🎶He's a freak, ouuuw!🎶
Aug 22, 2021 22:27:17 GMT -5
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Roy "The Sorrow" Harlowe (NJC), mosler, and 2 more like this
Post by Rob Garcia on Aug 22, 2021 22:27:17 GMT -5
Day:Saturday
Time:5:30pm
Location: LA County Fair.
Our scene opens up inside the LA County fair! Tons of family's, teens and groups of friends are out carefully enjoying themselves on this beautiful day out in Los Angeles. Through the crowd we see Rob Garcia making his way towards us, followed by Jeff Noon, who's holding a massive pink cotton candy cone and he's just going to town on it.
Rob and Jeff now stand before us acknowledging the camera crew and Rob gives a nod in approval. They slowly start to move through the carnival and the camera follows.
Rob The hood ole’ LA county fair, the highest class in the carnival world. Cus it's in LA, obviously.
Rob says with a conceited smile.
Rob Yeah, so you're probably asking yourself why would Rob Garcia make the decision to be around all those trashy people that migrate to carnivals.
He says while looking around at the patrons with a look of disgust.
Rob Well the answer is simple, to study the filth that thinks carnivals and bullshit like this is cool. You know? Like Freaky.
Jeff looks over at Rob and with a mouth full of cotton candy, blurts out.
Jeff His name is Freak’kay! Everyone pronounces it wrong, but it's actually Freak’kay!
He screams so loudly, that everyone around them takes notice of what Jeff says… They also notice that cotton candy is smashed into his face from eating it like a 3 year old child. Rob looks Jeff up and down, after a bit he just shrugs and continues.
Rob Freak’kay. Right. So this carni shyster came from dumps like this. A place where these guys try and get one over on you. And see, that's what Freak’kays whole pathetic career has been based on, being a deceitful liar. So when someone as honorable as myself or any of the ReVenants gets put in a match with this type of old timer, we have to see what makes them the way they are.
Rob says, shaking his head with disappointment.
Rob Freak’kay is on his last leg, trying to make something of himself in NPW. But with talent like The ReVenants here, your dirty tricks won't fly. And come to think of it, your high flying skills won't get you anywhere either when it comes to me. I'm the best damn
high flyer to ever step foot in the XHF!
Rob says matter-of-factly while pointing into the camera.
Rob You know what, forget XHF, all the top talent come to NPW, and when it comes to high spots, there's no better daredevil than myself, Freak'kay! And while we're talking about taking things to the sky, nows a hood of time as any to make an announcement.
Rob says with a smirk and pride in his voice.
Rob A few weeks ago my buddy Jeff pointed out that I had put on some weight. I got comfortable. But what that did was motivate me. It motivated me to lose weight, and on my weight loss journey me and Jeff started to notice the cruiserweight division was lacking excitement! So today, I'd like to announce that I am working my way to getting my weight down to 225 pounds! And join NPW’s cruiserweight division!
Rob says with determination in his voice. Jeff drops his cotton candy and starts clapping with a look showing him to be overwhelmed with happiness.
Rob It's time for the cruiserweight division to get extreme! And everyone's gonna get a sneak peak, when I take you on Freak'kay! And I show you how high, I can fly!
Jeff starts cheering for Rob, by himself. The people around them are looking at Jeff weirded out.
The scene then fades to black...
/\/\/The scene fades out\/\/\
Time:5:30pm
Location: LA County Fair.
Our scene opens up inside the LA County fair! Tons of family's, teens and groups of friends are out carefully enjoying themselves on this beautiful day out in Los Angeles. Through the crowd we see Rob Garcia making his way towards us, followed by Jeff Noon, who's holding a massive pink cotton candy cone and he's just going to town on it.
Rob and Jeff now stand before us acknowledging the camera crew and Rob gives a nod in approval. They slowly start to move through the carnival and the camera follows.
Rob The hood ole’ LA county fair, the highest class in the carnival world. Cus it's in LA, obviously.
Rob says with a conceited smile.
Rob Yeah, so you're probably asking yourself why would Rob Garcia make the decision to be around all those trashy people that migrate to carnivals.
He says while looking around at the patrons with a look of disgust.
Rob Well the answer is simple, to study the filth that thinks carnivals and bullshit like this is cool. You know? Like Freaky.
Jeff looks over at Rob and with a mouth full of cotton candy, blurts out.
Jeff His name is Freak’kay! Everyone pronounces it wrong, but it's actually Freak’kay!
He screams so loudly, that everyone around them takes notice of what Jeff says… They also notice that cotton candy is smashed into his face from eating it like a 3 year old child. Rob looks Jeff up and down, after a bit he just shrugs and continues.
Rob Freak’kay. Right. So this carni shyster came from dumps like this. A place where these guys try and get one over on you. And see, that's what Freak’kays whole pathetic career has been based on, being a deceitful liar. So when someone as honorable as myself or any of the ReVenants gets put in a match with this type of old timer, we have to see what makes them the way they are.
Rob says, shaking his head with disappointment.
Rob Freak’kay is on his last leg, trying to make something of himself in NPW. But with talent like The ReVenants here, your dirty tricks won't fly. And come to think of it, your high flying skills won't get you anywhere either when it comes to me. I'm the best damn
high flyer to ever step foot in the XHF!
Rob says matter-of-factly while pointing into the camera.
Rob You know what, forget XHF, all the top talent come to NPW, and when it comes to high spots, there's no better daredevil than myself, Freak'kay! And while we're talking about taking things to the sky, nows a hood of time as any to make an announcement.
Rob says with a smirk and pride in his voice.
Rob A few weeks ago my buddy Jeff pointed out that I had put on some weight. I got comfortable. But what that did was motivate me. It motivated me to lose weight, and on my weight loss journey me and Jeff started to notice the cruiserweight division was lacking excitement! So today, I'd like to announce that I am working my way to getting my weight down to 225 pounds! And join NPW’s cruiserweight division!
Rob says with determination in his voice. Jeff drops his cotton candy and starts clapping with a look showing him to be overwhelmed with happiness.
Rob It's time for the cruiserweight division to get extreme! And everyone's gonna get a sneak peak, when I take you on Freak'kay! And I show you how high, I can fly!
Jeff starts cheering for Rob, by himself. The people around them are looking at Jeff weirded out.
The scene then fades to black...
/\/\/The scene fades out\/\/\