Post by Ragsdale on Sept 11, 2021 10:35:24 GMT -5
(Nathaniel and Brittany are in the gym. Nathaniel and is dressed in gym gear and Brittany is dressed in her typical grunge attire.)
Brittany: So Pixi, you act like you're special because you go to the gym. (in a smart assed tone as she impersonates Pixi) "I put my recovery down to healthy living and a LOT of flexibility. I'm less susceptible to injury." Well let me tell you that Nathaniel goes to the gym too!
(We see Nathaniel in the background doing bicep curls.)
Brittany (impersonating Pixi): Oh I'm so special because I go to the gym! You hear that Nathaniel?
(Nathaniel laughs)
Nathaniel: Tell the bitch she's in over her head.
Brittany: Oh you better believe I will! She's all concerned about Cliff getting involved but she didn't feel that I was important enough to even mention. Let me tell you something, Pixi, Nathaniel doesn't have to cheat to beat you. You're better than he is? You actually think YOU are better than he is?
Nathaniel (as he's doing his curls): Find out what she's on!
Brittany: Oh she's on something alright. You and I both know that! She's gotta be on something to think she can beat you let alone think she is actually better than you.
(Nathaniel tosses the weights onto the floor.)
Nathaniel (looks at the camera): HEY PIXI! You wanna piece of me? You wanna play with the big dogs? Come at me bro!
Brittany: Bro?
Nathaniel: She thinks she's a bro.
Brittany: She's not a natural woman like me, that's for sure. (whispers out loud) I bet she's a tranny.
(Nathaniel laughs)
Nathaniel: I don't care what she is. I'm not gonna "underestimate" or take it easy on her. She's gets in my way and she's gonna get crushed, just like anyone else. Tell her to bring that old fossil Ruby with her if he's bored. Might as well take care of both of them at once.
Brittany: What about Larry?
Nathaniel: Got any extra mirrors laying around?
(Brittany laughs as they remember their UP Wrestling debut, which involved a mirror and Larry's face.)
Nathaniel: Where the hell is Larry anyway? Pixi protecting her or something?
Brittany: Beats me.
Nathaniel: If she brings Larry, you can handle her, right?
Brittany: Most definitely. I'll be more than happy to mess up her face again, and this time she won't be able to fix it!
(Nathaniel laughs as he does another set of curls. Fade to black.)
Brittany: So Pixi, you act like you're special because you go to the gym. (in a smart assed tone as she impersonates Pixi) "I put my recovery down to healthy living and a LOT of flexibility. I'm less susceptible to injury." Well let me tell you that Nathaniel goes to the gym too!
(We see Nathaniel in the background doing bicep curls.)
Brittany (impersonating Pixi): Oh I'm so special because I go to the gym! You hear that Nathaniel?
(Nathaniel laughs)
Nathaniel: Tell the bitch she's in over her head.
Brittany: Oh you better believe I will! She's all concerned about Cliff getting involved but she didn't feel that I was important enough to even mention. Let me tell you something, Pixi, Nathaniel doesn't have to cheat to beat you. You're better than he is? You actually think YOU are better than he is?
Nathaniel (as he's doing his curls): Find out what she's on!
Brittany: Oh she's on something alright. You and I both know that! She's gotta be on something to think she can beat you let alone think she is actually better than you.
(Nathaniel tosses the weights onto the floor.)
Nathaniel (looks at the camera): HEY PIXI! You wanna piece of me? You wanna play with the big dogs? Come at me bro!
Brittany: Bro?
Nathaniel: She thinks she's a bro.
Brittany: She's not a natural woman like me, that's for sure. (whispers out loud) I bet she's a tranny.
(Nathaniel laughs)
Nathaniel: I don't care what she is. I'm not gonna "underestimate" or take it easy on her. She's gets in my way and she's gonna get crushed, just like anyone else. Tell her to bring that old fossil Ruby with her if he's bored. Might as well take care of both of them at once.
Brittany: What about Larry?
Nathaniel: Got any extra mirrors laying around?
(Brittany laughs as they remember their UP Wrestling debut, which involved a mirror and Larry's face.)
Nathaniel: Where the hell is Larry anyway? Pixi protecting her or something?
Brittany: Beats me.
Nathaniel: If she brings Larry, you can handle her, right?
Brittany: Most definitely. I'll be more than happy to mess up her face again, and this time she won't be able to fix it!
(Nathaniel laughs as he does another set of curls. Fade to black.)