Post by Swinny on May 20, 2017 4:39:13 GMT -5
Hailing all the way from the... "Shadow Realm"...
Terry Bradshaw
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Height: 6"5
Weight: 300lbs
Description:
Terry is mentally unstable in very extreme ways. After a long successful career in the NFL, in which Terry suffered several concussions, Terry got into the professional wrestling business, and his injuries only got worse. Possibly suffering from dementia, his behavior has gradually gotten more and more insane and delusional over the years, using more obscene language as time goes by. You can't trust a thing the guy says, even though at heart he is not really a bad guy. He may be old and out of shape, but he's surprisingly quick and vicious when he wants to be.
Wrestling Style: Brawler
Finisher: Pain Train!
A massive running Power Slam!
Signature Moves:
"The Worm"
"Diving Headbutt"
[*Supermassive Black Hole* begins to blare over the speakers throughout the arena, and the crowd reacts with dead silence. After a beat, out onto the stage comes Terry Bradshaw, dressed in a black suit and, for some reason, wearing a top hat. He does a Michael Jackson-like spin on the stage, and then proceeds to moonwalk backwards down the entrance ramp. Only a few paces in, he stumbles and falls backwards. Angrily, he gets up to his feet, points to a random fan, and yells "SHOW SOME RESPECT". He then turns back towards the ring, trying to high five fans who mostly ignore him, and smiles as he tap dances the rest of the way down the ramp. He climbs into the ring, takes off his top hat, and throws it into the crowd. Nobody wants it though, and so a fan spits in the hat, then throws it back into the ring. Terry picks up the hat, looking disappointed, then puts it back on his head anyway as his music fades. ]
