Bleed The Fall(Revs)
Sept 11, 2021 22:24:32 GMT -5
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Post by Roy "The Sorrow" Harlowe (NJC) on Sept 11, 2021 22:24:32 GMT -5
Neo James Carner sits on the edge of a bench in a locker room in an undisclosed location, is he at the gym or an arena? It's hard to say but it's that kind of vibe indeed.
NJC: "Patience...Persistence...I am a personification of these words, it's not a hidden fact."
Neo says running through his long elegant hair. It shimmers like the finest silk in sunlight. He continues pontificating.
NJC: "It doesn't matter how many opponents they throw, how many missteps, miscalculations or mistakes I make...I always bounce back, I don't tuck tail, I don't run from my past, I embrace it. My win/loss record isn't something I'm ashamed of. You win some, you lose some, but every time I make my presence known and I'm the residence of a malevolent presence that demands to be seen on every tv, cell phone and tablet screen the world possesses."
Neo says with a toothy grin wide like a Cheshire cat. His every word dripped in his sardonic wit.
NJC: "And I'm not alone in this thought process! You're damn right The ReVenants have a colorful history with getting attention, we mock your heroes and we challenge authority figures everywhere we go. We have a command presence that demands respect and if we have to beat everyone who dares stand in our way. Why? Because we're the fucking ReVenants! Our job is to return the ghost of the once great professional wrestling to its former glory! No longer will the fans of this business hide their head in shame when they think of pro wrestling when they see a cartoon masked moron like Jesse Jamester. A man playing pretend behind a mask begging for validation every step of the way. He wants to get into Keith's way, I shoved a 10,000 dollar bounty down his throat and I've waited eagerly with patience every step of the way begging ANYBODY to have the balls to make themselves famous, and rich! You wanna be rich don't you!? I'm tired of nobody having the guts to SUCCEED in collecting the bounty. So it's time the NPW roster stops fucking around! Earn your reward. Don't disappoint me!"
Neo stares into the camera lens practically begging at this point.
NJC: "I've wasted enough of my breath on that frog faced charlatan let's dive right into Fight For The Fallen. Lord D, big ol D, our noble fighting champion with the gusto to tame the primal rage of Lynx and have that no name dropping feline on his side. Don't think I didn't notice Lynx! You don't know my name!? You're gonna learn it, even if I have to scorch it and scar it into your mangy hide."
Neo says, making stabbing motions with his hands.
NJC: "It's like my entire schtick, if I'm not hounding my 7 foot useless body guard, I'm illuminating the word with the cadence that my name makes when it cascades like a diamond waterfall from my tongue. I mean, just listen to how it sounds. Neo. James. Carner."
Neo gives the name a pantomime of a chef's kiss with his fingers.
NJC: "Where can ya go wrong!? It's beautiful name, one that will be etched into your brain as my knee collides with your temple again and over and again, the Neo-Sympho-Knee will leave it's mark and you're in luck ya cucks, my name is etched onto my knee pads so you'll have plenty of time to learn it when you see it darting for your forehead. So say it with me now."
Neo conducts his hand like he's orchestrating an orchestra.
NJC: "Neo!" James! Carner!"
Neo stands up from the bench and begins to wave his hands to and fro.
NJC: "Neo James Carner! Come on now! Don't be shy! Neo James Carner!"
Neo claps his hands together and sustains a silence as he seems to be resonating in the sound his name once made.
NJC: "You remember that, and you remember where I come from. Because The ReVenants are here to play for keeps, and we plan on keeping everything that we want. You got two fancy belts on your shoulders Lord D and maybe, just maybe we want those too."
Neo gives a cheeky wink.
NJC: "Beating us isn't your option, surviving the ReVs is your only option Lynx and Lord D. If you bleed, we've already won and I promise you, you will bleed! The ReVenants ain't got time to bleed! You will not know how to fight, but only fall at Fight For The Fallen!"
NJC: "Patience...Persistence...I am a personification of these words, it's not a hidden fact."
Neo says running through his long elegant hair. It shimmers like the finest silk in sunlight. He continues pontificating.
NJC: "It doesn't matter how many opponents they throw, how many missteps, miscalculations or mistakes I make...I always bounce back, I don't tuck tail, I don't run from my past, I embrace it. My win/loss record isn't something I'm ashamed of. You win some, you lose some, but every time I make my presence known and I'm the residence of a malevolent presence that demands to be seen on every tv, cell phone and tablet screen the world possesses."
Neo says with a toothy grin wide like a Cheshire cat. His every word dripped in his sardonic wit.
NJC: "And I'm not alone in this thought process! You're damn right The ReVenants have a colorful history with getting attention, we mock your heroes and we challenge authority figures everywhere we go. We have a command presence that demands respect and if we have to beat everyone who dares stand in our way. Why? Because we're the fucking ReVenants! Our job is to return the ghost of the once great professional wrestling to its former glory! No longer will the fans of this business hide their head in shame when they think of pro wrestling when they see a cartoon masked moron like Jesse Jamester. A man playing pretend behind a mask begging for validation every step of the way. He wants to get into Keith's way, I shoved a 10,000 dollar bounty down his throat and I've waited eagerly with patience every step of the way begging ANYBODY to have the balls to make themselves famous, and rich! You wanna be rich don't you!? I'm tired of nobody having the guts to SUCCEED in collecting the bounty. So it's time the NPW roster stops fucking around! Earn your reward. Don't disappoint me!"
Neo stares into the camera lens practically begging at this point.
NJC: "I've wasted enough of my breath on that frog faced charlatan let's dive right into Fight For The Fallen. Lord D, big ol D, our noble fighting champion with the gusto to tame the primal rage of Lynx and have that no name dropping feline on his side. Don't think I didn't notice Lynx! You don't know my name!? You're gonna learn it, even if I have to scorch it and scar it into your mangy hide."
Neo says, making stabbing motions with his hands.
NJC: "It's like my entire schtick, if I'm not hounding my 7 foot useless body guard, I'm illuminating the word with the cadence that my name makes when it cascades like a diamond waterfall from my tongue. I mean, just listen to how it sounds. Neo. James. Carner."
Neo gives the name a pantomime of a chef's kiss with his fingers.
NJC: "Where can ya go wrong!? It's beautiful name, one that will be etched into your brain as my knee collides with your temple again and over and again, the Neo-Sympho-Knee will leave it's mark and you're in luck ya cucks, my name is etched onto my knee pads so you'll have plenty of time to learn it when you see it darting for your forehead. So say it with me now."
Neo conducts his hand like he's orchestrating an orchestra.
NJC: "Neo!" James! Carner!"
Neo stands up from the bench and begins to wave his hands to and fro.
NJC: "Neo James Carner! Come on now! Don't be shy! Neo James Carner!"
Neo claps his hands together and sustains a silence as he seems to be resonating in the sound his name once made.
NJC: "You remember that, and you remember where I come from. Because The ReVenants are here to play for keeps, and we plan on keeping everything that we want. You got two fancy belts on your shoulders Lord D and maybe, just maybe we want those too."
Neo gives a cheeky wink.
NJC: "Beating us isn't your option, surviving the ReVs is your only option Lynx and Lord D. If you bleed, we've already won and I promise you, you will bleed! The ReVenants ain't got time to bleed! You will not know how to fight, but only fall at Fight For The Fallen!"
