Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jul 22, 2021 20:49:49 GMT -5
*The scene opens up in a basement bunker. It looks like it has been long inactive. There are cobwebs in the corners and dust on the floors. There are no footprints marring the perfect gray covering on the floor. The camera shows security camera footage and clicks back and forth between a few hallways and a few rooms. Suddenly red lights begin flashing and an alarm begins blaring! What is this? An emergency??*
SPEAKER: "ALERT ALERT EMERGENCY! ALERT ALERT! ACTION REQUIRED! RECALLING ... RECALLING ...."
*As the siren blares what looks to be two well maintained ... cardboard boxes that probably held some large furniture delivery ... begin to stir. Shaking .... smoke emanates from them. The door of the first one opens up and a purple clad warrior falls out of it and lands on one knee on the floor. He looks around then to the other box which bursts open with force and a black, gray and red clad figure somersaults out lands on his knee and immediately strikes a heroic pose!!*
: OH MY GOD, GOD-LIKE DEITY OR PURE LUCK FOR ATHEISTS! ... We have been recalled to THE PRESENT which is of course our THE PAST from THE FUTURE!!!!
*An ad asking you to buy tron merchandise has a banner over the bottom of the screen. As Shogun-Tron gets to his feet he sprints to a laptop and begins tapping away.*
: I don't understand Shogun, the team of Trons in Training we left here should have been able to maintain this timeline's safety so we could return to THE FUTURE! Why have we been sent back? The Borgs are pretty hapless and ever since we realized the whole many worlds theory thing has to be true since for them to exist in THE PAST both our timelines must exist they really haven't felt ... threatening. I mean Gold Borg has reformed completely and I'm pretty sure that robot bear wants them dead.
: I don't know Techno. I am trying to see what could be too much for our TiTs to handle! Oh no ... it appears we have been inserted into a tag team match for the safety of ... THE FUTURE!!!! But how could we be? Who signed us up?
*A face appears on the screen.*
: Oh hey guys, good to see you back. I found something that looked like fun so I signed you up!
: Bongo! Of course! Who else would know of what perils might endanger Mongo than his best friend and secretary.
: No it just looked like fu... SECRETARY!? What did you guys do in THE FUTURE????
: No time for that now Bongo! We have to finish our task and get back to THE FUTURE to finish the screenplay adaptation of the epic memoriam to our fallen friend Lazor! He was so cool. Unlike you. *wipes a tear from his eye*
: HEY I ...
*Shogun turns off the screen and begins researching before he jumps back knocking his chair over and poses heroically!*
: GASP! SHOCK HORROR AND AWESTRUCK EXPRESSIONS! It is ... the SKY Force!! I never knew this day would come. The SKY Force are the most evil entity the history books speak of. Meant to bring about the destruction and subjugation of the XHF Network for their nefarious ends!
: No ... not the Star Killing Yodelers!!!!
: THE VERY SAME! They aim to form an army to destroy all the XHF Stars with their ghastly yodels ... OF DESTRUCTION!!! For nostalgic purposes we must prevent this from occuring. Only by defeating them can we save THE FUTURE and prevent Mongo from being killed by bad yodels! And so help us God, God-like Deity or Pure Luck ... if Nelly manages to get near them it could bring about the very same GRISLY HORRIFIC BLOODY END that Lazor died to prevent!!! COME TECHNO! We must away and stop them before they get a footing! TO VICTORY!!!
*They sprint out of the tron lair*
SPEAKER: "ALERT ALERT EMERGENCY! ALERT ALERT! ACTION REQUIRED! RECALLING ... RECALLING ...."
*As the siren blares what looks to be two well maintained ... cardboard boxes that probably held some large furniture delivery ... begin to stir. Shaking .... smoke emanates from them. The door of the first one opens up and a purple clad warrior falls out of it and lands on one knee on the floor. He looks around then to the other box which bursts open with force and a black, gray and red clad figure somersaults out lands on his knee and immediately strikes a heroic pose!!*
: OH MY GOD, GOD-LIKE DEITY OR PURE LUCK FOR ATHEISTS! ... We have been recalled to THE PRESENT which is of course our THE PAST from THE FUTURE!!!!
*An ad asking you to buy tron merchandise has a banner over the bottom of the screen. As Shogun-Tron gets to his feet he sprints to a laptop and begins tapping away.*
: I don't understand Shogun, the team of Trons in Training we left here should have been able to maintain this timeline's safety so we could return to THE FUTURE! Why have we been sent back? The Borgs are pretty hapless and ever since we realized the whole many worlds theory thing has to be true since for them to exist in THE PAST both our timelines must exist they really haven't felt ... threatening. I mean Gold Borg has reformed completely and I'm pretty sure that robot bear wants them dead.
: I don't know Techno. I am trying to see what could be too much for our TiTs to handle! Oh no ... it appears we have been inserted into a tag team match for the safety of ... THE FUTURE!!!! But how could we be? Who signed us up?
*A face appears on the screen.*
: Oh hey guys, good to see you back. I found something that looked like fun so I signed you up!
: Bongo! Of course! Who else would know of what perils might endanger Mongo than his best friend and secretary.
: No it just looked like fu... SECRETARY!? What did you guys do in THE FUTURE????
: No time for that now Bongo! We have to finish our task and get back to THE FUTURE to finish the screenplay adaptation of the epic memoriam to our fallen friend Lazor! He was so cool. Unlike you. *wipes a tear from his eye*
: HEY I ...
*Shogun turns off the screen and begins researching before he jumps back knocking his chair over and poses heroically!*
: GASP! SHOCK HORROR AND AWESTRUCK EXPRESSIONS! It is ... the SKY Force!! I never knew this day would come. The SKY Force are the most evil entity the history books speak of. Meant to bring about the destruction and subjugation of the XHF Network for their nefarious ends!
: No ... not the Star Killing Yodelers!!!!
: THE VERY SAME! They aim to form an army to destroy all the XHF Stars with their ghastly yodels ... OF DESTRUCTION!!! For nostalgic purposes we must prevent this from occuring. Only by defeating them can we save THE FUTURE and prevent Mongo from being killed by bad yodels! And so help us God, God-like Deity or Pure Luck ... if Nelly manages to get near them it could bring about the very same GRISLY HORRIFIC BLOODY END that Lazor died to prevent!!! COME TECHNO! We must away and stop them before they get a footing! TO VICTORY!!!
*They sprint out of the tron lair*