Post by rich121 on Oct 6, 2021 12:38:06 GMT -5
It’s a Saturday Night newscast on Las Vegas channel 13 as Sports Anchor Curtis Flow is nearing the end of his segment…
Curtis: “And now for a follow up from the incident this last night we go to Jerry Hopkins live at North Vista Hospital.”
(cut to a young reporter standing in a hallway at the hospital)
Jerry: “Curtis, we now have an update on the condition of the young athlete involved in that horrible incident last night. KTNV 13 Action News has the exclusive that Centennial High School senior and quarterback Anthony Blugra is being treated for a concussion as well as a broken ankle and a broken arm after being tackled by several members of the opposing team in what looked like an intended attack. Blugra was looking at a very promising future, being scouted by multiple colleges and universities across the country, but now that future is in jeopardy. An investigation is underway as to see if this was an accident or an attack on the young quarterback. Out of respect for him and his family we won’t be speaking to the family right now, but they have assured us that they will make an exclusive statement to KTNV within the next few days once they see how Anthony is doing. For KTNV Action Sports, I’m….”
(There is a huge crash in the background, the camera turns to see a med cart overturned as a frightful looking patient stumbles forward. He’s dressed only in a poorly tied hospital gown and has IV and transfusion tubes hanging from his arm as blood and saline drip down. He notices the camera and reported and picks up speed heading right for them. You can now see he has the other arm in a cast and one leg wrapped tight. The camera zooms in on the bruised and swollen face of a maniacal Jester LeBeau who had been admitted to the hospital after the attack by Miller and Diaz at Friday Night Free For All)
Jester: “Is that thing on? Are you broadcasting? Is this cable or just some local network?”
Jerry: “We are with KTNV 13 Action News. (his hands shakes uncontrollably as he tries to hold the microphone as steady as possible. Over his and the cameraman’s earpieces you can hear ‘Keep the camera rolling! No matter what!’)
Jester: “Never heard of them, but I will take advantage of this live audience ‘cause I got things to say. (he takes the mike and taps it) Is this thing on? Seriously is it? And why do you have this when there’s a boom mike on the camera? Is this just a prop? And will it fit up your ass?”
(Jester pushes Jerry off camera, the camera focuses on a wall as a high pitched scream is heard. Jester stands up as the camera now spans over to show Jerry laying face down on the ground, pants pulled down and the screen on the microphone peering out of his rear end)
Jester: “That actually was easier than I expected. (he stands up in front of the camera as staff comes and tends to Jerry. Two large orderlies try to grab Jester but even with one good arm and one good leg, he shoves them out of his way and to the ground.) Yeah, you’ll have to do better than that. (looks back at the camera) Now, where was I? Would you like to see if I can get than camera up YOUR ass? (the camera shakes back and forth to say ‘no’)
"Alright then, for now. Back to business, I. Fucking. Hate. Hospitals!!! The beds are shit, the nurses don’t freely give blow jobs, the food sucks, and they are too damn stingy with the GOOD drugs! And why am I here? Because two fuckwads that should have been sprayed on their mother’s back decided they wanted to crank it up a notch when the Kid King was pinned by my partner which is no surprise because she has more skill and ability in her little finger that both of those jack offs out together. And then you decided to poke the bear, you thought you could take me out and look who won the pony ‘cause I’m back here and you’re out there. (slow claps) Bravo. You just prove my point, you dipshits are tough in a fight but you can’t get it done in the ring against just one of us so what chance do you stand against both of us.”
(during this a nurse sneaks up behind Jester and jabs him in the rear with a shot)
Jester: “What was that? (he mule kicks the nurse in the jaw) Hmmm, really? Morphine? That’s all you gonna give me? Was that even 5 ccs? My teeth aren’t even numb. Did you water that down like Moe does his whiskey? Go get the really good shit and make daddy happy. Where was I? oh yes, the dumb fucks wanna make it rough? You wanna come into MY world? Well then, let’s do just that. Let’s enter MY playground, where pain brings pleasure, when blood washes over us covering our weaknesses, where I have the most fun. You want to control chaos? You want to rope a force of nature? Then let’s do just that… barbed wire, broken glass, thumb tacks, razor blades, hell why not throw in some fire and explosions!!! You boys want our titles, then you have to come into our house to get them! Let’s find out how tough you really are! You wanna get nuts? Then let’s get nuts!
"Let’s go into my world! And when we’re done with that and Ari and I are standing over your battered and broken bodies STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… maybe I’ll go after the head of the serpent… Do you know fear Bishop? No? How about pain? No? Failure? Hmmm, how about bleeding out of every pore and slash on your fragile skin? Don’t worry, while your boys are recovering, I’ll teach all about those things and more. (another nurse is now behind Jester and sticks him again) Oh! Oh… oh hell the fuck yeah…. What was that horse tranquilizer? Gotdamn that’s good shit pal. (starts to sway) Yeah, I’m gonna lay down now….”
(Jester falls to the ground with a thud. Orderlies pick him up and carry him back to his room as the camera follows until the door shuts. Cut back to the KTNV studio)
Curtis: “Damn, that WAS good shit! Oh, we’re live? (composes himself and faces the camera) And that’s sports. Now let’s see what the forecast holds for the start of your week, how about it Alex?”
Curtis: “And now for a follow up from the incident this last night we go to Jerry Hopkins live at North Vista Hospital.”
(cut to a young reporter standing in a hallway at the hospital)
Jerry: “Curtis, we now have an update on the condition of the young athlete involved in that horrible incident last night. KTNV 13 Action News has the exclusive that Centennial High School senior and quarterback Anthony Blugra is being treated for a concussion as well as a broken ankle and a broken arm after being tackled by several members of the opposing team in what looked like an intended attack. Blugra was looking at a very promising future, being scouted by multiple colleges and universities across the country, but now that future is in jeopardy. An investigation is underway as to see if this was an accident or an attack on the young quarterback. Out of respect for him and his family we won’t be speaking to the family right now, but they have assured us that they will make an exclusive statement to KTNV within the next few days once they see how Anthony is doing. For KTNV Action Sports, I’m….”
(There is a huge crash in the background, the camera turns to see a med cart overturned as a frightful looking patient stumbles forward. He’s dressed only in a poorly tied hospital gown and has IV and transfusion tubes hanging from his arm as blood and saline drip down. He notices the camera and reported and picks up speed heading right for them. You can now see he has the other arm in a cast and one leg wrapped tight. The camera zooms in on the bruised and swollen face of a maniacal Jester LeBeau who had been admitted to the hospital after the attack by Miller and Diaz at Friday Night Free For All)
Jester: “Is that thing on? Are you broadcasting? Is this cable or just some local network?”
Jerry: “We are with KTNV 13 Action News. (his hands shakes uncontrollably as he tries to hold the microphone as steady as possible. Over his and the cameraman’s earpieces you can hear ‘Keep the camera rolling! No matter what!’)
Jester: “Never heard of them, but I will take advantage of this live audience ‘cause I got things to say. (he takes the mike and taps it) Is this thing on? Seriously is it? And why do you have this when there’s a boom mike on the camera? Is this just a prop? And will it fit up your ass?”
(Jester pushes Jerry off camera, the camera focuses on a wall as a high pitched scream is heard. Jester stands up as the camera now spans over to show Jerry laying face down on the ground, pants pulled down and the screen on the microphone peering out of his rear end)
Jester: “That actually was easier than I expected. (he stands up in front of the camera as staff comes and tends to Jerry. Two large orderlies try to grab Jester but even with one good arm and one good leg, he shoves them out of his way and to the ground.) Yeah, you’ll have to do better than that. (looks back at the camera) Now, where was I? Would you like to see if I can get than camera up YOUR ass? (the camera shakes back and forth to say ‘no’)
"Alright then, for now. Back to business, I. Fucking. Hate. Hospitals!!! The beds are shit, the nurses don’t freely give blow jobs, the food sucks, and they are too damn stingy with the GOOD drugs! And why am I here? Because two fuckwads that should have been sprayed on their mother’s back decided they wanted to crank it up a notch when the Kid King was pinned by my partner which is no surprise because she has more skill and ability in her little finger that both of those jack offs out together. And then you decided to poke the bear, you thought you could take me out and look who won the pony ‘cause I’m back here and you’re out there. (slow claps) Bravo. You just prove my point, you dipshits are tough in a fight but you can’t get it done in the ring against just one of us so what chance do you stand against both of us.”
(during this a nurse sneaks up behind Jester and jabs him in the rear with a shot)
Jester: “What was that? (he mule kicks the nurse in the jaw) Hmmm, really? Morphine? That’s all you gonna give me? Was that even 5 ccs? My teeth aren’t even numb. Did you water that down like Moe does his whiskey? Go get the really good shit and make daddy happy. Where was I? oh yes, the dumb fucks wanna make it rough? You wanna come into MY world? Well then, let’s do just that. Let’s enter MY playground, where pain brings pleasure, when blood washes over us covering our weaknesses, where I have the most fun. You want to control chaos? You want to rope a force of nature? Then let’s do just that… barbed wire, broken glass, thumb tacks, razor blades, hell why not throw in some fire and explosions!!! You boys want our titles, then you have to come into our house to get them! Let’s find out how tough you really are! You wanna get nuts? Then let’s get nuts!
"Let’s go into my world! And when we’re done with that and Ari and I are standing over your battered and broken bodies STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… maybe I’ll go after the head of the serpent… Do you know fear Bishop? No? How about pain? No? Failure? Hmmm, how about bleeding out of every pore and slash on your fragile skin? Don’t worry, while your boys are recovering, I’ll teach all about those things and more. (another nurse is now behind Jester and sticks him again) Oh! Oh… oh hell the fuck yeah…. What was that horse tranquilizer? Gotdamn that’s good shit pal. (starts to sway) Yeah, I’m gonna lay down now….”
(Jester falls to the ground with a thud. Orderlies pick him up and carry him back to his room as the camera follows until the door shuts. Cut back to the KTNV studio)
Curtis: “Damn, that WAS good shit! Oh, we’re live? (composes himself and faces the camera) And that’s sports. Now let’s see what the forecast holds for the start of your week, how about it Alex?”