Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jul 1, 2021 23:33:43 GMT -5
*The police station is on high alert after the announcement that the famed Canadin serial killer, dubbed “The Holiday Horror” has indeed returned and likely horribly murdered somebody in a festive way. With all of the police running around/out of the building, Lord Dominicus decides to sneak out of the interrogation room he was previously in.*
LD: Hello? Dark Lord looking for some service? I thought Canadians were really nice and pliable….
*He quietly looks around the suddenly empty station. It would seem they didn’t consider him enough of a threat to uh….do anything about him. As he walks he finds a wall of bulletproof vests hanging for quick-access should such a thing be needed. He DominiThinks a moment before considering what his next move should be.*
LD: Hmmmmm. What would Keith Williams do in a situation like this?
*He strokes his chin.*
LD: He’d probably piss away a good chance by taking weird and stalker-ish shots at Adam Sanders despite the situation being completely unrelated to the AWF or Adam and then later wonder why he’s not being taken seriously anymore despite showing time and time again that he really hates Adam Sanders and…..pretty much nothing else.
LD: Well what would “Antiquated” Alex Turner do?
*The Double Crown champion eyes the jackets on the wall.*
LD: Hmmm, I bet that instead of seizing the opportunities life has given him, he’d instead focus on saying inflammatory things in order to trigger people he considers snowflakes- and then wonder why people don’t like him or aren’t interested in listening to his promos.
*He scratches his head.*
LD: Ok, so what would Niko do?
*Lord Dominicus looks at the camera.*
LD: HE’D SCREW ME OUT OF DOING THE THINGS I WANT! Like showing off my amazing DARK SKILLS while defending MY championship!
*Arms akimbo, Dominicus grunts, still upset about that one.*
LD: Well then, what WOULDN’T those guys do, because clearly they have no idea what they want?
*He DominiThinks. Then after a few moments grabs a vest, sliding it on.*
LD: Hey camera guy, wanna see a dead body?
Cameraman: No, not at-
*Dominicus didn’t wait for the answer and has already left. The camera operator says something that is bleeped out as a hand reaches out from behind the camera to grab another bulletproof vest and we fade out.*
