Post by rich121 on Sept 22, 2021 11:53:55 GMT -5
This is a jrp w/ Jester and Ariana...
Backstage at the Sierra Events Center as Mia has caught up to Jester and Ariana after the main event…
Mia: "Jester, what in the world was going on out there? You were supposed to call the match and keep everything fair, but you seemed to just add to the chaos."
Jester: "Well, isn't it obvious… I'm a really fucking poor referee! (Cackles maniacally) In case you haven't been paying attention I thrive in chaos. And there's nothing better than pouring gasoline on a garbage fire."
Mia: "But you're not medically cleared to be in the ring…"
Jester: "no no no, I'm not cleared to wrestle yet. However, a few semi threatening phone calls, a bit of blackmail photography and a couple of carefully placed used condoms can really open the doors of opportunity. "
Ariana stops looking at Mia and blocks her after Jester spoke.
Ariana: “The bottom line is that we created chaos, we made the situation worse than it was supposed to be. That is what happens when you place us in a room together, we diversify and rectify the matter at hand. Tonight was just a prime example of what we do.”
Mia: “Ariana you say this with up front bravado but haven’t you been the one that has been backed away from promos, appearances, and not even going to see Jester while he was in the hospital?
Ariana: “Look I don’t like Hospitals and we stated a line out there that what we do matters. You see in that ring we hold these belts with iron grip that could rip the face off a bear without it struggling. We defy odds and make sure everyone else suffers. As far as me not going to see Jester he is a big boy I think he can handle himself in any situation.”
Ariana walks a little ways away from Mia and Jester putting her tag title on her shoulder leaning against the wall.
Mia: "So Jester, will you be cleared to defend the tag titles against Rated M?"
Jester: "OH, I will be cleared if I have to give my doctor a very painful enema personally to encourage him to see I'm a well as I'm going to get. Miller. Diaz. I hope you boys put your big girl pull ups on because Ari and I will not be going down quietly. We will be punishing you for wanting this match. We will make your back crack, your knees shudder, your liver quiver and your blood stain the may. We will slash, stab, scratch, gut, disembowel, and maybe give you a gentle foot rub for the pluck and moxie you have spilling out of you like so many internal organs. We will unleash hell and let loose the chihuahuas of war! Hellfire and damnation will overtake your very existence! You boys as well as EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ROSTER will see that we ARE the UPW tag team champions and these belts aren't going anywhere anytime soon."
Mia turned toward Ariana looking at her. Ariana decided to respond but not moving raising her voice a little to be heard.
Ariana: “Jester is right it doesn’t matter if it is Rated M or some other tag team. There hasn’t been a team that has had the level of passion that we have. The immersive hell that they are going to be delving in will only lead to their pain, their suffering, and they will falter in their attempts to have gold.”
Jester: "So Rated M, bring all you got! Be sure you're sober and clean, and maybe get a few pics of those pretty faces because when we're done not only will we still be Tag Champs but not even your mama is gonna be able to recognize you. And just some friendly advice, make sure you know your blood type so the medics can replace everything that we spill."
Backstage at the Sierra Events Center as Mia has caught up to Jester and Ariana after the main event…
Mia: "Jester, what in the world was going on out there? You were supposed to call the match and keep everything fair, but you seemed to just add to the chaos."
Jester: "Well, isn't it obvious… I'm a really fucking poor referee! (Cackles maniacally) In case you haven't been paying attention I thrive in chaos. And there's nothing better than pouring gasoline on a garbage fire."
Mia: "But you're not medically cleared to be in the ring…"
Jester: "no no no, I'm not cleared to wrestle yet. However, a few semi threatening phone calls, a bit of blackmail photography and a couple of carefully placed used condoms can really open the doors of opportunity. "
Ariana stops looking at Mia and blocks her after Jester spoke.
Ariana: “The bottom line is that we created chaos, we made the situation worse than it was supposed to be. That is what happens when you place us in a room together, we diversify and rectify the matter at hand. Tonight was just a prime example of what we do.”
Mia: “Ariana you say this with up front bravado but haven’t you been the one that has been backed away from promos, appearances, and not even going to see Jester while he was in the hospital?
Ariana: “Look I don’t like Hospitals and we stated a line out there that what we do matters. You see in that ring we hold these belts with iron grip that could rip the face off a bear without it struggling. We defy odds and make sure everyone else suffers. As far as me not going to see Jester he is a big boy I think he can handle himself in any situation.”
Ariana walks a little ways away from Mia and Jester putting her tag title on her shoulder leaning against the wall.
Mia: "So Jester, will you be cleared to defend the tag titles against Rated M?"
Jester: "OH, I will be cleared if I have to give my doctor a very painful enema personally to encourage him to see I'm a well as I'm going to get. Miller. Diaz. I hope you boys put your big girl pull ups on because Ari and I will not be going down quietly. We will be punishing you for wanting this match. We will make your back crack, your knees shudder, your liver quiver and your blood stain the may. We will slash, stab, scratch, gut, disembowel, and maybe give you a gentle foot rub for the pluck and moxie you have spilling out of you like so many internal organs. We will unleash hell and let loose the chihuahuas of war! Hellfire and damnation will overtake your very existence! You boys as well as EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ROSTER will see that we ARE the UPW tag team champions and these belts aren't going anywhere anytime soon."
Mia turned toward Ariana looking at her. Ariana decided to respond but not moving raising her voice a little to be heard.
Ariana: “Jester is right it doesn’t matter if it is Rated M or some other tag team. There hasn’t been a team that has had the level of passion that we have. The immersive hell that they are going to be delving in will only lead to their pain, their suffering, and they will falter in their attempts to have gold.”
Jester: "So Rated M, bring all you got! Be sure you're sober and clean, and maybe get a few pics of those pretty faces because when we're done not only will we still be Tag Champs but not even your mama is gonna be able to recognize you. And just some friendly advice, make sure you know your blood type so the medics can replace everything that we spill."