FWA and J-ROK Present: WORLD WAR
Aug 30, 2021 18:18:32 GMT -5
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Mongo the Destroyer, Kira Izumi, and 6 more like this
Post by Dylan on Aug 30, 2021 18:18:32 GMT -5
FWA and J-ROK, in association with the XHF Network Present
NIGHT 1: August 30th, 2021
MUSHI: "(Welcome one and all to WORLD WAR! Presented by J-ROK, FWA and the XHF Network! I'm MUSHI of the J-ROK commentary booth, and joining me from the far world of Canada is James Willis, who runs commentary in FWA! How are you tonight?)"
James Willis: Oh, I'm doing great! I'm looking up and down this first card tonight and good god we have quite the show for you guys! In our opening match, we have a 16 man battle royale featuring 8 of FWA's best and 8 of J-ROK's elite! It's surely one you won't want to miss!
MUSHI: "(After that we'll see a J-ROK grudge match, as the J-ROK owner takes on someone who scored an upset win over him last Saturday Jam Session in the form of White Light II!)"
James Willis: Then we'll get to see an interfed match for the FWA Women's Championship! Big Bad Wolf of J-ROK and E.V.E. will take on our champion Summer Page! Go Summer!
MUSHI: "(Our J-ROK Doom Metal Championship is on the line next, as Killa Kai "defends" the title against FWA's Eddie Williams. I don't even know if I want Kai to win tonight.)"
James Willis: The Doom Metal strap isn't something to envy. But what Anna Daniels envies is the J-ROK New Wave Championship, and she challenges SERO for the belt after that!
MUSHI: "(We get another fun interfed match after that, as Triple D take on SUPER SAKE PRESENTS: OFF THE WAGON in a super fun tag match! Woo, Super Sake!)"
James Willis: That won't be the last tag match of the night, as High Score and the Apex Marvels square off for the FWA Tag Team Championships! I can't wait for that!
MUSHI: "(And in our main event, SKY Force's Haley Grimes takes on STRiFE for the Visual Kai title. Nausicaa announced a temporary leave due to being pregnant, can Haley win this for Nausicaa? For SKY Force?)"
James Willis: All these questions and more will be answered tonight! Let's get into it!
Match One
Interfed Battle Royale
Interfed Battle Royale
Standard Match - 30 Minute Time Limit
8 Participants each from FWA and J-ROK
All of the lesser known FWA and J-ROK Wrestlers walk down to the ring in a group. Rage, Fury, Shimada, Joseph Hart, Yoshi Kanzuki, Wolf Fang Ayame, Esmerelda Kanyon and MECHA HARAMBE. Then…
“Majesty” by Ghost hits, and out comes Cliff Maxwell, holding a microphone. Immediately, the fans start to boo him as while he is a Toronto native, he has taken every opportunity he can to shit on it. He gives a big, smug smile at the sounds of the fans booing him, even sarcastically saying to bring it on. He then puts his hand up.
Cliff Maxwell: When this hand goes up, you continue our culture of being nice and polite and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
The booing doesn’t cease. In fact, it intensifies.
Cliff Maxwell: Now, this is a nice little match. Giving all these jabronies a chance to be on the show, that’s nice of Kira Izumi and Solomon Graham… too bad that there’s no actual talent, to come in and show you all what it means to be a star… yet. One is about to make his way down to that ring...
He stops for a moment… and he just laughs.
Cliff Maxwell: Too bad it’s NOT me, because I WOULDN’T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN A MATCH FILLED WITH VIRGINS!!!!
He continues to laugh and the fans just shit on him.
“YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!” *clap clap, clap clap clap* “YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!” *clap clap, clap clap clap*
Cliff Maxwell: Ears open, mouths shut, neckbeards! Just keep choking down your hot dogs and take a sip of your beer while the grown ups are talking!
The booing again does not cease.
Cliff Maxwell: Like I said… I wouldn’t be caught dead in a ring with you bunch. Your collective losers' disease might rub off on me like some kinda leprosy… but I do know somebody who would just JUMP at the chance to kick the shit outta your kind! And his name… is TONY RANDELL!!! THE BIG BAD DOCTOR IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!
“Kong At The Gates” hits and after the short intro, Tony Randell comes out and, side by side with Cliff Maxwell, walks down to the ring. The fans rain down boos on them both, but The Doctor pays no mind, instead laser-focusing on the people in the ring. He climbs the ring steps and enters the ring. Meanwhile, the guys in the ring seem positively spooked by what they’re seeing… all except one. Yoshi Kanzuki, who steps forward and looks up at The Doctor, showing no fear. Then, the music cuts out… and when it does…
“Circus Apocalypse” by Vermillion Lies begins playing, but no one comes out from the back.
The curtain opens to reveal a puff of smoke as Armand von Krauss walks out from the back with an Egyptian cigarette in one hand and a thick chain with a handle on the end in the other. He gives a yank on the chain and Tarrasque comes out. The chain is connected to an iron collar around his neck. The crowd immediately boo this situation in seeing the beast laid low like this. Armand gives the chain a firm, but commanding tug to take up the slack. He leads the beast down to the ring, unlocks him from the chain, and allows him to enter the ring.
Everyone standing in the ring, aside from The Doctor and Kanzuki who are still in a staredown, show a noticeable fear of the Monster, Tarrasque. Tony Randell was bad enough… but at least he’s human. Tarrasque is a whole different kind of beast. Then…
The music plays as Yamaguchi comes out and steps up onto the stage, accompanied by Lance Burke. He jumps back and forth for a second before doing a cut throat motion and jumping. He walks down the ramp way before jumping up onto the apron and climbing into the ring. He hops again in his corner before standing and stretching while waiting for the match to start. The swagger throws off the other competitors. First, The Big Bad, then Tarrasque and now, The Gold Rush God has entered the fray, accompanied by his magician manager. And then...
The sounds of “Darko” -- Freddie Dredd begins to play out through the PA System as the lights flow through the arena before shining down onto the stage.
And standing at the stage is Liam Bradley. Sporting the black fur coat, the plague doctor mask and holding his signature black umbrella, as he slowly turns to show off his clothing attire for everyone to see. He points his umbrella out to the crowd before making his way down the ramp.
He makes his way to ringside and climbs up the steel steps, walking along the apron before brushing his feet on it and then entering the ring. He raises his umbrella up high for everyone to see and then takes off the mask from his face. He heads into his corner and places his umbrella and mask on the ring mat, before turning and looking at the rest of the competitors in the match. He smirks, before backing into a corner and waiting for the rest of his opponents.
Then… “Free” by Powerman 5000 hits and out comes Casey Iarossi, skateboard in her right arm, C4 Energy Drink in her left. She takes a huge swig from the C4, before shaking it up, letting it explode all over the place, and then hopping on her board and skating down the ramp. On the way, she grinds on the guard rail and then leaps off the guard rail, landing perfectly with her board on the ring apron. She hops over the top rope into the ring, amazingly not slipping on the board beneath her feet.
Next up, A Beautiful Song by Skar plays as Brendan Harding comes down the ramp, slapping hands and pumping up the crowd!
The music plays as Ai blows kisses and poses for the fans. She makes her way down to the ring giving high fives and handshakes to fans alike. She gets into the ring before slapping her butt and blowing a kiss one more time. But wait… that only makes up a total of fifteen, there’s still one more entrant… but who is it?
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We then hear... an electronic intro…
It’s the intro of a song that should be fairly familiar to FWA fans.
And with who comes out that curtain, you’d think we were seeing a ghost.
As it turns out, it was “Professional Griefers” by Deadmau5 feat. Gerard Way, and almost as soon as that intro ends, Ryan Fucking Graham enters the arena, to a somewhat mixed reaction. The typical mix of cheers from people who respect his wrestling ability, and boos from people who hate him for who he is. Ryan simply pulls out a cigarette and puts it in his mouth, before pulling out a lighter, lighting it up and taking a drag from it, before blowing the smoke out. He then quickly puts the cigarette out on his arm, not showing much in the wake of a reaction to this, before throwing the cigarette but away and heading down to the ring
On the way down, fans are holding out their hands for Ryan to slap. He ignores it all and when he arrives at ringside, he leaps up onto the ring apron looking out at the people, who are maintaining their mixed reaction. He shakes his head as he steps through the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle. He puts his hands on his hips and shakes his head, while looking out at the people. He then leaps back down and looks over at his opponent.
Right off the bat, this match is a goddamn clusterfuck, as everybody involved fights each other, getting into a huge group… but ultimately, they are no match for the two big men, as The Doctor and The Monster fight off the rest of the competitors, grabbing hold of Rage and Fury, respectively, and just hurling them over the top rope!
First and Second Eliminations: Rage and Fury
Tarrasque and Big Bad continue to just pummel everybody in that ring to dust… but Casey Iarossi shows no fear, standing up to The Doctor as Yoshi Kanzuki did. It doesn’t seem to work as Big Bad pushes her around and slams her on the mat… but she gets up. He tries to slam her again… but she gets up. He tries one more time… but it’s clear that he can’t keep Casey down… so instead, he focuses on breaking down Joseph Hart, who tries to stay in it, but can’t. He gets tossed right over that top rope along with Rage and Fury.
Third Elimination: Joseph Hart
Tarrasque CHOPS down Eichi Yamaguchi, before also striking down Liam Bradley, before turning his attention on MECHA HARAMBE, SLAMMING him back into the corner, and just CLUBBING him relentlessly, before picking him up and NAILING him with a Heart Punch, that sends him over the top and to the outside!
Fourth Elimination: MECHA HARAMBE
Meanwhile, Ryan Graham and Brendan Harding have been duking it out in the corner, Ryan getting TONS of heat on Brendan, and Brendan fighting to survive the crafty older brother of Solomon Graham. Then… Shimada decides to involve himself in Ryan Graham's business and gets fought off for his troubles. He tries again, but is still unsuccessful. He tries one more time, but at this point, Ryan tires of Shimada's antics and sends him flying over the top rope with a right hook!
Fifth Elimination: Shimada
Esmerelda Kanyon decides to pick a fight with Casey Iarossi… and in turn, she gets a smack in the gob and gets thrown over the top rope!
Sixth Elimination: Esmerelda Kanyon
Then, Wolf Fang Ayame gets into a fight with Casey, with the two attempting to eliminate each other… but it doesn't work out and both of them manage to stay alive.
Ryan Graham attempts to eliminate Brendan Harding… but Brendan stays alive… and in doing so, he has incurred the wrath of Ryan Graham. Ryan SNAPS Brendan's fingers, before feeding him directly… to The Doctor!
In doing so, Big Bad absolutely DESTROYS Brendan, with Cliff Maxwell and Ryan Graham both barking orders at him to do as they said, and in doing so, they bring about Brendan's body being broken by The Doctor… and yet, when Big Bad goes to eliminate Brendan, he somehow finds it in him to fight out and drop kick The Doctor over the top rope!!! The fans are going wild as Cliff and Ryan both have shocked expressions on their faces!!
Seventh Elimination: Tony Randell
Meanwhile, Tarrasque can be seen destroying Yoshi Kanzuki, while Armand Von Krauss barks orders at him, as Cliff was to The Doctor. Tarrasque grabs Yoshi by the throat… but as he goes to throw him over the top rope, Yoshi SPITS IN HIS EYE, and he grabs his arm and causes him to tumble over the top rope! Meanwhile, Yoshi hangs onto the top rope, watching as Tarrasque tumbles to the outside, and the fans go wild!!
Eighth Elimination: Tarrasque
Tarrasque, obviously angered by what’s just happened, absolutely SNAPS… but the minute that Armand Von Krauss puts the collar back around his neck and YANKS him away from ringside. Yoshi laughs at Tarrasque, before turning to the fans and mouthing off to them, causing them to start booing him… but when he gets back in the ring, he’s immediately taken out by Wolf Fang Ayame, who sends him back over the top and to the outside.
Ninth Elimination: Yoshi Kanzuki
Ryan continues his beatdown on Brendan Harding, having rolled to the outside and grabbed a chair. He takes the chair and SMASHES it over Brendan’s back, before JAMMING it into his hands and fingers, before SMASHING it over his back once again! He then picks him up and throws him over the top, turning his back on him… but Brendan manages to hang on and he takes the time to rest on the ring apron.
Ryan, chair still in tow, looks to Eichi and Liam… and he begins to bark orders at them both, to pick up a downed Ai Moe, a downed Wolf Fang Ayame and a downed Casey Iarossi, and eliminate them. They nod in agreement, and Ryan hands the chair to Eichi, before ordering him to use it on Casey… but Casey KICKS him in the nuts… and as she does, Liam HURLS Eichi over the top, snatching the chair from him as he does!
Tenth Elimination: Eichi Yamaguchi
Eichi and Burke are PIIIIIISSED!!!! Liam has a huge smirk on his face, as he smugly waves Eichi “bye-bye”... but what he doesn’t realize is that Casey Iarossi has gotten back to her feet. She takes a moment to breathe for a moment… and when Liam turns around, she catches him off guard with a MONSTER Leaping Kick to the chair, sending it STRAIGHT into his face and he goes right over that top rope!!!! Liam’s gone!!!
Eleventh Elimination: Liam Bradley
Liam’s now pissed… and he takes it out on some of the officials at ringside!!! Since he still has the chair, it’s easy for him to do it! Casey smugly waves him “bye-bye”... and as she does so, the minute her back is turned, Liam HURLS the chair at her as hard as he can!!! As a result, Casey’s down once again!
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...and as soon as Ryan sees it, he capitalizes, scooping her up and throwing her right over the top…
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But NO!!!! She lands, feet first, on the ring apron! She hops onto the top rope and takes a big leap, hitting Ryan with a BIG TIME Hurricanrana!!! She lands it… and it SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP… NO!!!! He also lands on his feet!!!
She gets up, mouthing the phrase, “you gotta be fucking kidding me!!!”
She moves towards Ryan… but Ryan with a shoulder right to her gut, forcing her back, before getting back into the ring… but instead of eliminating her, he decides to slap her around as a means of teaching her a lesson. She slaps her, then back hands her, all the while the fans are completely against him. He slaps her down, before exiting the ring underneath the bottom rope and snatching up a microphone.
Ryan Graham: This bitch, this pathetic, stupid, wreckless street scum… she ain’t SHIT!!!! She’s not a wrestler, why the fuck do you cheer for her!??! She’s about as worthless and disgusting as my loser younger brother, who tomorrow night is gonna get what’s comin’ to him!!!!
The fans start hurling beer bottles at him. He gets cut up pretty badly when they break… but he doesn’t let it faze him. Instead, he just keeps going.
Ryan Graham: Right now, right here, I’m about to END this douche canoe’s whole. Fucking. Career!!!
He then slowly proceeds towards the ring… before turning back to them one more time…
Ryan Graham: AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!!!
He then rolls back into the ring, microphone still in hand. He slowly circles Casey, sometimes putting the boots to her. He then grabs her by the neck and pulls her to her feet, before SMASHING her over the head with the microphone… but as he goes to eliminate her, Ai Moe comes up from behind and locks him in a Sleeper Hold… but as she sinches it in, Ryan runs towards the ropes and FLINGS her over the top rope, eliminating her!!!
Twelfth Elimination: Ai Moe
From there, Ryan turns his focus back to the downed Casey Iarossi. He puts the boots to her again, screaming into the microphone.
Ryan Graham: YOU’RE NOTHING!!!!!!
He continues to just smash her head and body with the microphone, punching her as he does so! He then tries to get her up… but Wolf Fang Ayame comes at him with an elbow to the jaw! She then mounts him and gnaws on his forehead, drawing blood… but as she does so, the same thing that happened to Ai Moe happens… she flings her over the top.
Thirteenth Elimination: Wolf Fang Ayame
And at that rate, Ryan stops wasting time, getting Casey to her feet and attempting to throw her over the top… but NO!!! She reverses it and sends Ryan over the top… but NO!!! Ryan lands on the apron, feet first!
Casey smiles, knowing she’s got Ryan exactly where she wants him. Ryan begs her.
Ryan Graham: No, NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!! Don’t do this!!!! I’m so sorry about this, I’ll buy you a case of C4!!! HOW’S THAT SOUND?!?! I’ll give you all my lunch money!!! HOW’S THAT SOUND?!?!
At that point… Brendan Harding slowly starts to rise to his feet. Upon seeing what’s happening, he stops Casey as she’s about to go for the kill… instead insisting they share this moment… before BOTH of them Dropkick Ryan off the ring apron and send him to the outside!!!!!!
Fourteenth Elimination: Ryan Graham
Ryan Graham: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryan. Is. FURIOUS!!!!!!! The fans are blowing the roof off the place as Ryan just starts SWINGIN’ at ANYBODY he sees!!!! Eventually, it takes the entire security team to come out and get him away from the ringside area before he hurts one of the fans!!
Before too long… Brendan and Casey realize that they’re the last two. The two circle each other, each competitor trying to get a feel for the other. Brendan throws a punch, but it seems his fingers are still a bit broken and he can’t necessarily punch right. Casey, on the other hand (HA! Get it?), totally can. And she takes full advantage of that fact, taking every chance she gets to just knock Brendan’s lights around… but then, on one misplaced punch, Brendan ducks… and when Casey turns around, she’s met with a DEVASTATING Pele Kick!!!!! The minute Casey’s hit with that kick, she goes to one knee. Clearly, there’s some head trauma from all those shots to the head from Ryan. They took their toll, and now Brendan’s gonna capitalize… and he DOES!!!! Casey goes over the top!!!
DING DING DING
Winner: Brendan Harding
Brendan Harding celebrates this HUGE win! He just overcame eight FWA wrestlers and seven other J-ROK wrestlers to get to this point. Casey, on the other hand, looks so bitter and heartbroken. She wanted this win… but she couldn’t get it. She slowly makes her way to the back, as Brendan continues to celebrate.
Match Two
Grudge Match
Grudge Match
Standard Match - 15 Minute Time Limit
Kira Izumi vs White Light II
Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and is a grudge match! Making his way to the blue corner, he is WHITE LIGHT II! And his opponent, fighting from the red corner, he is the owner of J-ROK KIRA IZUMI!)"
MUSHI: "(This is gonna be a wild match! While these two avoided one another in the King of Hokkaido tournament, they met on the last Saturday Jam Session and it was there that White Light II scored an upset pin over the boss!)"
Psycho KGB: "(Yeah, and now Kira's out for revenge! He booked this match special just to get one over on the upstart, but will he taste the spoils of victory?)"
The bell rings and these two are quick to size one another up. They begin to trade strikes in the middle of the ring with no clear advantage from the get-go. But the ever experienced Kira switches up his strike style from punches and chops to kicks and knees, backing the young 2nd gen wrestler into a corner. You don't make it into a hall of fame without being able to change your work on the fly. Izumi delivers some lethal chops, lighting up the chest of young Marcus. White Light picks up a knee to kick Kira back, but as he flies out of the corner for some offense of his own he's snared into a spinning power slam!
The ring shakes as Izumi dusts his hands off and pins the upstart, but it's too early for that! Angered by White Light's defiance with kicking out, Kira mounts the kid and delivers a lethal ground and pound to the youngin'! A callback to his MMA roots, he just bashes White Light's face in like a door being busted by a SWAT team! The kid's got heart though, he eats the punishments and doesn't give in! White Light feigns a bit, and as Kira lets off he rolls him over with a sneaky roll-up for a two count!
Psycho KGB: "(White Light II damn near stole the match!)"
MUSHI: "(And the boss is piiiiiiiiissed! Look at him now!)"
Kira charges White Light but gets taken down with an arm drag! He kips up and runs the ropes, slides under Kira's legs and pops up for a snap German suplex! Kira's getting rattled as White Light rolls over for a cross arm breaker! He really bends Kira's arm back, arching as Kira screams and tries to flail him away! It's no use as the kid's got it locked down PAT! Kira tries a new tactic, rolling over to reverse the pain ala a figure four. White Light allows this, and now has Kira's arm bent back in a scenario much more precarious then Kira anticipated! He transitions his grip and prepares to unleash the worst.
MUSHI: "(DON'T DO THIS!)"
SNAP!
Psycho KGB: "(Oh god, Kira's arm!)"
White Light gives Kira the ol' Pentagon snap and Kira flips out! He holds his arm and curses up a storm as White Light sits there, a bit horrified at what he's done! He shakes off the lack of focus and the ref backs off after checking on Kira. Kira tries to stand up, looking feeble, and White Light knocks him back with a European Uppercut! Another one! And another! Kira's backed in a corner and getting the Cesaro treatment, White Light runs to the opposite corner and delivers a sick uppercut! He runs back, one more, NO! BLOOD MIST FROM KIRA! HE BLINDS WHITE LIGHT!
Psycho KGB: "(Oh god, what a despicable move!)"
MUSHI: "(That was heinous, what was that for?)"
Kira holds his damaged arm as he walks towards his opposition. He delivers a roundhouse to White Light's knee, which just buckles under that pressure. He then backs into the ropes and comes back, Itami no Izumi! Just clobbers him with a shining wizard! Kira makes a pin and gets a 2 3/4 pin! So close but White Light won't give up! A few stomps to the gut ought to do the trick as Kira climbs the ropes, goes for a MOONSAULT! NO! NO ONE HOME, NO ONE EXCEPT THAT HURT ARM!
MUSHI: "(Oof! No one home for Kira!)"
Psycho KGB: "(That was a rough landing too, will White Light capitalize though?)"
White Light is shaking the cobwebs when he sees Kira flat in the ring. He wildly looks around, wondering how best to take advantage of this moment! He then gets an idea. White Light climbs the ropes, he's looking for a big 'un! FLYING' HIGH! HE FLATTENS KIRA WITH AN ELBOW AND DRIVES THAT DOWN INTO HIS STERNUM! IZUMI MUST BE UNABLE TO BREATH NOW! At least he can still hear though, as he hears the bell ring! WHITE LIGHT PINS KIRA IZUMI!
Fumio Daemura: "(The winner of this match, WHITE LIGHT II!)"
Psycho KGB: "(HE GOT 'IM!)"
MUSHI: "(WHITE LIGHT II JUST PINNED THE OWNER OF J-ROK AGAIN! LOOK OUT, HERE COMES UZUMAKI!)"
James Raymond, Killa Kai and Carnivore all rush the ring but White Light II sees it coming, he escapes into the crowd to live another day.
But is this feud over?
I doubt it.
Match Three
FWA Women's Championship
Standard Match - 20 Minute Time Limit
Big Bad Wolf vs "Spoiled" Summer Page (c)
::Cheyenne Graham::
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the FWA Women’s championship. Featuring first the challenger…hailing from the wrong neck of the woods, she is Big Bad Wolf!
The lights dim and go all red as a hush goes over the crowd. The eerie sound effects of In This Moment's Big Bad Wolf come over the PA system.
"Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me!
PIG PIG WOULD YOU LET ME IN?"
Big Bad Wolf slowly makes her way out to the stage as her music plays, taking a glance around the crowd her stoic face never changes, she makes her way down to the ring slowly not showing the crowd any reaction to their cheers or jeers, paces around the ring once surveying it before leaping from the floor to the apron, she then pushes the top rope down and steps over it she then takes the center of the ring, her hands in the "Shaka" to represent a knife, she runs both her thumbs from each side of her neck across then throws them up in the air crossed above her head.
::Late Night::
Big Bad Wolf. Kinda frightening really.
::James Willis::
I mean Summer Page isn’t a piggie so she might not be afraid.
::Late Night::
I mean, she might be?
::James Willis::
She is spoiled though. Not fit for eating.
::Cheyenne Graham::
And her opponent, hailing from New York City. She is the FWA Women’s champion…”Spoiled” Summer Page!
S&M By Rhianna will play throughout the arena. The crowd starts to boo as Summer walks down the ring with the championship around her waist. Summer gets to ring side and walks up the ring stairs. Summer motions to the referee to open the bottom and middle ropes so they can enter. Summer enters the ring and she puts her arms out to the side as she walks to the center of the ring. She takes the belt from around her waist and raises it in the air.
::Late Night::
Summer Page gives away almost ninety pounds to the Big Bad Wolf. She’s going to be a rag doll tossed around the ring.
::James Willis::
Summer Page is more skilled than you think. I mean, she is the champion for a reason.
::Late Night::
I suppose this is true, but Big Bad Wolf is one dangerous bitch.
::James Willis::
Oh I know. I’m just saying that Summer Page is no slouch herself and shouldn’t be taken lightly.
As the bell sounds to start the match, Big Bad Wolf rushes across the ring and slams a shoulder into Summer Page, taking her down to the mat! Summer tries to bounce right back up, but a kick to the chest sends her back down to the mat. She has to roll away from her to be able to get to her feet. Big Bad Wolf comes at her again with a wild swing. Summer ducks under it and does a double leg takedown to bring Big Bad Wolf to the mat.
Summer Page jumps to her feet and goes to the ropes as Big Bad Wolf gets to her feet. Summer rushes back from the ropes, hitting a high knee that sends the larger Big Bad Wolf staggering backwards. Summer goes to the ropes again, coming back with another high knee that also doesn’t take the wolf down. She goes for a third time to the ropes and comes back, but this time Big Bad Wolf goes to throw her shoulder into Summer. She steps around the wolf, slipping behind her, and hitting a German suplex!
::Late Night::
Summer showing off her skills in the ring. Out maneuvering the Big Bad Wolf.
::James Willis::
She has to hit hard and fast or else Wolf will catch her and crush her.
Summer gets to her feet first, hitting Big Bad Wolf with a chick kick to send her back to the mat before she can get up. Summer watches as Big Bad Wolf gets back to her feet, leaps through the air, and hits a Sweet and Sassy (Frankensteiner)! She goes for the cover, hooking the leg of the wolf.
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Tw-Big Bad Wolf kicks out!
Summer pulls Big Bad Wolf up and gets her into position to go for the perfect plex, but Big Bad Wolf powers out of it! She picks Summer up and hits an inverted atomic drop! Summer staggers back from the move and is grabbed by the arm and pulled into a short arm clothesline! Summer tries to get back up, but is pinned down by clubbing blow after clubbing blow.
Big Bad Wolf grabs the downed Summer by the hair and pulls her into a seated position, slipping behind her, and hooking a double fish hook. She grins with savage delight as she attempts to pull Summer’s mouth wide open. The ref gets right in there and yells at Big Bad Wolf to release the move. Which she does, but only after a five count.
Big Bad Wolf grabs Summer by the head and brings up a knee to smash her in the face over and over again before casting her to the side. Blood streams from Summer’s nose, getting droplets all over the mat as she rolls out of the ring to catch a breather.
::Late Night::
As I feared, Big Bad Wolf caught her and Summer paid the price.
::James Willis::
She’s about to pay more!
Big Bad Wolf rolls out of the ring and kicks Summer in the gut before sending her head first into the ring post! Summer grabs hold of the ring post to prevent herself from falling to the floor, now bleeding from a gash on her forehead as well. Big Bad Wolf takes off running, aiming a shoulder into the back of Summer’s head, but no! Summer moves out of the way in a falling motion for Wolf to slam her shoulder into the corner post and bounce off to the floor!
::Late Night::
That is going to leave a mark.
::James Willis::
Is her shoulder at an odd angle?
::Late Night::
Christ on a Cracker! I think she dislocated her shoulder!
::James Willis::
Yep. Left a mark already.
Summer Page gets up to get feet, wiping blood from her eyes before regarding the downed Big Bad Wolf who is clutching at her shoulder. She rolls into the ring as the ref begins counting.
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Big Bad Wolf stands up.
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She slams her shoulder into the ring post again! This time to pop it back into the socket. The ref looks on in awe of this moment, forgetting momentarily to count. Big Bad Wolf rolls into the ring and glares at Summer Page.
::Big Bad Wolf::
I will drink your blood!
::Summer Page::
That’s not sanitary?
Big Bad Wolf advances on Summer Page, who has clearly been weirded out. Wolf grabs her by the shoulders and sinks a knee into her gut. She hits that knee several more times before seizing her by the throat! She lifts Summer into the air by the throat and gets set to hurl her up when Summer locks her legs around Wolf’s midsection and holds tight until Wolf releases her.
Summer turns, taking Wolf down to the mat. She jumps up to her feet, grabbing the rising Big Bad Wolf for a sleeper hold that she called “In Your Dreams”! She keeps Wolf on her knees so that she can keep the pressure on to try to put her to sleep.
After a moment, the ref checks to see if Big Bad Wolf is out. He raises her arm once and it falls. He raises her arm a second time and it falls. He raises her arm a third time and Big Bad Wolf keeps her arm in the air!
Big Bad Wolf fights back with all of her being and slowly stands to her full height, which is about a foot higher than Summer. Big Bad Wolf leans forward, taking Summer off of her feet. She throws herself backward into the corner, smashing Summer in between her and the corner to get Summer to release the sleeper hold.
Big Bad Wolf turns around and seizes Summer by the throat, lifting her into the air. She hurls Summer up into the air, catches her, and hits a power bomb! She goes for the cover!
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::Cheyenne Graham::
Winner of the match and NEW FWA Women’s champion…Big Bad Wolf!
::Late Night::
And we have a new champion!
::James Willis::
I told you that Big Bad Wolf was going to take the win here.
Big Bad Wolf celebrates in the ring with the championship belt as Summer Page rolls out of the ring to head to the back to get her wounds checked out.
We open with Colby Wullerton.
::COLBY WULLERTON::
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with “Flawed” Eddie Williams, and his “Shitopian” YouTube Championship…
From there, the Zion Wrestling YouTube champion, “Flawless” Eddie Williams and his manager, Owie Sharp, come into the frame, followed by the “Royal Sportopian Bodyguard” Sermon Bundy. Owie snatches the mic from Wullerton.
::OWIE SHARP::
How DARE YOU?!?! Disrespecting the YouTube champion of SPORTOPIA in such a DISGRACEFUL MANNER!!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!! In fact, Sermon!!! DESTROY THIS INSOLENT PUP!!!
And with that, Sermon NAILS the poor jokester, Wullerton, with the All-American Tackle, which completely takes the wind out of his sails and leaves him broken. From there, Eddie takes the mic from Owie.
::”FLAWLESS” EDDIE WILLIAMS::
Thank you, your highness. I’ll take it from here.
He then looks at the camera, before pointing at Colby.
::”FLAWLESS” EDDIE WILLIAMS::
That sorry sack of shit’s not the only sackless heap who’s disrespected the Flawless One here tonight! The FWA has decided to book me in a match for the J-ROK Doom Metal championship. What is the Doom Metal championship, you ask? Is that some sort of Deathmatch title? Is it like a 24/7 title? In some ways, it totally is… but not in the way you think.
He clears his throat before speaking.
::”FLAWLESS” EDDIE WILLIAMS::
Y’see, the Doom Metal championship is a LOSER BELT!!!! The LOSER of the match gets the title!! And what’s worse? When you’ve got it, you’re not even allowed to appear on Television until you get rid of it. It’s a black stain on your career… and it makes me ABSOLUTELY SICK!!!!!
Colby is now trying to get up… but Sermon STOMPS on his appendix, making sure he doesn’t.
::”FLAWLESS” EDDIE WILLIAMS::
Do you people know who the fuck I am?! I am “FLAWLESS” EDDIE WILLIAMS!!! I’ve been with FWA since the very beginning, I was the very first signing, I’ve been here on and off for TWO GODDAMN YEARS OF MY CAREER, OF MY LIFE!!!! I’m even a former Professional Wrestling champion… but even that was wasted by Donald Dream, in front of an XHF-Wide CROWD, no less! And after trying to be the Good Guy for so long, it’s made me ill… but now that I’ve shed it, and I’m ready to be selfish? Heh… look where it got me.
He flaunts the Zion Wrestling YouTube championship over his shoulder.
::”FLAWLESS” EDDIE WILLIAMS::
Look at it. Bask in it. Enjoy it, for it's better than ANYTHING that either FWA or J-ROK have to offer! I’m finally able to have my time in the sun, not just for five minutes. I can have it for as long as I Goddamn want! I couldn’t have done this without turning to my new best friend, Owie Sharp, and becoming a Sportopian… it saved my career… but now, FWA’s trying to flush it back down the toilet, all because of my recent actions. Attacking my former best friend, Solomon Graham, completely obliterating Jobber Joe and Andrew Jefferson Coughman… they were ALL necessary steps to take… and now, after tonight? I’m walkin’ right into the Undisputed title scene and I’m gonna walk right outta the company as your Undisputed champion of SPORTOPIA!!!!! Now, Sermon… pick up the trash.
Sermon grabs Colby by the neck and roughly drags him to his feet. Eddie then signals to Sermon that he needs to whip Colby at him. Sermon does so, throwing Colby right towards Eddie… and Eddie grabs him, NAILING him with the Solid Gold Spinebuster (Pitch Perfect Spinebuster), before slapping on the The Flawless Figure 4 (Pitch Perfect Figure 4) and forcing Colby to pass out from the pain. From there, all three men leave the scene, so that Eddie may head out to the ring and wrestle the match.
Match Four
J-ROK Doom Metal Championship
Standard Match - 10 Minute Time Limit
"Flawless: Eddie Williams vs Killa Kai (c)
Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and is for the J-ROK Doom Metal Championship! Coming down to the blue corner, he is the challenger, from FWA, "Flawless" Eddie Williams! And his opponent from the red corner, the champion, representing J-ROK, Killa Kai!)"
MUSHI: "(Doom Metal title on the line! For those unfamiliar with the rules for the belt, the loser of the match is the one who walks out with the championship!)"
Psycho KGB: "(Killa Kai has been the "lucky" holder of the title since May 1st, where Hannah Rockford beat him for it, just minutes after FWA's Weeaboo Jones beat her for it! Let's hope FWA brings it back home tonight!)"
This match would start and end in just a few seconds! Kai would mouth off at the referee, perhaps telling him to help out in this match! In this time Eddie would rolls Kai up with a school boy and get the three! EDDIE WINS!
Fumio Daemura: "(The loser of this match and STILL J-ROK Doom Metal Champion, Killa Kai!)"
MUSHI: "(Wow! All of five seconds there!)"
Psycho KGB: "(Yeah and Kai is piiiiiiiiiissed!)"
Kai: I wasn't ready! Restart this match dammit! I've been screwed!
Eddie looks annoyed at Kai’s challenge. He walks around to Fumio and grabs the mic.
“Flawless” Eddie Williams: You want a rematch?
Kai nods his head. Eddie turns to the fans.
“Flawless” Eddie Williams: Do you wanna see a rematch?
Audience: YES!!!!
Eddie places his hands on his hips… before eventually saying…
“Flawless” Eddie Williams: My answer... is NO!
The fans boo the living shit out of him.
“Flawless” Eddie Williams: You’re not even worth the dirt on my boots. I gain nothing from beating you again in quicker fashion. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have things to do and places to be. Goodbye!
He motions to Owie and Sermon to follow him as he exits the arena. Kai is left standing in the ring, completely baffled as to what just happened.
Match Five
J-ROK New Wave Championship
Standard Match - 30 Minute Time Limit
Anna Daniels vs SERO (c)
Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and is for the J-ROK New Wave Championship! In the blue corner, the challenger of this match, Anna Daniels! And fighting from the red corner, he is the J-ROK New Wave Champion, SERO!)"
The bell rings and these two are quick to lay into each other. Anna Daniels is eager for another strap around her waist and takes the fight right to the champ! SERO is taken aback by the fight in this wolf but works to take control. Anna won't let go so easy, she throws a variety of strikes into her opponent, who takes it and dishes it right back! Anna sneaks in a thumb in the eye of SERO to take control of the match.
MUSHI: "(What a cheat! That's not fair Anna!)"
Psycho KGB: "(Anything's fair game when the title's on the line! It may not be ideal but she does what she needs to to survive, to win!)"
Anna begins a series of striking kicks, showing off her dangerous prowess! But on the last kick, SERO blocks it and delivers a deadly chop to her chest! Anna stumbles back and SERO delivers a bicycle kick, knocking her to the floor! He begins his work in the most violent ways, twisting her into a pretzel in questionable manners! Utilizing some deadly submissions, he makes Anna scream for mercy, but always letting go just before she can submit only to twist her up again! It's a bit sick and painful to watch. He holds her in an octopus hold, just inches from the ropes and threading her arm into her mouth so she can't tap or say she quits!
MUSHI: "(What a sick bastard! SERO knows no end to his violent manners!)"
Psycho KGB: "(These two want to tear each other up, being violent and cheating. I say let them! Put on a fun show for the crowd!)"
SERO mocks Anna, telling her to tap while waving her other hand around! He then tells her to say she quits, but her arm still muffles her so she can't say anything, though it's doubtful she'd quit in any sort of contest! SERO laughs at his mockery but suddenly Anna plants a foot on the ground! She rolls backwards into a pin! Though only getting a two-count, she's out of the submission and able to kick up the pace of the match! Her strikes are quicker and more forceful, stunning SERO through the sheer brutality and nimbleness! She spins around and nails SERO in the back of the neck with a teleport kick, Scorpion style! He flies to the mat and Anna climbs to the top rope! She twists and weaves her way through the air, landing a corkscrew shooting star press! Cake or Death! Anna makes another pin but only gets 2.99! So close! She sits in the corner, resting as SERO pulls himself to his feet clearly on autopilot.
Psycho KGB: "(How did SERO kick out? How's he even moving?)"
MUSHI: "(He's a machine. A violent, evil machine. Good god, this is just stunning that he's as conscious as he is!)"
The end of the match would come when Anna would kick SERO questionably low, she'd hook his arms and lift him up! ONCOMING STORM! NO! SERO WIGGLES HIS LEGS AND GETS DOWN! HE IN TURN LIFTS UP ANNA! BURNING HAMMER! HAKUTEIKEN! ANNA IS DOWN AND OUT IN THE RING, AND SERO COVERS HER WITH AUTHORITY FOR THE WIN!
Fumio Daemura: "(The winner of this match, and STILL the J-ROK New Wave Champion, SERO!)"
MUSHI: "(So close! I thought for sure Anna had it!)"
Psycho KGB: "(SERO's dominant ways continue! Will anyone be able to topple that monster?)"
Match Six
Interfed Tag Warfare
Standard Match - 20 Minute Time Limit
Triple D ("Swedish" Richie Pump and Big Richard Energy) vs Off The Wagon (Kris Quake and Randy Angel)
Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and is a tag team match! Introducing first, in the blue corner and representing FWA, they are "Swedish" Richie Pump and Big Richard Energy, Triple D! And their opponents, in the red corner and representing J-ROK, they are Kris "Triple" Quake and Randy Angel, SUPER SAKE PRESENTS: OFF THE WAGON!)"
The match would begin with Kris Quake and Big Richard Energy duking it out. Quake, master of the drunken fist, would show his protégé Randy how to use some sweet drunko skills. Weaving and dodging the moves from Big Dick, the normally-friendly Richard would get aggressive with his opponent and use some power moves that when they hit Quake, it felt like quakes all over his body! B.D.E. would knock Quake silly with a chop, then pick him up and plant him on the mat!
MUSHI: "(I can't contain myself, the energy for this man is surreal!)"
Psycho KGB: "(Careful MUSHI, that man there is the enemy tonight!)"
Triple D would get some quick tags in, isolating Triple Quake to keep him down and out for a bit. Richie Pump would become legal and rip into Quake for a minute, before a jumping knee facebreaker would stun him! Quake would use this opportunity to land a hot tag and bring Randy into the match! The elder Angel brother would fly in with some classic barroom brawl moves, just absolutely laying into Richie! He wraps his arms around his head and plants him with a quick DRUNK DROPPER!
Psycho KGB: "(Yes! Pin him Randy!)"
MUSHI: "(Wait, what's he doing? Did he knock himself out too?)"
Sure enough, both of them are loopy in the ring. Quake and Richard realize what they need to do, and grab their partners and pull them to their respective corners, before tagging themselves in! They started this, and it looks like they'll finish it! They brawl for a bit, Quake gets the upper hand and nails a superkick that sends Richard off the ropes, bouncing back for a discus lariat! Quake is down and out! And SWEDISH RICHIE COMES IN! WAIT HE AIN'T LEGAL! AND NEITHER IS RANDY, WHO SWEDIE SPEARS THROUGH THE ROPES! Big Richard Energy would lift Quake up in the ring, PENNINE EXPRESS! B.D.E. WOULD PLANT QUAKE WITH THAT BIG JACKHAMMER AND PIN HIM WITH AUTHORITY, ONE TWO THREE!
Fumio Daemura: "(The winners of this match, TRIPLE D!)"
MUSHI: "(ROBBED I SAY! ROBBED!)"
Psycho KGB: "(Triple D stole this from right under Off the Wagon's drunken noses! Randy doesn't even know where he is! And Kris is realizing that Randy couldn't save him, and he's pissed.)"
Match Seven
FWA Tag Team Championships
Standard Match - 30 Minute Time Limit
High Score vs The Apex Marvels (c)
Both teams and the official are already in the ring
::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the FWA Tag Team championship!!! Introducing first, the challengers, weighing in at a combined weight of 432 lbs, they are the team of Jake Travis and Zen The Saviour of Time… HIIIIIIGH SCOOOORE!!!!
The fans go nuts over these two, but it seems like the only reason they are is because of their hatred for the Champions.
::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
And their opponents, being accompanied by Donovan Dusk, weighing in at a combined weight of 366 lbs, they are the current FWA Tag Team champions, the team of Donald and Ian Dream… THEEE AAAAPEX MAAAAARVEEELLLSSSSSS!!!!!!
The fans just rain down boos upon the champions and upon Donovan Dusk. Official Glenn Morgan comes to the champions to take the belts from them, before walking over to High Score and presenting it to them… before holding the belts up for the hard cam and the crowd to see… before calling for the bell.
DING DING DING
This one is particularly quick as for five minutes straight, The Marvels isolate Zen and get tons of heat on him, utilizing the Tags to make sure two men are in that ring at all times. Jake never even gets a chance to come into the match! It’s only made worse by the taunting of Ian Dream, who relentlessly and snarkily taunts Jake, letting him know at all times exactly what he thinks of him.
Eventually, it comes to the point where the Marvels to go hit the Finish Line on Zen, in the form of their finisher, Gorilla Warfare (Double Underhook DDT by Donald Dream assisted by Ian Dream)... but Zen manages to fight out of it, and HE GETS THE TAG!!!! Jake Travis comes in like a house of fire, but mostly focuses on Ian Dream, as he was taunting him all throughout the match.
Then, after blowing his comeback, he backs up towards his team's corner. An obviously hurt Zen pats him on the back, telling him he did a good job. Jake asks him if he wants to get back in there and take some shots at the Dreams. Zen looks at them… and decides that yes, he would like to get back in there and get some revenge. Thus, Jake tags him back in and Zen boots Ian in the temple, before doing the same to Donald Dream. But then…
…
…
Jake grabs Zen by the arm, turns him around and NAILS with a STIFF Left Hand to the jaw! He then picks him up and NAILS him with Metroid Fusion (Amazing Impact from WWE Day Of Reckoning)... but he’s not done! He rolls to the outside, grabs the ring bell from Timekeeper Tim, rolls back into the ring and SMACKS Zen repeatedly with it, forcing Glenn Morgan to throw the match out!
DING DING DING
::CHEYENNE GRAHAM::
Ladies and gentlemen, this match has been thrown out by the official. Therefore still your FWA Tag Team champions, THE APEX MARVELS!!!
But Jake Travis refuses to let up with the assault, just kicking the shit outta Zen. He takes the ring bell, puts it in the middle of the ring, grabs his bloodied and beaten former Tag Team partner, brings him to the middle of the ring… and nails him with Metroid Fusion RIGHT ON THE RING BELL!!!!
CLAAAANGGGGGGG
The sickening sounds of Zen’s skull colliding with the bell, and the sight of Zen’s bleeding eye is enough to make a man sick. Even more so when after merely a moment of seeing this gruesome sight, Travis is right back on the assault, continuing to nail Zen with STIFF Chop after STIFF Chop… that is, until he’s interrupted when the cavalry comes in the form of Big Richard and Swedish Richie!!! They run down to the ring and make the save, but Travis takes a powder before they can get to him and he runs through the crowd all the way up the steps and out of the arena!
The two remaining members of Triple D help Zen to his feet and carry him, one arm over each of their shoulders, to the back to get him some medical attention. Meanwhile, The Marvels, shortly after realizing what’s happened, celebrate retaining their title as though they had anything to do with what happened.
Match Eight - Main Event
J-ROK Visual Kai Championship
Standard Match - 60 Minute Time Limit
Haley Grimes vs STRiFE (c)
Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! And is for the J-ROK Visual Kai Championship! Introducing first, fighting out of the blue corner, the challenger, HALEY GRIMES! And her opponent, fighting out of the red corner, the J-ROK Visual Kai Champion, STRiFE!)"
The bell rings and Haley does some stretches while STRiFE just stares her down. The two lock up in the middle of the ring, and Haley backs STRiFE into the corner to deliver some wild strikes! She beats STRiFE down into the corner with a flurry of offense, knocking her into a seated position! Haley then runs the ropes, nailing STRiFE with a seated hip attack! She then runs to the opposite corner, and BRONCO BUSTAH! NO! STRiFE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND HALEY EATS A TURNBUCKLE! She drops to the floor as STRiFE slowly rises, eyes not wavering from Haley.
Psycho KGB: "(Haley started off strong, but made a mistake in letting STRiFE have room to breath.)"
MUSHI: "(And now the Visual Kai Champion is on her feet, and Haley's on the ground. A precarious position for sure.)"
STRiFE stalks Haley, who's using the corner to climb back to her feet. She's then startled by an arm around her throat, as STRiFE snakes her forearm around Haley's neck and begins to choke her out! Haley's eyes bug out and she scratches and claws at STRiFE's arm, she can't get out! But she can stand up, she gets a foot on the ropes and kicks off! She's got STRiFE stacked up! STRiFE panics and lets go of the hold to full force YEET! Haley off of her! But she YEET!'s Haley to her feet, where she just Bansai's right back down! Another pinfall! Another two count though, and this time STRiFE pushes her to the side and out of the ring.
MUSHI: "(That's the closest I've even seen STRiFE come to losing her title!)"
Psycho KGB: "(As long as I've been calling STRiFE matches I can say the same! The closest anyone's come was when Dar Price pinned her in 2019!)"
Haley's determined now, she delivers another flurry of offense to the champion, doing her damnedest to keep STRiFE down on the mat! But it's here where STRiFE can also be at her most dangerous. Haley knocks her over with a superkick, but as she comes in to follow with a soccer kick STRiFE reaches out and grabs her leg for an inverted knee bar! Haley flapjacks down to the mat and her leg is quickly ensnared with a grapevine and she rolls Haley to the middle of the ring!
Psycho KGB: "(Good god, what a change of pace! Every time Haley gets anything going, STRiFE slows things down with a vicious submission!)"
MUSHI: "(That's right. Haley needs to match STRiFE's slower pace to survive in the environment she treads in.)"
Haley manages to wiggle her leg free at some point but the damage is done. She hobbles on one leg, barely able to put weight on it. STRiFE would take advantage of that, delivering a few swift kicks to take out the base of her opposition. And with the challenger on the floor, STRiFE decides enough is enough. Grab that arm. Bend it back and twist it round. HALEY'S IN THAT AMERICANA ARMLOCK, THAT ENIGMA'S DAWN AS STRiFE CALLS IT! AND SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO, STRiFE IS SNARLING AND SCREAMING! HALEY HAS NO CHOICE, SHE TAPS OUT!
Fumio Daemura: "(The winner of the match and STILL J-ROK Visual Kai Champion, STRiFE!)"
MUSHI: "(Wow! What a dominant showing from the J-ROK Visual Kai Champion! Who can stop her?)"
Psycho KGB: "(I don't think anyone can!)"
MUSHI: "(Well that's a future problem for a future someone. This is the end of Night 1 of World War! Tune in tomorrow night for more action! This is MUSHI and Psycho KGB, signing off!)"
