Timeless (FftF)
Aug 27, 2021 20:02:41 GMT -5
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Post by Timeless on Aug 27, 2021 20:02:41 GMT -5
[We open to the Timeless holiday house. He and Roxylishus are by the pool. Timeless is wearing some shorts and is topless, his tanned muscled body glowing in the sun, his ‘T’ necklace glimmering, sun glasses resting on his perfect hair. Pec pop. Roxylishus is wearing a string bikini which is so thin it may as well not be on, winning.]
Timeless : The Bastards? We are defending the Imperial (Star Wars Imperial March music plays for a moment in the background) Crown Tag Team Championship against Riot and Windsor?
[Timeless is looking over the card for Fight for the Fallen on his phone. Showing Roxylishus.]
Roxylishus : Wow. That looks great, Gus is opening up the wallet for these graphics. Fight for the Fallen, (she giggles) is this show named after HNDRXX?
Timeless : You know the problem with guys like HNDRXX?
[Timeless looks into the camera.]
They like to sit back and judge other people, and call us names, names like ‘bully’. I ain’t no bully. The Timeless try outs were just a fun way to entertain the fans. That’s what I do. Entertain.
He wants to label me a bully and come down and ‘sort me out’?
Check it HNDRXX! This isn't some high school sitcom where the nerd slays the giant. This is the real world JACK!
You step up to ME! You will get put right the fuck back down!
And that's what happened, isn’t it?
That's why I snapped your arm, like a twig.
Because …. I could. You wanted to be a hot shot. Come down and make a big charade with the El Guopa crap. Bravo.
[Timeless and Roxy golf clap together.]
Then, the bell rang.
Roxylishus : Ding, ding, ding.
Timeless : That’s what all you pissant vanilla midgets don't get.
Roxylishus : Ummm … he’s chocolate.
Timeless : Small is small. I don’t care what ‘flavour’ they are. They come into MY world! The big man's world! They will be crushed! They can run their mouths all day, when it’s time to face the music, it's always another story!
Roxylishus : These Bastards think they are pretty hot shit huh?
Timeless : Delusional. They have had, I must say, the most disappointing of arrivals I can remember. For some so heavily touted. Though, it was only them touting themselves. So …..
Roxylishus : Fun Fact. Prime Time have ALREADY had more successful Championship defences than LD.
Timeless : (Shudders) Worst Title Reign_Eva. He is another of them midgets who run their mouth, but never back it up.
Roxylishus : One day there will be nowhere for him to hide and he will stand across the ring from Sir Winsalot and that is the day his world here crumbles.
Timeless : Just as at ‘Fight for the Fallen’ is the day the Bastards world here will crumble! Primal and I will make minced meat out of them Pirates. Sinbad will crawl back into retirement. Maybe Rage quit. Maybe he will be too pussy to do that and suddenly come up with ‘family issues’. Who really cares. I have seen their types come and go many many times.
Here’s the deal Pirates.
This is NPW!
Home of the hottest talent on the planet!
We got ‘Mr Idontgiveafuck! The recognised symbol of excellence in sports entertainment today!
Roxylishus : That’s him.
Timeless : We got Primal! As though as they come!
We got The Revs. Stone cold killers who will do anything to get to the top.
Jesse Jamestar!
Lynx!
Donzig!
Isabel Rios! (she’ll be back)
Jay Stevens!
Even Little Lord D. (Timeless vomits a little in his mouth)
Roxylishus : We got exciting new stars here like Steve Awesome and Lochlyn Cade.
Timeless : All the best of the best. So don’t come in here thinking you own the place because you had a fancy debut.
EVERYONE GETS FANCY DEBUTS!
Then, then it's up to YOU! After that spotlight entry. The rest is in your hands. Not management as those who don't measure up so often like to blame for their own short comings. Not the fans or the boys in the back.
YOUR OWN HANDS!
Until … you stand across the ring from Prime Time.
Then, your fate is sealed and your destiny lies in OUR HANDS!
And the reason you stand across from us …. Your previous showings just weren’t up to scratch, so time to sort the men from the boys and see how you can take an ass kicking. See … that’s the true measure of greatness. Can you take getting your ass kicked and come back for more.
And, at Fight for the Fallen, that’s what we are going to find out.
Roxylishus : Swish Swish Mutha Fucka!
Timeless : The Bastards? We are defending the Imperial (Star Wars Imperial March music plays for a moment in the background) Crown Tag Team Championship against Riot and Windsor?
[Timeless is looking over the card for Fight for the Fallen on his phone. Showing Roxylishus.]
Roxylishus : Wow. That looks great, Gus is opening up the wallet for these graphics. Fight for the Fallen, (she giggles) is this show named after HNDRXX?
Timeless : You know the problem with guys like HNDRXX?
[Timeless looks into the camera.]
They like to sit back and judge other people, and call us names, names like ‘bully’. I ain’t no bully. The Timeless try outs were just a fun way to entertain the fans. That’s what I do. Entertain.
He wants to label me a bully and come down and ‘sort me out’?
Check it HNDRXX! This isn't some high school sitcom where the nerd slays the giant. This is the real world JACK!
You step up to ME! You will get put right the fuck back down!
And that's what happened, isn’t it?
That's why I snapped your arm, like a twig.
Because …. I could. You wanted to be a hot shot. Come down and make a big charade with the El Guopa crap. Bravo.
[Timeless and Roxy golf clap together.]
Then, the bell rang.
Roxylishus : Ding, ding, ding.
Timeless : That’s what all you pissant vanilla midgets don't get.
Roxylishus : Ummm … he’s chocolate.
Timeless : Small is small. I don’t care what ‘flavour’ they are. They come into MY world! The big man's world! They will be crushed! They can run their mouths all day, when it’s time to face the music, it's always another story!
Roxylishus : These Bastards think they are pretty hot shit huh?
Timeless : Delusional. They have had, I must say, the most disappointing of arrivals I can remember. For some so heavily touted. Though, it was only them touting themselves. So …..
Roxylishus : Fun Fact. Prime Time have ALREADY had more successful Championship defences than LD.
Timeless : (Shudders) Worst Title Reign_Eva. He is another of them midgets who run their mouth, but never back it up.
Roxylishus : One day there will be nowhere for him to hide and he will stand across the ring from Sir Winsalot and that is the day his world here crumbles.
Timeless : Just as at ‘Fight for the Fallen’ is the day the Bastards world here will crumble! Primal and I will make minced meat out of them Pirates. Sinbad will crawl back into retirement. Maybe Rage quit. Maybe he will be too pussy to do that and suddenly come up with ‘family issues’. Who really cares. I have seen their types come and go many many times.
Here’s the deal Pirates.
This is NPW!
Home of the hottest talent on the planet!
We got ‘Mr Idontgiveafuck! The recognised symbol of excellence in sports entertainment today!
Roxylishus : That’s him.
Timeless : We got Primal! As though as they come!
We got The Revs. Stone cold killers who will do anything to get to the top.
Jesse Jamestar!
Lynx!
Donzig!
Isabel Rios! (she’ll be back)
Jay Stevens!
Even Little Lord D. (Timeless vomits a little in his mouth)
Roxylishus : We got exciting new stars here like Steve Awesome and Lochlyn Cade.
Timeless : All the best of the best. So don’t come in here thinking you own the place because you had a fancy debut.
EVERYONE GETS FANCY DEBUTS!
Then, then it's up to YOU! After that spotlight entry. The rest is in your hands. Not management as those who don't measure up so often like to blame for their own short comings. Not the fans or the boys in the back.
YOUR OWN HANDS!
Until … you stand across the ring from Prime Time.
Then, your fate is sealed and your destiny lies in OUR HANDS!
And the reason you stand across from us …. Your previous showings just weren’t up to scratch, so time to sort the men from the boys and see how you can take an ass kicking. See … that’s the true measure of greatness. Can you take getting your ass kicked and come back for more.
And, at Fight for the Fallen, that’s what we are going to find out.
Roxylishus : Swish Swish Mutha Fucka!
