Post by kiddiaz316 on Sept 11, 2021 8:59:05 GMT -5
(Scene opens in downtown TORONTO ONTARIO CANADA at Carbone and Sons lawyer office! It's a rather odd building to say the least! All see through but yet reflective glass that you just can’t see through! It’s like an alien fortress! You rub the glass and rub your fucking eyes but you just can’t see through the mother fucker! Don’t like the language? Go fuck your self and skim it bitch boy! Shit just got real! Old Bitch Robert Colket the MANAGER OF CHAMPIONS, the estranged and disgruntled former manager of Kid Diaz is seen sitting in his office! The office is really more of a pent house suite to say the mother fucking least! Old Bitch is seen sitting in the lower level on a white leather couch dressed in a purple 70’s style pimp outfit with a red fedora with a huge ass yellow feather! He’s having a little drinky poo.)
Collet: Hello fans. This ain’t gonna be flashy or expensive,like the Blackhand but it’s of course being billed to those under archiving, selfish Bastards! Bitter much right? Yeah I am! They cut me out and stole my client! Sons of bitches!
( Old Bitch takes a drink.)
Collet: Let’s face it! Kid Diaz ain’t that bright to begin with! This stupid mother fucker went to Thief Taylor’s s.W.o wrestling school in Greenwood Indy mother fucking Anna! That mother fucker hasn’t had an original thought in his pea nut brain in half a mother fucking century! What a joke! He’s nothing to brag about!
(Old Bitch pauses and adjusts his fedora.)
Collet: Let me explain things! Kid Diaz is socially inept! He is a fake king! This schmuck wins a little half assed match and is crowned homecoming king! The fucking guy parades around with Rain and Miller as his servants! Are you fucking kidding me? Goes from being next in line to the World Title to a fake prom king! From the Real throne to a Fake one!
(Old Bitch chuckles and takes a drink and crosses his leg over the other one.)
Collet: So then the Galway half wit joins the Blackhand. Is it cool? No doubt they are! Their merchandising sales are 6 times anyone else's, fast cars and even faster women but let’s face it! They are all rookies! All just out of wrestling school! Yeah ya gotta start somewhere but let’s get real! They prance around like the world owes them something! Think about it like this! Bryan Black bought and paid for the gold belts in UPW! Think about that bullshit! How legit is a company when an employee pays into floating the payroll of the company? No wonder UPW is a regional promotion and always will be! It all just fits! A little fed with a fucked up and complicated corrupt system run by a wimp and dike that wants to be mega stars!
Collet: So after running my mouth and getting stuff off my chest why do I care? Why do I honestly give two fucks?
(Old Bitch runs his chin.)
Collet: Nobody steals from me! Kid Diaz is under contract to me and because of that he does as I fucking say!
(Collet laughs and takes a drink.)
Collet: Diaz is done with UPW!
(Camera fades to black.)