Post by jpitts on Nov 5, 2021 13:50:10 GMT -5
The Robinson Family is...
Jumbo Robinson (Former defensive end and current wrestler)
Jett Robinson (Former track and field star and current wrestler)
Junior Robinson (Manager, Harvard graduate and academic decathlon winner, disgruntled babysitter, and oldest son of Jab Robinson, confined to wheelchair)
***MONDAY**
[The scene opens on the tarmac of an airplane. The Robinsons, Junior, Jumbo, and Jett are each wearing their “ROBINSONS LOVE JAPAN” t-shirts. Jett has a camcorder in his hand, while Jumbo is wearing his newly won BOYD GAMING HIGH ROLLER CHAMPIONSHIP while pushing his brothers wheelchair.]
[The line comes to a halt AND with time to spare Jett jumps out and points his camcorder at his two brothers.]
Jett: “So this is RTV where the R stands for Robinson and I am sitting here with newly crowned BOYD GAMING HIGH ROLLER CHAMPION, JUMBO ROBINSON. How does it feel to win your first championship, Jumbo?”
Jumbo: “I’m going to say this once and you’re going to say this with me: WHEN ONE ROBINSON WINS, WE ALL WIN! WE ARE FAMILY! HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Jett: “Oh ok, who was that suave, debonair guy helping you on the side of the ring?”
Jumbo: “Oh, that was one of the fastest men and one of the best brothers on the planet, the one, the only JETT ROBINSON!”
[Jett turn the camera around to show his face and says “THAT’S ME!” before turning it around.]
Jett: “So Jumbo... tell me what it was like facing some of the best wrestlers in the world. What was it like facing... JOE NOBODY."
Jumbo: "Sneaky guy. Wasn't really in the match until the end, but he almost won the match."
Jett: "SAINT SAKURA..."
Jumbo: "Very tough. We'll be seeing more of her in the future."
Jett: "BRYAN BLACK..."
Jumbo: "Crazy, crazy man... did you see that phoenix splash. That's a man that wanted to WIN!"
Jett: "MADDOX..."
Jumbo: "...A very fine specimen."
Jett: "Huh?"
Jumbo: "I mean, I'm sorry I had to do him like that. But I had to bring one home from the FAMILY!"
Jett: "Now tell me... Tell me, how much of a PUNK ASS is CLIFF RAGSDALE?”
Jumbo: “Who’s that? Was that the guy talking trash?”
Jett: “Yes, he said that you, that WE, were not much of a threat!”
Jumbo: “Ha, don’t let Mama hear that! She might come down and kick his ass herself! But ask him what happened to MARK MURPHY?”
[Jumbo and Jett start hooting and hollering. Jett puts down the camera while his brother gets down on the ground. Jett puts his brother into a crucifix while they count “1….2….3!!!”
Jett: “Rag guy might want to get on Zoom and tell Mark Murphy to kick out! Maddox had him OUT!”
[Junior waits for his brothers to calm down and gets his cell phone ready.]
Junior: “Are you guys done?”
Jumbo: "One more thing... I want to dedicate this win to Harvard academic decathlon winner and the smartest person in the whole wide world... JUNIOR ROBINSON!"
[Junior is nonplussed.]
Junior: “Well, if you're done, Jumbo you are facing VILE for the title next Friday. And Jett, you have a triple threat match against RON MASTERSON and Maddox.”
Jett: “…That’s bad isn’t it?”
Junior: “It’s certainly a challenge for us. We’ll start working on it when we get back to the states.”
Jett & Jumbo: “Sayonara Japan!”
[The boys file down to the plane as we fade to black.]
Jumbo Robinson (Former defensive end and current wrestler)
Jett Robinson (Former track and field star and current wrestler)
Junior Robinson (Manager, Harvard graduate and academic decathlon winner, disgruntled babysitter, and oldest son of Jab Robinson, confined to wheelchair)
***MONDAY**
[The scene opens on the tarmac of an airplane. The Robinsons, Junior, Jumbo, and Jett are each wearing their “ROBINSONS LOVE JAPAN” t-shirts. Jett has a camcorder in his hand, while Jumbo is wearing his newly won BOYD GAMING HIGH ROLLER CHAMPIONSHIP while pushing his brothers wheelchair.]
[The line comes to a halt AND with time to spare Jett jumps out and points his camcorder at his two brothers.]
Jett: “So this is RTV where the R stands for Robinson and I am sitting here with newly crowned BOYD GAMING HIGH ROLLER CHAMPION, JUMBO ROBINSON. How does it feel to win your first championship, Jumbo?”
Jumbo: “I’m going to say this once and you’re going to say this with me: WHEN ONE ROBINSON WINS, WE ALL WIN! WE ARE FAMILY! HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Jett: “Oh ok, who was that suave, debonair guy helping you on the side of the ring?”
Jumbo: “Oh, that was one of the fastest men and one of the best brothers on the planet, the one, the only JETT ROBINSON!”
[Jett turn the camera around to show his face and says “THAT’S ME!” before turning it around.]
Jett: “So Jumbo... tell me what it was like facing some of the best wrestlers in the world. What was it like facing... JOE NOBODY."
Jumbo: "Sneaky guy. Wasn't really in the match until the end, but he almost won the match."
Jett: "SAINT SAKURA..."
Jumbo: "Very tough. We'll be seeing more of her in the future."
Jett: "BRYAN BLACK..."
Jumbo: "Crazy, crazy man... did you see that phoenix splash. That's a man that wanted to WIN!"
Jett: "MADDOX..."
Jumbo: "...A very fine specimen."
Jett: "Huh?"
Jumbo: "I mean, I'm sorry I had to do him like that. But I had to bring one home from the FAMILY!"
Jett: "Now tell me... Tell me, how much of a PUNK ASS is CLIFF RAGSDALE?”
Jumbo: “Who’s that? Was that the guy talking trash?”
Jett: “Yes, he said that you, that WE, were not much of a threat!”
Jumbo: “Ha, don’t let Mama hear that! She might come down and kick his ass herself! But ask him what happened to MARK MURPHY?”
[Jumbo and Jett start hooting and hollering. Jett puts down the camera while his brother gets down on the ground. Jett puts his brother into a crucifix while they count “1….2….3!!!”
Jett: “Rag guy might want to get on Zoom and tell Mark Murphy to kick out! Maddox had him OUT!”
[Junior waits for his brothers to calm down and gets his cell phone ready.]
Junior: “Are you guys done?”
Jumbo: "One more thing... I want to dedicate this win to Harvard academic decathlon winner and the smartest person in the whole wide world... JUNIOR ROBINSON!"
[Junior is nonplussed.]
Junior: “Well, if you're done, Jumbo you are facing VILE for the title next Friday. And Jett, you have a triple threat match against RON MASTERSON and Maddox.”
Jett: “…That’s bad isn’t it?”
Junior: “It’s certainly a challenge for us. We’ll start working on it when we get back to the states.”
Jett & Jumbo: “Sayonara Japan!”
[The boys file down to the plane as we fade to black.]