The Best? (Ric Goon Collision Course G1 Finals RP1)

[La Familia Price]

We open up with a batters gloved left hand front and center of the shot, it pulls back and we see it belongs to Ricardo Goon.

"Imma let you know from the jump MYOJIN, that right there, that's as close to a hand shake as you are going to get from me before our match. I know it's a little tradition of yours before every match or whatever but Im tellin you and the rest of the Next Level Wrestling roster, seeing as you don't even go here, that I ain't here to take part in your traditions, your customs, rules, fuck that, fuck all of that.

What about my traditions? My customs? My rules. Yall don't want no part of that, but tough shit cuz I don't. Give. A. Fuck."

He busts out his gremlin face as he lets that sink in.

"I'm sorry, where are my manners? Hello MYOJIN, my name is Ricardo Goon, I'm one half of the greatest tag team on NLW's roster along with my brother David we are known as the Goons.

But wait there's more.

And, I know you've had your hands full dealing with the Awful Smelling Block and then a guy I already beat to get to this point in this very confusing first annual NLW G1. I was busy also, I swept my block, the Best Block, and then laid waste to someone you struggled with but also already beat…”

He shrugs.

"Dawg it don't make no sense to me either but here we are the rightful winners of each block.

And I’m glad you got past Adam I really am because, like I said before I already done beat his, ass a second time would prove no different and I’m a man who likes a challenge not an easy ride knowwhatImsayin?”

He pauses for a second.

“I noticed something also when going back and watching film of yours, I noticed you said you were here in the G1 because you wanted to prove yourself against the best Next Level Wrestling has to offer. Thing is, who you said that to makes no damn sense because Colonel Sanders there ain’t the best NLW has to offer, shit he didn't even go here till the school he did go to closed down, you want the BEST that NLW has to offer!?”

He slaps his chest with his left hand.

“WELL CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS HOMIE YOU’RE GETTING THE BEST RIGHT HERE!”

His nostrils flair for a second before he cools down.

“I'm excited dawg let me tell you, from the get this was the match up I wanted. Not because I hate you or dont under stand your lifestyle or any stupid cliche shit like that. I may not understand your lifestyle, or like the way you present yourself, but I can respect the talents behind it, like not everyone is a fan of Elton John, I’m more of a Billy Joel man myself, but you cant disrespect The Rocketman, so naw, I’m a student of the game and matchups like this. UGH Let me tell you, they make me hard as The Rock.”

He flexes his arms pretty much doing a bad Hogan impression.

“And not just because you’re the X*Crown champion, because that means something to some people I guess.”

He shrugs and rolls his eyes.

“But to me dawg? That don’t really mean shit to me. At the end of the day it just tells me you’re good at surviving the multiman clusterfucks that FUCK MONGO likes to entertain himself with.

It was actually the global title you held before that that made me take notice. The XHF JHD Title. That was when you proved yourself, that was when you were your best, one on one, as a competitor. Not some corporate puppet eating the flavor of the month cake. The tour you had the different matchups you were willing to face, some good shit right there.”

He nods in agreement with himself,

“That’s the MYOJIN I want to face in these finals, that's the one I want throwing knees at me as I try to shoot in,pick you up, and dump you on that pretty little head of your’s. The one that will try to pick apart any little bone he can get a hold of as I toss him from ring post to ring post.”

He makes the motion of throwing from one side to the other side.

“Because I’ll tell you this right now, if the MYOJIN who is too busy with the glitz and glamor he’s surrounded himself with since becoming the X*Crown champion, the one so distracted that he let a ROOKIE get a fast one on him, well that MYOJIN, that MYOJIN don’t want none of this.

That MYOJIN doesn't want the best NLW has to offer. That MYOJIN will get dumped on his head with a quickness and that MYOJIN will end up just like everyone else before him, knocked out on their back face up to the lights, Troyed beyond belief.

Aint no one prove me wrong yet and I sure as fuck aint going to let some outsider start now. Naw dawg This is NEXT LEVEL WRESTLING and come August 21st, LIVE from the Avron B Fogelman Arena in New Orleans, Louisiana. The Finals for the First Annual NLW G1 in the main event of Collision Course.

The Best is yet to come.”

He raises his left hand once again for a shake, but then quickly turns it as if he’s shooting a gun.

“BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAPPPP”