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May 25, 2017 9:52:30 GMT -5
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Post by Steve Awesome on May 25, 2017 9:52:30 GMT -5
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A man, being played by Steve Awesome, sits in a little girls room at a little tea party for two. The cute little girl pours Steve an imaginary cup of tea and he thanks her and pretends to sip it from the tiny pink cup. Just then a man and a women enter the room.They stop at the door frame out of respect for who they were looking for. The man even pulls off his hat that he had been wearing.
The Woman: “Barry.”
The woman said, cracks of stress clear in her voice. “Barry's” eyes dart right back at the couple, and they narrow with suspicion.
Barry: “What are you two doing here?”
Cut to two shipmates standing up on the deck of a small freight ship. One a new recruit, the other a grizzled vet of the cargo business.
Old Vet: “I'd say, take a good whiff of the ocean air, but I wouldn't recommended it me boy.”
The older man said with a smile.
New Kid: “Why's that?”
The younger man asks with inferring eyes.
Old Vet: “We're hauling a ton of shit!”
The old man starts to laugh at his own joke. The new kid tries to laugh along but he can't help but notice some ominous black clouds gathering in the distance.
Cut back to Barry and the man and women from earlier in a dimly lit, make shift laboratory in some abandoned warehouse. Barry is going over some documents as the couple wait, watching the words on the page run past the lenses on his eye glasses. Barry shakes his head and furrows his brow in frustration.
Barry “All these numbers......I don't know what they MEAN!”
Barry shakes his fists in distress. The lady steps forward and puts her hand on Barry's shoulder. Her soothing touch made him feel more calm.
The Woman: “I know you can do it, you are the best!”
Her hand caresses down to his pectoral muscle and stays for a moment as the two share a glance. The other man looks on with a hint of jealousy. Barry nods his head and looks back at the documents. He reads a few moments more and thats when he spotted it.
Barry: “My gawd....”
He says, his face going pale with fear.
Barry: “If these calculations are correct, there is a cargo ship hauling full septic tanks and thousands of pounds of horse and cow manure across a body of water to sell to science for experiments. And it's heading directly into an F7 storm system!”
The other guy speaks up.
The Man: “What if they collide!?”
Barry slowly removed his eye glasses.
Barry: “Something you could never even possibly fathom!”
Cut back to the cargo ship now in the middle of the F7 Super Storm! The boat is swaying back and forth often times nearly touching the water by a few feet. Some of the crew are flying off the boat and out into the water but the grizzled war vet and the new recruit keep holding on. The new recruit is crying.
New Kid: I didn't sign up to die!!!!!!
The grizzled old vet wraps his arm around the kid to try and console him.
Old Vet: Aye, but we be men of the cargo ship, my boy. Death is all we ever achieve.
Just then a crack of lightning strikes the boat and everything explodes. The camera pans back to the docks but you can see the explosion in the distance. A black SUV pulls up and out runs the man, the woman, and Barry.
The Man: We're too late....what happens now!?
Barry takes a deep breath and slowly walks over to the man and aggressively grabs him by the shirt.
Barry: Don't...you....KNOW what happens when two arbitrary things collide at a very high velocity!? As a scientist....you can't see the calamity that has transpired here!?”
The man lowers his head in shame.
Barry: They combine man! And now because we were too late to stop it, we are now dealing with something way worse then we could ever imagine.”
The woman: Like what?
Barry lets go of the man, and even fixes his shirt.
Barry: An F7 Super Storm......and a cargo ship carrying tons of fecal matter......and they were each going at super duper velocities.......If my calculations are correct.....”
He pulls his eyeglasses off in shock. He instantly starts running back to the car.
The woman: Where are you going?
Barry looks back at her, standing on the side of the car, his head above the roof.
Barry: To prepare myself for a total Shitstorm!
“Movie Critic Magazine gave it two stars!”
Cut to Barry with brown smears all over his body running through a panicked city with poop everywhere.
Barry: EVERYONE RUN THIS WAY!
Barry yells for everyone to follow him to the left and they all run left.
“If you've ever wanted to see Steve Awesome work with the Dutch, this would be your movie. - playboy magazine.”
Cut to Barry bursting through a wall and saving people trapped in an apartment complex.
Barry: EVERYONE RUN THIS WAY NOW!”
He motions to the right through the exit he just made and they follow him.
“When calling it a pile of shit, is actually a good marketing ploy – That Akward Moment When magazine”
Cut to Barry in a helicopter about to lift off with his arm out stretched towards the woman who is running toward the helicopter and away from Shitstorm!
Barry: GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!”
“Steve Awesome acts in this movie” - If you have nothing nice to say don't saying anything at all dot com.
Cut to Barry and Shitstorm who has somehow assumed the form of a face (played by Gary Busey) come face to face. Barry on a rooftop and the storm glaring at him from the sky near it. The storms voiced sounded like wind blowing.
Shitstorm: I'm going to kill you Barry Wimbledon!
Close up on Barry showing no fear.
Barry: Your Breath smells like shit!
Barry yells really loud and then rushes toward the giant ominous mass.
SHITSTORM!
Starring former professional wrestler; Steve “Awesome” Bates.
Now on DVD and Blu-Ray
A man, being played by Steve Awesome, sits in a little girls room at a little tea party for two. The cute little girl pours Steve an imaginary cup of tea and he thanks her and pretends to sip it from the tiny pink cup. Just then a man and a women enter the room.They stop at the door frame out of respect for who they were looking for. The man even pulls off his hat that he had been wearing.
The Woman: “Barry.”
The woman said, cracks of stress clear in her voice. “Barry's” eyes dart right back at the couple, and they narrow with suspicion.
Barry: “What are you two doing here?”
Cut to two shipmates standing up on the deck of a small freight ship. One a new recruit, the other a grizzled vet of the cargo business.
Old Vet: “I'd say, take a good whiff of the ocean air, but I wouldn't recommended it me boy.”
The older man said with a smile.
New Kid: “Why's that?”
The younger man asks with inferring eyes.
Old Vet: “We're hauling a ton of shit!”
The old man starts to laugh at his own joke. The new kid tries to laugh along but he can't help but notice some ominous black clouds gathering in the distance.
Cut back to Barry and the man and women from earlier in a dimly lit, make shift laboratory in some abandoned warehouse. Barry is going over some documents as the couple wait, watching the words on the page run past the lenses on his eye glasses. Barry shakes his head and furrows his brow in frustration.
Barry “All these numbers......I don't know what they MEAN!”
Barry shakes his fists in distress. The lady steps forward and puts her hand on Barry's shoulder. Her soothing touch made him feel more calm.
The Woman: “I know you can do it, you are the best!”
Her hand caresses down to his pectoral muscle and stays for a moment as the two share a glance. The other man looks on with a hint of jealousy. Barry nods his head and looks back at the documents. He reads a few moments more and thats when he spotted it.
Barry: “My gawd....”
He says, his face going pale with fear.
Barry: “If these calculations are correct, there is a cargo ship hauling full septic tanks and thousands of pounds of horse and cow manure across a body of water to sell to science for experiments. And it's heading directly into an F7 storm system!”
The other guy speaks up.
The Man: “What if they collide!?”
Barry slowly removed his eye glasses.
Barry: “Something you could never even possibly fathom!”
Cut back to the cargo ship now in the middle of the F7 Super Storm! The boat is swaying back and forth often times nearly touching the water by a few feet. Some of the crew are flying off the boat and out into the water but the grizzled war vet and the new recruit keep holding on. The new recruit is crying.
New Kid: I didn't sign up to die!!!!!!
The grizzled old vet wraps his arm around the kid to try and console him.
Old Vet: Aye, but we be men of the cargo ship, my boy. Death is all we ever achieve.
Just then a crack of lightning strikes the boat and everything explodes. The camera pans back to the docks but you can see the explosion in the distance. A black SUV pulls up and out runs the man, the woman, and Barry.
The Man: We're too late....what happens now!?
Barry takes a deep breath and slowly walks over to the man and aggressively grabs him by the shirt.
Barry: Don't...you....KNOW what happens when two arbitrary things collide at a very high velocity!? As a scientist....you can't see the calamity that has transpired here!?”
The man lowers his head in shame.
Barry: They combine man! And now because we were too late to stop it, we are now dealing with something way worse then we could ever imagine.”
The woman: Like what?
Barry lets go of the man, and even fixes his shirt.
Barry: An F7 Super Storm......and a cargo ship carrying tons of fecal matter......and they were each going at super duper velocities.......If my calculations are correct.....”
He pulls his eyeglasses off in shock. He instantly starts running back to the car.
The woman: Where are you going?
Barry looks back at her, standing on the side of the car, his head above the roof.
Barry: To prepare myself for a total Shitstorm!
“Movie Critic Magazine gave it two stars!”
Cut to Barry with brown smears all over his body running through a panicked city with poop everywhere.
Barry: EVERYONE RUN THIS WAY!
Barry yells for everyone to follow him to the left and they all run left.
“If you've ever wanted to see Steve Awesome work with the Dutch, this would be your movie. - playboy magazine.”
Cut to Barry bursting through a wall and saving people trapped in an apartment complex.
Barry: EVERYONE RUN THIS WAY NOW!”
He motions to the right through the exit he just made and they follow him.
“When calling it a pile of shit, is actually a good marketing ploy – That Akward Moment When magazine”
Cut to Barry in a helicopter about to lift off with his arm out stretched towards the woman who is running toward the helicopter and away from Shitstorm!
Barry: GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!”
“Steve Awesome acts in this movie” - If you have nothing nice to say don't saying anything at all dot com.
Cut to Barry and Shitstorm who has somehow assumed the form of a face (played by Gary Busey) come face to face. Barry on a rooftop and the storm glaring at him from the sky near it. The storms voiced sounded like wind blowing.
Shitstorm: I'm going to kill you Barry Wimbledon!
Close up on Barry showing no fear.
Barry: Your Breath smells like shit!
Barry yells really loud and then rushes toward the giant ominous mass.
SHITSTORM!
Starring former professional wrestler; Steve “Awesome” Bates.
Now on DVD and Blu-Ray
