The dirty sexy truth of what happened on Honor.

[Steve Awesome]

Backstage in the hallways, we see Steve Awesome walking from somewhere to somewhere. This is when a blonde woman runs up to him. She has a backstage pass around her neck and a name tag that says Tiffany.

Tiffany: Hi, Mr. Awesome! I’m your biggest fan! Would you sign my tit? I have a marker!

Steve looks at the amount of cleavage on display and licks his lips, lost for a moment before he discovers that she is holding out a marker.

Tiffany: Do it well and I can go straight to the tattoo parlor after the show to make it permanent!

Steve nods, looking down at the boobs. He holds out a grasping hand, wriggling his fingers.

Steve Awesome: Maybe you want to get one all the way out. So I can hold it while I write…

Tiffany giggles a little bit and slips out her left boob so that Steve can hold it with one hand while signing it with his other.

Tiffany: You do that so well, Mr. Awesome. Tell me. How are you at making babies?

Steve Awesome: I do pretty well for myself. I have two baby mommas right now. Wait, why are you asking?

Tiffany giggles as she buries a syringe into the side of Steve’s neck and presses the plunger.

Steve Awesome: What the heck? That hurrrrrrrrt.

Steve collapses to the floor.

Steve Awesome is seen in his locker room after the match packing his things. He wasn't sure what to think, or what to feel.

On one hand

he was kidnapped and taken against his will.

That's not usually supposed to happen!

He had one quizzical eyebrow and his mouth twisted into confusion as he recalled what the hell happened to him tonight…..

Steve Awesome wakes up and finds himself strapped to a table. He tries to wriggle himself out of the binds, but cannot.

Steve Awesome: Hello? Is anyone there?

“Of course there is, dahling.”

Steve is silent for a time. Who is this that just spoke again?

Steve Awesome: Tiffany?

“Guess again, dahling.”

Steve Awesome: Mommy?

Esmeralda von Krauss leans over Steve’s face, looking angry.

Esmeralda von Krauss: Enough of your unsinn! Now, you will give me what I desire the most.

Steve Awesome: The Amazon’s title? I don’t book-

Esmeralda von Krauss: A baby, you Dummkopf!

Steve looks to the side, watching as Esmeralda slowly hikes up her dress so she can reach underneath. This is really happening.

Steve Awesome: Help?

Esmeralda takes her g-string panties and shoves them into Steve’s open mouth. His eyes go wide in sudden silence as he realizes what’s in his mouth. She caresses down his chest to the growing lump in his wrestling tights. Esmeralda smiles wickedly.

Esmeralda von Krauss: I guess this little play of bondage is making you engorged. It will make things that much easier to milk you if you are thus.

Esmeralda climbs up onto the table and onto Steve Awesome. His eyes go wide as she lifts up her dress just enough to position herself over Steve’s still covered crotch. She drops her dress and begins to slowly grind against him.

Esmeralda von Krauss: Do you like that, dahling? You want more?

Steve shakes his head, but slowly nods as well. Caught somewhere between being frightened and turned on at the same time.

Steve Awesome’s lone quizzical eyebrow remained high on his head as he slowly walked down the hallway of the arena. He hugged his duffel bag close to his body as he sauntered toward the door. On the other hand, what happened to him was kinda hot.

Right?

Wasn't it?

To be honest he was having a hard time deciding. He didn't want any more baby mamas. Plus EVK is kinda gross, but tonight was hot?

Was it?

He was just really having a hard time wrapping his head around what actually happened tonight on Honor.

Esmeralda drops to the floor and spins to sweep the legs out from under D, but he backflips through the air to land his feet on either side of Steve Awesome’s pelvis.

D: You won’t be taking Steve against his will today.

Esmeralda glares at him for a time, but seems to concede.

Esmeralda von Krauss: You’ve ruined the mood anyway, dahling.

Esmeralda leaves the room and D watches the door for a moment to see if she will come rushing back. When she doesn’t come back. He jumps down to the floor and begins unstrapping Steve from the table. He sits up and takes the panties out of his mouth.

Steve Awesome: I would say thank you, but I had it under control.

D: You had it under control?

Steve Awesome: Had her right where I wanted her.

D: Hopeless…

D walks out of the room, leaving Steve alone with the panties. He looks high and low to make sure that no one else is sneaking around before giving them a quick whiff.

Steve continues to just sort of mindlessly walk out the arena. He’s looking forward but his mind is clearly on what happened and not what was in front of him. Just then, NPW Press runs up on him. Steve would have kept on walking had they not blocked his path.

“Steve. Steve? STEVE!”

Steve suddenly snaps out of his walking stupor and realizes he is in front of the cameras.

“Oh-uh-wha?”

“You had an eventful night with EVK, tonight? Care to make a comment?”

Steve thinks about it for all of zero seconds.

“Nope. Not at all. Not one bit.”

He clearly takes a second to adjust his awkward boner in his pants, by squatting down and moving it over to the other side.

Then walks right out the door.