Post by flo on Aug 31, 2021 18:19:27 GMT -5
Handler Preferred Nickname: Flo
Social Media Contact Info: Twitter @miamiheat
Wrestler Name: Florida Man
WHO does your Wrestler Look Like?: The Gorn. Or that cartoon lizard from Rescuers with the straw hat? Florida is a masked wrestler. His mask resembles an old Halloween gorn mask, only the snout has been elongated to look more like a gator. Sometimes pupils are added to look even more like a cartoon. A wide brim straw hat appears to have been stitched into the mask, explaining why it doesnt fall off during matches. The brim is angled to look like a halo. A small hole in the corner of his plastic toothy smile is so he can easily access his cigarettes, but at the moment it holds a piece of straw to complete his lackadaisical country swagger. Instead of traditional tights, he wears overalls and vintage tees.
Wrestler Age: ??
Wrestler Height: 6'2"
Wrestler Weight: 198lbs
Wrestler's Hometown: He hails from the primal instincts of Floridians everywhere.
Wrestler Entrance:
Out of the back staggers The Florida Man to the tune Gimme Some Lovin' by The Spencer Davis Group. The masked gator - who almost walks like a man - chugs a 14% Four Loko before opening another one. With the swagger of a reptile who can't walk a straight line, Florida bumps into guardrails in sync with the music, high fiving fans who help direct his constant motion towards the ring.
Before entering the ring, Florida Man hands his partially drunken Four Loko to a random member of the audience. This week's lucky fan is a six-year-old girl.
Florida Man: HOLD MY BEER WOMAN! . . . I know how much is in there, don't even think about stealing a sip, I do not abide thievery and will mess you up.
The audience chants along with his catchphrase: HOLD. MY. BEER. WOMAN!
FINISHER: Murphy's Law - Shit happens, and he wins.
MEGA DEATH MOVE: Fireman's Special
Mega Death Move Description: Florida climbs to a really high spot in the venue (balcony, scaffold, rafters etc), only to remember that he is terribly afraid of heights. Unable to get down, the fire department needs to be called to rescue him. This can result in a submission if his opponent doesn't want to wait, a countout if his opponent leaves in disgust, or if Florida falls he can hit a devastating high flying move by accident. I mean on purpose.
Set-Up Maneuver:: A lot of stairs.
Signature Moves:
Death Roll: A rolling neck claw done to look like Florida is biting his opponent.
Possom: Florida pretends to be dead. His opponent can be all "I'm not falling for it." But Florida is all: "Falling for what? I am unconscious." And they are all: "You did it last week." But he's all "I think you are mistaking me for someone else. I am knocked out, you are very strong." He will play dead for five minutes if necessary - but eventually his opponent will have to pick him up, and BAM! "I was just faking - Inside Cradle, bitch!" Opponent: "I knew it all along." Florida: "Then why didn't you kick out? You should see the look of surprise on your face, you stupid asshole."
Fried Chicken (weapon): He swings that shit like a shillelagh.
Streaker (outside help): one of Florida's fans runs across the ring naked, while everyone is distracted, Florida shoots his opponent in the back of the head with a T-shirt cannon.
Food Stamps (bribe): Florida Man pays his opponent to take a dive... with food stamps.
Mindblower - Brainbuster
Accidental Backdrop Driver - hits a backdrop driver by mistake.
Biggest Package - This is a small package, but Florida doesn't want people to get the wrong idea.
Walmart Mobility Scooter (weapon): Like Optimus Prime's trailer this comes out of nowhere and Florida will mow you the fuck down.
Darwin Award (weapon): Florida pulls out his Darwin Award and headbutts it into his opponents face. Double KO.
Other Moves:
Bite
Claw
Choke
Eye gouge
Low blow
Triangle button (punch)
Square button (kick)
Forearm smash
Airplane spin
Elbowdrop
Suicide Dive
Baseball Slide
Standing Senton
Big Splash
The People's Elbow
The Worm
The Rear View
Crane Kick
Stone Cold Stunner
Atomic Leg Drop
Wrestler Style: Basic brawler / daredevil high flyer
Manager: Gazoo
Alignment: Loveable goof / scary monster with scarier fan appeal
Gimmick: Florida Man is a man from Florida. Like any other.
How Did You Hear About the XHF Network?: I was trying to win a radio contest.
Sample Roleplay Link:
The Everglades.
A dark shape emerges from the wetlands. Neither human nor alligator, but an unholy amalgamation of the two. Spotting the camera with its cold eyes, the reptile lurches forwards in hungry greeting.
Florida Man: I don't believe in Tuesdays.
Change.
My.
Mind.
Social Media Contact Info: Twitter @miamiheat
Wrestler Name: Florida Man
WHO does your Wrestler Look Like?: The Gorn. Or that cartoon lizard from Rescuers with the straw hat? Florida is a masked wrestler. His mask resembles an old Halloween gorn mask, only the snout has been elongated to look more like a gator. Sometimes pupils are added to look even more like a cartoon. A wide brim straw hat appears to have been stitched into the mask, explaining why it doesnt fall off during matches. The brim is angled to look like a halo. A small hole in the corner of his plastic toothy smile is so he can easily access his cigarettes, but at the moment it holds a piece of straw to complete his lackadaisical country swagger. Instead of traditional tights, he wears overalls and vintage tees.
Wrestler Age: ??
Wrestler Height: 6'2"
Wrestler Weight: 198lbs
Wrestler's Hometown: He hails from the primal instincts of Floridians everywhere.
Wrestler Entrance:
Out of the back staggers The Florida Man to the tune Gimme Some Lovin' by The Spencer Davis Group. The masked gator - who almost walks like a man - chugs a 14% Four Loko before opening another one. With the swagger of a reptile who can't walk a straight line, Florida bumps into guardrails in sync with the music, high fiving fans who help direct his constant motion towards the ring.
Before entering the ring, Florida Man hands his partially drunken Four Loko to a random member of the audience. This week's lucky fan is a six-year-old girl.
Florida Man: HOLD MY BEER WOMAN! . . . I know how much is in there, don't even think about stealing a sip, I do not abide thievery and will mess you up.
The audience chants along with his catchphrase: HOLD. MY. BEER. WOMAN!
FINISHER: Murphy's Law - Shit happens, and he wins.
MEGA DEATH MOVE: Fireman's Special
Mega Death Move Description: Florida climbs to a really high spot in the venue (balcony, scaffold, rafters etc), only to remember that he is terribly afraid of heights. Unable to get down, the fire department needs to be called to rescue him. This can result in a submission if his opponent doesn't want to wait, a countout if his opponent leaves in disgust, or if Florida falls he can hit a devastating high flying move by accident. I mean on purpose.
Set-Up Maneuver:: A lot of stairs.
Signature Moves:
Death Roll: A rolling neck claw done to look like Florida is biting his opponent.
Possom: Florida pretends to be dead. His opponent can be all "I'm not falling for it." But Florida is all: "Falling for what? I am unconscious." And they are all: "You did it last week." But he's all "I think you are mistaking me for someone else. I am knocked out, you are very strong." He will play dead for five minutes if necessary - but eventually his opponent will have to pick him up, and BAM! "I was just faking - Inside Cradle, bitch!" Opponent: "I knew it all along." Florida: "Then why didn't you kick out? You should see the look of surprise on your face, you stupid asshole."
Fried Chicken (weapon): He swings that shit like a shillelagh.
Streaker (outside help): one of Florida's fans runs across the ring naked, while everyone is distracted, Florida shoots his opponent in the back of the head with a T-shirt cannon.
Food Stamps (bribe): Florida Man pays his opponent to take a dive... with food stamps.
Mindblower - Brainbuster
Accidental Backdrop Driver - hits a backdrop driver by mistake.
Biggest Package - This is a small package, but Florida doesn't want people to get the wrong idea.
Walmart Mobility Scooter (weapon): Like Optimus Prime's trailer this comes out of nowhere and Florida will mow you the fuck down.
Darwin Award (weapon): Florida pulls out his Darwin Award and headbutts it into his opponents face. Double KO.
Other Moves:
Bite
Claw
Choke
Eye gouge
Low blow
Triangle button (punch)
Square button (kick)
Forearm smash
Airplane spin
Elbowdrop
Suicide Dive
Baseball Slide
Standing Senton
Big Splash
The People's Elbow
The Worm
The Rear View
Crane Kick
Stone Cold Stunner
Atomic Leg Drop
Wrestler Style: Basic brawler / daredevil high flyer
Manager: Gazoo
Alignment: Loveable goof / scary monster with scarier fan appeal
Gimmick: Florida Man is a man from Florida. Like any other.
How Did You Hear About the XHF Network?: I was trying to win a radio contest.
Sample Roleplay Link:
The Everglades.
A dark shape emerges from the wetlands. Neither human nor alligator, but an unholy amalgamation of the two. Spotting the camera with its cold eyes, the reptile lurches forwards in hungry greeting.
Florida Man: I don't believe in Tuesdays.
Change.
My.
Mind.