Post by Spike Kane on Aug 27, 2021 11:40:42 GMT -5
We did exactly what we said we would when we entered the squared circle once again, and taught yet another team of non believers a lesson. We showed the world that we do indeed mean business, and that Falcon and I are back where we belong, at each others side, watching each others backs, and kicking more ass than the rest of the roster combined.
We took Ebony & Ivory further than they've ever been in the ring, we showed them exactly what we were capable of, and what it would take to succeed in this business, in this company specifically. Then of course, a certain group of people decided to make their intentions known, and the tag team division caught on fire! The low lives that now litter this division took the advantage and beat down the tag team champions, so could Falcon and I really pass up a chance to get ourselves involved?
To make Gib and Simon admit that they owe us one?
C'mon that is more humbling than defeating them in the ring! The fact that they would have been destroyed had we not come to their rescue will burrow deep into their minds and fester over the next few weeks, whilst we continue to burn through the division and earn ourselves a tag team title shot.
Did you hear that Internationals?
Ebony & Ivory?
Criminal Intent!?
We are EARNING ourselves a title shot because we understand how this business works. We understand that demanding certain things just doesn't fly, especially when you haven't earned them, not even in the slightest. We lost to Team America, and we were humbled by that defeat, but you know what it did? It galvanised us, it motivated us....we took the loss on the chin and decided that we would avenge it, we would bring back The Forgotten and remind the world exactly who we are, and what we stand for.
Like you all keep saying.....we are forgotten, the hint is in the name retards.
You look past us, but not any more
You will be illuminated.
~~~
We open up on the scene of Spike Kane's Boston home he's sitting on the arm of the arm chair whilst on the phone looking more than a little miffed (angry) as he talks.
Spike: So you'll be here...
Falcon: Same time I always am.
Spike: Alright, later.
Falcon: Later...
Spike puts the phone down and turns around to see the love of his live, the nCw Starlets Champion smiling at him with her arms crossed, not realising that crossing her arms makes her lovely chesticles stick out a bit more than usual, which Spike does notice as he raises his eyebrows. She sighs a little and smirks as she walks over and embraces Spike in a hug.
Alysson: So is Kyle still coming over tomorrow?
Spike: Yep. He seemed a bit annoyed that I had to ask, but I wanted to make sure....
Spike shifts a little and Alysson stands up before Spike heads towards the mantelpiece and picks up his “Awesome Proportion” cap before placing it on his head.
Alysson: So you're going to ask him?
Spike: I will, I'll do it tomorrow.
Alysson: He'll say yes.
Spike: I imagine he will, but....I mean, what would it do to our friendship if he said no?
Alysson walks across the room with a determined look on her face as she wraps her arms around the waist of Spike Kane and pulls him into her.
Alysson: He. Will. Say. Yes!
Spike smiles at her as she plants a huge kiss on his lips.
Alysson: He's your best friend, who else could possibly do it? Brad!? The guy who constantly rips into you because he had the fortune of being with your Goddess before you? The guy who made that scar on your hand? You and Brad don't do well together.....it's a told and retold story throughout your history....
Spike: I wouldn't ask Brad anyway. He has his own business to deal with, and if he has to bury himself neck deep in Nina's vagina to get over that whore, then I wish he would already.
Alysson: Well, if wishes were fishes!
Spike: I'd have a cooked dinner?
Alysson makes a shocked face and slaps Spike on the arm, who immediately bursts out laughing, the two break into a small play fight as they chase each other around the living room before we cut away.
~~~
Ebony & Ivory down....who's next?
Criminal Intent.
Ooh a lovely play on stereotypes, right? I mean you guys haven't completely gone the whole nine yards and fulfilled the....oh...no wait....yes, yes you have. We find that nCw has yet again employed even more racial stereotypes. Is it not bad enough that we have Todd Williams running around spouting cliché catchphrases, and I'm sure at one point....stealing other peoples catchphrases!?
Because black people aren't thieves, right?
This company is rife with it, and it's starting to piss me off. Fergus Callaghan hit a little close to home, but I bit my tongue and went about my duties the best I could. I can't stand it any more, in the year of 2012 we still have racism and jokes about racism running rampant through this industry, and it's just sickening.
Criminal Intent, you might be proud of your heritage and damn well living up to what your ancestors accomplished. The penal colony creates more criminals, who would have thunk it? I know, it's a little cliché right?
Hasn't it been done before?
I'm sure there was some really tall dude in some other federation that could only really kick things and couldn't wrestle for beans. I think he ended up in Hollywood.....and an old friend of mine Xcon! I mean he had the whole gimmick, the whole angle even before that other guy. Now I face two piss poor watered down versions of a man I once knew who could run rampant through this company. Instead I look at the two of you, and I see two people desperately trying to create their own street cred. Desperately trying to make the people on this roster scared of them so that they don't have to do any of the hard work.
They don't have to graft.
Look at Falcon, and look at myself. We are not two “old” legends. We're two current ****ing legends! Two people who have and are still dominating this company. Two people who can stick their noses wherever they damn well please because we have earned that right. We have paid our dues, we have been through the highs and the lows. The thing is, we carved our own paths, we made our own way and look what happened!? We became champions, legends, hall of fame inductees. We are far superior to each and every single one of you that decided to get into that ring last week. We are The Forgotten, and we are not a racial stereotype that you can poke flaws at, we are two people that are more than happy to kick your face in if we have to and we will do it with style. We will do it with skill and precision.....
Quite simply.
We make it look good.
So spout your cliché lines, and your terrible stories about your time in the slam. Make comments about me “coming from behind” when you're probably quite used to it yourself. Make all the jokes, all the threats, just know that it won't work because we are above it all. We've done it all, and we just want to do it again....
Because we can.
Boys, prepare yourselves for Collision, because it won't be two “bad-asses” you need to fight, you need to one up to become the new big boys. No, not at all....you'll be facing two veterans, two superstars who know every in and out of this business, and two wrestlers who will take you beyond your boundaries and show the world what kind of men the two of you really are. So get ready, read up, if you can read.....if not, there's enough video tapes of us to fill your viewing privileges....
Either way, this Sunday, another cliché piece of crap team bites the dust, and we move one step closer to reminding everybody about what they have forgotten.
We took Ebony & Ivory further than they've ever been in the ring, we showed them exactly what we were capable of, and what it would take to succeed in this business, in this company specifically. Then of course, a certain group of people decided to make their intentions known, and the tag team division caught on fire! The low lives that now litter this division took the advantage and beat down the tag team champions, so could Falcon and I really pass up a chance to get ourselves involved?
To make Gib and Simon admit that they owe us one?
C'mon that is more humbling than defeating them in the ring! The fact that they would have been destroyed had we not come to their rescue will burrow deep into their minds and fester over the next few weeks, whilst we continue to burn through the division and earn ourselves a tag team title shot.
Did you hear that Internationals?
Ebony & Ivory?
Criminal Intent!?
We are EARNING ourselves a title shot because we understand how this business works. We understand that demanding certain things just doesn't fly, especially when you haven't earned them, not even in the slightest. We lost to Team America, and we were humbled by that defeat, but you know what it did? It galvanised us, it motivated us....we took the loss on the chin and decided that we would avenge it, we would bring back The Forgotten and remind the world exactly who we are, and what we stand for.
Like you all keep saying.....we are forgotten, the hint is in the name retards.
You look past us, but not any more
You will be illuminated.
~~~
We open up on the scene of Spike Kane's Boston home he's sitting on the arm of the arm chair whilst on the phone looking more than a little miffed (angry) as he talks.
Spike: So you'll be here...
Falcon: Same time I always am.
Spike: Alright, later.
Falcon: Later...
Spike puts the phone down and turns around to see the love of his live, the nCw Starlets Champion smiling at him with her arms crossed, not realising that crossing her arms makes her lovely chesticles stick out a bit more than usual, which Spike does notice as he raises his eyebrows. She sighs a little and smirks as she walks over and embraces Spike in a hug.
Alysson: So is Kyle still coming over tomorrow?
Spike: Yep. He seemed a bit annoyed that I had to ask, but I wanted to make sure....
Spike shifts a little and Alysson stands up before Spike heads towards the mantelpiece and picks up his “Awesome Proportion” cap before placing it on his head.
Alysson: So you're going to ask him?
Spike: I will, I'll do it tomorrow.
Alysson: He'll say yes.
Spike: I imagine he will, but....I mean, what would it do to our friendship if he said no?
Alysson walks across the room with a determined look on her face as she wraps her arms around the waist of Spike Kane and pulls him into her.
Alysson: He. Will. Say. Yes!
Spike smiles at her as she plants a huge kiss on his lips.
Alysson: He's your best friend, who else could possibly do it? Brad!? The guy who constantly rips into you because he had the fortune of being with your Goddess before you? The guy who made that scar on your hand? You and Brad don't do well together.....it's a told and retold story throughout your history....
Spike: I wouldn't ask Brad anyway. He has his own business to deal with, and if he has to bury himself neck deep in Nina's vagina to get over that whore, then I wish he would already.
Alysson: Well, if wishes were fishes!
Spike: I'd have a cooked dinner?
Alysson makes a shocked face and slaps Spike on the arm, who immediately bursts out laughing, the two break into a small play fight as they chase each other around the living room before we cut away.
~~~
Ebony & Ivory down....who's next?
Criminal Intent.
Ooh a lovely play on stereotypes, right? I mean you guys haven't completely gone the whole nine yards and fulfilled the....oh...no wait....yes, yes you have. We find that nCw has yet again employed even more racial stereotypes. Is it not bad enough that we have Todd Williams running around spouting cliché catchphrases, and I'm sure at one point....stealing other peoples catchphrases!?
Because black people aren't thieves, right?
This company is rife with it, and it's starting to piss me off. Fergus Callaghan hit a little close to home, but I bit my tongue and went about my duties the best I could. I can't stand it any more, in the year of 2012 we still have racism and jokes about racism running rampant through this industry, and it's just sickening.
Criminal Intent, you might be proud of your heritage and damn well living up to what your ancestors accomplished. The penal colony creates more criminals, who would have thunk it? I know, it's a little cliché right?
Hasn't it been done before?
I'm sure there was some really tall dude in some other federation that could only really kick things and couldn't wrestle for beans. I think he ended up in Hollywood.....and an old friend of mine Xcon! I mean he had the whole gimmick, the whole angle even before that other guy. Now I face two piss poor watered down versions of a man I once knew who could run rampant through this company. Instead I look at the two of you, and I see two people desperately trying to create their own street cred. Desperately trying to make the people on this roster scared of them so that they don't have to do any of the hard work.
They don't have to graft.
Look at Falcon, and look at myself. We are not two “old” legends. We're two current ****ing legends! Two people who have and are still dominating this company. Two people who can stick their noses wherever they damn well please because we have earned that right. We have paid our dues, we have been through the highs and the lows. The thing is, we carved our own paths, we made our own way and look what happened!? We became champions, legends, hall of fame inductees. We are far superior to each and every single one of you that decided to get into that ring last week. We are The Forgotten, and we are not a racial stereotype that you can poke flaws at, we are two people that are more than happy to kick your face in if we have to and we will do it with style. We will do it with skill and precision.....
Quite simply.
We make it look good.
So spout your cliché lines, and your terrible stories about your time in the slam. Make comments about me “coming from behind” when you're probably quite used to it yourself. Make all the jokes, all the threats, just know that it won't work because we are above it all. We've done it all, and we just want to do it again....
Because we can.
Boys, prepare yourselves for Collision, because it won't be two “bad-asses” you need to fight, you need to one up to become the new big boys. No, not at all....you'll be facing two veterans, two superstars who know every in and out of this business, and two wrestlers who will take you beyond your boundaries and show the world what kind of men the two of you really are. So get ready, read up, if you can read.....if not, there's enough video tapes of us to fill your viewing privileges....
Either way, this Sunday, another cliché piece of crap team bites the dust, and we move one step closer to reminding everybody about what they have forgotten.