Post by tstory on Sept 24, 2021 21:58:27 GMT -5
(Scene opens outside Jack's Place, where Carson and Annie Castle are sitting on the tailgate of Annie's pickup truck. Annie has a bottle of Wild Turkey 101 in hand, taking a shot straight from the bottle. Carson sips on a long neck bottle of beer.)
Annie: I suppose we chose the wrong night to stop by, on account of Archie tellin' me that Mr. Jack and Moe are both out for the night. That's too bad. I really would have liked to talk to both of you face to face, but I suppose this video will have to do.
Carson: She doesn't like to be disappointed. Lucky for you Jack ordered that Wild Turkey. Don't worry Jack, we paid for our drinks. We won't take advantage of running a tab.
Annie: Moe...sweetie...I appreciate the attention you been throwin' my way, but you start askin' people to go easy on me? That's gonna be a problem.
Carson: She's like a wildcat, Moe. She's gonna jump on and sink in her claws and fight down to the bone every time. Don't try to mess with her playtime. That would be a mistake.
Annie: Mr. Jack, we go back a ways. We were even a tag team, and I worked tight here until I started havin' some money comin' in. I appreciate the hell out of that, but don't think for a second I'm gonna lay down in the ring because of it.
Carson: Same goes for you, Pixi. You were the first person that showed my any kind of kindness when I showed up here. I won't forget that. See, there may be some blood shed when the four of us meet in the ring, but there is no reason for it to be bad blood.
Annie: Damn right! Where we come from, you can kick the shit out of each other, shake hands, them buy one another a drink, and it's all good. That's what we want our of this match. Winner buys the drinks, and either way, I'm gonna buy Moe a Tennessee Turkey sandwich.
(Carson laughs and pushes Annie playfully as she takes another sip.)
Annie: And in case you don't know what that is, it's two shot glasses with a bottle of Wild Turkey sandwiched in between them.
Carson: Let's climb in there and give each other hell. No tricks, no cheating, just a good old fashioned fight.
Annie: That sounds like a hell of a lot of fun right now! Let's head on over to that other dive where I roughed up them girls. I don't wanna tear up Jack's Place.
(The two hop of the tailgate and move to the cab of the truck, which throws gravel at the camera as it happens away.)
Annie: I suppose we chose the wrong night to stop by, on account of Archie tellin' me that Mr. Jack and Moe are both out for the night. That's too bad. I really would have liked to talk to both of you face to face, but I suppose this video will have to do.
Carson: She doesn't like to be disappointed. Lucky for you Jack ordered that Wild Turkey. Don't worry Jack, we paid for our drinks. We won't take advantage of running a tab.
Annie: Moe...sweetie...I appreciate the attention you been throwin' my way, but you start askin' people to go easy on me? That's gonna be a problem.
Carson: She's like a wildcat, Moe. She's gonna jump on and sink in her claws and fight down to the bone every time. Don't try to mess with her playtime. That would be a mistake.
Annie: Mr. Jack, we go back a ways. We were even a tag team, and I worked tight here until I started havin' some money comin' in. I appreciate the hell out of that, but don't think for a second I'm gonna lay down in the ring because of it.
Carson: Same goes for you, Pixi. You were the first person that showed my any kind of kindness when I showed up here. I won't forget that. See, there may be some blood shed when the four of us meet in the ring, but there is no reason for it to be bad blood.
Annie: Damn right! Where we come from, you can kick the shit out of each other, shake hands, them buy one another a drink, and it's all good. That's what we want our of this match. Winner buys the drinks, and either way, I'm gonna buy Moe a Tennessee Turkey sandwich.
(Carson laughs and pushes Annie playfully as she takes another sip.)
Annie: And in case you don't know what that is, it's two shot glasses with a bottle of Wild Turkey sandwiched in between them.
Carson: Let's climb in there and give each other hell. No tricks, no cheating, just a good old fashioned fight.
Annie: That sounds like a hell of a lot of fun right now! Let's head on over to that other dive where I roughed up them girls. I don't wanna tear up Jack's Place.
(The two hop of the tailgate and move to the cab of the truck, which throws gravel at the camera as it happens away.)