Post by rich121 on Sept 7, 2021 14:18:31 GMT -5
It’s dark, a damp smell fills your nostrils as you take a breath. Each footstep echoes throughout the area, a match is struck and dropped to the ground. The room lights up with the flame that has been ignited as from within the flames a hooded individual steps through. The hood is pulled back to reveal Jester LeBeau, his face showing some of the bruising from previous attacks, but a wicked smile forms as he begins to speak…
Jester: “Oh, I went and did it this time didn’t I? I done went and pissed off the inbred banjo collection. Yeah, I did that, and I’ll do it again. Wait! We are supposed to be on the same side coming up against the Black Hand? HA! That’s a larf. We may stand on the same side of the ring but you best stay out of my way. Carson, I have no problem pounding a foot off your height for starters. Annie, I’ll knock your fucking tits off. And Grampy Chuck best stay back or I may have to see if I can put a catheter up your pisshole… if I can find one that small and narrow.
“After my most recent episodes I realize maybe I’m having too much fun. Where is the guy that wanted to {No Means No} CJ Walker with a barbed wire wrapped dildo? Where is the guy that would set fire to a school just because the teacher gave me a frowny face sticker on my book report… I CAN’T HELP IT THAT I WANTED JOHNNY TRUMAIN TO LOOSE BOTH ARMS, BOTH LEGS AND HAVE A SHOTGUN SHOVED UP HIS ASS! Where is the guy that sent those cops in Shreveport… Wait, wait I can’t talk about that one the documents are sealed. Where is the guy who enjoyed taking a beating, bleeding all over the ring and sharing that pleasure with his opponents?
(Jester turns around, back to the camera and urinates on the fire until he can’t go no more. Effectively putting quite a bit of it out)
“I should thank you hill jacks, because now I’m feeling more like myself. I have the urge to inflict pain again. I want you ALL to feel what I felt being strapped to a hospital bed, tubes putting stuff in and taking stuff out, waiting for the opportunity to jump up and strangle Nurse Tommy for not fulfilling his obligation of a sloppy blowjob in an effort to heal my body and spirit. Nurse Nancy didn’t have any issues and let me say, she really did the job and got all that stupidity to shoot right out. And now there is just me. And that is bad news for anyone else, period.
“The Black Hand, let’s see what Rated M can do and if there is a chance you could get the UPW Tag belts from us. Diaz, show me how strong you are by breaking Carson in half. Miller, send Annie flying third class onto the concrete. Have some fun with them, I’ll be right there AS I AM SUPPOSED TO BE and I’ll be watching the show. Oh and if you inbreds like fire so much (strikes a match) lets see how you burn.”