Post by vastrix on Jul 7, 2021 22:45:15 GMT -5
Back in the locker room, "Guttertrash" Greg Adkins sits on a bench. He's showered, dressed, and ready to go with the XHF Phoenix championship belt on his lap. He looks down at it's reflective gold as if he were in awe.
Greg Adkins: I did it. I managed to defeat Xiaolong and keep this title for more than one match. Now to defend it against Redmond Fury at Night of Champions. It won't be easy, but neither is this.
Greg takes out his cell phone and looks at it now. He breathes in deeply and flips through his contact list until he finds the contact of "Mom". He clicks to connect and waits as the phone rings.
Mom: Hello? Gregory?
Greg Adkins: Yeah, mom. AWF is finished and I am done with Armand and the KGB. I joined the Galactic Sex Pirates and Northern Pro Wrestling. Perhaps you saw us on television.
Mom: Yes, dear. I did see that you betrayed that nice man, Armand. You know what Sticky will do to me if you betray the KGB! He'll eat me alive!
Greg Adkins: In a way that you enjoy. He's a monster that's sort of shaped like a human. He doesn't love you!
Mom: Yes, honey, but he satisfies me in a way that no mortal man can.
Greg Adkins: Because you're a big ole whore and nothing less than a donkey will satisfy you, mom!
Mom: Gregory Livingstone that is no way to talk to your mother!
Greg Adkins: I'm just telling it like it is, mom! You a big ole whore!
Mom: Oooohhh! I thought you called me old. I'm only fifteen years older than you, ya know.
Greg Adkins: I know, mom. You don’t have to rub it in. I’m going to go. If you’re staying with Sticky, give him my love. I always wanted a monster as a step-daddy.
Mom: Will do! Love you!
Greg Adkins: Love you too, mom.
Greg hangs the phone up and stands up, placing the Phoenix belt over his shoulder. He smirks.
Greg Adkins: Gus Arnold doesn’t know what he’s hired…
Greg Adkins: I did it. I managed to defeat Xiaolong and keep this title for more than one match. Now to defend it against Redmond Fury at Night of Champions. It won't be easy, but neither is this.
Greg takes out his cell phone and looks at it now. He breathes in deeply and flips through his contact list until he finds the contact of "Mom". He clicks to connect and waits as the phone rings.
Mom: Hello? Gregory?
Greg Adkins: Yeah, mom. AWF is finished and I am done with Armand and the KGB. I joined the Galactic Sex Pirates and Northern Pro Wrestling. Perhaps you saw us on television.
Mom: Yes, dear. I did see that you betrayed that nice man, Armand. You know what Sticky will do to me if you betray the KGB! He'll eat me alive!
Greg Adkins: In a way that you enjoy. He's a monster that's sort of shaped like a human. He doesn't love you!
Mom: Yes, honey, but he satisfies me in a way that no mortal man can.
Greg Adkins: Because you're a big ole whore and nothing less than a donkey will satisfy you, mom!
Mom: Gregory Livingstone that is no way to talk to your mother!
Greg Adkins: I'm just telling it like it is, mom! You a big ole whore!
Mom: Oooohhh! I thought you called me old. I'm only fifteen years older than you, ya know.
Greg Adkins: I know, mom. You don’t have to rub it in. I’m going to go. If you’re staying with Sticky, give him my love. I always wanted a monster as a step-daddy.
Mom: Will do! Love you!
Greg Adkins: Love you too, mom.
Greg hangs the phone up and stands up, placing the Phoenix belt over his shoulder. He smirks.
Greg Adkins: Gus Arnold doesn’t know what he’s hired…
