Post by Steve Awesome on Aug 21, 2021 3:41:44 GMT -5
It’s a hot night in the Awesome Household.
The lights are off and a few candles are lit to set the mood. You can’t see too much within the shadows moving around, but you can hear. Moans and groans. Kisses and giggles. Squeals of delight and squeaks from the bed springs.
“Steve, this is great.”
The voice of Zelda Knight comes through the darkness between smooches.
“We don’t get to have these moments together very often.”
Through the light of the flickering flame, you can see the shadow. You can see the petite curves of Zeldas body roll on top.
“With your job and my job and our little rug rat, it’s so hard to really have time to ourselves and be and actual adult couple for once.”
“Oooh yeah, Z. I’m having a really great time.”
“Yeah?”
The sweetness left her voice.
Then how about getting your “guy” ready for work, ya friggen idiot.”
“Oh uh sorry.”
Steve’s voice tense up.
“GimmeMinute.”
He starts to strain a bit.
“Hhhngnnn”
Suddenly a lamp flashes on and Zelda is staring at him angrily and covering her chest with the sheet.
“Uh dude what the fuck?”
Zelda flips a confused hand up. She blocks most of the view, but you can still see Steve sitting shirtless at the head of the bed staring down at himself.
“Hold on, I can get it.”
“You gonna make this happen before the kid wakes up or what?”
Steve seems to struggle for a bit but ultimately his shoulders slump. Zelda follows suit and sighs as she turns and slumps down next to him, disappointed. She does her best to make sense of the situation.
“I mean, I read online once that sometimes guys have a hard time because of something stressful happening at work.”
Steve awkwardly looks away. He silently prayed that Zelda had no idea what happened on Honor. She turns and looks at him.
“Anything weird happened on set lately?”
“Uh nope heh heh….nothing on set.”
Steve does his best to act innocent and avoid the conversation going any further. Not that he really wanted to hide it all from here, it’s just that he really didn’t even know how to explain it all if he had too. He was so confused and intrigued by the whole thing, even still. What the hell happened on Honor?
And why the hell could he not stop thinking about it?
He looks over at Zelda. He was a bit embarrassed to throw this out there, but he ultimately went for it.
“You uh….ever think about tying people up in bed?”
Zelda looks disgusted and taken aback by the question.
“What!? Eww no. That’s some weird serial killer crap. I’m not into that.”
She tilts her head.
“Are you?”
“Oh no. No. I mean…”
Steve hesitates.
“Nooo?”
Zelda looked like she was going to question further but suddenly you can hear their one year old son Ben start to cry in the other room. Zelda mutters under her breath and then gets up to tend to her child. Before she leaves she stops at the doorway and points at Steve.
“You're not off the hook. You are getting me off tonight, you asshole!
Zelda walked off irritated, but little did she know the more Steve thought about being strapped up on that table, the more Steve was going to be able to fulfill his duties. He turns and looks at himself in the mirror on the wall in full protruding lip shock.
“Bondage? Really? Who the hell knew?”
The lights are off and a few candles are lit to set the mood. You can’t see too much within the shadows moving around, but you can hear. Moans and groans. Kisses and giggles. Squeals of delight and squeaks from the bed springs.
“Steve, this is great.”
The voice of Zelda Knight comes through the darkness between smooches.
“We don’t get to have these moments together very often.”
Through the light of the flickering flame, you can see the shadow. You can see the petite curves of Zeldas body roll on top.
“With your job and my job and our little rug rat, it’s so hard to really have time to ourselves and be and actual adult couple for once.”
“Oooh yeah, Z. I’m having a really great time.”
“Yeah?”
The sweetness left her voice.
Then how about getting your “guy” ready for work, ya friggen idiot.”
“Oh uh sorry.”
Steve’s voice tense up.
“GimmeMinute.”
He starts to strain a bit.
“Hhhngnnn”
Suddenly a lamp flashes on and Zelda is staring at him angrily and covering her chest with the sheet.
“Uh dude what the fuck?”
Zelda flips a confused hand up. She blocks most of the view, but you can still see Steve sitting shirtless at the head of the bed staring down at himself.
“Hold on, I can get it.”
“You gonna make this happen before the kid wakes up or what?”
Steve seems to struggle for a bit but ultimately his shoulders slump. Zelda follows suit and sighs as she turns and slumps down next to him, disappointed. She does her best to make sense of the situation.
“I mean, I read online once that sometimes guys have a hard time because of something stressful happening at work.”
Steve awkwardly looks away. He silently prayed that Zelda had no idea what happened on Honor. She turns and looks at him.
“Anything weird happened on set lately?”
“Uh nope heh heh….nothing on set.”
Steve does his best to act innocent and avoid the conversation going any further. Not that he really wanted to hide it all from here, it’s just that he really didn’t even know how to explain it all if he had too. He was so confused and intrigued by the whole thing, even still. What the hell happened on Honor?
And why the hell could he not stop thinking about it?
He looks over at Zelda. He was a bit embarrassed to throw this out there, but he ultimately went for it.
“You uh….ever think about tying people up in bed?”
Zelda looks disgusted and taken aback by the question.
“What!? Eww no. That’s some weird serial killer crap. I’m not into that.”
She tilts her head.
“Are you?”
“Oh no. No. I mean…”
Steve hesitates.
“Nooo?”
Zelda looked like she was going to question further but suddenly you can hear their one year old son Ben start to cry in the other room. Zelda mutters under her breath and then gets up to tend to her child. Before she leaves she stops at the doorway and points at Steve.
“You're not off the hook. You are getting me off tonight, you asshole!
Zelda walked off irritated, but little did she know the more Steve thought about being strapped up on that table, the more Steve was going to be able to fulfill his duties. He turns and looks at himself in the mirror on the wall in full protruding lip shock.
“Bondage? Really? Who the hell knew?”
“HALIFAX!”
We open up on the Face of The Franchise looking only as he can look. The movie star good looks, the million dollar smile, all wrapped up with those trademark sunglasses.
“NPW is coming to town….”
He sings it.
“That means you gotta get your tickets now. Because if you do, you are gonna see yours truly, everybody’s favorite, the Blast of Class step into the ring to entertain the masses and kick alllllllll the asses.”
He stops and holds up a finger.
“But this week it’s extra important in Halifax. You see The Face of the Franchise hasn’t had the best of luck lately. I’ve been losing matches lately that, for all intents and purposes, I probably should have won.”
He shrugs.
“I could say I held back or I was sick or my partner let me down, but I’m not doing that. It’s all noise anyway. Instead, I’m coming to Halifax this week to right the ship. I’m going to get out of this losing funk and get back in the driver seat as I head toward my Openweight Title Rematch. And it all starts this week in Halifax on NPW against Billy Fowler and this new chick named Apathy.”
Steve rubs his chin.
“Now Fowler, depending on who you ask, is quite possibly the least impressive member of those intergalactic Bastards who have sex with pirates. I don’t get it. The dude is six foot eight and he somehow is less impressive then all twenty of the other “legos” in that group.”
He stops to explain.
“All the exact same and interchangeable.”
He shrugs.
“Then there’s Apathy, which is a pretty good name to describe that debut promo, honey.”
Low hanging fruit still tastes good.
“But I don’t have to care, sweetheart. That’s where my tag team partner...SHE’S ONLY MY FRIEND! NOTHING MORE…….”
He pauses.
“Just pointing that out so nobody gets the wrong idea.”
“.....EVK is going to take care of you for me.”
He smiles and nods.
“That’s right. It’s going down in Halifax this week. Steve Awesome restarts his winning ways. We’re coming for blood, we’re coming to whip dat ass. We’re going to go out there and chop down big boring giants! We’re gonna make an emo feel more pain then when The Black Parade came out. You DONT wanna miss this big Face of the Franchise stuff, people!”
He smirks.
“And that’s the Hali-facts, Jack.”
Fade.
We open up on the Face of The Franchise looking only as he can look. The movie star good looks, the million dollar smile, all wrapped up with those trademark sunglasses.
“NPW is coming to town….”
He sings it.
“That means you gotta get your tickets now. Because if you do, you are gonna see yours truly, everybody’s favorite, the Blast of Class step into the ring to entertain the masses and kick alllllllll the asses.”
He stops and holds up a finger.
“But this week it’s extra important in Halifax. You see The Face of the Franchise hasn’t had the best of luck lately. I’ve been losing matches lately that, for all intents and purposes, I probably should have won.”
He shrugs.
“I could say I held back or I was sick or my partner let me down, but I’m not doing that. It’s all noise anyway. Instead, I’m coming to Halifax this week to right the ship. I’m going to get out of this losing funk and get back in the driver seat as I head toward my Openweight Title Rematch. And it all starts this week in Halifax on NPW against Billy Fowler and this new chick named Apathy.”
Steve rubs his chin.
“Now Fowler, depending on who you ask, is quite possibly the least impressive member of those intergalactic Bastards who have sex with pirates. I don’t get it. The dude is six foot eight and he somehow is less impressive then all twenty of the other “legos” in that group.”
He stops to explain.
“All the exact same and interchangeable.”
He shrugs.
“Then there’s Apathy, which is a pretty good name to describe that debut promo, honey.”
Low hanging fruit still tastes good.
“But I don’t have to care, sweetheart. That’s where my tag team partner...SHE’S ONLY MY FRIEND! NOTHING MORE…….”
He pauses.
“Just pointing that out so nobody gets the wrong idea.”
“.....EVK is going to take care of you for me.”
He smiles and nods.
“That’s right. It’s going down in Halifax this week. Steve Awesome restarts his winning ways. We’re coming for blood, we’re coming to whip dat ass. We’re going to go out there and chop down big boring giants! We’re gonna make an emo feel more pain then when The Black Parade came out. You DONT wanna miss this big Face of the Franchise stuff, people!”
He smirks.
“And that’s the Hali-facts, Jack.”
Fade.
