaller than it should be drinks! Well little does Marcellus know I added a special ingredient to his coffee and I’m not talking about cream or sugar!

Casey reaches into the pocket of her baggy pants and pulls out a container of Miralax.

Casey: Say hello to my little friend! So it’s inevitable that Marcellus is going to be making a beeline for the shitter here…

Casey said, walking into the men’s room with little regard. Standing at the sink is Junior official Mark Hill washing his hands. He looks to see Casey in the mirror and immediately turns around.

Mark: Hey you can’t be in here!!!!

Casey rolled her eyes.

Casey: Sorry but this restroom is out of order!!!!

Casey said, grabbing Mark and getting him in a headlock and dragged him into one of the stalls.

Mark: WHAT ARE YOU DOING! STOP IT!!!!

Casey: IT’S SWIRLY TIME!!!!

Mark: WHAT!!!!! NO!!!!!!

Casey dunked Mark’s head in the toilet and flushed the toilet several times as The referee screamed for his life.

Casey: Will you shut up?!

Casey said, suddenly reaching back and grabbing his underwear giving him a wedgie. Casey laughed letting him go as the referee, clearly thoroughly humiliated, got up.

Mark: I’ve just been violated!!!

Casey: Oh stop being over dramatic you’re fine! Walk it off!

The skater rebel walked over and grabbed the trash can dumping it’s contents on his head before slam dunking the can over his head.

Casey: Nice doing business with ya fruit cup! Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!

Casey said, kicking him in the ass as he stumbled out the door.

Casey: Ok now that takes care of that little issue….

Casey walks over to the stall and pulls out a small bottle of super glue.

Casey: So when Marcellus comes in he’s not going to be able to get off the shitter!

Casey said as she started to squeeze the glue all over the toilet lid laughing.

Casey: And now we wait….

She said before she rushed out of the restroom.

[Solomon Graham]

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will determine the NEW No. 1 Contender to the FWA Television championship

The Opening scattershot chugs of "Post-Truth" erupt to cheers and applause from the audience.

Emiko Suzuki appears from the back and raises her arms in the air as the song picks up energy.

She walks down to ringside waving at the crowd before sliding under the bottom rope and hoping to her feet and moving to her corner.

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
Introducing first, from Nagoya, Japan, weighing in at 136 lbs, she is “Sugar Dragon” EMIKOOOOO SUUUUZUUUKI!!!!!!!!

“Let's play a game of Russian roulette
I'll load the gun, you place the bets
Tell me who will make it out alive”

The lights within the arena come to life as the lyrics to “Alligator Blood” kicks in as Shane Thompson makes his way through the curtain. A cocky smile rests on the face of The Master Class Athlete as he begins his slow walk to the ring.

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
And her opponent, wrestling out of Colorado Springs, Colorado and weighing in tonight at two hundred and forty-five pounds… he is THHHHEEEE LIIIIIVIIIINNGGGGG LEEEEGGGGGENNNNDDDD!!!!… SHANE!!!!.... THOMPSOOONNNNNNN!!!

Thompson heads into the ring and looks around him, slipping free from the leather jacket and throwing it over the ropes, dropping it down to the ringside area. Soon, he turns to the opponent and smiles, gingerly, and stands in his corner- awaiting the bell to ring.

Glenn Morgan checks both of them thoroughly, before calling for the bell.

DING DING DING

Match No. 2
No. 1 Contendership match
FWA Television championship
“The Living Legend” Shane Thompson vs. “SugarDragon” Emiko Suzuki
Time Limit: 10 minutes
Official: Glenn Morgan

At the sound of the bell, Shane rushes the Sugar Dragon, NAILING her with a VICIOUS Bicycle Knee Strike, before going behind and hitting her with the Dragon Suplex, bridging it into a pin attempt!

1.

2.

NO!!!! Emiko kicks out!

Upon both of them getting to their feet, Emiko throws a few shoot kicks to Shane, some of which faze him a little, but overall, he doesn’t seem to be that affected! She tries for a Forearm Strike, but Shane ducks it and grabs hold of her and… HOPE BREAKER II (Gutwrench Sit Out Powerbomb)!!!!! But wait… he keeps hold of her, pulling her back up and… AGAIN!!!! HOPE BREAKER II!!!! But… no, c’mon, Shane! He keeps her again, pulls her back up… ONE MORE HOPE BREAKER II!!!!

After that, he goes for the pin.

1.

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DING DING DING

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
Here is your winner, AND NEW No. 1 Contender to the FWA Television championship… “The Living Legend” Shane Thompson…

“Alligator Blood” plays as Shane raises his hands in victory. He’s moving forward to face the FWA Television champion. As soon as Shane exits the ring and heads to the back, Donovan Dusk and Ryan Graham. Dusk enters the ring… and proceeds to STOMP on the Sugar Dragon, just booting the shit out of her! Soon enough, Ryan enters and gets some heat on her, too. They’re both unrelenting in their assault, and Ryan picks Emiko back up and locks her in the Dream Of Billions (Million Dollar Dream)... but he can’t keep it locked in for too long, as Solomon Graham runs down the ramp and slides, belly first, into the ring, chasing his brother and Donovan Dusk out of the ring! Donovan and Ryan then run to the back, as Solomon checks on the downed Emiko Suzuki. When the medical staff come down to check on her, Solomon takes to the mic to say something.

:::SOLOMON GRAHAM:::
Ryan, Dusk… it’s one thing to try and take my federation away from me… but THIS is UNFORGIVABLE!!! Sending a talent out here and setting them up to be slaughtered, getting them injured just so you have an excuse to take them off the roster all because I wanted them here!! HOW DARE YOU!!!! For that, Ryan, on top of all the other shit… you may be Dusk’s Silver Standard, but tonight, you’re gonna DRIP RUBIES!!!!

From there, he throws the mic back down, exits the ring and storms off to the back, fuming. Meanwhile, the medical personnel is able to get Emiko to the back and get her some help.

[Solomon Graham]

The lights turn off for a moment. The dueling guitar riffs from Simple Plan guitarists Sébastien Lefebvre and Jeff Stinco from their song “Last One Standing” as the screen reads “#Believe” in a light blue font. With a solitary spotlight on the top of the ramp, Adrien Cochrane appears the moment Pierre Bouvier’s vocals begin to echo throughout the venue.

“How many times are you gonna try to shut me out?
I told you once, told you twice, I ain't going to turn back around
You can say whatever, try to mess with me
I don't care, I'm not scared
You don't have to say you're sorry, save your sympathy
With a friend like you, I don't need an enemy
I would give you time if you were worth it
But guess what, you're not worth it”

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the number one contendership to the Undisputed Championship of Professional Wrestling. Introducing first, accompanied by Eddie Walker, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at one hundred ninety pounds, he is "The Dropkick King" ...ADRIEN COCHRANE!!

Cochrane looks at the fans from the ramp for a moment, giving a smile as he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring, hitting as many high fives and fist bumps as he can on his way to his destination.

::JAMES WILLIS::
And here we go! Two towering figures in the XHF Network taking on one another to settle who should be the next contender for the grandest prize in all of FWA.

::LATE NIGHT::
We got the Gold Rush God taking on the Dropkick King. Former MCCW Champion versus the only FWA wrestler to hold the XHF X*Crown Champ. Gonna be some hot action for sure!

As Adrien leaps over the ropes to enter the squared circle and removes his black leather jacket to expose his #Believe shirt, he leans on the ropes with his fist in the air to the sound of the chorus. He then hands the belt to the referee for safekeeping during the match.

“Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, I'm always going to be the last one standing
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, because I'm never going to give up trying
And now I'm ready to go, I'm here, I'm waiting for you
And I'm going be the last one standing”

The music plays as Yamaguchi comes out and steps up onto the stage. He jumps back and forth for a second before doing a cut throat motion and jumping. He walks down the ramp way before jumping up onto the apron and climbing into the ring. He hops again in his corner before standing and stretching.

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
And his opponent, accompanied by Lance Burke, from Onomichi, Hiroshima, Japan, weighing in at two hundred pounds even, he is the Gold Rush God… EICHI YAMAGUCHI!!

Before the bell even rings, Eichi quickly strikes Adrien from behind as he was listening to Eddie Walker on the outside.

::JAMES WILLIS::
Oh come on!!

::LATE NIGHT::
Should have been paying attention!

Match No. 3
No. 1 Contendership match
Undisputed Championship of Professional Wrestling
Adrien Cochrane (w/ Eddie Walker) vs. Eichi Yamaguchi (w/ Lance Burke)
Time Limit: 25 minutes
Official: Matthew Noble

With Lance Burke shouting words of encouragement to his client, Yamaguchi starts to apply a sleeper hold onto Cochrane, who gets out after a few elbow strikes and eventually a jaw breaker breaks him free. This prompts Eddie to try to “outdo” Burke by getting enthusiastic about a dropkick from the Dropkick King.

::LATE NIGHT::
Are the managers going to be this annoying tonight?

::JAMES WILLIS::
They’ve both held championships in this Network so let’s be a little respectful!

Cochrane controls the match for a few minutes of the match, getting a few near falls after a missile dropkick, an Ace-inator, and a springboard crossbody. But the match turned around pretty quickly when Lance Burke got a little impatient and hopped on the ropes. When Cochrane turned in his direction and Burke made a dove appear each of his sleeves, Eichi got a low blow on Cochrane while Noble was worried about Burke too.

::JAMES WILLIS::
What a cheap tactic!!

::LATE NIGHT::
Where did those doves come from?

::JAMES WILLIS::
Focus!!

Eichi rolls Adrien up and leads to a two count. The match seemed over when Eichi was able to get the Wrath of God on the former X*Crown Champion. But when the count was made, Adrien still kicked out at the count of two. Lance Burke hopped up on the apron once more, which was enough for Eddie Walker, who yanked Burke down by the colorful handkerchiefs stuffed in the back of his peacoat. Burke, a retired wrestler, looks down at the unathletic Eddie Walker with a sickening smile on his face.

Matthew Noble starts shouting at Lance Burke to leave Walker alone, knowing that Burke could easily break him in half. Instead of doing something physical to him, Burke simply throws a huge smoke bomb and surrounds the Manager Extraordinaire with it. Eichi is wondering what the hell is going on outside the ring, but he turns around to a very unpleasant surprise from the Dropkick King.

::JAMES WILLIS::
CRESCENT CITY CONNECTION!!

::LATE NIGHT::
This could be it!!

ONE!!

TWO!!

THREE!!

DING DING DING

::JAMES WILLIS::
And after being the first-ever wrestler to win the X*Crown under the FWA banner, Adrien Cochrane is challenging Jimmy Williams for the Undisputed Championship of Professional Wrestling!!

::LATE NIGHT::
The magic tricks got too much to handle for the focus of everyone involved. The veteran savvy of Adrien Cochrane knew how to snap out of it and escape with the victory.

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
Here is your winner, AND THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE FWA UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, THE DROPKICK KING...ADRIEN COCHRANE!!

[Solomon Graham]

Match No. 4
FWA Tag Team Championship
The Apex Marvels (Donald and Ian Dream) w/Donovan Dusk vs. Triple D (Big Richard Energy and ”Swedish” Richie Pump)
Time Limit: 60 minutes
Official: Edgar Brown

This one is mostly a one-sided slugfest, as for the most part, it’s Ian in there with Big Richard and Swedish Richie, but Richard and Richie keep tagging in and out and keep double teaming poor Ian, as his father is standing on the ring apron, yelling for him to make the tag, Ian however being unable to.

Richard and Richie keep Ian from making the tag to his father for a long while throughout the match. They keep him away and keep him away and keep him away, until eventually… Ian finally makes the tag to his father… and when he does, all hell breaks loose.

Shoulder Tackle, Clothesline, Shoulder Tackle, Clothesline, Backbreaker, Inverted DDT, until eventually, Donald Dream gets Swedish Richie in his grasp and hits him with the Mandrill [Underhook Piledriver] and going for the cover… and ol’ Donnie Dusk grabs Big Richard by the legs, the referee not noticing what’s happening as he counts the pin!

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2.

3.

DING DING DING

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
Here are your winners, AND NEW FWA Tag Team champions, The Apex Marvels!!!!

“DNA” plays as the fans are going wild. Some fans, here since day one and have respect for Donald Dream, they are cheering him. Others, aren’t necessarily a fan of what just happened with Dusk and Big Richard, and are thus booing him and his son. However, it doesn’t seem that Dream knows exactly what happened… nonetheless, he is celebrating this championship win with his son, as Big Richard continues to chase Dusk around the ringside area, and Swedish Richie lies facedown, stiff as a board.

[Solomon Graham]

Dusk decided to just stay at ringside instead of going to the back and coming back out.

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
The following contest is for the FWA Women’s championship!!!

The music plays as Ai blows kisses and poses for the fans. She makes her way down to the ring giving high fives and handshakes to fans alike. She gets into the ring before slapping her butt and blowing a kiss one more time.

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
Introducing first the challenger, from Mito, Ibaraki, Japan, weighing in at 100 lbs, this is AIIIIII MOOOOE!!!!

S&M By Rhianna will play throughout the arena. The crowd starts to boo as Summer walks down the ring with the championship around her waist. Summer gets to ringside and walks up the ring stairs. Summer motions to the referee to open the bottom and middle ropes so they can enter. Summer enters the ring and she puts her arms out to the side as she walks to the center of the ring. She takes the belt from around her waist and raises it in the air.

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
And her opponent, from New York City, weighing in at 120 lbs, she is the FWA Women’s champion… “Spoiled” SUMMEEEERRRR PAAAAGE!!!!!

From there, referee Paige Mansfield checks both women thoroughly, though Summer doesn’t want to be checked and Donovan argues that she doesn’t need to be checked. Eventually, Paige stops argung and just checks her anyways, much to Summer's dismay... but it's too late to argue about it now, as Paige calls for the bell.

DING DING DING

Match No. 5
FWA Women’s championship
Ai Moe vs. “Spoiled” Summer Page (c) w/Donovan Dusk
Time Limit: 30 minutes
Official: Paige Mansfield

This one opens up with Summer Page shining the babyface up like a brand new penny. She puts a cape on the woman ‘cause she’s Wonder Woman! Ai goes for the finish line, but Summer and Donovan cheat like the criminals they are, and Summer gets some heat on her afterwards!

Summer continues to get heat, breaking the rules and keeping Ai down. Eventually, however, Ai has had enough, and she starts to mount her comeback, nailing Summer with kick after kick, elbow strike after elbow strike, before eventually hitting one of her big signature moves, Love In Action (Airplane spin into a tornado kick).

It doesn’t quite get the job done, however, and she tries to finish it off with that Pee Gee Waja Plunge that she calls “The Influencer”... but once again, Summer moves out of the way and when Ai comes crashing down, Summer wraps her arm around Ai’s neck, pulls her to her feet and hit her with Pure Perfection (Perfect Plex), bridging it into a pin!

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3.

DING DING DING

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
Here is your winner, AND STILL FWA Women’s champion, Summer Page!!!

...but the assault is not over, as Donovan Dusk enters the ring and puts the boots to Ai Moe! As Summer notices, she gets in on the stomping down… that is, until Selena Firehouse comes down to the ring and makes the save, but Summer and Donovan take a powder before she can get to them.

[Solomon Graham]

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the FWA Television championship! Featuring first the challenger…Joseph Hart!

“Rink Rat” by the Hanson brothers begins playing as Joseph Hart walks out onto the stage. He holds up his hands to a thunderous applause from the crowd before rushing down to the ring and sliding under the bottom rope to the center of the ring. He pops up with the fans popping right with him.

::JAMES WILLIS::
The former hockey player looks like he’s in it to win it this time out.

::LATE NIGHT::
You know that might be the silliest thing I heard all night. Why would Joseph Hart not be in the ring if he isn’t here to win?

::JAMES WILLIS::
Okay, okay. You ain’t gotta lay it down like that.

::LATE NIGHT::
I lay it down like it is, man.

::JAMES WILLIS::
Like a dick.

::LATE NIGHT::
Don’t make me stick it to you…

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
And his opponent… wrestling out of Nottingham, England in the United Kingdom and weighing in tonight at two hundred and twenty-four pounds… he is the current reigning and defending Fullmetal Wrestling Alliance Television Champion, he is “The Cornerstone of Fullmetal Wrestling Alliance”, “The Face of FWA”, “The God of Television”, “Future FWA Professional Wrestling Champion”... THE VILLAIN… LIIIIAAMMMMMM BRRRRRRADDDDLEYYYYYYY!!!!

He makes his way to ringside and climbs up the steel steps, walking along the apron before brushing his feet on it and then entering the ring. He raises his umbrella up high for everyone to see and then takes off the mask from his face. He heads into his corner and places his umbrella and mask on the ring mat, h unstraps his championship belt and kisses the main center plate, and then hands it to the referee before turning and staring directly towards his opponent.

The Official (Glenn Morgan) checks both men for foreign objects… and both come up clean. He then takes the belt and holds it up for the audience to see, before pulling it back down and calling for the bell.

DING DING DING

Match No. 6
FWA Television championship
Joseph Hart vs. “The Villain” Liam Bradley ©
Time Limit: 10 minutes
Official: Glenn Morgan

::JAMES WILLIS::
The Villain is determined to keep his title tonight.

::LATE NIGHT::
I would hope so.

Liam Bradley walks across the ring to meet Joseph Hart in the center of the ring. Liam grins as he puts up a hand to challenge Joseph to a test of strength. Joseph looks at the hand and to the crowd that is telling him no. He accepts with one hand and sidesteps a kick from Liam before turning the test of strength into a collar-elbow lock up that pushes Liam back to the corner. Liam gets his head out of the corner and through the ropes while hollering at the ref, who gets Joseph to back off.

Once Joseph steps back away from Liam, he gets a kick in the gut for his efforts. Liam follows up with a shove to Joseph before dropkicking him to the mat. Joseph jumps right up and is taken down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Liam gets up and starts drilling Joseph with a number of kicks.

::JAMES WILLIS::
Liam Bradley on a brutal offensive.

::LATE NIGHT::
I’m sure that Joseph Hart can bounce back from this. We’re still early on in the match.

Joseph rolls away from Liam and gets to his feet. Liam is on him with punches before Joseph catches a hand and pulls Liam into a short-armed clothesline that sends Liam to the mat. Liam rolls away to his feet right away but is whipped into the ropes and hip tossed on the rebound. Liam rolls back to his feet and hits the ropes on the other side. He comes at Joseph from the other side to try to attack, but is hip tossed again. Liam rolls to his feet and comes to a halt instead of going to the ropes. Joseph is still on him with a Russian leg sweep that brings Liam back down to the mat. Liam is back up quickly, but is grabbed in a front face lock by Joseph before being dropped in a DDT! Joseph goes for the quick cover!

One

Tw-Liam kicks out!

::JAMES WILLIS::
I see that Joseph did stage a quick comeback there. He’s looking strong right now.

::LATE NIGHT::
You know that could end at any moment.

Joseph stands up and starts to pull Liam to his feet, only Liam hits a low blow! Joseph doubles over, backing up a few steps, and falling over to his side. The referee admonishes Liam for the low blow, who pretty much ignores him. Liam walks over and stomps on the side of Joseph’s head to send it crashing into the mat.

::JAMES WILLIS::
That was uncalled for!

::LATE NIGHT::
That was brutal!

Liam pulls Joseph to his feet, blood trickling from Joseph’s mouth. Liam hits a knee lift to double Joseph over and hits a deadlift gut wrench suplex. Liam goes for the cover!

One

Two

Th-Joseph kicks out!

Liam stands up and looks askance at the referee, who is certain to flash two fingers at him to let him know that it was only a two count. Liam kicks Joseph a few times before going to the top rope. He looks down at the lying Joseph a moment before leaping into the air to hit a frog splash! Joseph rolls out of the way at the last minute for Liam to impact the mat!

Joseph stands up, wiping blood from his chin and looking at it for a moment before helping Liam to his feet and locking in a side headlock. Joseph hits a bulldog, rolling Liam over for the cover, using his elbow to push Liam’s head to the side.

One

Two

Th-Liam kicks out.

Joseph jumps to his feet, grabbing Liam up, and going for a suplex, but Liam blocks it! Joseph tries again, but Liam blocks the suplex again! Joseph tries for a third time but catches a knee to the nuts instead. Liam gets Joseph up into the air and hits a corkscrew brain buster!

::JAMES WILLIS::
Liam with the Spiral Out of Control move. The big guns are coming out now.

::LATE NIGHT::
The match could be looking to be over before long.

Liam doesn’t go for the pinfall yet, but goes to the ropes as Joseph starts to sit up. He bounces off of the ropes and comes back with a penalty kick that misses Joseph’s chest and hits him square in the face! Blood, spittle, and snot fly through the air in a high arc as Joseph is firmly planted on the mat.

::JAMES WILLIS::
Mah god that was a kick to be remembered!

::LATE NIGHT::
I’m not sure if Joseph Hart is going to remember much after that kick tonight.

Liam gets Joseph up into a fireman’s carry, but Joseph drops behind Liam and brings him into a cross-face chicken wing!

::JAMES WILLIS::
Joseph has the Penalty box locked in! This could be the end of the match!

::LATE NIGHT::
It could be at that. Can Joseph takedown Liam?

Liam begins stomping on Joseph’s feet and hitting a few vital areas before getting his arms free so that he can bring Joseph down in a sit out jawbreaker!

Liam gets up, grabs Joseph and applies a dragon sleeper with leg scissors to keep the man in the center of the ring.

::JAMES WILLIS::
Sleepy Hollow! This could be the end of the match!

::LATE NIGHT::
Joseph looks like he’s fading fast, grasping out for anything to try to get some leverage to break the hold.

Joseph manages to get a hold of the ropes to force a rope break. Liam drags Joseph to the center of the ring, but Joseph gets to his feet. Liam goes to the ropes while Joseph still seems groggy and hits a leaping cutter on the rebound!

::JAMES WILLIS::
Shadow Crusher!

::LATE NIGHT::
Is this going to be enough to put Joseph Hart away?

Liam rolls Joseph over and goes for the pinfall.

One

Two

Thr-Joseph kicks out!

Liam Bradley kneels up, clearly agitated that he hasn’t won the match yet. He pulls Joseph up and picks him up! He places Joseph onto the top rope and then gets him picked up. He walks to the center of the ring and spins around, completing the motion for the black fire driver!

::JAMES WILLIS::
The Liam Bradley Special! If this don’t do it, nothing will!

::LATE NIGHT::
The Villain is going for the pinfall!

One

Two

Three!

DING DING DING

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
Winner of the match and STILL FWA Television champion…”the Villain” Liam Bradley!

Liam Bradley holds the championship over his head with a bit of an arrogant smirk on his face. Joseph Hart slips out of the ring and heads to the back.

[Solomon Graham]

The scene turns backstage to Johnny Warren with his microphone.

Johnny: Ladies and Gentlemen… I present to you the FWA’s newest acquisition…… She is Casey Air Time Iarossi!

Casey skates into the picture with a can of C4 energy drink in her hand.

Casey: Sup dork! Nice mustache! Trying to look like Tom Selleck?

Johnny smiles amused.

Johnny: Well Tom Selleck is a legend after all so I consider that as a compliment!

Casey: Well you really shouldn’t because you look as if you have a dead squirrel on your face! Is that thing even real!?

Johnny: I beg your pardon?! Yes it’s real!!! Hey don’t do that!!!!

Johnny yelled as Casey reached over tugging on it.

Johnny: That’s enough of that!!! I’ve never been so insulted in my life!

Casey rolled her eyes as Johnny recomposed himself.

Johnny: Now if we can proceed please! Last show you made quite a unique impact! From skating around the arena to giving Weeaboo Jones a wedgie! Just what exactly is your goal here?

Casey looked at Johnny, giving him a blank look.

Casey: Dude… Can we cut the crap here? Look at us…. Stop acting as if you’re oh so enthusiastic to interview me. I mean we’re standing in the catering area by the vending machines!

The camera pans out to show Jobber Joe making himself a cup of coffee.

Johnny: Well this is as live as it gets and we do it all in one take! I deliver what the fans ask for!

Casey: No you don’t! If you did then you would’ve quit your job long ago!

Johnny: What?!

Casey pulls out her cell phone and starts digging through social media.

Casey: Oh look! Tyler Smith on Facebook says Please fire Johnny Warren! That guy is a complete wiener head and his mustache pisses me off!

Johnny: Oh please that’s one fan clearly with issues he needs to sort out!

Casey: They have an entire Facebook group dedicated to hating you…

Johnny: What?! Let me see that!

Casey shows Johnny her phone.

Johnny: Well that’s just uncalled for! Anyway! This isn’t about me! This is about you! Casey Iarossi! How is it that you say it? Eye Uhhh……

Casey rips the microphone out of his hands.

Casey: First of all don’t try to copy me, it's embarrassing. Second of all….

Suddenly Marcellus runs through the scene frantically.

Marcellus: BATHROOM BATHROOM BATHROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!

Johnny raises an eyebrow as Marcellus runs to the men’s room.

Johnny: What the hell? Well good thing I didn’t eat the fish at catering…..

Casey: As I was saying… Second of all, I don’t particularly care for being interviewed here by some guy with a bad case of dandruff and wearing a cheap jacket!

Johnny: I beg your pardon I find this coat to be quite slimming and the ladies love it!

Casey rolls her eyes.

Casey: Ok Mr. Peanut you keep telling yourself that!

Johnny sighs with a defeated tone.

Johnny: Casey the people just want to know what you have to say.

Casey: What I have to say?

Casey shrugs her shoulders before she suddenly shakes up her can of C4 and opens it in front of Johnny causing it to spray all over his jacket.

Johnny: My jacket!!!!! I’m sending you the cleaning bill!!!!

Casey: Oh what did I do? 3 dollars worth of damage?!

Casey said before she dumped the rest of the can onto his head laughing.

Johnny: THAT’S IT! INTERVIEW OVER!!!!

He said, trying to wipe the drink off his head.

Casey: Thank god! Making me look like a loser standing next to you….

Casey said before suddenly she reached around and yanked his underwear up as hard as she could.

Johnny: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Casey: HA!!!! LOSER!!!!!!

Casey said, throwing the microphone at him before her eyes set on the YouTube champ, Skitzo!.

Casey: Hey there, “champ”!

Skitzo!: Oh no….

Casey ran over behind him and pushed him into a nearby shopping cart.

Casey: Nice set of wheels, right?! I know this awesome ramp!!! Let’s skate together!

Skitzo!: I’m not a skater!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

Casey laughed as she started pushing Joe through the hall.

Casey: Ohhhh please you can easily do a ramp in this!

Casey said, wheeling him outside on the loading dock.

Skitzo!: NOOOOOO!!!!1

Casey: This is one of the best ideas I’ve had yet!!!

Casey said before with a running start shoved Jobber Joe chair and all off the dock and into the dumpster down below with a loud crash.

Skitzo!: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!

The camera pans around showing the dumpster now has the words “LOSER BIN” Spray painted on it.

Casey: HAH! WRECKED!

Suddenly Marcellus runs or more or less waddles onto the dock with his pants around his ankles and a toilet seat stuck to his rear end.

Marcellus: YOU!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!

With the grace of a toddler learning to walk for the first time he takes a few steps before he loses his balance and falls off the dock into the dumpster below. Casey casually looked down and laughed.

Casey: Oof….. I know that had to hurt…..

Skitzo!: I think I ruptured my spleen!!!!

Marcellus: I HAVE A TOILET SEAT STUCK TO MY ASS!!!!!!!

Casey grabbed her board and smiled.

Casey: SMELL YA LATER LOOOOOOSERS!!!!

She said jumping off the dock and skating off and out of the scene.

[Solomon Graham]

We hear the electronic sounds of Deadmau5’s “Professional Griefers” and out comes “Stunning” Ryan Graham, to a somewhat mixed reaction. A mix of cheers from people who respect his wrestling ability, and boos from people who hate him for who he is. Ryan simply smirks and turns his attention to his opponent, who is awaiting him in the ring. On the way down, fans are holding out their hands for Ryan to slap.

He goes to slap a few hands, but then pulls away at the last second, eliciting boos from the fans and putting a cocky smile on Ryan’s face in the process. He then arrives at ringside, where he leaps up onto the ring apron looking out at the people, who are now fully against him. He smiles an arrogant smile while wiping his feet on the apron and shaking his head as he steps through the ropes, as he steps between the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle. He puts his hands on his hips and shakes his head, while looking out at the people. He then leaps back down and looks over at his opponent.


“Skeleton Key” plays over the PA system and we hear these words open the song...

"In another life, another place... there was a shadow without a face.

I could see... the survivors, were few...

Memories to which I cling, things I do and songs I sing...

They all... bring me back, to you..."

Then, after the intro ends and we hit the chorus, out from the curtain comes Solomon Graham, to nothing but cheers and applause. We see that Solomon has a roll of white hockey tape in his left hand, but soon he transfers the roll of tape to the other hand, before slowly raising it high in the air (to a massive pop, of course). He puts his hands on his hips before smirking and shaking his head in disbelief. After all he’s been through, all the grief and turmoil, and especially those devastating losses… the fans remain loyal to him. He then proceeds to take a strip of tape from the roll and wrap his right wrist up in tape.

After wrapping it in about five layers of tape, he then turns it diagonally and proceeds to also wrap his knuckles in tape as well, all the while slowly and methodically walking towards the ring. He then bites the tape in two, wrapping the strip still connected to the roll back on and wrapping the strip attached to him around the knuckle, before driving his right hand directly into his open left hand and walking to the ring, on the way stopping to play to the fans, letting them know that they are “ENTIRELY too quiet!!” before pumping them up.

Once we hear some noise from them, he yells once again: “C’MON, I CAN’T FUCKIN’ HEAR YA!!!!” at which point the roof blows off the place. He then climbs the ring steps onto the apron, before wiping his feet. He then steps into the ring, gets into his corner and stares across at his opponent.

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
The following contest is your main event of the evening, and it will be contested under “I Quit” rules!!! Introducing first, wrestling out of Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 220 lbs, he is The Silver Standard of Donovan Dusk’s order... “STUNNING” RYAAAAAAN GRAAAAHAM!!!!!

Ryan cracks his neck, as he gets booed by the fans.

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
And his opponent, from Scarborough, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 223 lbs, he is the owner of the Fullmetal Wrestling Alliance and “The Paragon Of Professional Wrestling”... SOLOMOOOOON GRAAAAHAM!!!!!

At the sound of his name, Solomon’s eyes narrow on his brother and the fans go wild for him.

Edgar Brown checks in with both men… but before he can, the two run at each other and starting throwin’ potatoes (reckless shoot punches)!!! Edgar decides to just start the match!

DING DING DING

Main Event
“I Quit” Match
“Stunning” Ryan Graham vs. Solomon Graham
If Solomon loses: Donovan Dusk gains full control over FWA and Solomon’s contract will be terminated
If Ryan loses: A clause in his contract will be enacted that will force him into retirement, and he will not be allowed to wrestle anywhere else
Official: Edgar Brown

Solomon and Ryan do nothing except brawl for the first bit of this match, slamming and throwing each other in the ring and around the ringside area, attempting to get the other to quit… but much like their previous “I Quit” encounter (this time with the roles being reversed), the brother on the receiving end of the punishment (Solomon) refuses to quit, stating “You’ll have to KILL me in order to get me to quit!!!”

As soon as Sol says that, Ryan does his damndest to kill him… but Solomon keeps getting up… and he keeps his promise from earlier, tackling Ryan to the ground and hard-waying him until he’s busted open!! Then, Solomon goes on the offensive, beating Ryan to such a pulp that he can hardly see, and Edgar asks him.

“Ryan… do you wanna quit?!”

Ryan simply looks at him…

“You can take quitting and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!! I will NEVER quit!!!”

And the two brothers continue to fight…

The end comes when Donovan Dusk comes down to ringside, timidly as he doesn’t want to incur the wrath of Solomon… but he soon straightens up… and he THROWS THE TOWEL IN ON BEHALF OF RYAN!!!! The minute Edgar sees this, he has no choice but to call for the bell and declare the match over with.

DING DING DING

::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
The winner of this match, as a result of forfeit, SOLOMON GRAHAM!!!!

Solomon looks around, confused… before noticing what happened as Donovan slides into the ring… before putting the boots to Ryan, as he’s been doing all night to various wrestlers… but as he starts, Solomon SMACKS him upside the head, pulls him in and NAILS him with the SNB (Leaping Piledriver), before helping his brother to his feet and dusting him off. Solomon calls for a mic, as tears start to come into his eyes. His voice shakes as he speaks.

:::SOLOMON GRAHAM:::
Ryan… all the shit that you’ve pulled has been unforgivable, and all the shit that I’ve pulled on you has been unforgivable… It's gonna take a long time to repair our relationship for the better, but I’m willing to try. Are you?

Tears begin to pour from Ryan’s bruised and bloodied eyes, forming bloody tears that stream down his face as he nods, seemingly signalling that he’s willing to try.

:::SOLOMON GRAHAM:::
Okay… I’m not going to enact that clause in your contract, because this wasn’t a clean victory… but I want you to leave FWA and never come back. I don’t want us to fall out again over bullshit that happens here.

Ryan nods his head again and exits the ring, leaving peacefully… maybe one day, he will come back and get his revenge on Donovan Dusk… but not anytime soon. As Ryan is heading to the back, Selena and Eddie Evans come out from the back. They both enter the ring and embrace Solomon, before leaning on his shoulder and allowing him to speak.

:::SOLOMON GRAHAM:::
Now that I’m done with my brother, I can go full steam ahead… into my next match, with Dylan Black in July! Dylan… last year, FWA vs. J-ROK, World War III… you beat me on a double cross victory, with the help of that turncoat piece of trash, Matt Noble. You weren’t responsible for it and you weren’t behind it… but it pisses me off that an amazing match between us was ruined by that bullshit!!! So… I’ve called you out, and I want that rematch! And this time, I will not lose…

At that point, he throws the mic down. Eddie slaps him on the back a few times, giving him a few words of encouragement. Both he and Selena raise Solomon’s hands, not just in victory, but also in kinship. Solomon takes a few steps towards the ropes and leans on the top rope, clearly exhausted. Eddie paces around the ring, clapping for his friend… but then, shortly after, Eddie turns and SMACKS Graham in the back of the head, taking him down!!! Eddie continues the beatdown, as Selena tries to get him to stop… but Eddie turns on her and SMACKS her down to the ground!! He then comes back to Graham, pulls him towards the middle of the ring and locks him in the Texas Cloverleaf, keeping it locked in as Graham screams and yells out in pain… and eventually, the pain is too much and he passes out!!

Eddie then paces around the ring a little bit, before picking up the mic that Graham dropped. He taps it a few times, making sure it’s still on, before speaking.

:::EDDIE EVANS:::
I am SO SICK of playing second fiddle to Solomon Graham, ALL THE GODDAMN TIME!!!! It’s time for a change… a Flawless... change… stay tuned.

From there, he throws the mic back down and exits the ring, leaving behind him the carnage in the ring. And with that carnage… we go off the air.