Post by nick on Nov 9, 2021 14:35:02 GMT -5
Pxi and Larry are sitting on their sofa. Larry presses the remote and switches off the TV.
Larry: Well. What can you say about THAT?
Pixi: Nothing apparently. Seems that CJ won’t allow it.
Larry: No, that makes sense. I mean, after all, the last thing he wants is someone putting out a promo that actually MAKES SENSE. Heaven forbid that should happen. Imagine the sheer chaos if people actually KNEW that they could vote for someone else – ANYONE else.
Pixi: Poor CJ. You have to feel a little sorry for him though.
Larry: Sorry? The man wants to literally BURY you and you feel SORRY for him?
Pixi: Yeah. I do. Because this can’t last. We’ve seen it all before. He gets a burst of inspiration, runs with it, exhausts it and fails. Well, when I say fails, I mean he switches tack. When he falls short – again – just watch, he’ll go quiet for a bit and then reinvent himself – again. It’s all kind of sad really. It’s particularly sad for him because I WON’T be buried. I’m the only one that’s beaten Devin – TWICE. I’m the one that should get the next opportunity to face him. Now, if I’m not voted in, I’m not voted in. (shrugs) I know I’ll get my chance, but what I WON’T do, is scream, shout and threaten. I don’t need to do that. Everyone KNOWS how dangerous I am in the ring. I don’t have to TELL them. I don’t have to coerce people into voting for me.
Larry: Oh but where’s the entertainment value in that? Come on, CJ went to all the trouble of digging a big hole.
Pixi: A complete waste of time. He didn’t jump into it.
Larry: Mee-ow.
Pixi: I couldn’t resist. He’s such an easy target and seems desperate to be targeted.
Larry: Yeah Mr CJ “Low Hanging Fruit” Walker. Well, we ought to cheer him up. Shall we do his theme song like we rehearsed?
Pixi: Sure, call up the song on YouTube.
(Larry presses a few buttons and soon MC Hammer’s U Can’t Touch This starts playing. Larry and Pixi hop up out of the sofa and start to dance along.)
Larry: No one can touch CJ.
Pixi: He’s SO awesome.
(They both dissolve into fits of laughter and fall back onto the sofa as the song continues to play.)
MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (Official Music Video) - YouTube
FIN.
Larry: Well. What can you say about THAT?
Pixi: Nothing apparently. Seems that CJ won’t allow it.
Larry: No, that makes sense. I mean, after all, the last thing he wants is someone putting out a promo that actually MAKES SENSE. Heaven forbid that should happen. Imagine the sheer chaos if people actually KNEW that they could vote for someone else – ANYONE else.
Pixi: Poor CJ. You have to feel a little sorry for him though.
Larry: Sorry? The man wants to literally BURY you and you feel SORRY for him?
Pixi: Yeah. I do. Because this can’t last. We’ve seen it all before. He gets a burst of inspiration, runs with it, exhausts it and fails. Well, when I say fails, I mean he switches tack. When he falls short – again – just watch, he’ll go quiet for a bit and then reinvent himself – again. It’s all kind of sad really. It’s particularly sad for him because I WON’T be buried. I’m the only one that’s beaten Devin – TWICE. I’m the one that should get the next opportunity to face him. Now, if I’m not voted in, I’m not voted in. (shrugs) I know I’ll get my chance, but what I WON’T do, is scream, shout and threaten. I don’t need to do that. Everyone KNOWS how dangerous I am in the ring. I don’t have to TELL them. I don’t have to coerce people into voting for me.
Larry: Oh but where’s the entertainment value in that? Come on, CJ went to all the trouble of digging a big hole.
Pixi: A complete waste of time. He didn’t jump into it.
Larry: Mee-ow.
Pixi: I couldn’t resist. He’s such an easy target and seems desperate to be targeted.
Larry: Yeah Mr CJ “Low Hanging Fruit” Walker. Well, we ought to cheer him up. Shall we do his theme song like we rehearsed?
Pixi: Sure, call up the song on YouTube.
(Larry presses a few buttons and soon MC Hammer’s U Can’t Touch This starts playing. Larry and Pixi hop up out of the sofa and start to dance along.)
Larry: No one can touch CJ.
Pixi: He’s SO awesome.
(They both dissolve into fits of laughter and fall back onto the sofa as the song continues to play.)
MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (Official Music Video) - YouTube
FIN.