Post by jpitts on Oct 25, 2021 17:04:30 GMT -5
The Robinson Family is...
Jumbo Robinson (Former defensive end and current wrestler)
Jett Robinson (Former track and field star and current wrestler)
Junior Robinson (Manager, disgruntled babysitter and oldest son of Jab Robinson, confined to wheelchair)
Guest appearance from: June Robinson (Matriarch of the Robinson Family)
[The scene opens to Jumbo and Jett sitting beside one another on a bed in a small hotel room. Jumbo takes up so much of the space that Jett consistently slides off. Across from them sits a laptop open to last Friday Night Free-For-All's Bryan Black vs. "Maniac" Mark Murphy match. Behind them, taped to the wall are papers each with the following names... BRYAN BLACK, MADDOX, SAINT SAKURA, JOE NOBODY, and "MANIAC" MARK MURPHY. Potential opponents for one of the brothers at Hostile Fury.]
Junior: "You'll be potentially be facing both of these wrestlers at Hostile Fury."
[Junior is situated on the opposite side of the room behind his two brothers. The room is too small for his wheelchair to fit anywhere else. In the match, Bryan Black launches off of the turnbuckle for a shooting star press, only to catch a boot from the lying Mark Murphy.]
Junior: "The guy who attempted a shooting star press, he's Bryan Black. Former world champion. Like us, he believes in family, which makes him dangerous."
Jett: "He got some hops there, that kick to the head was gnarly."
Junior: "Mark Murphy is a former tag team champion with Public Nuisance. So, like us, he'll be in a match that his not his specialty..."
[Murphy hits the flamethrower on Black and pins him for the 1, 2, 3.]
Jumbo: "Still didn't stop him from pinning that guy. Wow! These guys are good!"
[Junior fast forwards a bit to last weeks Gauntlet Match, specifically to Saint Sakura vs. Maddox. (The three watch as Saint Sakura drops an Axe Kick onto the back of Maddox's head before jumping onto the ropes. She jumps off and delivers a Corkscrew Senton Bomb.]
Jett: "WOW!!!!! We-one of us will have to wrestle her?"
Jumbo: "Yes, she's new to UP! Wrestling, like us. She has a lot of crisp offense that we'll have to be prepared for."
[Next we see Saint Sakura deliver a bunch of body shots to Maddox, who seems so unaffected that he smiles.]
Jett: "Guy looks like he can take a lot of pain."
[Maddox hits Saint Sakura with a cradle DDT]
Junior: "Agreed. Don't let his good looks fool you, he is a dangerous man. Plus he has a manager, Candy, we'll need to watch out for her interference."
[Jumbo stares intently at Maddox.]
Jett: "Yo, you good?"
[Jumbo doesn't answer. Junior changes the video behind them to another match earlier in the card: Joe Nobody vs. Bubba.]
Junior: "Last but not least is Joe Nobody.
[Nobody darts across the ring for a huge knee lift on Bubba.]
Jumbo: "Doesn't look like a nobody to me."
Junior: "He's not. On the commentary for this match, he was already behing compared to the Openweight World Champion. THIS is who you have to contend with. We have a lot of studying to do. Let's start from the beginning!"
[Junior changes the video on the laptop with his controller, when an incoming call interrupts the screen. The picture of a middle aged black woman appears with the words "MOM" emblazoned under them.]
Jumbo & Jett: "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!"
June Robinson: "Hello my sons!"
Junior: "Mom, we have work to do!"
June ingores Junior: "How are my boys doing? All the way out in Japan! Are you living in a closet? Are you getting enough food? And I know you're keeping out of trouble! I better not hear about you boys eating any food that you are not familiar with!"
Jumbo & Jett: "Yes, Mom!"
Junior: "Ugh, this will have to wait until later, I guess."
[Fade to black.]
Jumbo Robinson (Former defensive end and current wrestler)
Jett Robinson (Former track and field star and current wrestler)
Junior Robinson (Manager, disgruntled babysitter and oldest son of Jab Robinson, confined to wheelchair)
Guest appearance from: June Robinson (Matriarch of the Robinson Family)
[The scene opens to Jumbo and Jett sitting beside one another on a bed in a small hotel room. Jumbo takes up so much of the space that Jett consistently slides off. Across from them sits a laptop open to last Friday Night Free-For-All's Bryan Black vs. "Maniac" Mark Murphy match. Behind them, taped to the wall are papers each with the following names... BRYAN BLACK, MADDOX, SAINT SAKURA, JOE NOBODY, and "MANIAC" MARK MURPHY. Potential opponents for one of the brothers at Hostile Fury.]
Junior: "You'll be potentially be facing both of these wrestlers at Hostile Fury."
[Junior is situated on the opposite side of the room behind his two brothers. The room is too small for his wheelchair to fit anywhere else. In the match, Bryan Black launches off of the turnbuckle for a shooting star press, only to catch a boot from the lying Mark Murphy.]
Junior: "The guy who attempted a shooting star press, he's Bryan Black. Former world champion. Like us, he believes in family, which makes him dangerous."
Jett: "He got some hops there, that kick to the head was gnarly."
Junior: "Mark Murphy is a former tag team champion with Public Nuisance. So, like us, he'll be in a match that his not his specialty..."
[Murphy hits the flamethrower on Black and pins him for the 1, 2, 3.]
Jumbo: "Still didn't stop him from pinning that guy. Wow! These guys are good!"
[Junior fast forwards a bit to last weeks Gauntlet Match, specifically to Saint Sakura vs. Maddox. (The three watch as Saint Sakura drops an Axe Kick onto the back of Maddox's head before jumping onto the ropes. She jumps off and delivers a Corkscrew Senton Bomb.]
Jett: "WOW!!!!! We-one of us will have to wrestle her?"
Jumbo: "Yes, she's new to UP! Wrestling, like us. She has a lot of crisp offense that we'll have to be prepared for."
[Next we see Saint Sakura deliver a bunch of body shots to Maddox, who seems so unaffected that he smiles.]
Jett: "Guy looks like he can take a lot of pain."
[Maddox hits Saint Sakura with a cradle DDT]
Junior: "Agreed. Don't let his good looks fool you, he is a dangerous man. Plus he has a manager, Candy, we'll need to watch out for her interference."
[Jumbo stares intently at Maddox.]
Jett: "Yo, you good?"
[Jumbo doesn't answer. Junior changes the video behind them to another match earlier in the card: Joe Nobody vs. Bubba.]
Junior: "Last but not least is Joe Nobody.
[Nobody darts across the ring for a huge knee lift on Bubba.]
Jumbo: "Doesn't look like a nobody to me."
Junior: "He's not. On the commentary for this match, he was already behing compared to the Openweight World Champion. THIS is who you have to contend with. We have a lot of studying to do. Let's start from the beginning!"
[Junior changes the video on the laptop with his controller, when an incoming call interrupts the screen. The picture of a middle aged black woman appears with the words "MOM" emblazoned under them.]
Jumbo & Jett: "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!"
June Robinson: "Hello my sons!"
Junior: "Mom, we have work to do!"
June ingores Junior: "How are my boys doing? All the way out in Japan! Are you living in a closet? Are you getting enough food? And I know you're keeping out of trouble! I better not hear about you boys eating any food that you are not familiar with!"
Jumbo & Jett: "Yes, Mom!"
Junior: "Ugh, this will have to wait until later, I guess."
[Fade to black.]