Post by bryanblackftw on Oct 21, 2021 0:32:26 GMT -5
Scene opens with Bryan Black walking down a street of shops, perusing something shiny or cute for Larry. He is approached by a young fan.
Kid: “Mr. Black, Mr. Black ….”
Bryan: Stops and turns, “Yes young man.”
Kid: “Why did you let that asshat Mark Murphy beat you?”
Kid’s Mom: Smacks son on the back of the head, “You watch your language or I’ll wash your mouth out with soap.”
Kid: Bows head and murmurs, “Sorry Mom.”
Bryan: Leans down and lifts the boys chin up, then crouches down so they are eye to eye. “Let me tell you a story. Mark and I have been butting heads since UPW started. In the last months Mark has been doing a lot of strength training, probably without even knowing it. I went away for a while and came back. I did try to keep up with my routine, but I was busy. So did I let Mark beat me, no. Did he surprise me, yes. I don’t plan on him doing that again, but we all have off nights. I’ll leave you some front row tickets if that’s ok with your mom, and you can come cheer me on next time he and I fight, deal?”
Kid: Eyes bugging out of his head, “Can we Mom, can we???”
Kids Mom: Shoots Bryan a mad mom look, but does soften and nod, “Yes, but only if you do your homework every night.”
Kid: Jumps to hug Bryan and almost knocks him over, “Thank you, thank you, thank you.”
Bryan: Laughing at the whole deal, Bryan hugs the boy back, then releases him and stands up. Looking at the kid’s mom, he says, “One sec.” Bryan pulls out a business card, writes his name and some info on it, then hands it to the mother, “Just hand the ticket person this. It’s good for four tickets, and the VIP package, so some pics and t-shirts I think, it may have changed since I’ve been gone.”
Kids Mom: Carefully considering Bryan responds, “Thank you Mr Black. You and Pixi are his favorites.”
Scene ends with Bryan entering a purse store, and the kid dragging his mother down the street to start working on his homework
Kid: “Mr. Black, Mr. Black ….”
Bryan: Stops and turns, “Yes young man.”
Kid: “Why did you let that asshat Mark Murphy beat you?”
Kid’s Mom: Smacks son on the back of the head, “You watch your language or I’ll wash your mouth out with soap.”
Kid: Bows head and murmurs, “Sorry Mom.”
Bryan: Leans down and lifts the boys chin up, then crouches down so they are eye to eye. “Let me tell you a story. Mark and I have been butting heads since UPW started. In the last months Mark has been doing a lot of strength training, probably without even knowing it. I went away for a while and came back. I did try to keep up with my routine, but I was busy. So did I let Mark beat me, no. Did he surprise me, yes. I don’t plan on him doing that again, but we all have off nights. I’ll leave you some front row tickets if that’s ok with your mom, and you can come cheer me on next time he and I fight, deal?”
Kid: Eyes bugging out of his head, “Can we Mom, can we???”
Kids Mom: Shoots Bryan a mad mom look, but does soften and nod, “Yes, but only if you do your homework every night.”
Kid: Jumps to hug Bryan and almost knocks him over, “Thank you, thank you, thank you.”
Bryan: Laughing at the whole deal, Bryan hugs the boy back, then releases him and stands up. Looking at the kid’s mom, he says, “One sec.” Bryan pulls out a business card, writes his name and some info on it, then hands it to the mother, “Just hand the ticket person this. It’s good for four tickets, and the VIP package, so some pics and t-shirts I think, it may have changed since I’ve been gone.”
Kids Mom: Carefully considering Bryan responds, “Thank you Mr Black. You and Pixi are his favorites.”
Scene ends with Bryan entering a purse store, and the kid dragging his mother down the street to start working on his homework