Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jul 22, 2021 20:49:07 GMT -5
*We open our scene in the basement of the XHF Headquarters in Minneapolis, MN. The timestamp says January 14, 2019 We see a man with a TV on sitting on an armchair being a lazy schmuck. He is watching a report on the XHF Network about the supposed deaths of the XHF’s Legendary tag champs the Guns. Suddenly and with violent force the door is kicked open and the lights clicked on. Standing in the doorway is Techno, Nano, Mini, and Xtreme Trons! The man in the chair leaps up and turns to pose at them. It’s everyone’s favorite tron leader SHOGUN TRON!*
: OH MY GOD, GOD-LIKE DEITY, OR PURE LUCK FOR ATHEISTS! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS INTRUSION!? I am nursing my injuries from being beaten half to death by both Jackson Steele and then Duke Kosloff!
: Oh it is just horrible news Shogun! This is the second time since you returned to active duty here in … THE PAST … that we have had to symbolically send off a teammate!
: It’s … it’s Saber-Tron sir. He’s … gone! We can’t find him anywhere, he isn’t out training, off stalking the Borgs, lost in the time stream or back in … THE FUTURE … getting more hyper beer!
: I was wondering why our stores of that were low …
: Not the time dude. He’s dead. You’re watching the news report right …
: VALIANT SABER HAS GONE MISSING??? Men this is a call to action!
: Are you really doing this? This is our friend can the costume stuff mayb…
: No Mini I know, you are heartbroken, he was your best friend on the team. But he can’t just be dead. Trons can only be killed by great outside circumstances! Or by themselves from an even more far flung … FUTURE … … FUTURE!!! … No this is the devilish work of the Borgs for sure. They must have captured him and are now interrogating him, trying to brainwash him … or … no …
: … Using him to power an infinite energy engine for Mecha-Goldbear III! THEIR EVIL KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
: I’m … I’m gonna go. I’m gonna honor our friend not be beholden to whatever grief insanity has befallen all y’all.
*Mini walks out pulling at his helmet as he passes the door. Shogun bounds after him to comfort his friend but when he turns the corner there is no Mini-Tron. Down the hall is Mini Man-Go walking away but no tron in sight.*
: I say, miniature friend of Mongo the Destroyer have you seen a tron about your height go by here?
*Mini Man-Go glares at him then walks away*
: Tongue-tied. He too obviously is sad. Probably for the ratings the network has lost since Venom, Mueller, and Goldbear II were killed. A one-armed Magnus, Pagnus, an undead Goldbear, and some guest cameos just aren’t enough to hold the viewers anymore. This may be the first time Mongo has ever missed James Mueller …
*The TRON-PHONE in the lair rings behind him and he turns to the screen*
: Hey guys, Mongo is too busy partying and dancing about no more GUNS to cameo in this promo but he told me to laugh in your faces at that comment then hang up.
*Bongo hangs up*
: What an odd way to grieve … no matter! It is up to us to find out what really happened to Saber-Tron and it means we have to get close to and thwart the Borgs yet again! What are they up to my friends?
: Well there is the XHF Global Superevent Supremacy being held on international waters on Mongo’s private boat next Sunday. And both Heavymetal-Borg and Mecha-Goldbear III are entered in a Bull-Nanza battle royale.
: OH MY GOD, GOD-LIKE DEITY, MAD TITAN HYPERION DEITY, PURE LUCK FOR ATHEISTS OR PURE NOTHINGNESS FOR NIHILISTS! AN OPPORTUNITY! Gentlemen, I am coming out of my self-imposed retirement from injuries at the hands of Duke Kosloff to enter the battle royale and stop the Borgs from gaining any momentum. And this time I do it not for … THE FUTURE! … but for … MY FRIEND~
: Yeah um … sign-ups are closed for that.
: Well then I had better insert myself shouldn’t I!?
*The timestamp in the corner now says 7:00PM January 15, 2019. We are in the gym that formerly belonged to Venom in Atlanta, Georgia. There we see Shogun, Xtreme, Techno, and Nano all stationed in a hallway watching a room around a corner where lights are on and sounds come from inside that sound like mechanical repairs being done.*
: *muffled through the door* ZOUNDS! We are almost complete. These new modifications should ensure that you and MGB3 completely DOMINATE that rumble match!
: *muffled through the door* You got the touch! You got the power!!!
: *muffled through the door* Power reserves at 250% and holding. New battery and connections functioning at peak efficiency. Capacitors ready for overcharge. Ready to dispense *zzzt* MASSIVE HUGS *zzzt* and *zzt* ROBO LOVE *zzt* to everyone in the battle royale.
: *muffled through door* So close. Heavymetal go get us some free sodas from Venom’s personal office so we can maintain OUR evil energies!
: *muffled through the door* Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew. Code Monkey very simple man!
*The door opens then closes and down the hall walks Heavymetal-Borg. He is bouncing in his step as he rocks out to silent music in his twisted head. Suddenly the trons leap out and pose in front of him!*
: HALT FOUL VILLAIN! In the name of … THE FUTURE … and for the good of our friend we will ...
*HM however has been wrestling pretty much since he returned and just charges and clobbers Xtreme with a running forearm and then a belly to belly overhead suplex. He howls and headbangs as Nano jumps in. He dodges a few flashy kicks and strikes before trapping his arms and hitting the Headbanger’s Ball. Nano stumbles backwards and falls to a seated position. He sprays Techno with the Purple Haze which clouds his visor then kicks him. He sets him up for the Motley Crue-cifix but Shogun rolls in and hits a rolling headbutt to the gut. He clears Techno and then hits a flurry of strikes to the Borg brawler before planting him to the concrete with the Shogun Fury! He pulls out his FUTURE BLASTER and spins the chamber before turning it on HM. The Borg slowly stands but the gun fires … an old timey record player/phonograph. It is playing opera music and the Borg grabs his ears and crumples to the ground in agony. His powers have been completely drained. The trons put duck tape over where his mouth would be on his … cloth … head … face … and tie him up using ropes Shogun shoots from his blaster. They then cart him off from the gym. Evil peaks his head out to the empty hallways.*
: Heavymetal? Have you got the sodas? … Are you being captured right now? Say something if you want Mecha-Goldbear III and I to avenge you … *crickets* … he must have gone off to a concert. BACK TO MY EVIL PLANS!
*The timestamp now says January 17, 2019 5:00PM Central time. We see Heavymetal tied to a chair in the center of the tron lair with headphones super glued to his head playing opera and classical music on a nonstop loop. Shogun is on the TRON PHONE in the lair.*
: So Bongo that is why I will be replacing HM Borg in the match. He clearly wants me to. He is here asking for me to take his place! It must be so. I need to stop MGB3 and win this match to find out the truth about what happened to Saber-tron. I beg of you to officially add me instead of HM into the Bull-nanza battle royal!
: Ok but you better research your opponents. Mongo says it’s ok and since Dunne only wanted a fight I doubt he’d mind.
: So true old friend. I will surely talk about the non-Borgs in the next promo. After all we never blow our load in one!
*silence*
: I miss Mini’s insultingly snide remarks … But alas I will avenge his disappearance too! At Supremacy, the tron commander is back in stride and victory is all but assured!
*Fade out*
: OH MY GOD, GOD-LIKE DEITY, OR PURE LUCK FOR ATHEISTS! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS INTRUSION!? I am nursing my injuries from being beaten half to death by both Jackson Steele and then Duke Kosloff!: Oh it is just horrible news Shogun! This is the second time since you returned to active duty here in … THE PAST … that we have had to symbolically send off a teammate!: It’s … it’s Saber-Tron sir. He’s … gone! We can’t find him anywhere, he isn’t out training, off stalking the Borgs, lost in the time stream or back in … THE FUTURE … getting more hyper beer!: I was wondering why our stores of that were low …: Not the time dude. He’s dead. You’re watching the news report right …: VALIANT SABER HAS GONE MISSING??? Men this is a call to action!: Are you really doing this? This is our friend can the costume stuff mayb…: No Mini I know, you are heartbroken, he was your best friend on the team. But he can’t just be dead. Trons can only be killed by great outside circumstances! Or by themselves from an even more far flung … FUTURE … … FUTURE!!! … No this is the devilish work of the Borgs for sure. They must have captured him and are now interrogating him, trying to brainwash him … or … no …: … Using him to power an infinite energy engine for Mecha-Goldbear III! THEIR EVIL KNOWS NO BOUNDS!: I’m … I’m gonna go. I’m gonna honor our friend not be beholden to whatever grief insanity has befallen all y’all.*Mini walks out pulling at his helmet as he passes the door. Shogun bounds after him to comfort his friend but when he turns the corner there is no Mini-Tron. Down the hall is Mini Man-Go walking away but no tron in sight.*
: I say, miniature friend of Mongo the Destroyer have you seen a tron about your height go by here?*Mini Man-Go glares at him then walks away*
: Tongue-tied. He too obviously is sad. Probably for the ratings the network has lost since Venom, Mueller, and Goldbear II were killed. A one-armed Magnus, Pagnus, an undead Goldbear, and some guest cameos just aren’t enough to hold the viewers anymore. This may be the first time Mongo has ever missed James Mueller …*The TRON-PHONE in the lair rings behind him and he turns to the screen*
: Hey guys, Mongo is too busy partying and dancing about no more GUNS to cameo in this promo but he told me to laugh in your faces at that comment then hang up.*Bongo hangs up*
: What an odd way to grieve … no matter! It is up to us to find out what really happened to Saber-Tron and it means we have to get close to and thwart the Borgs yet again! What are they up to my friends?: Well there is the XHF Global Superevent Supremacy being held on international waters on Mongo’s private boat next Sunday. And both Heavymetal-Borg and Mecha-Goldbear III are entered in a Bull-Nanza battle royale.: OH MY GOD, GOD-LIKE DEITY, MAD TITAN HYPERION DEITY, PURE LUCK FOR ATHEISTS OR PURE NOTHINGNESS FOR NIHILISTS! AN OPPORTUNITY! Gentlemen, I am coming out of my self-imposed retirement from injuries at the hands of Duke Kosloff to enter the battle royale and stop the Borgs from gaining any momentum. And this time I do it not for … THE FUTURE! … but for … MY FRIEND~: Yeah um … sign-ups are closed for that.: Well then I had better insert myself shouldn’t I!?*The timestamp in the corner now says 7:00PM January 15, 2019. We are in the gym that formerly belonged to Venom in Atlanta, Georgia. There we see Shogun, Xtreme, Techno, and Nano all stationed in a hallway watching a room around a corner where lights are on and sounds come from inside that sound like mechanical repairs being done.*
: *muffled through the door* ZOUNDS! We are almost complete. These new modifications should ensure that you and MGB3 completely DOMINATE that rumble match!: *muffled through the door* You got the touch! You got the power!!!: *muffled through the door* Power reserves at 250% and holding. New battery and connections functioning at peak efficiency. Capacitors ready for overcharge. Ready to dispense *zzzt* MASSIVE HUGS *zzzt* and *zzt* ROBO LOVE *zzt* to everyone in the battle royale.: *muffled through door* So close. Heavymetal go get us some free sodas from Venom’s personal office so we can maintain OUR evil energies!: *muffled through the door* Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew. Code Monkey very simple man!*The door opens then closes and down the hall walks Heavymetal-Borg. He is bouncing in his step as he rocks out to silent music in his twisted head. Suddenly the trons leap out and pose in front of him!*
: HALT FOUL VILLAIN! In the name of … THE FUTURE … and for the good of our friend we will ...*HM however has been wrestling pretty much since he returned and just charges and clobbers Xtreme with a running forearm and then a belly to belly overhead suplex. He howls and headbangs as Nano jumps in. He dodges a few flashy kicks and strikes before trapping his arms and hitting the Headbanger’s Ball. Nano stumbles backwards and falls to a seated position. He sprays Techno with the Purple Haze which clouds his visor then kicks him. He sets him up for the Motley Crue-cifix but Shogun rolls in and hits a rolling headbutt to the gut. He clears Techno and then hits a flurry of strikes to the Borg brawler before planting him to the concrete with the Shogun Fury! He pulls out his FUTURE BLASTER and spins the chamber before turning it on HM. The Borg slowly stands but the gun fires … an old timey record player/phonograph. It is playing opera music and the Borg grabs his ears and crumples to the ground in agony. His powers have been completely drained. The trons put duck tape over where his mouth would be on his … cloth … head … face … and tie him up using ropes Shogun shoots from his blaster. They then cart him off from the gym. Evil peaks his head out to the empty hallways.*
: Heavymetal? Have you got the sodas? … Are you being captured right now? Say something if you want Mecha-Goldbear III and I to avenge you … *crickets* … he must have gone off to a concert. BACK TO MY EVIL PLANS!*The timestamp now says January 17, 2019 5:00PM Central time. We see Heavymetal tied to a chair in the center of the tron lair with headphones super glued to his head playing opera and classical music on a nonstop loop. Shogun is on the TRON PHONE in the lair.*
: So Bongo that is why I will be replacing HM Borg in the match. He clearly wants me to. He is here asking for me to take his place! It must be so. I need to stop MGB3 and win this match to find out the truth about what happened to Saber-tron. I beg of you to officially add me instead of HM into the Bull-nanza battle royal!: Ok but you better research your opponents. Mongo says it’s ok and since Dunne only wanted a fight I doubt he’d mind.: So true old friend. I will surely talk about the non-Borgs in the next promo. After all we never blow our load in one!*silence*
: I miss Mini’s insultingly snide remarks … But alas I will avenge his disappearance too! At Supremacy, the tron commander is back in stride and victory is all but assured!*Fade out*
