Post by edwarddubin0604 on Aug 24, 2021 19:22:10 GMT -5
(Xiaolong is seen leaning against the wall of his home laughing and shaking his head after hearing about Chris Parson's promo. He continues laughing until he gets control of himself and looks into the camera.)
Xiaolong: "Oh Chris you had a chance to say something sensible whether it was trashing me or not trashing me. Yet what do you do with the time allotted for you. You just play a video of the jewelry incident and in your....ahem.....expert analysis of a crime scene. You declare it a fake incident and throw in the typical stereotypical insults just to get into my head and then."
(He sighs and shrugs his shoulders to keep from laughing.)
Xiaolong: "Have you heard of the term 'Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
(The camera nods up and down.)
Xiaolong: "Yes you heard but I was asking Chris."
(The camera shakes side to side.)
Xiaolong: "Just as I thought. I mean calling me a ninja or using ninja references as if all that happened was a bad scene in a really awful B-Movie. I thought you were better than that but then again you run with Greg Adkins of the Galactic Sex Pirates. So how's yours and their quest to pillage and plunder the NPW of it's gold going?"
(The camera shrugs and shakes side to side.)
Xiaolong: "Yeah I thought so Chris. You haven't won anything and neither have your friends though you'll claim it's just a matter of time. Then you'll try to throw that right back at me and think you're going to anger me."
(He smiles.)
Xiaolong: "Like I said 'Sticks and Stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me. Now back to this video you so claim is fake. You claim that I just looked at window displays and see a high end jewelry store and walk in and want to purchase a nice bracelet for my wife who is quite real. Oh and if she heard you say what you said to her. She would have kicked your ass real good and believe me she would have done just that and then some."
(Xiaolong laughs and shakes his head.)
Xiaolong: "That I would have loved to see. Oh and let me ask you this question Chris since you are such an expert in how to purchase jewelry and such. If you asked how much the jewelry is and that includes alterations and taxes oh and delivery costs. If the store only accepts cash which is sometimes the case. You pullout something called a money clip....Oh you don't know what that is Chris. That's what high end spenders usually use and sometimes they do carry large bills in their wallets including amounts of fifty-thousand dollars. What are they supposed to do walk in like mobsters, triad members or yakuza members with a briefcase and just open it up and take out large bills. That would be suspicious now wouldn't it....Oh wait that's normal transactions to you being you are a Galactic Sex Pirates."
He laughs and shakes his head again.)
Xiaolong: "Of course not but then again you're Chris Parsons. You're the expert on what should be done when purchasing high end items that you can't even afford even if you got lucky in the lottery or Gus Arnold gave you an advance. Now to the part where the robbery occurred which it did and the police got my statement. Yes that idiot touched my crotch which offended me because Greg Adkins did the same. I wondered if you enjoyed that when interacting with him. Anyway, I just fought back like any good citizen and took out those two violent thieves. Then again why believe me Chris it's all fake and I'm just pretending. It's just like you were pretending to be doing when you were playing play by play analyst."
(He smirks and looks into the camera.)
Xiaolong: "So once again I say 'Sticks and Stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.' Yeah keep those insults coming and try to get into my head to make me angry."
(Xiaolong goes into Incredible Hulk mode.)
Xiaolong: "DON'T MAKE HULK ANGRY! YOU NO LIKE ME WHEN ME ANGRY......RRRRRRAAAAAHHHHH! NOW HULK MAD!.........RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!"
(He bursts out laughing.)
Xiaolong: "Yeah I should do that but that will make your promo look credible and we don't want that do we Chris. Of course not. Anyway, we can settle this issue of who's right in the proper place and the proper time. In a matter of hours we're going to step into the ring and settle our little issue once and for all or will we which depends on you. Who's really faking being a wrestler. We'll find out."
(He hears a vehicle pulling up and a door opening and closing and a Man comes up with a small package.)
Delivery Man: "Package or Xiaolong."
Xiaolong: "That's me."
Delivery Man: "Sign here please."
Xiaolong: "Here's your tip."
(Xiaolong signs and hands him a generous tip.)
Delivery Man: "Thanks Xiaolong."
Xiaolong: "Thank you for the efficient delivery service."
(The Delivery Man tips his cap and leaves as Xiaolong opens the package and opens the gift box to reveal the necklace he bought and had altered.)
Xiaolong: "Such a work of art by the best jewelry people, but then again Chris you think it's a fake and not to be taken at face value. Like I said 'Sticks and Stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. In the end it's going to hurt you."
(Xiaolong laughs and goes into his home as the scene slowly fades to black.)
Xiaolong: "Oh Chris you had a chance to say something sensible whether it was trashing me or not trashing me. Yet what do you do with the time allotted for you. You just play a video of the jewelry incident and in your....ahem.....expert analysis of a crime scene. You declare it a fake incident and throw in the typical stereotypical insults just to get into my head and then."
(He sighs and shrugs his shoulders to keep from laughing.)
Xiaolong: "Have you heard of the term 'Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
(The camera nods up and down.)
Xiaolong: "Yes you heard but I was asking Chris."
(The camera shakes side to side.)
Xiaolong: "Just as I thought. I mean calling me a ninja or using ninja references as if all that happened was a bad scene in a really awful B-Movie. I thought you were better than that but then again you run with Greg Adkins of the Galactic Sex Pirates. So how's yours and their quest to pillage and plunder the NPW of it's gold going?"
(The camera shrugs and shakes side to side.)
Xiaolong: "Yeah I thought so Chris. You haven't won anything and neither have your friends though you'll claim it's just a matter of time. Then you'll try to throw that right back at me and think you're going to anger me."
(He smiles.)
Xiaolong: "Like I said 'Sticks and Stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me. Now back to this video you so claim is fake. You claim that I just looked at window displays and see a high end jewelry store and walk in and want to purchase a nice bracelet for my wife who is quite real. Oh and if she heard you say what you said to her. She would have kicked your ass real good and believe me she would have done just that and then some."
(Xiaolong laughs and shakes his head.)
Xiaolong: "That I would have loved to see. Oh and let me ask you this question Chris since you are such an expert in how to purchase jewelry and such. If you asked how much the jewelry is and that includes alterations and taxes oh and delivery costs. If the store only accepts cash which is sometimes the case. You pullout something called a money clip....Oh you don't know what that is Chris. That's what high end spenders usually use and sometimes they do carry large bills in their wallets including amounts of fifty-thousand dollars. What are they supposed to do walk in like mobsters, triad members or yakuza members with a briefcase and just open it up and take out large bills. That would be suspicious now wouldn't it....Oh wait that's normal transactions to you being you are a Galactic Sex Pirates."
He laughs and shakes his head again.)
Xiaolong: "Of course not but then again you're Chris Parsons. You're the expert on what should be done when purchasing high end items that you can't even afford even if you got lucky in the lottery or Gus Arnold gave you an advance. Now to the part where the robbery occurred which it did and the police got my statement. Yes that idiot touched my crotch which offended me because Greg Adkins did the same. I wondered if you enjoyed that when interacting with him. Anyway, I just fought back like any good citizen and took out those two violent thieves. Then again why believe me Chris it's all fake and I'm just pretending. It's just like you were pretending to be doing when you were playing play by play analyst."
(He smirks and looks into the camera.)
Xiaolong: "So once again I say 'Sticks and Stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.' Yeah keep those insults coming and try to get into my head to make me angry."
(Xiaolong goes into Incredible Hulk mode.)
Xiaolong: "DON'T MAKE HULK ANGRY! YOU NO LIKE ME WHEN ME ANGRY......RRRRRRAAAAAHHHHH! NOW HULK MAD!.........RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!"
(He bursts out laughing.)
Xiaolong: "Yeah I should do that but that will make your promo look credible and we don't want that do we Chris. Of course not. Anyway, we can settle this issue of who's right in the proper place and the proper time. In a matter of hours we're going to step into the ring and settle our little issue once and for all or will we which depends on you. Who's really faking being a wrestler. We'll find out."
(He hears a vehicle pulling up and a door opening and closing and a Man comes up with a small package.)
Delivery Man: "Package or Xiaolong."
Xiaolong: "That's me."
Delivery Man: "Sign here please."
Xiaolong: "Here's your tip."
(Xiaolong signs and hands him a generous tip.)
Delivery Man: "Thanks Xiaolong."
Xiaolong: "Thank you for the efficient delivery service."
(The Delivery Man tips his cap and leaves as Xiaolong opens the package and opens the gift box to reveal the necklace he bought and had altered.)
Xiaolong: "Such a work of art by the best jewelry people, but then again Chris you think it's a fake and not to be taken at face value. Like I said 'Sticks and Stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. In the end it's going to hurt you."
(Xiaolong laughs and goes into his home as the scene slowly fades to black.)