The Snake Podcast
May 30, 2017 15:29:28 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001), and 3 more like this
Post by Snake on May 30, 2017 15:29:28 GMT -5
We open inside of a recording studio, at least that what it looks like to start with. As we zoom out we see random junk on shelves in the background, equipment spread out on the floor and a window covered with a sheet. We are in fact inside a garage, a figure is sitting partly lit, their face consumed by the darkness, a microphone is placed in front of the shadowy figure. He lets out a sign as he leans forward towards the microphone to reveal former XHF Wrestler Snake, looking much the same yet aged.
Snake: Welcome loons and goons alike, welcome back to the Snake Podcast. Bring you the truth you need to know and the truths you don't want to hear.
Snake looks down at a clipboard nearby and flicks up the page.
Snake: Now some of you regular listens may have been hearing rumours lately and been wondering when...when you might be hearing from someone you can truly trust, someone like me...well folks lets dive in shall we.
Snake pauses.
Snake: We've all heard these rumours, whisperings in the dark, heck even blown through bellowing trumpets....the same three letters over and over again, X...H...F...
Snake pauses again in consideration.
Snake: It seems somebody is trying to get the band back together, in some poor rehash of the Blue Brother's movie. But I'm here to put you folks right. You see some time back I broke the news that my former boss, Mongo, a person who threw me off a glass structure in pursuit of his own ego, a man who would conspired against his own Gran, had departed. Yet here we have...some guy claiming to be the recently dead...are we to believe this guy? He certainly talks the talk, but really who is he fooling?
Snake glances over as the camera follows his gaze, an old poster of Mongo in his prime is hung on the wall, filled with darts.
Snake: After all we're talking about the guy who bankrupted the XHF for his own ends, ran off with the money never to be seen again, now he's back to start a new? For what? To screw his staff out of pay checks again? What's the matter, did he run out of money? Spent on lady-boys and sandcastles. Now he wants to get all your favourites back, and some less favourites, for nostalgia? No, it's all to line his pocket as it always has been.
Snake takes a sip from a cup nearby.
Snake: But you see there's one big flaw in this all, XHF ended, what some ten years ago. Well lets be fair it ended when I was put on the shelf, but it limbed on and died a painful death without its star that was Snake! But I'm getting sidetracked by my own brilliance...you see ten years is a long time. People have aged and aged badly, there's a reason you don't see the likes of Venom, Mueller or AJ...cos they're all in retirement homes off their rockers. Heck most of the others are dead, just look at Kanyon! Or rather don't as he's 6 feet under.
Snake laughs slightly at the thought, the guy who ended his XHF career originally (OOC: or so I can remember).
Snake: Who are you left with? The Scooby-doo gang, with all of them being Scrappy...and nobodies paying to see that...no what you need is true star power...somebody that can excite and thrill...someone like, I don't know...me. Too bad I'm retired...you've been listening to Snake on the Snake Podcast, we'll be back after this musical break...next up the Holland Brother with "I use to be somebody".
Fade
Snake: Welcome loons and goons alike, welcome back to the Snake Podcast. Bring you the truth you need to know and the truths you don't want to hear.
Snake looks down at a clipboard nearby and flicks up the page.
Snake: Now some of you regular listens may have been hearing rumours lately and been wondering when...when you might be hearing from someone you can truly trust, someone like me...well folks lets dive in shall we.
Snake pauses.
Snake: We've all heard these rumours, whisperings in the dark, heck even blown through bellowing trumpets....the same three letters over and over again, X...H...F...
Snake pauses again in consideration.
Snake: It seems somebody is trying to get the band back together, in some poor rehash of the Blue Brother's movie. But I'm here to put you folks right. You see some time back I broke the news that my former boss, Mongo, a person who threw me off a glass structure in pursuit of his own ego, a man who would conspired against his own Gran, had departed. Yet here we have...some guy claiming to be the recently dead...are we to believe this guy? He certainly talks the talk, but really who is he fooling?
Snake glances over as the camera follows his gaze, an old poster of Mongo in his prime is hung on the wall, filled with darts.
Snake: After all we're talking about the guy who bankrupted the XHF for his own ends, ran off with the money never to be seen again, now he's back to start a new? For what? To screw his staff out of pay checks again? What's the matter, did he run out of money? Spent on lady-boys and sandcastles. Now he wants to get all your favourites back, and some less favourites, for nostalgia? No, it's all to line his pocket as it always has been.
Snake takes a sip from a cup nearby.
Snake: But you see there's one big flaw in this all, XHF ended, what some ten years ago. Well lets be fair it ended when I was put on the shelf, but it limbed on and died a painful death without its star that was Snake! But I'm getting sidetracked by my own brilliance...you see ten years is a long time. People have aged and aged badly, there's a reason you don't see the likes of Venom, Mueller or AJ...cos they're all in retirement homes off their rockers. Heck most of the others are dead, just look at Kanyon! Or rather don't as he's 6 feet under.
Snake laughs slightly at the thought, the guy who ended his XHF career originally (OOC: or so I can remember).
Snake: Who are you left with? The Scooby-doo gang, with all of them being Scrappy...and nobodies paying to see that...no what you need is true star power...somebody that can excite and thrill...someone like, I don't know...me. Too bad I'm retired...you've been listening to Snake on the Snake Podcast, we'll be back after this musical break...next up the Holland Brother with "I use to be somebody".
Fade
