Find Out (Bad Luck Inc. XHF Tag Title RP)
Sept 1, 2021 22:48:10 GMT -5
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Post by The Dunne Deal on Sept 1, 2021 22:48:10 GMT -5
At a small local skate park, we find J-RoK stars, Brent Hills and Dan McNamara, collectively known as Bad Luck Inc., having a grand old time. It seems that their upcoming XHF Tag Title match is of little to no concern for them. McNamara hits a small kicker ramp, and goes for a simple kickflip, but lands on the back wheels of his skateboard, causing it to shoot out form under him, causing him to land hard on his tailbone.
“Ha, Ha!”
Hills calls out in an absolutely horrendous Nelson Muntz impression.
“Oh, Shut Up!”
McNamara responds as he chucks his skateboard at Hills.
“Let’s see you do better.”
Hills stands there for a moment looking at his partner, before shaking his head.
“Nah, I think I’ll pass, besides you know BMX is more of my style anyways.”
“You always did enjoy something underneath you.”
“Like your sister.”
McNamara shoots Hills a stare.
“What? It’s not my fault your sister’s into me.”
“You answered the door in a towel.”
“I had just gotten out the shower, when she rang my doorbell.”
“You flashed her!”
“She didn’t scream, which tells me, she wants me.”
“She couldn’t scream. She was to busy laughing at your tiny pecker.”
“Ha, Ha. Funny, I still have better shot with her, than you do ever hitting that stupid kickflip.”
McNamara picks up his skateboard, and walks out to a bench and sits down, Hills grabs his bike and follows after.
“Speaking of being under me, you know who I want under me. Curtis Kanyon”
“Curtis Kanyon, as in former President Curtis Kanyon.”
“The very same.”
McNamara looks confused, and then has a sudden realization.
“Oh, right! We do have that XHF Tag Team Title match coming up. I completely forgot.”
“And something tells me our opponents forgot to. But that’s what happens when you go up against an unknown. You see, unlike teams like The Academy, or Off the Wagon, or even the champs Bangs Bros. themselves. We are a mystery, working quietly in the shadows, waiting for our moment to strike. Well that moment has arrived.”
“So what’s the plan?”
“You remember back in, what was it 2007? When Jake Brown bailed on the Big Air Ramp at the X Games?”
“When he hit the ground so hard his shoes came off? Yeah, what about it?”
“We hit them that hard. We show the world that just because we are a couple of punks, that it doesn’t mean they should take us lightly. I want to shock the world, and knock both Kanyon and Awesome clean out their boots. I want to show that, without bad luck they’d have no luck at all.”
McNamara chuckles.
“Fine then, let’s do it. And Bang Bros. I hope you’re listening, because I want to underestimate us. I want you to fuck around and find out. Bad Luck Inc. isn’t asking for the Tag Title, they’re taking them. This isn’t a merger, it’s a hostile takeover.”
“Ha, Ha!”
Hills calls out in an absolutely horrendous Nelson Muntz impression.
“Oh, Shut Up!”
McNamara responds as he chucks his skateboard at Hills.
“Let’s see you do better.”
Hills stands there for a moment looking at his partner, before shaking his head.
“Nah, I think I’ll pass, besides you know BMX is more of my style anyways.”
“You always did enjoy something underneath you.”
“Like your sister.”
McNamara shoots Hills a stare.
“What? It’s not my fault your sister’s into me.”
“You answered the door in a towel.”
“I had just gotten out the shower, when she rang my doorbell.”
“You flashed her!”
“She didn’t scream, which tells me, she wants me.”
“She couldn’t scream. She was to busy laughing at your tiny pecker.”
“Ha, Ha. Funny, I still have better shot with her, than you do ever hitting that stupid kickflip.”
McNamara picks up his skateboard, and walks out to a bench and sits down, Hills grabs his bike and follows after.
“Speaking of being under me, you know who I want under me. Curtis Kanyon”
“Curtis Kanyon, as in former President Curtis Kanyon.”
“The very same.”
McNamara looks confused, and then has a sudden realization.
“Oh, right! We do have that XHF Tag Team Title match coming up. I completely forgot.”
“And something tells me our opponents forgot to. But that’s what happens when you go up against an unknown. You see, unlike teams like The Academy, or Off the Wagon, or even the champs Bangs Bros. themselves. We are a mystery, working quietly in the shadows, waiting for our moment to strike. Well that moment has arrived.”
“So what’s the plan?”
“You remember back in, what was it 2007? When Jake Brown bailed on the Big Air Ramp at the X Games?”
“When he hit the ground so hard his shoes came off? Yeah, what about it?”
“We hit them that hard. We show the world that just because we are a couple of punks, that it doesn’t mean they should take us lightly. I want to shock the world, and knock both Kanyon and Awesome clean out their boots. I want to show that, without bad luck they’d have no luck at all.”
McNamara chuckles.
“Fine then, let’s do it. And Bang Bros. I hope you’re listening, because I want to underestimate us. I want you to fuck around and find out. Bad Luck Inc. isn’t asking for the Tag Title, they’re taking them. This isn’t a merger, it’s a hostile takeover.”