Bear-O-Dactyl, Gus, a New Champ, and those other 3 guys.
Aug 27, 2021 13:23:37 GMT -5
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Post by Donzig on Aug 27, 2021 13:23:37 GMT -5
Archie Rude stands backstage in his cheap suit, flashing a grin at the camera before a faint grunt can be heard off screen. His smile quickly fades and he nervously adjusts his collar, licking his lips nervously before he lifts the mic. Head tilting with a shrug, and he speaks up. 'I am here backstage off a red hot show with the Pride of SWAT, Donzig!'
Donzig stares down at him, his arms folded over his chest before his chin inclines slightly. Isn't amazing how annoyed a mask can look, but Donzig flicks a hand before he speaks. 'I am the Pride of NPW, Archie. I am the pride of wherever I happen to be standing, you see excellence is my presence.'
Archie's face contorts and it looks as though he is holding back a laugh. But that laugh quickly fades as he finds Sinclair Godfrey standing just over his shoulder. The Baroness' lips tighten and she shakes her head slightly, sniffing. Donzig also looks down at Rude, head tilting as his hand lifts to slowly curl and uncurl into a fist. He hisses, and then rolls his leather clad shoulders. Archie swallows, and takes a deep breath before he continues. 'You have a big opportunity at the next Honor--'
Archie fell silent as a hand was held before his face, and the other hand pointed. Sinclair turned her head, and followed Donzig's stare to see Lil' MC walking down the hall. Still in his ridiculous looking marching band uniform. He high fives a few members of the crew, and walks past them before throwing up a wave. 'Hey, LD! Good job tonight, man!'
Donzig stared, and then as Lil' MC walked off he spun back to stare at Archie Rude. Archie Rude flinched, swallowing as Donzig took a deep breath before he spoke in a low snarl. 'Who was that?'
'It was Lil'--' Archie replied before he was cut off by an angry shriek.
'I know who it was! Why is he here?' Donzig roared, and Sinclair stepped back with a shake of her head. Archie turned pale, and stammered before he shrugged with a sickly smile.
'Ah, Gus has signed Bear-o-dactyl!' Archie offered. Donzig stared, and Sinclair moved quickly before Donzig's hands snapped upwards to grab Archie's jacket. He fairly threw the man in a circle, driving him against the wall which made Archie gasp for air. Donzig's head leaned forward, and his breath came in a sharp hiss from behind the gleaming surface of that skull like mask. Fingers tightening, and he spat angrily.
'He what? He what? He what who?' Donzig screamed, and Archie Rude turned red as Sinclair finally laid a hand on Donzig's leather clad shoulder. She leaned in close, whispering before Donzig finally dropped Archie to the floor. And he took a deep breath, so did Donzig who stared down at Archie as he pulled himself back to his feet. Archie was clearly pissed, but his anger faded as he found himself face to face with that mask.
Donzig waved a hand, nudging Sinclair aside.
'Is Gus Arnold out of his mind? He is going to expose NPW to that? That? That Sophomoric Trash?' Donzig fumed. 'Is he insane? Is he out of his fucking mind! Too much maple syrup, eh? I see what is happening here!'
'I think they're funny.' Archie offered, and Sinclair shook her head as she gaped in disbelief. Donzig stepped closer, and he lifted his hand again with a snort.
'Oh, I bet you do! I bet if I came out here wearing a fucking strap on and shat on your face you would love it! You fucking degenerate!' Donzig snapped, and he lifted a hand to rake his fingers across the mask. He shook his head, and Archie bit his lip as the idea was kind of hysterical. Donzig continued then, fuming. 'Gus is going to ruin us with these kinds of decisions! That bear is a bad influence, and this place already has one fucking dinosaur too many already!'
'Ah, well, what do you think of the fact we have a new champion in Lochlyn Cade?' Archie asked, and Donzig hissed.
'Ah! See! I get left off the card, and Gus is out here giving newcomers title shots! He is out here wasting time on that insipid Lil' MC and that fucking Bear! Is this GUNS? Did I sign with GUNS so I have to work with fucking bears?' Donzig roared, and he flailed his arms angrily before he took a deep breath. He adjusted his shoulders, shaking his head before he shrugged with a lift of his hands. 'This is an outrage! This is a miscarriage of justice! I was not even treated so churlishly in the South.'
Archie looked at Sinclair, mouthing 'churlishly'? She shook her head, and Donzig ignored them.
'I think Lochlyn challenged Jay on his own?' Archie answered, and if a mask could roll it's eyes it would have.
'Gus Arnold needs to quit watching hockey, and drinking Molson, and get his shit together!' Donzig snapped. 'He also needs to realize Canadian Bacon is just fucking ham!'
Archie blinked. 'What about your own title match?'
Donzig paused, and he rolled his shoulders before he took a deep breath. He tilted his head to one side, and then the other before he sniffed. 'I do not fear D, I do not fear Steve Awesome. And I don't even know who in the fuck Edward Zepp is! So as far as I concerned, if you add that together with the fact that Donzig is undefeated at Honor! Plus the fact, that I have the most momentum in the entire XHF? That it is simple math, that soon I will be the NPW Openweight Champion!'
Archie seemed to mull that over, and then he shrugged. 'But--'
Donzig reached up, cutting him off as he tore the mask from his face. His eyes narrowed, and his lips twisted into a scowl as Archie fell silent under that empty stare. Then Donzig pointed, fingers jabbing at the camera as he spat before he started to speak once more. 'D, I don't know if the other two are watching. And I don't really care, but you and I? We have unfinished business, D. You know that I had you beat last time, until those two chucklefucks interfered! Well, this time? There will be no DQs, there will be no reprieves, there will be no second chances for you.'
A pause, and Donzig glared at Archie before he hissed into the mic. 'You asked me which wolf I fed, D? You have your answer.'
Archie started to speak again, and Donzig shoved him back before he stormed off down the hall. Sinclair smirking at him before giving a shrug as she followe. And Archie watched them, rubbing at his neck before he motioned for a cut.
Donzig stares down at him, his arms folded over his chest before his chin inclines slightly. Isn't amazing how annoyed a mask can look, but Donzig flicks a hand before he speaks. 'I am the Pride of NPW, Archie. I am the pride of wherever I happen to be standing, you see excellence is my presence.'
Archie's face contorts and it looks as though he is holding back a laugh. But that laugh quickly fades as he finds Sinclair Godfrey standing just over his shoulder. The Baroness' lips tighten and she shakes her head slightly, sniffing. Donzig also looks down at Rude, head tilting as his hand lifts to slowly curl and uncurl into a fist. He hisses, and then rolls his leather clad shoulders. Archie swallows, and takes a deep breath before he continues. 'You have a big opportunity at the next Honor--'
Archie fell silent as a hand was held before his face, and the other hand pointed. Sinclair turned her head, and followed Donzig's stare to see Lil' MC walking down the hall. Still in his ridiculous looking marching band uniform. He high fives a few members of the crew, and walks past them before throwing up a wave. 'Hey, LD! Good job tonight, man!'
Donzig stared, and then as Lil' MC walked off he spun back to stare at Archie Rude. Archie Rude flinched, swallowing as Donzig took a deep breath before he spoke in a low snarl. 'Who was that?'
'It was Lil'--' Archie replied before he was cut off by an angry shriek.
'I know who it was! Why is he here?' Donzig roared, and Sinclair stepped back with a shake of her head. Archie turned pale, and stammered before he shrugged with a sickly smile.
'Ah, Gus has signed Bear-o-dactyl!' Archie offered. Donzig stared, and Sinclair moved quickly before Donzig's hands snapped upwards to grab Archie's jacket. He fairly threw the man in a circle, driving him against the wall which made Archie gasp for air. Donzig's head leaned forward, and his breath came in a sharp hiss from behind the gleaming surface of that skull like mask. Fingers tightening, and he spat angrily.
'He what? He what? He what who?' Donzig screamed, and Archie Rude turned red as Sinclair finally laid a hand on Donzig's leather clad shoulder. She leaned in close, whispering before Donzig finally dropped Archie to the floor. And he took a deep breath, so did Donzig who stared down at Archie as he pulled himself back to his feet. Archie was clearly pissed, but his anger faded as he found himself face to face with that mask.
Donzig waved a hand, nudging Sinclair aside.
'Is Gus Arnold out of his mind? He is going to expose NPW to that? That? That Sophomoric Trash?' Donzig fumed. 'Is he insane? Is he out of his fucking mind! Too much maple syrup, eh? I see what is happening here!'
'I think they're funny.' Archie offered, and Sinclair shook her head as she gaped in disbelief. Donzig stepped closer, and he lifted his hand again with a snort.
'Oh, I bet you do! I bet if I came out here wearing a fucking strap on and shat on your face you would love it! You fucking degenerate!' Donzig snapped, and he lifted a hand to rake his fingers across the mask. He shook his head, and Archie bit his lip as the idea was kind of hysterical. Donzig continued then, fuming. 'Gus is going to ruin us with these kinds of decisions! That bear is a bad influence, and this place already has one fucking dinosaur too many already!'
'Ah, well, what do you think of the fact we have a new champion in Lochlyn Cade?' Archie asked, and Donzig hissed.
'Ah! See! I get left off the card, and Gus is out here giving newcomers title shots! He is out here wasting time on that insipid Lil' MC and that fucking Bear! Is this GUNS? Did I sign with GUNS so I have to work with fucking bears?' Donzig roared, and he flailed his arms angrily before he took a deep breath. He adjusted his shoulders, shaking his head before he shrugged with a lift of his hands. 'This is an outrage! This is a miscarriage of justice! I was not even treated so churlishly in the South.'
Archie looked at Sinclair, mouthing 'churlishly'? She shook her head, and Donzig ignored them.
'I think Lochlyn challenged Jay on his own?' Archie answered, and if a mask could roll it's eyes it would have.
'Gus Arnold needs to quit watching hockey, and drinking Molson, and get his shit together!' Donzig snapped. 'He also needs to realize Canadian Bacon is just fucking ham!'
Archie blinked. 'What about your own title match?'
Donzig paused, and he rolled his shoulders before he took a deep breath. He tilted his head to one side, and then the other before he sniffed. 'I do not fear D, I do not fear Steve Awesome. And I don't even know who in the fuck Edward Zepp is! So as far as I concerned, if you add that together with the fact that Donzig is undefeated at Honor! Plus the fact, that I have the most momentum in the entire XHF? That it is simple math, that soon I will be the NPW Openweight Champion!'
Archie seemed to mull that over, and then he shrugged. 'But--'
Donzig reached up, cutting him off as he tore the mask from his face. His eyes narrowed, and his lips twisted into a scowl as Archie fell silent under that empty stare. Then Donzig pointed, fingers jabbing at the camera as he spat before he started to speak once more. 'D, I don't know if the other two are watching. And I don't really care, but you and I? We have unfinished business, D. You know that I had you beat last time, until those two chucklefucks interfered! Well, this time? There will be no DQs, there will be no reprieves, there will be no second chances for you.'
A pause, and Donzig glared at Archie before he hissed into the mic. 'You asked me which wolf I fed, D? You have your answer.'
Archie started to speak again, and Donzig shoved him back before he stormed off down the hall. Sinclair smirking at him before giving a shrug as she followe. And Archie watched them, rubbing at his neck before he motioned for a cut.
