Post by smilinjack on Oct 8, 2021 18:25:23 GMT -5
(Open to Jack’s Place. It’s still a couple of hours before opening, but Jack is here as he has paperwork to catch up on.
(He also has a bartender he needs to check on as Moe passed out at the after party, trying to keep up with Annie Castle. Sad to say, he didn’t even get close.
(A close up of Moe’s face shows a word on his face in magic marker.
(Jack looks down and starts to chuckle. Moe is still passed out and doesn’t respond to a gentle nudge from Jack’s boot. Jack heads behind the bar and pulls out an ice bucket. He fills the bucket with ice and water, then walks over to Moe and pours it over his head.
(Moe wakes up with a sputter.)
Moe: Hey! What’s the big idea? Come on Annie! I’m still with …
Ruby: Annie is gone. Everybody is gone. You slept on the floor last night.
Moe: Why did you leave me on the floor?
Ruby: You looked comfortable there.
Moe: Wow! So, I guess I didn’t win?
Ruby: You weren’t even close!
Moe: What time is it?
Ruby: Time for you to go wash up and get ready to work.
Moe: Yeah. Just give me a moment to freshen up.
(Moe heads to the men’s room. Suddenly there’s a scream from the men’s room and Moe comes staggering out.)
Moe: Who did dis?
Ruby: (innocently) Who did what?
Moe: Who wrote this on my face?
Ruby: Who wrote what on your face?
Moe: You’re going to make me say it, aren’t you?
Ruby: Yep.
Moe: Pussy! Somebody wrote the word “Pussy” on my face!
Ruby: It’s a mystery to me.
Moe: Well, I’m going to find out and…
Ruby: And what?
Moe: I don’ know. I’ll figure it out then.
Ruby: So, did you learn anything last night?
Moe: I learned two things. First, not to challenge Annie Castle to a drinking contest.
Ruby: And what else did you learn?
Moe: She’s quite a girl.
Ruby: Oh Christ! Go home. Sleep it off and I’ll see you for your shift tomorrow.
(Fade to black as Moe staggers out into the bright sunlight, shielding his eyes and cursing the light)
(He also has a bartender he needs to check on as Moe passed out at the after party, trying to keep up with Annie Castle. Sad to say, he didn’t even get close.
(A close up of Moe’s face shows a word on his face in magic marker.
(Jack looks down and starts to chuckle. Moe is still passed out and doesn’t respond to a gentle nudge from Jack’s boot. Jack heads behind the bar and pulls out an ice bucket. He fills the bucket with ice and water, then walks over to Moe and pours it over his head.
(Moe wakes up with a sputter.)
Moe: Hey! What’s the big idea? Come on Annie! I’m still with …
Ruby: Annie is gone. Everybody is gone. You slept on the floor last night.
Moe: Why did you leave me on the floor?
Ruby: You looked comfortable there.
Moe: Wow! So, I guess I didn’t win?
Ruby: You weren’t even close!
Moe: What time is it?
Ruby: Time for you to go wash up and get ready to work.
Moe: Yeah. Just give me a moment to freshen up.
(Moe heads to the men’s room. Suddenly there’s a scream from the men’s room and Moe comes staggering out.)
Moe: Who did dis?
Ruby: (innocently) Who did what?
Moe: Who wrote this on my face?
Ruby: Who wrote what on your face?
Moe: You’re going to make me say it, aren’t you?
Ruby: Yep.
Moe: Pussy! Somebody wrote the word “Pussy” on my face!
Ruby: It’s a mystery to me.
Moe: Well, I’m going to find out and…
Ruby: And what?
Moe: I don’ know. I’ll figure it out then.
Ruby: So, did you learn anything last night?
Moe: I learned two things. First, not to challenge Annie Castle to a drinking contest.
Ruby: And what else did you learn?
Moe: She’s quite a girl.
Ruby: Oh Christ! Go home. Sleep it off and I’ll see you for your shift tomorrow.
(Fade to black as Moe staggers out into the bright sunlight, shielding his eyes and cursing the light)