Post by Dave D-Flipz on Aug 5, 2021 9:29:26 GMT -5
"Look at these people. Amazing how sheep will show up for the slaughter."
~Sitting in the driver's compartment of the Chemistruckinator, we see William Lastname, the driver for the Angry Mad Chemists parked across from the parking garage. Cars fly by in both directions. He looks put out by this new flow of people in the area~
"It's like they don't know there's a pandemic going on. Where are you flitting off to silly little insects? Don't you know this whole area is to be cordoned off for our grand designs? I swear it's hard to know if at this point you could break the status quo by putting poison in the water main."
~He slams his begloved fist on the dashboard~
"And our spoils of victory, the D.O.O.F. will be functionally useless in this confined arena of carbon monoxide trapping concrete and asphalt. *sigh* Chin up Billy buddy, it's gonna be bloody. Time for no mercy."
~He opens the glove compartment of the Chemistruckinator and pulls out a letter on official Evil League of Evil stationary. As he opens the letter three men dressed in cowboy outfits appear behind him to sing what he reads~
"Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse - he still controls the nation, the thoroughbred of sin.
He's finally had the chance to see the chemists win!
He's happy with these men you have endorsed as kin!
Robotics man, the chaos dude, and Doof of course!
Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse he's bad - It's time to go one further, to claim this parking lot.
This is the chance to prove you won't just blow this shot!
SO make the Bad Horse gleeful or he'll leave you to rot.
You're saddled up, there's no recourse, it's HI HO SILVER,
Signed Bad Horse!"
~The cowboys seem to disappear off the edges of the camera shot.~
"Yes, we will continue to make the world our bitch. These other teams don't understand the world we live in could be so much better, better living through chemistry!"
~He folds the letter and looks even more resolved.~
"Today the parking garage, tomorrow ... THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my evil laugh is really coming along!"
~Fade out~
~Sitting in the driver's compartment of the Chemistruckinator, we see William Lastname, the driver for the Angry Mad Chemists parked across from the parking garage. Cars fly by in both directions. He looks put out by this new flow of people in the area~
"It's like they don't know there's a pandemic going on. Where are you flitting off to silly little insects? Don't you know this whole area is to be cordoned off for our grand designs? I swear it's hard to know if at this point you could break the status quo by putting poison in the water main."
~He slams his begloved fist on the dashboard~
"And our spoils of victory, the D.O.O.F. will be functionally useless in this confined arena of carbon monoxide trapping concrete and asphalt. *sigh* Chin up Billy buddy, it's gonna be bloody. Time for no mercy."
~He opens the glove compartment of the Chemistruckinator and pulls out a letter on official Evil League of Evil stationary. As he opens the letter three men dressed in cowboy outfits appear behind him to sing what he reads~
"Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse - he still controls the nation, the thoroughbred of sin.
He's finally had the chance to see the chemists win!
He's happy with these men you have endorsed as kin!
Robotics man, the chaos dude, and Doof of course!
Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse he's bad - It's time to go one further, to claim this parking lot.
This is the chance to prove you won't just blow this shot!
SO make the Bad Horse gleeful or he'll leave you to rot.
You're saddled up, there's no recourse, it's HI HO SILVER,
Signed Bad Horse!"
~The cowboys seem to disappear off the edges of the camera shot.~
"Yes, we will continue to make the world our bitch. These other teams don't understand the world we live in could be so much better, better living through chemistry!"
~He folds the letter and looks even more resolved.~
"Today the parking garage, tomorrow ... THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my evil laugh is really coming along!"
~Fade out~
