Post by Timeless on Sept 3, 2021 19:45:02 GMT -5
[We open to see Timeless and Roxylishus outside the Scotiabank arena. Its pre show and Timeless is power walking. His baseball style ‘Prime Time’ shirt is unbuttoned and waves behind him as he picks up the pace. Roxylishus is dragging the bag on its trolley wheels, near running to keep up with him and still falling behind. Timeless storms thru the doors almost knocking them off their hinges and surges forward, officials and prelim workers just stare at him in disbelief that he is here, parting the way for him as he barrels along.]
[Timeless comes to the camera crew in front of the Honor Banner and stands in front of it.]
Timeless : Roll it!
[The camera crew look confused and unsure whether they should.]
Timeless : NOW!!
[The crew starts to roll, they aint stupid. Timeless wonders if one day ‘stupid’ will become an offensive word.]
Timeless : So ….. Unless you have been living under a rock. You are looking at public enemy number ONE here at the XHF!
Well … what’s new?
People say I am a polarizing figure. Many other names they also label me. I COULD CARE LESS.
Want to form a lynch mob and come for me? Been there conquered that.
It’s the same old story. Everyone can believe whatever they want to believe. No one should be called names for having their own beliefs. Everyone should be proud of who they are and where they come from ….. Unless ……..
[Timeless pauses, letting the unless just sit there.]
Timeless : Unless you dont believe or agree with what I believe. Then …. Oh boy then …. The names come.
You lot … you WANT to be Outraged.
You WANT to be offended!
Well … where I was raised, when little cry babies would scream and yell, they were told … to TOUGHEN UP ….. P ……
[Roxylishus arrives at the banner and slaps her hands over Timeless’ mouth.]
Roxylishus : There is only one Princess here at the XHF. And that's me. The Siren of the Squared circle.
Timeless : (removing her hands and looking very annoyed) I was going to say. Toughen up … PEOPLE!
You want to know why they call me Mr Idontgiveafuck?
It’s for a reason. I DON’T!
I LIVE IT!
I don’t take a backwards step. EVER!
We saw it when the ReVs arrived. I walked straight to the ring, three on one, I’m stupid like that.
Same with the Syndicate.
These scallywag pirates arrive? I tell them to their stinking faces. You aint shit! I’ll prove it at Honor as well.
All hype. All talk.
You don’t know who the fuck you are dealing with.
(Rowdy Roddy Piper voice) No retreat. And NO SURRENDER!
No Fear either.
Run around thechat locker rooms and talk all the shit you want.
That isn’t what cuts it. What cuts it is when the bell rings. Once you’re in there with Sir Winsalot! Then there is nowhere to hide. No one to blame either for your short comings.
You're not going to lose this Tag Team Title match because of no bs politics or no management decisions. Not because of no mob yelling for blood in the parking lot either.
You’re going to lose because you're simply out matched.
Out classed.
Frankly.
You're in way over your heads.
So, get the excuse book out.
Take your ball and fuck off and sing kumbaya around the fire.
Or, step up and COME THE FUCK AT ME!
It’s easier said than done. HNDRXX tried it and I broke his arm.
Not for no malice either. That was just business. I made an example of him and what happens if a little try hard wants to get above themselves and think can step to me.
It’s like the movie 21 Jump Street. Not the old Johnny Depp show, the movie remake. It's a mockery of the way these kids see society. Where a stud like Channing Tatum is the outcast and Jonah Fuckin Hill is the ‘cool one’.
[Timeless scoffs.]
Timeless : That’s what you peanuts believe. That real life is like that and if enough of you yell and scream on your social media platforms that it will somehow become so.
Then, real life opens the door and punches you right in the fucking face!
This is Wrestling Jack! This is the World. Guess what. Not everyone is going to agree with everyone. Not everyone is going to like everyone. It’s just LIFE!
Suck it UP!
[Roxylishus is sweating bullets, hoping Timeless doesn't go too far, giving him ‘the look’ to get it back on track.]
Timeless : Honor is MY SHOW!
Sir Winsalot put this show on the map!
Time and time again I see the likes of these ‘triggered’ come for me.
Time and again some delusional fool gets enough self belief from their ‘friends’ telling them how great they are that they think they can come and take a shot. Time and again, I knock them the fuck back to where they came from.
Rinse. Repeat.
Two years from now, there will have been another 7 groups of big fish where they came from wrestlers who thought they were the best of the best and who came to Canada to prove it, and two years from now we won't even remember half of their names.
[Timeless stares deeply into the camera.]
Timeless : I am Sir Winsalot!
We are Prime Time! Imperial Crown Tag Team Champions!
We take out the trash and collect all the cash!
I’ll break your heart and tear you apart!
We make stacks and break backs!
I’ll rupture your spleen and knock you out clean!
I am the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing womens wet dream!
A god damn wrestling MACHINE!
Un Fade Able.
[Timeless comes to the camera crew in front of the Honor Banner and stands in front of it.]
Timeless : Roll it!
[The camera crew look confused and unsure whether they should.]
Timeless : NOW!!
[The crew starts to roll, they aint stupid. Timeless wonders if one day ‘stupid’ will become an offensive word.]
Timeless : So ….. Unless you have been living under a rock. You are looking at public enemy number ONE here at the XHF!
Well … what’s new?
People say I am a polarizing figure. Many other names they also label me. I COULD CARE LESS.
Want to form a lynch mob and come for me? Been there conquered that.
It’s the same old story. Everyone can believe whatever they want to believe. No one should be called names for having their own beliefs. Everyone should be proud of who they are and where they come from ….. Unless ……..
[Timeless pauses, letting the unless just sit there.]
Timeless : Unless you dont believe or agree with what I believe. Then …. Oh boy then …. The names come.
You lot … you WANT to be Outraged.
You WANT to be offended!
Well … where I was raised, when little cry babies would scream and yell, they were told … to TOUGHEN UP ….. P ……
[Roxylishus arrives at the banner and slaps her hands over Timeless’ mouth.]
Roxylishus : There is only one Princess here at the XHF. And that's me. The Siren of the Squared circle.
Timeless : (removing her hands and looking very annoyed) I was going to say. Toughen up … PEOPLE!
You want to know why they call me Mr Idontgiveafuck?
It’s for a reason. I DON’T!
I LIVE IT!
I don’t take a backwards step. EVER!
We saw it when the ReVs arrived. I walked straight to the ring, three on one, I’m stupid like that.
Same with the Syndicate.
These scallywag pirates arrive? I tell them to their stinking faces. You aint shit! I’ll prove it at Honor as well.
All hype. All talk.
You don’t know who the fuck you are dealing with.
(Rowdy Roddy Piper voice) No retreat. And NO SURRENDER!
No Fear either.
Run around the
That isn’t what cuts it. What cuts it is when the bell rings. Once you’re in there with Sir Winsalot! Then there is nowhere to hide. No one to blame either for your short comings.
You're not going to lose this Tag Team Title match because of no bs politics or no management decisions. Not because of no mob yelling for blood in the parking lot either.
You’re going to lose because you're simply out matched.
Out classed.
Frankly.
You're in way over your heads.
So, get the excuse book out.
Take your ball and fuck off and sing kumbaya around the fire.
Or, step up and COME THE FUCK AT ME!
It’s easier said than done. HNDRXX tried it and I broke his arm.
Not for no malice either. That was just business. I made an example of him and what happens if a little try hard wants to get above themselves and think can step to me.
It’s like the movie 21 Jump Street. Not the old Johnny Depp show, the movie remake. It's a mockery of the way these kids see society. Where a stud like Channing Tatum is the outcast and Jonah Fuckin Hill is the ‘cool one’.
[Timeless scoffs.]
Timeless : That’s what you peanuts believe. That real life is like that and if enough of you yell and scream on your social media platforms that it will somehow become so.
Then, real life opens the door and punches you right in the fucking face!
This is Wrestling Jack! This is the World. Guess what. Not everyone is going to agree with everyone. Not everyone is going to like everyone. It’s just LIFE!
Suck it UP!
[Roxylishus is sweating bullets, hoping Timeless doesn't go too far, giving him ‘the look’ to get it back on track.]
Timeless : Honor is MY SHOW!
Sir Winsalot put this show on the map!
Time and time again I see the likes of these ‘triggered’ come for me.
Time and again some delusional fool gets enough self belief from their ‘friends’ telling them how great they are that they think they can come and take a shot. Time and again, I knock them the fuck back to where they came from.
Rinse. Repeat.
Two years from now, there will have been another 7 groups of big fish where they came from wrestlers who thought they were the best of the best and who came to Canada to prove it, and two years from now we won't even remember half of their names.
[Timeless stares deeply into the camera.]
Timeless : I am Sir Winsalot!
We are Prime Time! Imperial Crown Tag Team Champions!
We take out the trash and collect all the cash!
I’ll break your heart and tear you apart!
We make stacks and break backs!
I’ll rupture your spleen and knock you out clean!
I am the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing womens wet dream!
A god damn wrestling MACHINE!
Un Fade Able.
