Post by rich121 on Nov 1, 2021 10:32:25 GMT -5
Jester LeBeau is in the back medical area having his wounds cleaned and getting stitches seemingly all over his body…
Jester: “Well, that happened. I can’t knock Rated M this time. I opened the door to hell, and they walked in, got the titles and stumbled out. Did everything I could think of and then some, but I guess Diaz did more coke that I had tonight. (spits out some blood) Has anyone heard from Ariana? (off camera someone shouts that she’s been taken to a local medical facility)
“Find out which one! (Jester howls happily as his burns on his back are being tended to) FUCK! Is it that kind of party? At least let me buy you dinner first. (looks back to the camera) So what is next? (off camera Jester is told about the voting for the Vendetta main event) Wait, I could possibly go up against Ball-less Bishop for the World title? Oh, ho ho, me likee that idea. I mean you could see Devie have another match with Pixi or CJ or Nathaniel or taking on old man Cage or… or… hear me out… Ow shit, don’t hold back. Get in there and clear out that fired flesh.
“I mean who would the world rather see, something done and done and done, something old or the super champion verses the self-inflicting homicidal, suicidal sumbitch that has no idea how to quit or stop, or has anything resembling self-control? Who would present Mr. Bullshit Champion with an actual challenge? I mean if you want to go into a new year with a new champion and you want to start shutting up and shutting down the Black Hand why would you think of anyone else who has already failed? Pixi couldn’t do it. CJ was as successful in a match he set up like a plate full of piss, Nathaniel needs to learn how to read and comprehend a contract, and who gives a fuck about Cage? I mean seriously, you want the same old shit that will keep the Black Hand going or maybe vote me in and literally unleash hell upon that pompous prick.
“Yeah I’m down that I lost the titles for Ari and me but I’m also pissed enough to push to the front of the line and punch out the top guy in the yard. Ooooo, can you make those bandages tighter? I need to feel them really rub into the raw flesh.
“I’m not going to sit and wait for a rematch, I’m going to follow in the footsteps of my former partner and push myself into a singles title picture. One way or another Bish, I’m coming for you. And when I’m done and that shinny belt is in my possession… I’m going to wear the world title while doing lines off of Vee’s ass because who’s going to want to be with a loser when you can be with the champion who has no boundaries. Yeah, World Open weight Champion Jester LeBeau… damn that sounds so good. Let’s make it happen!”
Jester: “Well, that happened. I can’t knock Rated M this time. I opened the door to hell, and they walked in, got the titles and stumbled out. Did everything I could think of and then some, but I guess Diaz did more coke that I had tonight. (spits out some blood) Has anyone heard from Ariana? (off camera someone shouts that she’s been taken to a local medical facility)
“Find out which one! (Jester howls happily as his burns on his back are being tended to) FUCK! Is it that kind of party? At least let me buy you dinner first. (looks back to the camera) So what is next? (off camera Jester is told about the voting for the Vendetta main event) Wait, I could possibly go up against Ball-less Bishop for the World title? Oh, ho ho, me likee that idea. I mean you could see Devie have another match with Pixi or CJ or Nathaniel or taking on old man Cage or… or… hear me out… Ow shit, don’t hold back. Get in there and clear out that fired flesh.
“I mean who would the world rather see, something done and done and done, something old or the super champion verses the self-inflicting homicidal, suicidal sumbitch that has no idea how to quit or stop, or has anything resembling self-control? Who would present Mr. Bullshit Champion with an actual challenge? I mean if you want to go into a new year with a new champion and you want to start shutting up and shutting down the Black Hand why would you think of anyone else who has already failed? Pixi couldn’t do it. CJ was as successful in a match he set up like a plate full of piss, Nathaniel needs to learn how to read and comprehend a contract, and who gives a fuck about Cage? I mean seriously, you want the same old shit that will keep the Black Hand going or maybe vote me in and literally unleash hell upon that pompous prick.
“Yeah I’m down that I lost the titles for Ari and me but I’m also pissed enough to push to the front of the line and punch out the top guy in the yard. Ooooo, can you make those bandages tighter? I need to feel them really rub into the raw flesh.
“I’m not going to sit and wait for a rematch, I’m going to follow in the footsteps of my former partner and push myself into a singles title picture. One way or another Bish, I’m coming for you. And when I’m done and that shinny belt is in my possession… I’m going to wear the world title while doing lines off of Vee’s ass because who’s going to want to be with a loser when you can be with the champion who has no boundaries. Yeah, World Open weight Champion Jester LeBeau… damn that sounds so good. Let’s make it happen!”