Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jul 22, 2021 20:36:50 GMT -5
*We open up inside a cafeteria. Sitting at the table are Evil and Heavymetal Borg. Standing behind them a few steps away is Mecha Goldbear III.*
: WAH! Hmmph! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
: Say it again!
: WAH! Yah! GOOD GOD YA'LL WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
: Analysis completed - on the topic of "WAH!" ..... no data found. Conclusion - Wah has no discernible purpose.
: Er ... we'll work on your rhythm and timing servos after we defeat these gross impostors Mecha Goldbear III. But I commend the effort.
: He tried so hard and got so far.
: But in the end what REALLY matters is how proficient we can be at out running these monstrosities and finding treasure.
: In search of new life and a new hope, OH but there were some who couldn't cope. And they spent their life in search of fool's gold!
: These mushroom maniacs don't seem to comprehend that their hunt for gold will end in PITIFUL FAILURE! For we will be walking out with the booty! And the bounty! And then the tag team gold! And with it we will ensure this timeline brings us back to ... THE AFTERWARD!
: Doing HARD TIME!
: I agree it will be most difficult. These two do have some evil credentials.
: They got a bad reputation. That's the word out on the town. It gives a certain fascination. But it can only bring them down!
: Yes after all they only have a reputation for mischief and troublemaking. We are CONQUERORS! We are evil! We have it in my name even! Nobody is more evil than I, not Wario, not Waluigi, not Venom!
: Assessment - Wario ... combination of japanese word Waru and Italian first name Mario. Waluigi, Waru plus Italian name Luigi. Conclusion. These two are evil Mario and evil Luigi.
: How pathetic, they are too ashamed to just up and call themselves evil then they want to tell me how to do the very same? I think it's high time we flushed these plumber wannabes and took this annihilator tournament to ... THE AFTERWARD! After all the next round takes place in a prison and who belongs in that prison more than EVIL BORG!?
: Retort - Child murderers?
: WOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
: MGB3 analyze that final scene ... what was that mushroom man and what exactly are they doing with that hip motion???
: ...... Do it like they do on the discovery channel ...
*MGB3 begins to explain to Evil who reacts in disgust as HM smartly shuts the camera.*
: WAH! Hmmph! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!: Say it again!: WAH! Yah! GOOD GOD YA'LL WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?: Analysis completed - on the topic of "WAH!" ..... no data found. Conclusion - Wah has no discernible purpose.: Er ... we'll work on your rhythm and timing servos after we defeat these gross impostors Mecha Goldbear III. But I commend the effort.: He tried so hard and got so far.: But in the end what REALLY matters is how proficient we can be at out running these monstrosities and finding treasure.: In search of new life and a new hope, OH but there were some who couldn't cope. And they spent their life in search of fool's gold!: These mushroom maniacs don't seem to comprehend that their hunt for gold will end in PITIFUL FAILURE! For we will be walking out with the booty! And the bounty! And then the tag team gold! And with it we will ensure this timeline brings us back to ... THE AFTERWARD!: Doing HARD TIME!: I agree it will be most difficult. These two do have some evil credentials.: They got a bad reputation. That's the word out on the town. It gives a certain fascination. But it can only bring them down!: Yes after all they only have a reputation for mischief and troublemaking. We are CONQUERORS! We are evil! We have it in my name even! Nobody is more evil than I, not Wario, not Waluigi, not Venom!: Assessment - Wario ... combination of japanese word Waru and Italian first name Mario. Waluigi, Waru plus Italian name Luigi. Conclusion. These two are evil Mario and evil Luigi.: How pathetic, they are too ashamed to just up and call themselves evil then they want to tell me how to do the very same? I think it's high time we flushed these plumber wannabes and took this annihilator tournament to ... THE AFTERWARD! After all the next round takes place in a prison and who belongs in that prison more than EVIL BORG!?: Retort - Child murderers?: WOOOOOOOOOOOOP!: MGB3 analyze that final scene ... what was that mushroom man and what exactly are they doing with that hip motion???: ...... Do it like they do on the discovery channel ...*MGB3 begins to explain to Evil who reacts in disgust as HM smartly shuts the camera.*
