Oh Canada (FFTF 2021)
Sept 13, 2021 21:28:04 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Garcia on Sept 13, 2021 21:28:04 GMT -5
Day: Tuesday
Time: 5:30pm
Location: Parkdale, Calgary Alberta Canada.
The scene opens up in front of a beautiful home, in Parkdale, Calgary!
As you notice the “sold” sign over the “For Sale” post out of the house walks Rob Garcia and Jeff Noon with what looks to be a real estate agent. Rob and Jeff are both texting away on their phones as they walk the agent to their car. They get to the car that belongs to this gentleman. Chat for a bit and then shake hands with the man and say goodbye as he drives away. Rob and Jeff then both turn their attention to the home.
Jeff Congratulations, Rob. You now own a Canadian home.
Jeff says proudly. Rob smiles and shrugs.
Rob: Yeah.. I just didn’t want to keep flying back and forth from Beverly Hills to shitty ass Canada. Canadian people smell like shit and syrup and I was sick of being around them at the airport.
Jeff chuckles with a nod.
Jeff Haha! Yeah, they suck! Thanks by the way, for finding another home with a guest house in the back. Makes me feel like I got my own place to get away from work.
Rob smiles with a nod and pats Jeff on the shoulder.
Rob: Of course, I have to make sure my best friend is taken care of.
When in reality, Rob wouldn’t know what to do without Jeff. He has to have him close by or his world would fall apart, as Jeff keeps order in the world of Rob.
Jeff So now what?
Jeff questions.
Rob: Well, we need furniture. How do we get that in Canada? Do they have stores out here? Or do lumberjacks just take our order for what we want and we pay them in pancakes?
Jeff pulls out his phone and takes some notes. And with a smirk turns to Rob.
Jeff I'll take care of all of that, Rob. You just write the check.
/\/the scene then fades out\/\
Our scene opens back up where we find Rob and Jeff in a furniture store. They're both looking around at all the nearby items and both seemed unimpressed. Just then we see what looks to be a camera crew from TMZ walking there way
TMZ guy Yooo! Rob Garcia and Jeff Noon! How are you guys doing today?
Jeff stares down the TMZ crew as Rob gives them a glance but doesn't seem interested enough to keep his attention on them.
Jeff No, no! Get away! We don't have time for y---
Rob: Actually Jeff, it's okay. For today anyways.
He says in a smug manner.
TMZ guy: Haha… Thanks Mr. Garcia. We just wanted to ask with Fight for the Fallen right around the corner, are you ready for your triple threat match?
The man says enthusiastically. Rob in a very cocky manner shrugs his shoulders.
Rob: I mean, yeah of course I’m ready. Freak’kay and Luh.. Lock-
Jeff: Lochlyn
Jeff quickly whispers over to Rob.
Rob: Lochlyn! Yeah, Freak’kay and Lochlyn, I’m more than ready for these two guys. I mean look at them… Freak’kay I’ve already beaten, and I destroyed him the whole match and won all on my own!
TMZ guy: That’s up for debate..
Rob continues, not acknowledging the comment.
Rob: And then there is the new CruiserWeight Champ, Lochlyn Chode! This little twerp… I mean, he is impressive. But the lucha-villain also hasn’t faced someone like myself. And that's because the CruiserWeight division has never been lucky enough to have the King of Extreme. That giant haired buck toothed Brit is in for a rude awakening come Fight for the Fallen. Because week to week I’m losing weight and getting more agile! Each week I become better at taking more risks then the likes of Lochlyn or Freak have ever seen before.
Rob says with a fierce tone in his voice.
TMZ guy: Yeah, we have heard you’re training to join the CruiserWeight division. How’s that been working out for you?
Rob grins at the question.
Rob: I’ll tell you this reporter’boy! NPW will soon witness the greatest daredevil to ever hit the division. I’m not there yet, but I’m damn close. Lochlyn Chode and the Freak, will be the first examples. I’m sure Freak’kay wants his rebuttal, and demands to show everyone that I got lucky the last time we met, but he’ll let his fans down once again. And Chode the champion wants this title reign to be legendary… That too will be the biggest let down, even though we’re in his hometown that night, no one seems to like him. So it’ll be a let down to his mom, who is really his only fan. I heard even his dad was ashamed of him and that's why he suffers from that loner virgin nerd identity disorder. And the shame he’ll be carrying after our match isn’t going to help that at all either.
Rob says in a brash way and Jeff chuckles because of it.
TMZ guy: Well, Mr. Garcia it sounds like you’re ready for good luck this Thursday!
Jeff turns his back to them and whispers something to Rob in a shady manner. Rob nods to them and waves and the scene then begins to fade.
/\/\/Fades to black\/\/\
Time: 5:30pm
Location: Parkdale, Calgary Alberta Canada.
The scene opens up in front of a beautiful home, in Parkdale, Calgary!
As you notice the “sold” sign over the “For Sale” post out of the house walks Rob Garcia and Jeff Noon with what looks to be a real estate agent. Rob and Jeff are both texting away on their phones as they walk the agent to their car. They get to the car that belongs to this gentleman. Chat for a bit and then shake hands with the man and say goodbye as he drives away. Rob and Jeff then both turn their attention to the home.
Jeff Congratulations, Rob. You now own a Canadian home.
Jeff says proudly. Rob smiles and shrugs.
Rob: Yeah.. I just didn’t want to keep flying back and forth from Beverly Hills to shitty ass Canada. Canadian people smell like shit and syrup and I was sick of being around them at the airport.
Jeff chuckles with a nod.
Jeff Haha! Yeah, they suck! Thanks by the way, for finding another home with a guest house in the back. Makes me feel like I got my own place to get away from work.
Rob smiles with a nod and pats Jeff on the shoulder.
Rob: Of course, I have to make sure my best friend is taken care of.
When in reality, Rob wouldn’t know what to do without Jeff. He has to have him close by or his world would fall apart, as Jeff keeps order in the world of Rob.
Jeff So now what?
Jeff questions.
Rob: Well, we need furniture. How do we get that in Canada? Do they have stores out here? Or do lumberjacks just take our order for what we want and we pay them in pancakes?
Jeff pulls out his phone and takes some notes. And with a smirk turns to Rob.
Jeff I'll take care of all of that, Rob. You just write the check.
/\/the scene then fades out\/\
Our scene opens back up where we find Rob and Jeff in a furniture store. They're both looking around at all the nearby items and both seemed unimpressed. Just then we see what looks to be a camera crew from TMZ walking there way
TMZ guy Yooo! Rob Garcia and Jeff Noon! How are you guys doing today?
Jeff stares down the TMZ crew as Rob gives them a glance but doesn't seem interested enough to keep his attention on them.
Jeff No, no! Get away! We don't have time for y---
Rob: Actually Jeff, it's okay. For today anyways.
He says in a smug manner.
TMZ guy: Haha… Thanks Mr. Garcia. We just wanted to ask with Fight for the Fallen right around the corner, are you ready for your triple threat match?
The man says enthusiastically. Rob in a very cocky manner shrugs his shoulders.
Rob: I mean, yeah of course I’m ready. Freak’kay and Luh.. Lock-
Jeff: Lochlyn
Jeff quickly whispers over to Rob.
Rob: Lochlyn! Yeah, Freak’kay and Lochlyn, I’m more than ready for these two guys. I mean look at them… Freak’kay I’ve already beaten, and I destroyed him the whole match and won all on my own!
TMZ guy: That’s up for debate..
Rob continues, not acknowledging the comment.
Rob: And then there is the new CruiserWeight Champ, Lochlyn Chode! This little twerp… I mean, he is impressive. But the lucha-villain also hasn’t faced someone like myself. And that's because the CruiserWeight division has never been lucky enough to have the King of Extreme. That giant haired buck toothed Brit is in for a rude awakening come Fight for the Fallen. Because week to week I’m losing weight and getting more agile! Each week I become better at taking more risks then the likes of Lochlyn or Freak have ever seen before.
Rob says with a fierce tone in his voice.
TMZ guy: Yeah, we have heard you’re training to join the CruiserWeight division. How’s that been working out for you?
Rob grins at the question.
Rob: I’ll tell you this reporter’boy! NPW will soon witness the greatest daredevil to ever hit the division. I’m not there yet, but I’m damn close. Lochlyn Chode and the Freak, will be the first examples. I’m sure Freak’kay wants his rebuttal, and demands to show everyone that I got lucky the last time we met, but he’ll let his fans down once again. And Chode the champion wants this title reign to be legendary… That too will be the biggest let down, even though we’re in his hometown that night, no one seems to like him. So it’ll be a let down to his mom, who is really his only fan. I heard even his dad was ashamed of him and that's why he suffers from that loner virgin nerd identity disorder. And the shame he’ll be carrying after our match isn’t going to help that at all either.
Rob says in a brash way and Jeff chuckles because of it.
TMZ guy: Well, Mr. Garcia it sounds like you’re ready for good luck this Thursday!
Jeff turns his back to them and whispers something to Rob in a shady manner. Rob nods to them and waves and the scene then begins to fade.
/\/\/Fades to black\/\/\
