Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2021 9:51:05 GMT -5
The scene opens to CJ Walker standing in front of a rather large hole in a field. CJ's truck is seen parked off to one side and a back end loader, commonly refered to as a Back Hoe is stopped next to a large pile of dirt.
The camera is trained on CJ who is smiling back at it.
CJ: "Ladies and Gentlemen, you've heard responses to my promotional segments from David Boog, Jester T Assclown, and "I Chew Methamphetamine's Daily" Nathaniel and his Ring Rat dope whore girlfriend. But let's be honest, you don't give a shit about them. Why? Because you're not mentally challenged and even of you are, got eat a peanut butter and crayon sandwich then go vote for me."
CJ turns an motions to the large dug out pit.
CJ: "You're probably wondering what this is for. Well boys and girls this is where Nathaniel, Jester, and David Berg will go along with Cage and Pixi once you vote me into Vendetta and I win the World Open Weight Championship. I'll bury them like I did James Ceno, that right foot ninja, and Bryan Black's pride and masculinity. Because I'm the most talented, entertaining, majestic motherfucker in pro sports. These other so called 'professionals' will likely create responses to this video in an attempt to try and save face but they can't because the only anti CJ Walker thing they can say is ..."
CJ begins impersonating the rest of the Vendetta Main Event Poll by making a sniveling, whining, cry baby face and voice.
CJ: "CJ Walker shouldn't be voted in because he lost in match he designed, we like to bring this up every chance we get because we can't come up with a better insult because we're too busy playing Fortnite and eating pizza rolls in our mommy's basement. CJ Walker quit and came back several times and each time the guarantee on his contract went up to the point he's the highest paid superstar in UPW. We wish we were that smart. CJ Walker is just a bully. Our mommy said we should stand up to bullies and we did and guess what?"
CJ now returns to his normal voice and demeanor.
CJ: "You all got open hand bitch slapped to the ground. I made all of you hard ass tough guys look softer than a kitten wrapped in marshmallows. I highly recommend that none of my fellow wrestlers on the poll even try to respond to this until you can come up with better lines and better insults than how I lost in my own match, and how I left and came back several times because you're just repeating the same promos over and over and over and over, again and again and again, night after night after night, blah blah blah blah, it's like when you've been married for several years and instead of this hot passionate, nasty pornstar sex, it's just a sad hand job while your wife scrolls TikTok. You can't out work me, don't even try. You're not more entertaining than me, don't even try. You can't follow this promo, so don't even try. I'm better than every single one of you, and you all know it. Now get in the hole because you just got buried."
The scene ends as the back hoe begins scooping dirt into the pit.
The camera is trained on CJ who is smiling back at it.
CJ: "Ladies and Gentlemen, you've heard responses to my promotional segments from David Boog, Jester T Assclown, and "I Chew Methamphetamine's Daily" Nathaniel and his Ring Rat dope whore girlfriend. But let's be honest, you don't give a shit about them. Why? Because you're not mentally challenged and even of you are, got eat a peanut butter and crayon sandwich then go vote for me."
CJ turns an motions to the large dug out pit.
CJ: "You're probably wondering what this is for. Well boys and girls this is where Nathaniel, Jester, and David Berg will go along with Cage and Pixi once you vote me into Vendetta and I win the World Open Weight Championship. I'll bury them like I did James Ceno, that right foot ninja, and Bryan Black's pride and masculinity. Because I'm the most talented, entertaining, majestic motherfucker in pro sports. These other so called 'professionals' will likely create responses to this video in an attempt to try and save face but they can't because the only anti CJ Walker thing they can say is ..."
CJ begins impersonating the rest of the Vendetta Main Event Poll by making a sniveling, whining, cry baby face and voice.
CJ: "CJ Walker shouldn't be voted in because he lost in match he designed, we like to bring this up every chance we get because we can't come up with a better insult because we're too busy playing Fortnite and eating pizza rolls in our mommy's basement. CJ Walker quit and came back several times and each time the guarantee on his contract went up to the point he's the highest paid superstar in UPW. We wish we were that smart. CJ Walker is just a bully. Our mommy said we should stand up to bullies and we did and guess what?"
CJ now returns to his normal voice and demeanor.
CJ: "You all got open hand bitch slapped to the ground. I made all of you hard ass tough guys look softer than a kitten wrapped in marshmallows. I highly recommend that none of my fellow wrestlers on the poll even try to respond to this until you can come up with better lines and better insults than how I lost in my own match, and how I left and came back several times because you're just repeating the same promos over and over and over and over, again and again and again, night after night after night, blah blah blah blah, it's like when you've been married for several years and instead of this hot passionate, nasty pornstar sex, it's just a sad hand job while your wife scrolls TikTok. You can't out work me, don't even try. You're not more entertaining than me, don't even try. You can't follow this promo, so don't even try. I'm better than every single one of you, and you all know it. Now get in the hole because you just got buried."
The scene ends as the back hoe begins scooping dirt into the pit.