Post by kiddiaz316 on Oct 24, 2021 19:53:38 GMT -5
(Scene opens in Atlanta at the Diaz Mansion. Kid is seen poolside at the bar with his scantily clad Lady of the Night who are wearing literally nothing!
Diaz: Cliffcast right? Some two bit half ass Joe Rogan bullshit that is about as credible as Pee Wee Herman at his Play House!
Diaz: Congrats Rags
(Kid does a mock clap.)
Diaz: You played a small insignificant bit in getting one over on us! Ya think it will happen again?
(Kid flips the middle finger towards the camera.)
Diaz: Let's get it straight before you don’t get it twisted! Ya want to twist facts into fiction go right ahead but do it with your own facts and your own fiction! I am THE GREATEST SIN CITY CHAMPION and not because I was the first! It was because I defended it more than any champion! I defeated everyone with ease! Your boy Dehaven is a second rate champion and he knows it! Doubt he can spell it let alone pronounce S.I.N.C.I.T.Y! But this ain’t about you or your B-Team players! This about Rated M winning the Tag Team Titles!
(Kid pauses and takes a drink of his beer.)
Diaz: This is about Rated M entering the Fun House and destroying Jester and his maid and then Burning the house to the mother fucking ground! C4 explosives? So primitive Jester! We use WMD’s!
(Kid flex’s one of his massive biceps.)
Diaz: Bring all your tools of your lil house of horrors! I want you to bring everything you got Jester! You created this war now, get in the trenches and win it! Bring your whore! Maybe she wears the pants in your army? Maybe you're the one who swallows?
(Kid chuckles.)
Diaz: You bring your chair, hell; bring a rabid hedgehog for all I care, because it really won’t matter either way. You can’t beat us Jester! I want you to let that sink into your thick skull, and I want you to really think about it. Ok, I say the same thing to everyone, but that’s just to make them doubt themselves so that I have an edge going into our match, but with you Jester , it’s the honest truth. That is how bad I want to ruin you! Not just physically! I want you to doubt yourself! After I ruin you physically I want that darkness of mental illness to creep in force you to question your abilities! I want to shatter your dreams and haunt your nightmares! I want your tiny mind wandering and playing tricks on you!
(Kid takes another drink of his beer.)
Diaz: When I claim what should be mine, the face of UPW will change forever. I have a “to do” list, and I will systematically eliminate any potential threats to my future title reign. I will get my revenge on the world and I will rule that Fun House with an iron fist.
(Kid pauses and gives the scantily clad ladies a quick glance.)
Diaz: The best part of it all is, no matter how much all of you fuckwits mouth on about stopping me, and how you’ll beat me before I start, you all know that you can’t. You know I’m beyond you, and that I am unstoppable. Tokyo can’t handle me!
(Kid laughs sinisterly.)
Diaz: Hostile Fury is the beginning but it’s also the end! Chew on that!
(Camera fades to black.)
(End Feed.)
Diaz: Cliffcast right? Some two bit half ass Joe Rogan bullshit that is about as credible as Pee Wee Herman at his Play House!
Diaz: Congrats Rags
(Kid does a mock clap.)
Diaz: You played a small insignificant bit in getting one over on us! Ya think it will happen again?
(Kid flips the middle finger towards the camera.)
Diaz: Let's get it straight before you don’t get it twisted! Ya want to twist facts into fiction go right ahead but do it with your own facts and your own fiction! I am THE GREATEST SIN CITY CHAMPION and not because I was the first! It was because I defended it more than any champion! I defeated everyone with ease! Your boy Dehaven is a second rate champion and he knows it! Doubt he can spell it let alone pronounce S.I.N.C.I.T.Y! But this ain’t about you or your B-Team players! This about Rated M winning the Tag Team Titles!
(Kid pauses and takes a drink of his beer.)
Diaz: This is about Rated M entering the Fun House and destroying Jester and his maid and then Burning the house to the mother fucking ground! C4 explosives? So primitive Jester! We use WMD’s!
(Kid flex’s one of his massive biceps.)
Diaz: Bring all your tools of your lil house of horrors! I want you to bring everything you got Jester! You created this war now, get in the trenches and win it! Bring your whore! Maybe she wears the pants in your army? Maybe you're the one who swallows?
(Kid chuckles.)
Diaz: You bring your chair, hell; bring a rabid hedgehog for all I care, because it really won’t matter either way. You can’t beat us Jester! I want you to let that sink into your thick skull, and I want you to really think about it. Ok, I say the same thing to everyone, but that’s just to make them doubt themselves so that I have an edge going into our match, but with you Jester , it’s the honest truth. That is how bad I want to ruin you! Not just physically! I want you to doubt yourself! After I ruin you physically I want that darkness of mental illness to creep in force you to question your abilities! I want to shatter your dreams and haunt your nightmares! I want your tiny mind wandering and playing tricks on you!
(Kid takes another drink of his beer.)
Diaz: When I claim what should be mine, the face of UPW will change forever. I have a “to do” list, and I will systematically eliminate any potential threats to my future title reign. I will get my revenge on the world and I will rule that Fun House with an iron fist.
(Kid pauses and gives the scantily clad ladies a quick glance.)
Diaz: The best part of it all is, no matter how much all of you fuckwits mouth on about stopping me, and how you’ll beat me before I start, you all know that you can’t. You know I’m beyond you, and that I am unstoppable. Tokyo can’t handle me!
(Kid laughs sinisterly.)
Diaz: Hostile Fury is the beginning but it’s also the end! Chew on that!
(Camera fades to black.)
(End Feed.)